May 22, 2006

Travis: OK, guys...what did I do this time?
Chico: I told you.. Nothing.. yet.
Jason: Besides, Bill MacDonald kept your seat warm for ya.
Travis: Thank you Bill.
Chico: Yep. He left shortly before we got to pull out List Abuse. You know how this works. For example, if I were to say...

BILL CULLEN... PETER MARSHALL... DONNY OSMOND... WINK MARTINDALE... REGIS...

Gordon: DING
Chico: Gordon?
Gordon: People who Paula Abdul have bedded...oh wait...
Travis: Oh, snap.
Gordon: Uh...game show hosts?
Jason: right.
Chico: More specifically, hosts who put out their own record.
Gordon: ok - I think we all get it
Jason: Nice.
Chico: See how that works?
Gordon: I see
Chico: Okay, here's a for real one...

Fear Factor... Survival of the Richest...

Jason: DING
Chico: Block?
Jason: Cancelled Reality Shows of the 2005-2006 season
Gordon: DING
Chico: Got it.
Gordon: Cancelled GAME shows of the 2005-2006 season
Chico: Both of you got it.
Gordon: And Fear Factor was a reality show when?
Jason: Reality is in the eye of the beholder.
Chico: Also, The Apprentice: Martha Stewart was given the walking papers. The Apprentice and Amazing Race are on the bubble for next season.
Travis: Bubble bobble.
Jason: CBS is killing the goose with that one. Bad CBS.
Gordon: At least the Amazing Race will have a shot out of 60 minutes on Sundays
Chico: Totally. And Travis gets the pun of the week award by the way.
Travis: *bow*
Gordon: While we fool around with Dinosaurs, we'll amuse you with this next one
Chico: Gordon, next List Abuse?

Iran, Iraq, Peru, China, Asia, No Response, Cuba

Chico: DING!
Gordon: Chico?
Chico: Wrong answers?
Gordon: Well, I'll give you have credit - they are answers, both correct and wrong
Jason: DING
Gordon: Jason
Jason: Answers given in the 2006 TOC?
Gordon: no (BUZZ)
Travis: DING
Gordon: Travis?
Travis: Categories in the 2006 TOC
Gordon: Didn't you guys read my clue? (BUZZ) I'll give you another hint = (STRIKE)
Jason: DING
Gordon: Jason
Jason: Answers in the Family Feud game
Gordon: Getting warmer
Chico: (DING!) Answers given on Feud's twins week?
Gordon: Answers to the following question on Family Feud - Name a country with 4 letters.
Chico: China?
Travis: ASIA?
Jason: Oh man.
Gordon: I personally liked the answer of Asia, myself
Chico: Heh... Okay, next up...
Travis: Is there any way we can increase the testing standards, please?
Chico: You can't. Then you wouldn't have filler for game show moments specials!
Travis: Oh yeah. OK, moving on...
Chico: See? They THINK of these things... Okay, next...

Moms... Twins... College students....

Travis: DING
Gordon: DING
Chico: More college ... Travis?
Travis: Groups of people celebrated on game shows.
Chico: ... *gives the "more" hand gesture*
Gordon: DING
Chico: Gordon?
Travis: ...on wheel of fortune
Chico: Gordon?
Gordon: What Travis said
Chico: *gives the "more" hand gesture*
Jason: DING
Chico: Block?
Jason: People celebrated on game shows during Sweeps...on all game shows.
Gordon: Ah
Chico: Block's got it.
Travis: Snap.
Jason: We had a $100,000 winner this week on WOF
Chico: We also had armed soldiers and trivia wizards. And apparently, film execs at Sony Pictures, as both Wheel and Playmania had da Vinci Code tie-ins.
Jason: So did J!
Gordon: The clue is...CLUE
Chico: It's in the question. What's the question, Shandi? What's the freaking question?
Gordon: Whats the frequency, Shandi?
Jason: Ugh.
Gordon: Anyways, next one...

Set for the Rest of Your Life. Twenty One...  Body Language

Chico: (DING!)
Gordon: Chico
Chico: Knee-jerk reactions :-)
Gordon: Uh...no (BUZZ) Continuing

Password

Travis: DING
Gordon: Travis
Travis: wait no...i was gonna say Isolation booths, but only two fit that
Gordon: Nooo...(BUZZ). Continuing

All Pyramid Incarnations, You Don't Say,  Nickelodeon's Double Dare

Chico: (DING!) no, wait... that's not it is it.. Teams of two?
Gordon: I'll give it to you. Games that require a partner
Chico: Ah. Gotcha.
Jason: You forgot one more...but this is a PG show :-)
Chico: Sure... leave out Strip Poker, just because this is PG  :-)
Gordon: You dont need a partner for those sorts of games. Just you and a trip to Sarah's Bondage Shack. I hear you get a free picture of Evan Mariott with each trip.
Jason: OH SNAP!!!!!!!
Travis: Jason stole my line.
Chico: Let me tell you, if you're given a free Evan Marriott pic, then you paid too much.
Jason: (falls away like Wilder Valderama in the final round of Yo Momma)
Chico: okay, next...
Gordon: Before Jason Elliott decides to yank this segment, next up?

Howie Mandel.... Ben Bailey... Ryan Cabrera... Wilmer Valderrama...

Jason: DING
Chico: Block?
Jason: Debuting Game Show Hosts of the 2005-2006 Season
Chico: Also acceptable: people up for best new host at GSC5. That's July 13 to the 16. I had... to go there.
Jason: You should.
Travis: DING
Gordon: And wait...are we going to have people vote on our site for that?
Chico: You know... we should!
Travis: Awkward promotional plug!
Gordon: I think we will be doing that right after Memorial Day Weekend, are we not?
Jason: Very awkward segue Travis. But I like it.
Chico: Right on.
Travis: Fire drill...i'm out
Gordon: Watch for it - you have 2 weeks to nominate - and then another 2 weeks to vote. The results will be announced either at GSC 5 or on our website.
Chico: Meanwhile, Gordon you have one more list.
Gordon: Final List...

A Quarterback, A Doctor

Chico: (DING!)
Gordon: Chico?
Chico: Thorns in my side... AKA "Bachelors"
Gordon: Yes!
Jason: You just live to stab Chico in the heart :-)
Gordon: You know you love the show
Chico: I told you, boom boom boom from one subject to the next.
Gordon: I'm getting enough jabs in so that when Stump The Schwab 4 comes out soon that He will have enough ammo.
Jason: Round 1---FIGHT!
Chico: And a grenade.
Gordon: It's time to reload for the next game, which we will have - right after this!
Chico: Lock and load, boys..
Jason: (clicks shotgun)

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