May 29, 2006

Gordon: We're back...but I don't know how you are going to get pizza when you're on a deserted island.
Chico: Have it airlifted.
Jason: I am king of this island.
Chico: Duh.
Jason: Don't you remember.
Gordon: I remember that we have to send things to the island of Block. And these things will all be connected to this season...starting with...

Chris Daughtry or Kevin Covais. One of them had an attitude problem. The other one had fans who just whined. Which offense is worse?

Jason: Daughtry.
Chico: Can't blame Chris for his fans. Send Kevin.
Don: Kevin. Ca- Yeah, what Chico said.
Jason: Ok...I can't stand whiners.
Gordon: So Mr. Squishy gets to squish some coconuts on the island.
Jason: Oh boy...fun.
Chico: Send Chris' fans while you're at it then
Gordon: So we'll add the Daughtry fan base too
Chico: Chairman add! =p Next?
Gordon: But we need women to procreate on the island, so...

Shandi or Mel. Who will not be as missed on Playmania?

Jason: Can we send both?
Chico: I'm with Jason on that one.
Don: If I had to pick one, I'd say Mel, but both does seem like a better idea.
Gordon: Ok. We'll send them both. Is it because you don't think either of them are adequate, or do you just want both of them on your island to grope?
Jason: I like their coconuts.
Gordon: Let's see whose coconuts are more impressive here...

Skating with Celebrities or Celebrity Cooking Showdown. Which one of these disasters will be going to the Island?

Jason: Celebrity Cooking Showdown
Chico: Cooking. The less said about it the better.
Don: Cooking.
Gordon: Could it be better with new celebrities or was this a lost cause?
Chico: Lost cause.
Jason: Lost Cause.
Gordon: Well, at least the people on the island will be well fed. Next one is from my faaaaaavorite show, I've Got a Secret...

Pick an I've Got a Secret Judge. Any Judge.

Jason: Jermaine.
Chico: Frank.
Don: Frank.
Gordon: I think they are both intolerable. Send them both over! Yay! Next one...

It's executive decision time again - the programming geniuses at NBC for moving DOND against CSI, or the programming geniuses at CBS for sending the Amazing Race on a trip all over the time schedule?

Jason: CBS.
Chico: NBC.
Don: CBS. I mean, I enjoyed this season of the Amazing Race, but I had to tape it every time, once I figured out when the heck they were airing it!
Gordon: So CBS gets to spend their own vacation on the island. Last one...

As we celebrate the season, the Island of Block will listen to suggestions - YOU send someone or something to the island!

Chico: I'd like to send... Profanity Girl from Greensboro. You know who I'm talking about.
Don: Rhonetta?
Jason: Bingo.
Don: Yeah, good choice. I'd send whoever thought Unan1mous was a good idea.
Gordon: I'll second Don. So, to sum this up...

Kevin Covais will put on a performance so that Chris Daughtry's fan base can whine. Meanwhile, Shandi and Mel will be procreating with the CBS Programming executives while being fed by the staff of Celebrity Cooking Showdown, and Jermaine, Frank, and Rhonetta will be finding out the secrets of how on earth Unan1mous got on the air. And Jason Block will give us his approval. Won't you, Jay?

Jason: I approve. Sounds like a summer of fun to me. I will be entertained. Thank you my subjects.
Chico: And speaking of summer of love, that's what next as we bring in our full panel for push or flush. Return of Toilet Time NEXT!

(Brought to you by Celebrity Curling Showdown. Hey, anything has to be better than Ice Skating, isn't it?)

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