January 23, 2005

Chico: Hey there, I'm Chico Alexander... and Todd Bridges needs to get a real job. Being "Willis" don't pay the bills, son!
Jason: You mean Skating doesn't work for him?
Mike: Didn't he hold up a video store, or was that another Diff'rent Strokes hooligan?
Jason: That was Dana Plato.
Mike: Oh yeah, it was--Conrad Bain. Poor poor Conrad.
Chico: Poor Conrad indeed.
Gordon: Wat' you talkin' about, Chico?
Chico: You know, you're short enough, you could be Arnold, Gordon... :-)
Joe: Does that mean he can run for governor of CA?
Chico: Possibly...
Mike: Does it mean he'll be a nobody working for a security firm in a few years?
Chico: Possibly...
Joe: Does that mean he'll be a guest voice on The Simpsons?
Chico: Possibly...
Jason: Does it mean he will be a washed up teen star and drug addict like Todd, Brad Renfro or Leif Garrett?
Chico: Possibly...
Mike: Does it mean he'll be the head Munchkin in the next remake of The Wizard of Oz?
Chico: Possi... hmm... I'll have to think about that last one.
Gordon: I need to get my Austrian accent in gear. Anyways, from somewhere in one of California's many ice rinks, WLTI...is...on! This is Gordon Pepper, who is here to intro the guests this week. We start with the man who got to see a perfect 300 game in bowling, (and to see my team suck ass), Mr. Jason Block.
Jason: You said it, not me. And if you didn't say, I would.
Gordon: When you lose 27-3, there's not much more you can say about it.
Jason: Your team did suck ass. Although seeing a 300 game live was cool.
Chico: Then there's a man who could bowl a 300 if he really applied himself, from ClassicGameShows.com, Mike Klauss.
Mike: I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the depuTEEEEEEEEEE... I shot the sheriff, but I didn't shoot the depuTEEEEEEEEEE...
Joe: *GONG!*
Mike: (Sorry, I wanna be ready for AI Season 6.) I always bowl 300 because I know how to handle my balls. When did my intro turn into part of Next?
Gordon: And then we have our newbie in the house. Our King of Vegas recapper, Mr. Joe Mello. Welcome to the looney bin, Joe.
Joe: Darn pleased ta meetcha
Jason: Welcome to the nuthouse.
Chico: Welcome!
Jason: And Joe, thank you for taking King of Vegas from me. That was a big disappoint for me to watch.
Mike: You were disappointed? I'm sure we'll get into that in a bit.
Joe: Then I'll hold off my comments for now.
Chico: Good idea. But let's get onto this week's premieres, shall we?
Gordon: We'll get to the debut of that show, but first, the debut of a show that millions of more people watched - American Idol!
Joe: But I wasn't one of them :P
Chico: The day Gordon was looking forward to since May.
Jason: AI--the 800 pound gorilla of Fox Shows.
Mike: But enough about Simon Cowell.
Gordon: I think it's time to give the rookie his first chore. Get me coffee while we chat about AI5.
Jason: (watches rookie was great glee)
Mike: When do we administer the wedgies to the rook?
Jason: Shhhh....
Chico: During the first commercial break. I think .
Gordon: After he delivers the coffee. I want a mint frappuccino - who else wants anything?
Joe: I'll take a Crossanwich.....oh wait
Jason: Corn Muffin and a large regular light and sweet
Mike: I want him to get me another laptop, out of his own pocket. And I want Scarlett Johanssen. Now.
Joe: Yeah, thanks for busting the collegiate otaku's budget
Chico: Ham and cheese bagel... delivered by Keira Knightley... Okay, what were we talking about?
Gordon: AI5, Chico. So what did you guys think of the debut of AI5?
Jason: Same song, different day. Very good.
Mike: When did AI turn into Let's Make a Deal?
Gordon: I think it was more like 'Let's wear something to get on TV for a 30 second montage'.
Mike: We had the Statue of Liberty, we had a blonde Ashlee Simpson with a strong tan, and we had that last act on Wednesday...
Chico: Except for the 16 year old, no one stood out really... But hey, everyone said it wasn't going to lose a beat. No one thought it would pick up any steam.
Mike: Zachary.
Chico: The other 16 year old.
Jason: I had this discussion yesterday with AI Roundtable Member Rachel Kadushin...and there are three types of people who go on there.
Chico: This calls for an early BB..
Joe: Oh goodness!
Gordon: I actually liked a few singers. I thought Mandisa Hundley was very good
Jason: May I expand?
Chico: Yes you may.

Jason: Type 1....and the most obvious. The people who have legitimate talent and have a shot at becoming the next AI. Type 2---The people who THINK they have the most talent and are seriously misguided. Type 3--The people who use the audition as a joke and want their 30 seconds of fame...see the costumes, wackjobs, etc.
Chico: They end up with the biggest letdowns when they're torn to shreds. The Type 2s.
Jason: Yes.
Gordon: Can't argue that
Jason: I would say there are more Type 2s and 3s than 1's.
Joe: I guess the borderline in/out people are Type 1's
Chico: Not to discount the Type 1s. We did see some of those... The Barrettsmith sisters, I think they stand a chance to make TV time...
Joe: Type 1's make the second half of the season work.
Gordon: I think most of the people who audition are type 1's. I think most of the people who wind up getting past the producers to meet the judges are type 2's and 3's: You have to remember, the producers weed out most of the very good - or the too polished, etc.
Chico: As a reminder, here's how the audition process works, per Canadian Idol reject TV's Ryan Vickers. First, cattle call. Then the producers. They weed out who makes for good TV and send them to the judges. They make the ultimate decision of who goes to Hollywood. Because somewhere along the line it went from legitimate talent search to just TV product. It became a victim of its own success in that aspect, so to speak.
Jason: Well did they always have the bad audition part of it?
Chico: Yeah, but they were usually type 2s.
Jason: The producers decided to have more attention grabbing nutjobs on instead of the William Hungs.
Joe: It really should be talent first or near first, unless you're so insanely talented you don't need AI to get you a deal.
Chico: Agreed. But then again, we didn't see EVERYONE. This was only three hours of four days worth of ... stuff.
Gordon: Usually, I would completely disagree with you, but there was something that changed my mind this season.
Chico: Really, Gordon... Do tell.
Gordon: Remember the end of the Tuesday episode...with Crazy Dave, the man who danced and made animal noises...and the judges put him through?
Jason: Ok....
Chico: I'm still scratching my head over that... I say he gets cut after boot camp...
Gordon: In most seasons, he gets laughed at and booted. This year, he gets in? That means in my mind that the judges have who they want and brought people in just for the drama. Adding to that list can be Chris Daughtry and the cowboy who has never been on a plane, and Rochelle Elaine. Why waste time on stories from people who are not going to be in the Top 24? Why don't Why don't we get more info on people who WILL be in the Top 24, so we don't have people who are there that we know nothing about and who will have a major disadvantage come the talent rounds?
Mike: I thought the cowboy had some talent. He's a very raw singer but I think he was a good pick.
Chico: I have to agree here... 100 percent.
Gordon: Cowboy. Decent guy. No shot at the Top 24.
Mike: No shot at the top 24 at all, but I think he has a great story--never been on a plane, lives in a town of 4. It's a good story.
Joe: Because it's FOX and FOX thinks that fools on TV is the best TV of all.
Chico: Good segue, Joe... You'll fit right in,.
Joe: w00t
Chico: Fox's second premiere this week, Skating with Celebrities.
Mike: I'll make the coffee run if the rook hasn't done it yet.
Chico: It's Skating, right? With celebrities, right?
Joe: Something else I didn't watch.
Chico: I'll tell you right now... It just serves as proof positive that you could put grass growing in the post-Idol spot and it would be a hit.
Gordon: Did you come back with the coffee yet, rookie?
Joe: It's been on the table.
Gordon: The show itself isn't awful, But Can They Sing quality - yet I agree with you in the fact that it doesn't get the ratings if it's not after Idol. (sips)....Mine isn't cold enough. GO back and get me more ice.
Jason: Mine is fine.
Joe: How about I leave it in the Pittsburgh morning
Chico: That'll do it.
Gordon: Ok - go out and leave it outside
Joe: *opens window and puts it on sill*
Mike: *spits out coffee* This is horrible! What did you put in it?
Chico: Back to Skating... while it may be interesting, it is what it is... Familiar format.. tweak as needed... add Mark Thompson. Way to insult my intelligence, Fox.
Gordon: Fox isn't exactly the Mike Darnell school of Brain Surgeons, Chico.
Joe: How do think FOX gets all their ratings in the first place? Insulting someone's intelligence.
Chico: Point taken.
Joe: Whether it's the knuckleheads on COPS or the people dumb enough to watch The Simple Life.
Chico: Which gets new life on E!, mind you...
Gordon: That's Hot.
Jason: (eats a Carl's Jr)
Chico: Hardees, Jason... You're on the EAST coast.
Joe: There's also the fact that Paris and Nicole were dumb enough to actually be on the show.
Mike: They're attention whores. Who'd like to see them ice skate?
Chico: That would be hot... If they fell... even hotter.
Gordon: Can I see them skate naked?
Joe: That would be cold.
Chico: And that, my friends, is called schadenfreude.
Mike: Paris Hilton + frostbite = ratings. So that's how FOX does it.
Gordon: Gesundheit.
Chico: The third premiere this week... King of Vegas... the gambling marathon... It's got games... It's got gamers. It's got flash... It's got way too much flash.
Joe: I consider it more of the American Gladiators of Gambling without the Gladiators.
Mike: It's Vegas. Flash is mandatory.
Jason: And that's why that was a big letdown.
Joe: It didn't have to be so rushed, though.
Chico: Exactly.
Jason: You and I agree Joe. It made the biggest mistake of TV.
Joe: We don't need a Death Match, followed by Sudden Death that isn't really Sudden Death.
Chico: I mean, this is the same audience that was brought up on such established fare as WPT, WSOP, and any card game on GSN...
Mike: Indeed. Why not have all 12 players compete in the same random game for the hour, with the bottom 2 fighting to the death?
Gordon: I actually liked the show for what it was. I also think it was too complicated for its own good. It would have been much more fun to have 1 theme game, and then the Sudden Death first person is out Texas Hold 'Em.
Jason: It assumed that the people who watched the show knew the rules of gambling.
Gordon: Me and Klauss are agreeing. Uh oh...
Mike: Like I said just before you, Gordo. ;-)
Jason: As Gordon is so apt to point out....you have to assume the people who are watching have the intelligence of a pet rock.
Joe: The first three rounds, I actually were okay with. It was interesting to see Caribbean Stud purely for novelty's sake.
Mike: I thought the whole thing, while well-intended, could have been executed better. It was like a giant clustermuck of casino games.
Joe: One thing's for sure: Roulette was hella fun
Gordon: It was cool - but it did feel rushed. It would have been a lot more fun to take it a little slower.
Chico: Yeah. It could've been like Game Show Marathon, with one game per ep, but it wasn't, and I was lost in the shuffle.
Mike: It was only fun for me since someone hit 0, that guy who looked like a giant tomato.
Joe: That kinda breaks the premise. I like the idea of 3 games+1 round of Hold Em for elimination.
Mike: I woulda remembered the name if I didn't see the late night rerun under the influence of some meds...
Gordon: That would be Chainsaw.
Joe: Chainsaw was Big Pimpin'
Mike: Chainsaw was "da man".
Jason: I wanted to kill Hollywood and Chainsaw.
Mike: And so was Matusow. Love him or hate him, Matusow is always good TV.
Chico: 'Cause that's how you roll, Jason?
Jason: That's how I roll.
Joe: I like Matusow normally.
Gordon: I liked Chainsaw and Evelyn Ng - but the unknown non-TV time people may be the biggest threats to win everything because they are mush more interested in the game than showboating.
Joe: I wished Stann would kill himself like he swore.
Mike: Schadenfreude part deux
Chico: Evelyn Ng... My princess...
Joe: Another reason why Roulette was hella fun
Chico: Get ready for part three, Mike... We're going to Kevin Marshall now. The man makes his $100,000 on Jeopardy!... but not the way he planned.
Gordon: Marshall has a great run - but then gets blown out of the building.
Joe: It happens.
Chico: Yeah, but don't think that his game play didn't bring that on...
Mike: He had a great run but he got lucky in FJ on at least one occasion, with some shrewd betting and a miss by the leader going into the final clue.
Jason: Kevin was lucky.
Gordon: I thought he was good. You don't make $100,000 on Jeopardy just by being lucky
Joe: He could probably run with the rest of the guys on King of Vegas. And yeah, you don't luck yourself into $100,000 on syndicated TV.
Chico: Yeah, but you can luck yourself out of it.
Jason: But I liked when Alex mentioned a possible TOC this year.
Chico: Going into his final game, he has $98,000+
Jason: Which means Ken Jen and Dave Madden one more time.
Mike: Looking at his eps., he was in 2nd place going to FJ on 4 occasions. He went 3/4 in those situations. There is a little luck involved.
Joe: Yeah, but it all starts on being able to get the question right.
Mike: A little luck, a lotta knowledge (obviously), and some wise wagering. He could've been gone after just a day.
Chico: I didn't say luck wasn't involved. Luck is always a third of the game.
Gordon: True - but you have to be smart enough to get within range
Chico: Definitely. As we saw that one game, where Kevin was just blown out of the water...
Mike: Definitely, no disagreement there.
Chico: Of course, you also have to be fast. Knowing the answer doesn't do you a lick of good if you're not first on the buzzer.
Gordon: And being first doesn't do you any good unless you are right.
Joe: Hooray for Catch-22's
Chico: Indeed. The pyramid of power in Jeopardy! Luck, timing, knowledge. Unless the three are in perfect sync, you will not get anywhere. Hence, Mr. Four-Time Champion over there...
Jason: Hey Hey... Albeit for Asthma... I would have been Ruttered in the UTOC.
Gordon: I'm sure Jason would love to come back now and play Jeopardy.
Jason: Are you kidding? Hell yes I would.
Gordon: There you go. How's that coffee going?
Joe: I'd say about 3MPH. ba-dum ching
Chico: *rimshot* Speaking of catch-22s... we have two surprise renewals to announce... Yeah, like you haven't heard these before. Both Last Comic Standing and Rock Star get new seasons after seemingly final seasons failed to perform... Question... Wha?
Joe: There are no new reality ideas in Hollywood.
Mike: Networks are desperate.
Jason: The rumor was Rock Star: Van Halen? Which band needs a lead singer?
Mike: After hearing most of today's "music", I'd say 99% of them, Jason.
Joe: Another reason why AI is so good: it uses classics.
Chico: ... Sure you're not being too generous with the last one percent?
Mike: OK OK OK, 99.44%.
Jason: Last Comic Standing is the more surprising to me, when Some of the judges basically called it rigged.
Chico: Not to mention NBC jettisoning the finale to Comedy Central.
Joe: NBC is looking for anything that looks good, so why not have a controversial show?
Gordon: A little birdie told me that this show is getting back on the air because it now has a 'Connection'
Joe: Chuck Woolery? *ba-dum ching*
Gordon: Not a Love Connection - but a Lorne Connection.
Chico: Ah.
Jason: (nods)
Chico: There you go. Winner joins the cast of SNL maybe?
Joe: Live, from New York, it's people who aren't funny!
Gordon: Don't know all of the details yet, but that's what I was thinking
Mike: Or could it be more like "Live from New York, IT'S TUESDAY NIGHT!"
Gordon: Notice that Jay Mohr was not announced when they announced the renewal. That should be a cue that there are some different skippers helming the ship.
Mike: Like the show's going more towards improv and sketch comedy, compared to stand-up?
Joe: That would be awesome.
Chico: Oh yeah.
Gordon: I don't think they know yet what direction they want to go - but it will be interesting to see.
Chico: Well, they got six months to figure that one out... As for Rock Star.. well... who's in need of a singer? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Joe: More importantly, who cares?
Jason: Van Halen is the obvious choice, but....
Mike: American Idol, based on what I heard on Tuesday and Wednesday nights..
Chico: Oh, you're funny, Mike...
Mike: Too bad I wasn't trying to be funny there.
Chico: That's.... scary.
Jason: Although the New INXS is doing ok
Joe: I wanna rock (ROCK!)
Chico: *headbangs* Sorry bout that...
Gordon: The question is - can America get the singer right better than Jason Block can select his Dancing With the Stars 2 Finalists? Can we rewind to last
week, please?
Jason: Uh oh...
Chico: ... I'll allow it.

(last week)
Gordon: Giselle Fernandez - WHO? I think the fact that she has been doing very well has rescued her, and maybe she can get a fan base, but she better get one quickly.
Jason: Giselle Fernandez will be in the final two...mark my words. It will be an all female final.

Jason: Well... I was wrong. Big time.
Gordon: No Fan Base = No Hope.
Jason: And I am very mad at the American Public.
Chico: Master P saved... again. Who'd've though?
Joe: *TPIR losing horns*
Gordon: Not only was he saved, he wasn't even in the Bottom 2. That should speak volumes - and a warning sign to George, Lisa and Tia - because one of those three are leaving next.
Chico: We're going to hold you to that?
Gordon: Please do
Joe: What a surprise: A popularity contest has broken out
Gordon: I think Master P could also be leaving, pending on who he's at the bottom with
Jason: You are backtracking.
Gordon: but if he's at the bottom with those 3, he's safe. If he's at the bottom with Drew, Stacey or Jerry, he's in trouble.
Jason: Drew and Stacy will NEVER be down at the bottom. They are too talented to be there. And yes, you can hold be to that too.
Chico: Drew had my sister dancing. He's really good...
Jason: hold me
Chico: How about you hold this jacket?
Jason: Time for da NEWS!
Joe: Hold Gordon's coffee
Jason: Hey Rookie, you take orders, not give them.
Gordon: (sips)...ok. Much better. Jason, make him feed the hamsters.
Joe: I'm an XL jacket.
Chico: Heh.. You're skinny =p
Mike: When did the rook get a jacket?
Jason: What a shock....another big guy.
Gordon: Jason - you teaching him how to feed Fluffy and Gordon Jr.?
Jason: Yes. And to clean the litter.
Mike: I've been here for prolly 8 or 9 shows and all I have is the Gordon Pepper commemorative jock strap.
Gordon: You couldl NEVER hold my jock strap
Mike: Hazmat wouldn't want to hold your jock strap.
Chico: Okay, Choppler's ready, all we need to do now is...
Gordon: Roll that Beautiful Brain Footage

Doug:  (impersonating Mark Thompson) From the four corners of the globe...to your frontal lobe... this is WLTI Brainvision News... with the award winning Brainvision News team.

Chico: Thanks, Doug.
Gordon: Grazzi
Joe: Ah, how I miss WPVI
Jason: Whats our first story this week?
Chico: Everyone misses WPVI. Even people who've never been to Philly miss WPVI. Okay, Gord, you're first.
Gordon: ok. First up...

Already banking on success from Beauty and the Geek 2, we see Beauty and the Geek 3 will be a reversal, this time featuring smart women and dumb male jocks.

Mike: Compared to the smart male jocks out there.
Joe: OMG Gender Role Reversal!
Jason: This will be even better. I like it a lot.
Chico: I'd say so.. You know what they say about geek girls... They're really
hot... in a geeky sorta way.
Mike: Smart women are HAWT. (And if any smart women out there are seeing this, call me.)
Chico: At least the geek girls I know...
Joe: My roommate last year had a smart girlfriend, and she indeed was hot
Jason: Smart women are SMOKING HOT. Cindy Crawford had a degree in chemical engineering, I believe.
Mike: You know we're like the only 5 guys on Earth who aren't superficial buffoons? Isn't that comforting?
Chico: Four guys. Gordon's as superficial as they come :-)
Gordon: I am NOT superficial. What do you think of my hair?
Jason: You look so much better after losing the weight...:-)
Mike: Let me know when you get your Popeil hair in a can refilled.
Chico: You have a flyaway, dude... Next!

This week, Kelly Clarkson disallowed her songs to be used on American Idol, and then allowed them after hearing "Since U Been Gone" by an auditioner... who was really good, I should add.

Jason: Kelly Clarkson looked like a total ass for 24 hours, and then tap danced like Gregory Hines.
Joe: Yay for Hines.
Gordon: Don't poop in the plate where you found the golden egg.
Mike: I like Gordon's advice. Sounds like something you'd find in a fortune cookie.
Chico: That's... she's a full-fledged star now. She looked like a mensch and then redeemed herself.
Jason: Wrong use of Yiddish.
Chico: My bad.
Jason: Mensch=stand up guy. The word you were looking for was schmuck.
Chico: Thank you.
Gordon: (ding)
Chico: Still, good on her for changing her mind like that.
Jason: Agreed.
Gordon: Next article...

In the new Game Show front, America's Next Top Model shows up on March 8. In addition, we have Survival of the Richest (BATG CLone) and Duets (DWTS Clone) to show up on your screen soon.

Jason: (sings) SEND IN THE CLONES!
Joe: *GONG!*
Jason: You use that Gong a lot.
Joe: It's the Japanese culture in me.
Chico: Understood.
Gordon: are you Japanese?
Joe: No, but I'm currently taking the language and have had society and lit courses on it before.
Gordon: ah
Joe: And I watch anime, for all that's worth.
Chico: Ah. So are you an ADV guy or do you like the Geneon stuff?
Joe: If it's good, I watch it. But I digress
Chico: Yes... Okay, we had some new, now for some old...

On the Game Tech front: Amazing Race should show up on your Comcast DVR VOD any time soon. The only setback: whether profits from it will go to either CBS, who greenlit the deal, or Touchstone Television and Jerry Bruckheimer, who produced it.

Joe: I wish I had DVR or VOD.
Mike: Any details on the cost of each episode or which ones will be available?
Chico: Right now, no. But as soon as we do, you'll hear it here. But I'm guessing it'll be either on the free tier or something else... really whittles it down, doesn't it?
Joe: clear as mud
Chico: Clear as hoes?
Joe: Clear as Gordon's coffee.
Gordon: I think it's clear that we have a lot of hoes this week
Mike: Is it that time already?
Gordon: We start with a slate of American Idol hoes!
Chico: Yep. *plays Ludacris' "Area Codes"*
Joe: I prefer Gangstalicious *rogue Boondocks reference*
Chico: Yes, but it doesn't have any "ho" references... I don't think. I forgot to record that episode.

In the American Idol Rap Sheet department, Julia DeMato will be going to rehab, while the first twins to be seen saw their performance from jail. If any of them make the Top 24, there will be personnel changes...

Jason: Yipe.
Mike: Double the pleasure, double the fun...
Chico: House... of Anal Rape. There's your Boondocks reference.

As for people who aren't going to jail, Constantine Maroulis's TV Career and Jennifer Hudson's Dreamgirls career is still intact.

Joe: Yeyah!
Mike: I thought that was a new Spike TV show.

Going back to hos who may be going to Jail, we still have the Richard Hatch trial to deal with, while actor (and squeeze of Annie Duke) Joe Reitman wins a poker tournament for $260,000+

Gordon: And those...are your hoes.
Chico: And the Ho of the Week goes to?
Mike: The Richard Hatch trial is a joke. On a radio newscast last night, it was reported that Hatch saw some of his islandmates getting quality food out-of-view. CBS said that if he kept quiet, they'd pay the taxes on the million if he won.
Joe: I vote either the sisters or Reitman.
Mike: This came out during the trial, BTW.
Chico: Whoa...
Gordon: Joe Reitman is the Ho of the Week - because you wouldn't know of him without the fact that he's bedding Annie Duke. The $260,000 doesn't hurt either.
Joe: Everybody loves Big Bucks
Jason: So he gets the WLTI Pimp Cup Ho of the Week!
Mike: Here is some linkage from the reputable media giant known as E!: http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,18202,00.html
Joe: *Final Fantasy victory theme*
Chico: Ah, we were talking about them earlier... And finally...

TPIR news: We have a new host of the UK version, Joe Pasquale, and a new pricing game on the horizon! "New Balance Game" premieres February 6.

Mike: Hurrah to both!
Joe: I doubt the New Balance Game will involve shoes

AND The final Million Dollar Spectacular will launch February 14.

Mike: Hurrah to all 3!
Jason: Oh yeah
Joe: I'm surprised the MDS is actually airing, considering it's 2005.
Chico: So am I.
Mike: Considering it's 2005?
Chico: I mean, they took it off once, and we were all wondering when it was going to air...
Joe: The show was 2005.
Mike: Oh. I thought I forgot to advance the calendar for a sec.
Chico: Now all of a sudden, they have a schedule hole to fill. My guess... It goes in TAR's time slot.
Jason: Or as a lead in to TAR
Chico: Fremantle would NEVER go for having two of its own shows competing against each other.
Joe: 8 PM, lock it in
Jason: and an Olympic Counter Programming.
Chico: This is February 14, mind you.
Joe: So?
Chico: Amazing Race doesn't premiere until the 28th. I still say 9pm place holder.
Joe: TPIR at 8: Generic Crime Drama at 9 and 10.
Gordon: Well, that concludes all the news that's fit to air. When we come back, we see all the Categories that are fit to play.
Chico: And then we put the show on the other foot in "Would You Could You" but for now... this is WLTI. The show that mixes game show news with wry wit... and then runs like hell.

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