May 29, 2007

Jason:  I think he wants that new Sat-Go from DirecTV...that is sweet!
Joe:    Graham Elwood was pushing DirecTV a while ago, right?
Jason:  I think. Have you seen that Device?
Joe:    No, is it like a Slingbox?
Jason:  Its a briefcase size 17" LCD monitor with a DireCTV dish built in.
Joe:    That wins if it had OnDemand and net capabilities, I'm set for life.
Jason:  Check it out.
Don:    Sounds really cool!
Joe:    But I <3 my OnDemand. Especially since I can tape stuff off it and onto my lappy.
Gordon: As we continue Episode #150, let's have some acting fun with Roleplay! You know the deal. I give you a character and you act with it
Jason:  Oh boy!
Joe:    Oh geez
Gordon: We start with Joe Mello
Joe:    Great. Can I be a catboy?
Chico: First of all, that's just scary. Second of all...do I need a 'second of all' here?
Don:    lol
Joe:    It gets me love at conventions, what can I say, now?
Chico: Joe wants to be the cat boy, he can be the catboy. I'm not going to judge him...at least not until the end of this broadcast.
Jason:  right.
Joe:    =^_^=
Jason:  Oh boy.
Joe:    Anyway, back to the topic at hand
Chico: Joe, you are...Laila Ali from Dancing With the Stars. There's a Cat for you. A dancing catboy. You have lost DWTS to a newcomer and an Olympian. What's going through your head?
Joe:    Crap, I lost
Gordon: How will this affect your boxing career?
Joe:    It may actually improve it, now that I know all that fancy footwork. I'll beat suckas down all that much faster.
Gordon: Are you going to punch out any of the judges?
Joe:    No, although I may punch Ohno just to get his Gold Medal.  You know I've always wanted one
Chico: I just want to know how it feels to work with Sugar Ray Leonard on infomercials.
Joe:    It feels sweet. :P
Chico: I know you've taken your fair share of hits, but that has to hurt, doesn't it?
Joe:    Of course it hurts--I'm competitive--but it's nothing I cant come back from.
Gordon: Not even a jab at Heather Mills?
Joe:    Her mother wears Army boots? (I'm watching said Ail-Leonard advert now)

(Everyone switches to GSN)

Don:    I'm seeing it, too.
Gordon: Ok. Next one for Mr. Harpwood
Don:    Ready.
Gordon: You are...Bob Barker. We all know you've been saying that you aren't nvolved in picking your replacement, but be honest, what have you been up to?
Don:    Well, at this time, I just want to focus on making sure my last few shows are the best that they can be.
Gordon: Come on. Don't be politically correct. Tell us what's REALLY on your mind.
Don:    Let's face it.  The Price is Right just won't be the same without me, no matter who gets picked.
Joe:    What about your hand?  How'd it get hurt this time?
Don:    Another fight with Happy Gilmore.  It seems that he didn't get enough the first time!
Chico: Yeah!
Joe:    Who do you want to replace you, if you had a say?
Jason:  Yeah, come on...do tell.
Don:    If I had a say, out of who's left, I'd say Todd.  He seems like a good choice.
Joe:    What about if you could pick anyone?
Don:    Out of anyone...  Hmm. I guess I'd still say Todd.
Gordon: Thank you Don. Now Jason
Jason:  Whatcha got?
Gordon: Both Chico and I think you make a very good bitch.
Jason:  Excuse me?
Gordon: You are Paula Abdul's Bitch
Jason:  Woof!
Gordon: Specifically, you are Paula's dog Tulip, who is to be blamed for causing Paula to trip and break her nose. What was the real story?
Joe:    Heh, catboy and now dogboy.
Jason:  Well, here's the truth. Ryan, Simon, Randy and her were shall we say being "adult" with each other...Randy tripped and knocked her off the bed.
Gordon: Oh my. They let dogs in to see that stuff?
Chico: Wah waah waaaaaahhhh. I don't buy it. I was told that you bit her where the sun don't shine
Jason:  Alright fine, you got me...she was trying to feed me that nasty Canadian dog food and I showed her. She really doesn't know that much--it was bad stuff.
Chico: Now does that feel better?
Jason:  Woof.
Joe:    So what would have prevented this...aherm....disaster?
Jason:  (licks Chico on the hand) Gourmet dog food and water. And a better dressing room.
Joe:    What is it with them always wanting a bigger dressing room?
Gordon: Now that's something a real bitch would say
Jason:  I am a bitch. And better looking than Tinkerbell.
Gordon: Thank you Jason. Now Chico...
Chico: Yes?
Gordon: You are... a Bingo Ball. How does it feel to be bouncing in a hopper on the lowest ranked game show on the air?
Chico: Well, it beats being George Strombolopoulos.
Jason:  Anything does that.
Chico: But seriously, I'm developing some jealousy issues. My brother is a Lingo ball on a show with some success, while I'm on the show that's the butt of most game show writer's jokes. The apple doesn't fall from the tree though. My dad was a ball on Monty Hall's Bingo at Home.
Jason:  You have some famous relatives.
Gordon: Good grief. Couldn't you get some work on those lottery shows?
Joe:    Look at it this way, you get handled by an HPA.  How bad can that be?
Chico:  A hot piece of... Yeah. Well, I did have some work on those lottery shows. They got new balls for the new season of The Big Spin and I was out of a job. You know how those things work.
Jason:  Yeah. It's a weight and use issue
Chico: Well, what can I say though? The ladies love me.
Joe:    Chicks do dig big balls
Jason:  Bingo Balls that is.
Gordon: Ok. and Chico has the last one for me...
Chico: You are Dylan Lane.
Gordon: Thanks, Chico.
Chico: No problem. You are Dylan Lane, but you seem to be getting the short end of the stick this week. A. You were shown on the GSN promos for being a really bad charades player...You admitted on camera, in front of millions, that you wear a fauxhawk. C. You made a flub on another episode of Chain Reaction this week, where you inadvertently gave an answer to a question. You're not this bad off-camera, are you?
Gordon: Of course I'm not that bad off-camera. I am one with nature and the woods. I have a balance of zen that allows me to be of one mind and nature. The great Chico Alexander has taught me the ways of the world.
Chico: Sorry, but I can't take credit for THAT.
Gordon: Now if you excuse me, I need to go get on my bike and get back to my apartment for my yoga show.
Chico: Good luck with that. And I mean that. And watch out for those cars. I hear that moving cars in the city is bad Ju-Ju.
Gordon: Car? What ca...(CRASH!)
Don:    Oops.
Joe:    *TPIR losing horns*
Jason:  Oh well.
Chico: Well while we're cleaning up this mess, we'll be going to break right about...now.

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