December 17, 2005
Chico: And then it'll be off the air in eight months.
Jason: No kidding.
Chico: Although not for lack of trying. Man can only stand so much Dick Enberg.
Jason: Or Verne Lundquist.
Gordon: Well, here's some money. You can buy your own shows. You can buy
anything, as we get to Bargain Hunters.
Jason: How much!
Gordon: Simple concept here. I give you offers to buy. You say if you would, and
what you would.
Chico: Gordon doesn't make the amount I'm willing to spend :)
Gordon: Let's start with something that Randall wouldn't buy...
Rebecca's services are up for sale. Would you spend the money and hire her?
Chico: Yes. I mean, why not, she was willing to fight for the top jockey, and
Donald said it himself, she is a star.
Gordon: What would you use her services for? (Keep it CLEAN, people!)
Chico: Giving me more time to update this site? Getting the word out. That sort
of thing. You know, keeping people like you from getting a real job! :)
Gordon: Going to traditional game shows...
Deal or No Deal is premiering. What part of the set would you want to pick up as
Chico: Lisa Gleave :)
Jason: I would want the $1,000,000 Suitcase as a prop.
Gordon: I'd certainly pony up some cash for a suitcase.
Chico: Well you have our answers.... where's the cash?
Gordon: Next up - Wheel of Fortune.
You can spend $1,000 to stick anything on the Wheel. Assuming that you've
already spent $1,000 promoting Gameshownewsnet.com for the Wheel, what would you
put up there?
Chico: A Sharper Image gift card (yes, another one)... I like gizmos and
gadgets and things that plug in and go bleep. Besides, who wouldn't want their
Gordon: I'd do the Game Stop thing myself. Jason?
Jason: $1,000 GC to Best Buy. Gadgets Galore.
Chico: So three gadget whores, three gadget stores. :)
Gordon: There you go. Moving on to Survivor.
You can spend your money to create your own little challenge for Exile Island.
What would it be?
Jason: When they are on the island?
Jason: Watching an endless loop of Bai Ling on But Can They Sing for 24 hours.
Gordon: That's an endurance challenge for you. Chico?
Chico: Throw in a performance or two by Carmine Gotti. Then the complete 1990
season of Tic Tac Dough. YOOOOOOOU BLOCK!
Gordon: If we're going to have that, then throw in Married by America. That's
HARD CORE, BABY!
Chico: People will literally kill to stay off that island.
Jason: And then they have to eat...first one not to barf...gets off the island.
Gordon: That could be the idea...next up, Family Feud.
Let's say that Richard Karn takes a vacation. Who would you hire to sub for him
for the week? (Richard Dawson is retired, so he won't answer your calls)
Chico: I'd take the money and volunteer my services.
Jason: Marc Summers - After Chico took my answer. :)
Chico: But barring THAT... Todd Newton. Brother needs a hit bad.
Gordon: I think Marc would do good. I also think Todd Newton would be a good fit
- extra sweet host with a decent amount of tart.
Chico: How hard is it to say "How about I triple the points?". I've got room
in my Store bag for one more thing here...
Gordon: Finally...But! Can! They! Sing!
We know that can't, but you have the opportunity to spend your money and
revitalize someone's career. Who would you put under your wing?
Chico: What if I don't wanna? =p
Gordon: You gotta. You have to spend the money, Mr. Brewster
Chico: RIP Richard... Anyways... oh god, they're all so bad...
Jason: If I could...I would pick Kim Alexis. I think she actually has talent
and is the most likely to succeed.
Chico: I'll just go with what Jason said then...
Gordon: Of course, you know who I'd pick. You realize that Bai Ling has been in
a number of movies - and a bunch of them good ones.
Chico: Yep.. And how many of them has she been naked in, Gordon?
Gordon: Not enough of them.
Gordon: Before we end this segment, as Chico reminded me, let's have a moment of
silence for Mr. Richard Pryor, who we lost earlier on this week.
Gordon: Thank you.
Chico: Roleplay after this...
Jason: You got it.
(Brought to you by Store, the official store of Bargainhunters, now open on
Christmas Eve until 9 for all you last minute stragglers... Stragglers...)
Previous Episodes (Season
September 10 - Accuracy or Idiocy/Push
September 17 - Categories/Are You Buying
What They're Selling?
September 24 - 20 ?s: Victoria Groce/Roleplay
October 1 - 20 ?s: Mike Leger/!: The
October 8 - Deserted Island/The Blame
October 15 - 20 ?s: Maddie Suchard/Are
You Buying What They're Selling?
October 20 - Ask the Doctor/Infiltration
October 29 - Five Good Reasons/Buen
November 8 - Episode #1/Roleplay
November 12 - Categories/Who's Your
November 19 - Trios/Presents
November 26 - Whammyville/Take a Side
December 3 - 20 ?s: Bill MacDonald/Vs.
December 10 - We the Jury/List Abuse
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