God: Days 41-43 - August 12
The story so far:
EVICTED: Carol, Joe, Mike, Nick, Kail
We start this episode with the Diary Room
convincing the guests...er...I mean Eric convincing the guests to get rid of
Kail over Eric. Dick admits that he was outplayed, calling them all liars, while
Daniele says that people's words are less than a piece of chewed up gum. Eric is
glad that his friends (IE. CBS) came through. While Amber says that he forgives
Eric, she won't forget, while Dick warns everyone that he better not win the HOH.
Fortunately, for everyone, he doesn't - Jessica wins it and Eric has no problem
throwing it in the face of Dick and Daniele. Dick knows that he and Daniele will
be on the block.
Dick tells all of them that they broke their word to him, telling their all
liars. Jameka says it's all a game, while she and Dick go at each other. Jameka
says that her word is her word, but Dick correctly calls her for lying and him
and Dustin get into it. Dick calls her out successfully, while Amber comes to
her aid. Meanwhile, Dick calls out Amber - also correctly, for lying. Dick is
really really good for correctly bringing up people's feeling and emotions,
while Jameka is calling up G-d to protect her. Zach however is right - Dick is
pissed for being duped. Later, Eric and Jameka have a talk on as she is trying
to stand up to Dick - who wants to talk to Jameka. Jameka wants peace, but she
ain't getting any from Dick. We all know that Dick is going to be up on the
block, but I will laugh hysterically if he somehow wins Veto and gets to torment
all of them in the house for another week...
Dick and Daniele now talk in the house to retalk strategy. Daniele is pissed
that she left a goofy message to Kail, adding that she hates the people in the
house. Dick is actually saying good stuff to her daughter, saying that it's ok
to take chances. Daniele doesn't want to stay with anyone else in the house,
while Dick reminds Daniele that they have 5 days to change their fate. Jessica
knows that they want to get rid of the 4 - Dick, Daniele, Jen or Zach, and
knowing that she has never been a target from Dick. Hmmm...
With that, it's time to visit Jessica's HOH room, and we see her family. While
Dustin is grovelling over Jessica's male relatives, Dick is talking about
Jessica's fake boobs. He then goes back to Daniele and tell her that since they
want him out, they will hate him so much that they want all of them to vote him
out. Sure enough, he goes after Amber and Jameka, and they all sling it at each
other. Meanwhile, Dustin is watching, and who knows what's going on in his mind.
Amber and Jameka both says that he can't hurt them - but they are both crying in
their rooms. Amber is pleading to G-d to be better and help. It's too bad that
G-d can't put lightning bolts through houses and nail both Amber and Jameka with
Meanwhile, Daniele makes an alliance with...Jen? Desperate people call for
desperate measures, as they ally with Zach. Jen's upset that they didn't click
It's time for the Big Brother Benefit Concert for food. We have 2 sets of bands.
Dustin, Jen, Dick and Daniele is the Blue Team, while Eric/Zach/Amber/Jameka is
the Red Band. Both teams come out. The teams have to hit guitars against
speakers, finding either a slop or a $$. 20 $$ give the team a win, while there
may be a Slop Pass inside. Dick wants the win - bad, and regardless of whether
he gets it, he gets a Slop Pass for a week. Meanwhile, Amber and Jameka says
that G-d told them where to find the $$ signs. Will. You. Please. Shut. Up. Eric
had a better idea - go for the guitars the furthest away, which would probably
have the $$ behind it. Or maybe the CBS Executives told him where they are. Dick
was going to give it to Daniele, but she tells him to give it to Jen, who's been
on Slop for a few weeks. Eric guarantees that Dick is going home on Thursday.
We've seen THAT before...
Zach likes the bunny suit, and puts on a show for Jessica. We get a bunny on a
treadmill, while Amber calls him sad. Pot. Kettle. Black. Amber then calls him
cute...but then waffles again. Dustin likes Zach, and then Amber waffles again.
America isn't wanting to beat around the bush on who they want Eric to nominate.
Eric wants America to nominate...Dustin. Uh oh. Dustin tells Jessica to put him
up. UH OH. This may not be too hard of a sell after all. Eric even tells Jessica
that Dustin was lying all over the place this week, and he may want Jessica to
put him up. Here's the problem with that strategy - Here's the votes if Dick and
Dustin went on the block -
If Eric is told to get rid of Dustin - which I'm sure the vote will be - then
that will make it 4-2 in favor of Dustin leaving. How's THAT for a shock? It
would be one quite deserved, because anyone who is dumb enough to put themselves
on the block deserves to be voted out.
But it's not Eric who's making the nominations. It's Jessica, who is convinced
that she and dad are both going up. Dick is convinced that he will make the
whole house hate him to the point that he will leave. At least Dick, for all of
his faults, is a classy and stand-up father. Jessica has decided to let her
heart talk, and safe is...Jameka. Also safe - Jen, Eric, Amber, Zack (well, now
it's fait accompli), and Dustin. Nominated, of course, is Dick and Daniele.
Jessica reveals that she is close with Eric (which is a HUGE mistake), while
Daniele and Dick both want veto. Jessica actually wants to get rid of Daniele
(which is a HUGE blunder right now), while Dick wants to give everyone Hell.
Well, that much will be guaranteed. Join us on Tuesday to see how much Hell you
can give a Bible-Thumper.