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Christa
Firecrest, WA
spray tanner |
Allen
Orlando
security guard |
Josh
Detroit
Executive assistant |
Tom
Miami
biological specimen collector |
Note... Christa is ready to meet her husband today.
We start with the smallies. Allen requires 3 "guy nights" a week. Christa... not so much. Josh got his roommate fired. Tom loves smelling his earwax.
Dealbreakers: Would you date someone who pretends to climax? How about someone who polishes his toenails and fingernails? How about someone who was incarcerated in the Caribbean? One of these is hitting the bricks. That would be... faking it. So thanks for playing... JOSH, now end it. Meanwhile, we have Allen with a record and Tom with a mani-pedi.
Time for the big bags. Allen used to be a pimp. A gentleman pimp, but still a pimp. Tom gambled his college tuition away playing online poker. At least he finished college. AND he still plays. So we have a former pimp with a record and a current hustler with a college diploma. Smarts win out, as Allen is sent packing.
So Tom finally took a chance and had it pay off, but before he gets some cash out, let’s see what Christa has in HER bag... "I've never gone 'all the way'." She's worth the wait, but can Tom wait it out? Sure! Why not! Hell, it beats being a bad poker player. Have fun on your date, you two. |
Total cash today: $2000
Total cash today: $6000
Total cash this week: $6000
Total cash this season: $89,000
Bonus record this week: 0-0-1
Bonus record this season: 2-1-8
One-hand draws: 4
Two-hand draws: 4
Bonus round wins: 2
Bonus prizes won/offered: 9/11
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Andy
San Clemente, CA
science teacher |
Brandy Glenn
orig. Oregon
the best manicurist in town |
Todd Bry
orig. Illinois
“manny” |
FIRST 21 WINS
Trip to Las Vegas (Vegas.com) |
Hand 1: Andy has a 6, Brandy has a 9, and Todd takes a queen. Todd passes an 8 to Andy for 14. Brandy wants a 2. She gets a queen and gives it to Andy. He busts at 0. Todd takes a 9 and freezes at 19. Brandy gets the draw; 7 for 16, 10 busts. Todd leads with 700 to Brandy’s 100.
Hand 2: Andy and Brandy get paint, while non-rhyming Todd gets a non-matching 4. Brandy then catches 21 for the round, the trip, and the tie! That means that Andy is going back to his day-job on a donut.
Final Hand: Brandy has a deuce to Todd’s 8. Brandy passes a 6 for 14. Todd returns the favor with Mr. #3 for 5 and a king for 15... and a 2 for 17. Todd busts Brandy on 5-card Charlie with a 10 to win.
Bonus Catch 21 with three Burger King Power Chips
Hand 1) 6 – 2 – 4 (would’ve been worth $1000) = 12
Hand 2) A – 10 = BJ ($1000)
Hand 3) 4 – 6 = 10
PASSED: 7, 8, 8
Next... a 9! That’s $5000! We need an ace now. Next... a 3 for 13. So if he played one of those 8s, END GAME. Instead, Todd walks with $6000. Playout is 7... King. |