March 13, 2005

Chico: I'm Chico Alexander. Got three letters for you... ACC.
Ryan: Air Canada Centre?
Brian: Anyone Can Care?
Gordon: The Atlantic Chicken Conference. Home of Kentucky Fried Tar Heels, right?
Chico: Scuse me.. *whap*
Ryan: Are we playing Acrophobia?
Brian: I like that game.
Jason: I am an A-10 man myself.
Mike: I like A-1 myself.
Chico: To each his own, I guess...
Gordon: I like the Big East, and from somewhere in Bracketville, WLTI...is...on! We have a full slate today, so let's start chatting with the Bracketeers. We start in the East Bracket, where the find in Brooklyn, Mr. Jason Block.
Jason: I am wearing my GW Buff and Blue with Pride thank you.
Gordon: We then move up to the Big North Bracket where we have the Top Seed there, Mr. Ryan Vickers.
Ryan: Well thank you for making a new bracket for me! And BTW, skooled is almost done... And they're now casting for season two.
Gordon: We have the Big East, the Big West and the Big South, why not the Big North?
Ryan: Touché.
Gordon: If you want to be a part of season 2, where should they be applying?
Ryan: Well... you have to be from Ontario, either a teacher or a student, and go to skooled.tv
Gordon: I think our next guest would be interested in that should he move to Ontario. From the Big Cleveland Conference, Mr. Mike Klauss.
Mike: Like Jason, I am sitting here wearing my collegiate pride, the CSU shirt I wore to TPiR in August. Just 8 short weeks left, but who's counting?
Gordon: He is - and maybe this guy is too - from the Midwest Conference. Mr. Brian W. Moore
Brian: Well hello guys!
Gordon: Any college basketball affiliation, Brian?
Brian: Unfortunately, I don't.
Chico: You can borrow mine then. :-)
Brian: Okay.
Chico: Yeah.. we beat Duke... which is more than can be said for New Jersey, so... :-) In the last five years... Two times! Two times! Which is an excellent fit for our first item... Deal or No Deal... TWO TIMES! Two times!
Ryan: Deal oder nicht Deal?
Jason: Two times through the end of March...and I still want to say that Howie is way improving as a host. He is doing the little things that makes a really good host.
Mike: Actually, it's 3 times (Monday, Wednesday, and Friday) for the weeks of 3/20 and 3/27.
Gordon: Deal, No Deal, or something that we saw on Friday - one of the most spectacular flameouts ever.
Chico: Even more so than the $2 last week?
Gordon:  Yep.
Brian: Wow!
Mike: It was a bad flameout, but I felt bad for the guy. At least he walked with some decent coin.
Chico: Now I'm concerned...
Jason: He was in great position, but just kept picking big bank.
Gordon: $19,000 is not awful - but you expected better from someone who had 11 spots left on the Board. 6 of which were $100,000 or better, 1 was $50,000, and only 3 spots on the right hand side.
Mike: He had nothing less than a miraculous board.
Chico: That's... there's not a word for that.
Mike: The only biggie he knocked off was $750,000. On his first pick in the 4th round--the million.
Ryan: I notice though NOBODY ever goes for the safe bet until the end... isn't there something about stopping and realizing you did well?
Jason: Ryan, until the very end...9 times out of 10 the odds are in your favor.
Mike: This had "big win" written all over it.
Gordon: Then he started picking off the $100,000+ spots like they were candy.
Ryan: This is true, I understand. But why can't anyone stop a little earlier?
Chico: It all goes back to game theory.
Ryan: *Realizes he is partial to the UK and Aussie version*
Chico: Even when there's a potential for big money on the line, there's a tendency to gravitate toward that "potential".
Jason: What I thought was a brilliant move was Howie "arguing" with the banker. Great stuff.
Chico: That was classic.
Ryan: I concur, Jason. That was a funny bit.
Jason: Because (as was related in a December NY Post article) when Howie picks up the phone, all he is told is the amount of money. That "phone call" is all him.
Ryan: To follow up what Jason said, we get the full credit roll up here and it specifically says the executive producer gives the bank offer...
Chico: We also get that spiel. You know, the bank and the banker are created simply for "effect".
Ryan: Ah okay.
Chico: No surprise there :-) I liked that kid dancing earlier in the evening, though. :-)
Gordon: Back to Game Theory. Both Chico and Ryan are right. It's good to try to play when the edge is in your favor. That being said, being offered $126,000 that early in the game is good pause to think a bit.
Jason: I did say Whoa when that happened.
Mike: But when roughly half the figures on the board are larger than $126,000, it does make you believe you have a big value, even if it's "just" $50,000.
Chico: Yeah, when do you get "just" $50,000 in one sitting?
Gordon: True, but when in that sequence would you have pulled the trigger?
Jason: I would have played it the exact same way. The odds were WAY in his favor.
Gordon: Would you have played it all the way out like he did?
Jason: I am not sure.
Chico: Not all the way out. You just have to rely on gut instinct.
Ryan: I think a lot of people have "Millionaire" syndrome... on Millionaire, people were shamed into taking something like $16K when they didn't win the million... same here on DoND. They can't bear the thought of only taking 10% of the possible top prize.
Gordon: I think it's Time for we BIG BOARD!

Gordon: The Topic - When to DEAL. When is the right time to say When...or in this case...Deal?
Ryan: There's no definitive answer.
Chico: Nope.
Jason: I agree.
Chico: For some, they could deal first time they hit six digits.
Mike: It's on a case-by-case basis. How much money do you need? Will greed overtake your common sense? (case-by-case meaning game-by-game, not suitcase-by-suitcase basis)
Gordon: Well, that's where you guys come in and toss in suggestions, I certainly have a few.
Chico: Do not deal before the "One to open" rounds.
Gordon: When there's only 1 major 6 digit figure left on the Board.
Jason: Never deal after the first round.
Ryan: In the UK version they'll edit it out if you deal after round one. You'll never see your show.
Chico: Needless to say, it's a bad idea.
Gordon: Why in the world would you deal after Round 1?
Brian: Because you don't have the kahoneys!
Mike: Ha. You're also a ^_^ ^_^ing ^_^ ^_^ if you deal after one round.
Ryan: Can I buy a vowel Mike?
Mike: You can buy a whole alphabet
Jason: If the deal is 6 figures....usually its a good move.
Chico: The bank usually lowballs the offer anyway.
Mike: After 12 shows, how many times has a contestant had a case worth $100,000 or more--zero? once? Take the 6-digit sure thing. You have to follow trends.
Gordon: The answer Mike, is Zero. The highest has been $25,000. If the Deal is set up so that there's only 1 deal better, then it's also a good move to stop - especially if the range between first and second is more than $100,000.
Jason: It's a math thing. You have to remember the numbers.
Chico: That is correct.
Gordon: And being that only 7 cases have 100,000 out of 26, You have only a 30% chance of hitting a big one.
Chico: So it's not about hitting the big one as it is about milking the bank for all it's worth.
Gordon: Exactly, Chico. As the median is $10,000, anything in 5 figures will probably be better than what you have.
Chico: Just something to remember.
Gordon: You should play it just like you would play in a casino. Get in, ride the wave, get out.
Mike: The possibility of 16 people each getting cases with under $100,000 in their games is so infinitesimal. It's like 0.00000007%. I think we've seen 16 players, give or take a few.
Gordon: I think it's 16. Chico?
Chico: Let's see... 12 shows... 1 and a half contestants per show.... about that, yeah.
Mike: 16. I think we saw 7 in series 1, 6 in series 2, and 3 this week.
Chico: kee-rect.
Gordon: So based on the average, there should be 4 or 5 people who should have had $100,000+ in the suitcases...but we got nothing instead. Someone has to buck the trend, right?
Mike: So there you go. The probability of 16 people all getting $75,000 or less is about the same as hitting a lottery.
Chico: I guess that's why we watch, right?
Brian: Of course.
Mike: The law of averages says it's gonna happen, and probably very soon.
Chico: But still... Three times a week? Am I the only one scared a bit?
Mike: If the 3 per week is just for two weeks, that's fine. I like Mondays and Fridays since there's nothing on TV at 8 PM those nights.
Chico: True, but left to its own devices, you're looking at another Millionaire flameout.
Gordon: I do agree with you, Chico, but 3 times a week is not why Millionaire flamed out.
Brian: It's was too many freakin' Celeb editions, I believe.
Gordon: (DING)
Chico: Yeah, but that had to be precipitated by something...
Gordon: It was precipitated by greed on ABC's part after they saw that the first celeb edition went through the roof in terms of ratings.
Chico: Right. Gotcha.
Jason: I don't think you can do a Celeb Deal or No Deal?
Mike: You could. It was done in Australia.
Chico: No.
Brian: Well, let's hope they don't.
Ryan: If you do a celeb DoND (and I don't want you to), get Celeb models heh heh heh.
Jason: Ryan---snap out of it! NO CELEB DOND. Please.
Chico: Ryan's got a good idea... Wait! No! He doesn't! Yes he does! NO HE DOESN'T!
Jason: We know you guys read us.
Ryan: *slams down Ryan*
Brian: They don't have the budget for that thing anyway.
Chico: Or at least you have our addresses.
Ryan: It was just a joke... I figured if for some reason they were crazy enough to do it, they should at least go for the full cheese!
Chico: Would you like some wine with that?
Ryan: Bring Frederique!
Mike: Don't we already have celeb models, or are you talking about getting Tyra Banks?
Gordon: You could do a celeb Deal or No Deal. I think that you can use the 'Where are they now' Celebrities for money. Wouldn't you want to see Tonya Harding, Flava Flav and the living half of Milli Vanilli trying to win money?
Chico: Why not... it's a perfect fit for VH1. See, THAT was a joke :-)
Jason: And a funny one too.
Chico: But seriously. One celeb edition, and I walk. That's it. Over. Done. You and me.. like Pam and Tommy... Done. It's the Captain!
Joe: Attention all hands...the Game Show Man has returned.
Gordon: Speaking of Bankers...it's Joey Numbers. From the West Coast Conference - and lat (like most West Coasters are), it's Joe Van Ginkel.
Brian: Hey JVG!!!
Joe: Greetings to you all. It has been entirely too long.
Chico: Tell me about it.
Jason: Joey VG
Gordon: So JVG. What are your thoughts on DOND?
Joe: Be more specific.
Gordon: What do you think of the show in general and what do you think about this week's play?
Joe: I am delighted that the show is starting to come into its own. The editing has been tightened up, and Howie is really starting to get into his new role. I am concerned that NBC may be showing the program too often with two weekly shows as opposed to one, but only time will tell.
Chico: I said the same thing.
Joe: As long as they don't resort to celebrity shows, they should be alright.
Ryan: I like however that they only straddled the Monday to Friday, and not over the weekend. Joe!
Chico: I ... said the same thing, too...
Gordon: Funny you should mention that...
Ryan: :-)
Gordon: What would you think about a celeb show featuring Tonya Harding, Flava Flav and Todd Bridges?
Mike: What's a celebrity show without Kathy Griffin?
Joe: Only if they're lined-up against a wall for me to blast with a tommy gun. :D
Gordon: Moving from the silly to the very serious - continuing a trend from last month, GSN is continuing to be moved onto higher tiers - or off cable networks completely.
Jason: This worried me a lot.
Joe: That's frightening...and proof that the fan community is right: GSN is NOTHING without the game shows.
Chico: True.
Brian: And the world would be a sad and lonely place.
Joe: Hopefully GSN will find a successor to Ian Valentine who understands that.
Chico: Or go to Bob Boden on hands and knees.
Joe: They'd have to hire him away from Fox Reality, wouldn't they?
Gordon: Bob Boden leaves. GSN's ratings go down the toilet. I don't think that it's a coincidence.
Brian: Heck no.
Chico: Nope.
Joe: No question of that.
Chico: The next person has to realize that, while it takes all kinds, you have to stick with what got you to the party.
Gordon: Game Show Network is about...wait for it...game shows!
Jason: Shocking, but true.
Chico: ... yeah, come to think about it.
Jason: More new games please. Please.
Joe: Oh, yeeeees.
Jason: I am on my knees.
Gordon: Too much info, Jay.
Ryan: Wait! We can have Lingo +! Super Lingo! LSN, the network for Lingo!
Chico: On the bright side, we do get more games... well... ONE game.. at least in the traditional sense. We get I've Got a Secret. It's the annual bone to the game show fan community, you know.
Jason: So to speak.
Ryan: It's got Bill Dwyer, which is a good idea.
Gordon: Well, that's good, except that there are tons of shows out there that could be on GSN that aren't. At least with the old GSN, there was hours of original programming. Even if it's on a $1,000 for the winner budget, GSN HAS to bring new games on the air. Extreme Dodgeball worked on almost no budget. Bring that in, or Battlebots, or whatever. But they have to get an infusion of new shows in there and create a primetime lineup that doesn't include the 40th rerun of a show.
Jason: Amen.
Chico: Yep.
Joe: Agreed.
Chico: I say... there are ideas out there. It's not hard to just pick one... nurture it... and boom, you get something. But as a result of doing the opposite, you lose viewers, you lose money, the industry doesn't see you as viable and... well, yeah. GSN says that this isn't about money, I say it's ALL about money.
Joe: ALWAYS.
Chico: These are companies, after all, and at the end of the game, it's all about the bottom line. ... Okay, now I'm finished. Moving on...American Idol has your top 12... Surprised?
Gordon: We have one of the best groupings ever, yet it didn't feel like the best 12 singers are there.
Jason: Because Gedeon and Ayla are gone. Gedeon did NOT deserve to be booted.
Chico: I agree with Mr. Block.
Gordon: Yes, but both Gedeon and Ayla were victims of...THE CHAOS THEORY!
Jason: (TM)
Chico: So you did have time to think about it then, Gordon :-)
Gordon: I did.
Jason: Please explain....about the Chaos Theory(TM) :-)
Joe: Here we go again.
Gordon: The Chaos Theory clearly states that when someone is perceived as in trouble, that the voters will call in and bail them out. Unfortunately, by doing this, they will be sending someone home that shouldn't be leaving. Let's go back to last week. Who were the man and woman with the lowest number of votes at the bottom who wound up sticking around?
Chico: Kevin Covais... and Melissa McGee.
Gordon: Now lets go to Tuesday. What did Simon tell Melissa after she was done singing?
Jason: You have booked your plane ticket home.
Chico: "I think you just bought it."
Gordon: That is correct. So if any group knew that she was in trouble, it was her voting group.
Jason: which also could be the "votefortheworst" group too.
Chico: Yep. Same group that gave Carrie the win... by 137 votes.
Gordon: They knew that they had to vote early and often. Now of the other women, who's song was the most bland?
Jason: The woman who sang "Unwritten"
Chico: Ayla... yeah... never sing that... again... please.
Gordon: The woman who sang 'well', but who hasn't done anything noteworthy to get herself a fan base. That would be Ayla. So that's not so hard to see now?
Chico: I mean, you don't want her to go home, but after that last performance, you kinda know why she did... I mean, she works so hard at it that she didn't really garner a fan base... Gedeon, however...
Jason: Then how do you explain Gedeon?
Gordon: Gedeon is also explainable. And I'll blame Gedeon leaving on my grandmother
Jason: Nana Pepper made Gedeon leave? How?
Gordon: My grandma is a HUGE Gedeon fan. My grandmother is an active voter for American Idol, and she did vote for Gedeon. Part of the problem, however, with Gedeon and a number of singers, is song selection. Has Gedeon sung anything yet that people under 20 would know?
Chico: No.
Jason: I thought this was a "TALENT" show.
Chico: Sure it's a talent show... That much we know...
Gordon: It is a Talent show. It is also a smart show where you have to know what your voting audience is.
Chico: BUT there's more to a pop star than just a pretty voice.
Gordon: The overwhelming majority of voters are of what age?
Jason: 13-24?
Gordon: Correct. Therefore, you better be singing stuff that those people know. Gedeon had yet to make that connection - and even 'Shout' is more of a college song than a 13-19 song. Now let's go back to Wednesday. Kevin had the lowest number of votes going into the show. What did Simon tell Kevin after his performance?
Chico: You suck get out.
Jason: You sang like an 11 yr old. It was juvenile.
Gordon: And that he got the granny vote
Chico: Ironically enough, that's exactly what happened :-)
Gordon: And Simon was absolutely right - he DID get the granny vote. My grandmother didn't vote for Gedeon - she voted for Kevin because she thought he was in trouble and because Simon treated him badly. The problem here is that the grannies were also Gedeon's base as well, and with no other base for Gedeon to fall back on, because he didn't sing to make any other base happy, he becomes the other victim of the Chaos Theory. Any questions?
Chico: So who does your grandmother have as an early favorite?
Gordon: Grandma Pepper likes Mandisa
Jason: Grandma Pepper is smart.
Chico: Excellent. I got another question for ya... Who was the best Jeopardy! player this week?
Jason: Is that a trick question?
Chico: There is a definitive answer here.
Mike: I liked Bruce, the one-day champ from Monday. He showed guts and daring seen rarely over the past decade. I know that's not the right answer, but I thought he was a spectacular player.
Chico: Bruce was a spectacular player and one we will not forget soon... but alas, he wasn't the best.
Mike: When you almost hit $10,000 by the first break, you're a damn good player!
Chico: I have to agree, but he didn't repeat.
Mike: I think I see where you're going with this, Chico...
Chico: Good panelist :-)
Jason: Our first repeater in 3 weeks?
Chico: Randy Logan was a true rarity in the past month... a champion that successfully defended his championship.
Mike: The best player is not always the one who wins the most games or the most money, young one.
Chico: Fine. best player in terms of games won. There. Happy?
Joe: ROFLMAO
Jason: Very much so.
Mike: I'm just in an argumentative mood this morning. :-P
Ryan: ha ha ha
Jason: Hey teach, be careful what you say...this is recorded :-)
Chico: Then you're in the right place.
Mike: Heh, thanks for that caveat, Jason
Chico: We'll get to argue some more... after we do the news!
Jason: Jackets and Mice at the ready!
Joe: No jacket for me, please.
Chico: Gordon, do the thing...
Joe: Do that thing Chico likes.
Gordon: Roll That Beautiful Brain Footage!
Chico: Yeah, that thing!

Doug:  (impersonating Mark Thompson) From the four corners of the globe...to your frontal love... this is WLTI Brainvision News... with the award winning Brainvision News team.

Chico: What awards, you ask? I took first in a talent show, and Gordon leads the league in bowling.
Gordon: 16 League Titles. That's an award, no?
Jason: Do we actually have one?
Chico: That's an award.
Ryan: I had a kid win the top prize in my classroom version of DonD... Do I get an award?
Chico: You get an award!
Ryan: Excellent. And she got $10 at Quizno's.
Joe: Yay for her.
Chico: Yay for her indeed.
Joe: (They have Quizno's in Canada?)
Jason: Very cool.
Ryan: Yessir
Chico: First item, Gordon?

For those of you who love Project Runway, rejoice, because it's renewed. For those of you who love the Amazing Race, rejoice...but not as loud, because it's only renewed for 1 season, not the traditional 2.

Jason: This could be it's last season...next one I mean. I don't know.
Joe: Maybe...
Chico: It... depends...
Ryan: AR has ALWAYS been up against the gun. Look at the first four seasons, it struggled to find an audience.
Chico: Amazing Race has always been a case-by-case basis.
Mike: How were the first week's ratings in the 10 PM slot?
Chico: Let me dig out my numbers here..
Ryan: And while Survivor always gets Thursday at 8, how many slots has AR had? It's been on at least three different days of the week. It's hard to get people to watch it at 10... I watched one year and it was 11.30 local in Newfoundland... makes for a long night.
Chico: Third in the overnights (6.5/10) and total viewers (9.37 million), with a first-place finish among adults 18-49 (3.8/10). But as Joe Mello said, the demo is a myth at best.
Gordon: True - but we do have the shows...for now. Next article?
Chico: Next article!

Last week, Endemol UK, producers of Deal or No Deal, noticed a patternized sequence of money placement that could have cost them tens or hundreds of thousands. The offending patterns have since been removed.

Gordon: Similar to Press your Luck?
Ryan: Yes and no.
Chico: But as Charlie Numb3rs once said "Nothing is ever random."... Makes you think, doesn't it?
Gordon: Always does. It would have been very interesting to see what would have happened if a Michael Larsen type would have gotten on the show.
Ryan: At least they caught it before something happened... and of particular note the games were still played fairly... there was no suspicious number picking.
Chico: Absolutely.
Jason: But they caught it way too soon.
Chico: And so far as we know, Noel Edmonds still has work. And praise be for that.
Gordon: Even if there was, it still would have been fair. The UK would have had no one to blame but themselves if someone figured it out.
Mike: The first show with no patterns supposedly aired yesterday.
Chico: Did it?
Mike: I downloaded the show last night, but haven't seen it yet. With any luck, I'll watch it in about an hour. I'm currently at Wednesday's Deal. :-)
Chico: Heh.. Next?

What's more important, live sports or Family Feud? Apparently, live sports is, as the Feud gets moved to the AM in Chicago.

Mike: They have DA BEARS!, the Bulls, the Cubs, and the White Sox. 'Nuff said. Three so-so teams and the White Sux. (The last message was weighed down with a heavy amount of pro-Cleveland Indians bias.)
Gordon: Never could have guessed that, MIke
Mike: That obvious? Sorry.
Chico: So noted.
Jason: I don't think that's a bad thing. Feud has been renewed
Chico: Of course. And it just gets bigger every year...
Ryan: The points?
Joe: O_o
Chico: Season high: 2.6. I'm going to DOUBLE THE POINTS!
Joe: !SMACK! Stop that.
Chico: *explosion in the background*... wow. .... Tech content coming!
Jason: It's time to get....
Chico: FULLY LOADED :-)

If you have a cell phone, you can interact with the new series "Top Chef" on Bravo. Check out their webspace for full details. Meanwhile, we also have a capsule review of Wild'n Out: Season 1 Uncensored.

Chico: If you like Chappelle's Show, if you like Whose Line Is It Anyway, if you have $30 to spend, this is the set to get... all 10 season 1 shows, 3 1/2 hours of deleted content...
Gordon: Sounds like a nice deal
Chico: I laughed my ass off..
Joe: I didn't really care for it, myself.
Chico: Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
Joe: Indeed.
Chico: One of their more recent guests was Tyra Banks....
Joe: Make with the Ludacris! ROFLMAO
Chico: *plays "Area Codes"*
Jason: can you believe Luda is part of the cast of the best picture of 2005?
Chico: That... was an Upset.
Jason: So Luda is a media ho himself :-)
Chico: HE WILL BE...
Gordon: In this week's Media Ho Report...

John O'Hurley gets a radio gig, The Apprentice's Rebecca gets a television gig, and Brenna Gathers gives herself a gig as she names HERSELF one of the sexiest people in America...

Jason: Ok Brenna...PLEASE get over yourself.
Chico: You had your chance to be a bitch and you blew it.
Jason: She reminds me of that last girl in the North Carolina auditions, with better looks and talent.
Ryan: What? No Lorenzo Lamas and laser pointers?

Alex Trebek gets inducted in Canada's Walk of Fame, Bethenny inducts cookies into her cookie line and Christopher Knight (My Fair Brady and Celeb Ho Game Shows) gets inducted as the pitchman for the Ab Lounger

Joe: Knight's been doing that for a while...only reason I know is because I have to sit and watch it while I work.
Gordon: And the hoes of the week are...no surprise here - Dr. Travis Stork and Sarah Stone, as their engagement lasts for less than a week. And of course, as the media, it's all our fault.
Jason: Suuuurrreee it is.
Ryan: Of course! Let them live people!
Joe: More proof that The Bachelor sucks. Poor Lacey Pemberton, who is stuck working on that show.
Chico: Sorry for ya, Lacey...
Ryan: Higher than an 8, Lacey! Sorry. Wrong show.
Chico: Here's a cup to catch your tears... encrusted in fake diamonds and the word "ho". Last article..

If you want to qualify for the wild card team for the World Series of Pop Culture, it's as easy as going to Vh1.com. Just look for the webspace for World Series of Pop Culture.

Chico: Who knows, maybe we'll see you... or us... on TV... which reminds me, Gordon.. I have another ho for you.
Gordon: Give me your hoes
Chico: Pumkin... on Flavor of Love (nee Brooke Thompson), not only was she on Next and Family Feud, but you know that magic loogie she hocked before begin eliminated?
Gordon: yes
Chico: Not only was it staged... It was digitally enhanced. So she said.
Gordon: The loogie was digitally enhanced?
Joe: O_o
Chico: ... so she says.
Jason: wow. That is definitely a magic loogie.
Chico: Which begs the question... How do you digitally enhance a loogie? A question that we will NOT ask in our next segment.
Joe: Better question: WHY would you digitally enhance a loogie?
Jason: Much better question.
Ryan: You guys are nuts!
Joe: Feed the mice, Jason.
Jason: Good mice.
Gordon: Isn't that the new show featuring a young surgeon - Loogie Howser, MD?
Joe: *bzzz!*
Jason: E-nough please :-)
Gordon: Maybe she was trying to get a new disco hit with the song 'Loogie Wonderland'
Joe: *bzzz!*
Jason: (beats over head with a fish) stop that!
Gordon: Nice fish. On that note, I think we need to go to a break. We'll be back with some games and a visit from the people in the Rubber Room.
Chico: This is WLTI, a warehouse where discourse and argument are thrown to the wolves for the sake of a few good laughs.

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