I Want My Game TV!
August 2
Over the weekend, the
MTV network celebrated a landmark anniversary, but you wouldn't know it
from the network itself. MTV turned 30, but to see the celebration you
had to tune your television to VH1 Classic. On my set, this channel is
in the 400s. To me this seems a little bit like not showing up to your
own birthday party. The problem with indulging is that you expose your
regular viewers, who have been subsisting on a steady diet of Jersey
Shore and a long parade of Dating Game/Bachelor permutations, would be
gobsmacked to know that once the network played wall to wall music
videos, or at least content pertaining to music. Maybe the viewers would
revolt, demand quality programming instead of the pablum they're getting
now. Maybe they wouldn't care either way. Who knows.
So what does the ignored anniversary of a cable network have to do with
game shows? MTV is analogous to the boiling frog. To kill a frog, you
don't dump it in boiling water; he'll jump out and no frogs legs for you
that night. Instead you put the frog in ambient water, and you gradually
turn up the heat so that Kermit won't know the difference. Game Show
Network started the same way. Originally a twenty-four hour,
seven-day-week wall-to-wall smorgasbord of classic game shows, the
channel has made its way through adolescence, worse for the wear. Just
like a teenager who is looking to fit in, to find herself, Game Show
Network has gone through phases. There was the period were reality show
reruns and card games ruled the day. There were the various originals
which ran the gamut from excellent to awful. And all the while the show
has never really settled into a groove except for what they don't want
to acknowledge, which is that their strength is in the reruns. Their
bread is buttered on $25,000 Pyramid, Family Feud and Match Game, not on
Love Triangle, Deal or No Deal or Without Prejudice. For reasons I don't
quite understand, GSN refuses to do this, they prefer to try new things
every couple of years, stubbornly clinging to a failing philosophy that
won't ever pay off.
Game Show Network won't ever be anything but a quirky third-tier niche
network, but they could be doing themselves a whole heap of good things
by embracing what they are: put on some reruns that people will watch
and enjoy, and some original programming that stays with the brand
message, and doesn't turn off the core audience.
Travis Eberle was not even a year old when MTV began. Call him a
whippersnapper at your peril, by dropping him a line at
traviseberle@gmail.com
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