Play2Lose - December 1
Its New! New! New! It's waiting for you in 2007! It's
revolutionary! It's amazing! It's incredible! And YOU
can do it without leaving your sofa! Eat anything you
want! Cut any food you want! You don't have to buy
anything! We're not selling you anything! You don't even
have to go online! Got a phone? Great! All you have to
do is watch and play! Play! Play! Play!
Sound too good to be true! Of course not! YOU can do it
from the comfort of your living room sofa - or your bed!
Heck, you don't even need the TV on (though I am sure it
will help). All you have to do is text away from the
comfort of your cell phone and soon...very soon....you
can play along on TV!!!!
Not convinced? Nonsense! Let's look at the schedule!
Mondays: Text up to 10 times for Play2win! Don't forget
10 more times with MyGames! Give another 15 texts for
Family Feud (5 for each answer) Then text 5 times in
each case for Deal Or No Deal! That's a Total of a
whopping 85 Texts! Wowee!!!
Tuesdays: Another 10 Texts each with Play2Win and
MyGames and 15 more for the Feud! We can give you an
extra set of 10 with Playmania! No Deal or No Deal yet,
but that's okay! 45 Texts is still a fun way to play!
Wednesdays: 45! Amazing texts! And Another 50 for Deal
Or No Deal when it occupies your Wednesday spot in
January!
Thursdays: You want more? We'll give you 45 texts and a
bucket load of commercials!
Fridays: 45 Texts for You! Know what else? 1 Vs. 100!!
Spend 45 texts there and try out all of the answers 15
times!!!!
Saturdays: No Play2Win or MyGames or Feud, but we have
Playmania for you!
Sundays: We have Playmania....aaaaaand....America's Got
Talent! Vote Away! Vote vote vote!
And the best part of this....you can do it all from your
living room! Just pick up and call call call! nothing to
worry about....
...until you get a phone bill worth $1,730...
... which will happen if you do all of that stuff listed
on your phone. Fortunately, you can also do all of this
for free if you enter all of these competitions online
instead. The wallet you save may be your own.
Meanwhile, you can check out
all of these Price is Right tips for free. No texting
necessary. Just saved you around $1,200 in the U.S. and
over $8,000 in the UK.
Card Game - There's a reason why there's now a
$5,000 range of guessing what the car is. Like
everything else, inflation is hitting The Price is
Right. Don't even bother stopping until you are at least
at $19,000. The cars recently have been at around the
$19,000-$22,000 range - and that is where you need to be
in order to have any shot at one.
Check-Out - The range of these products have been
all over the place, going anywhere from $8 to $15. So
how do you know what to bid? Take a long look at the
last item, which is always the most expensive one in the
game. If it's a $4 can of peanut butter, then you're
looking at around a $9 or $10 list. If it's a $9 case of
Garlique or other vitamin supplement, then think $16-$17
range.
Cliffhangers - $25, $35, $45. There's your
pattern. That's the range of what the prices are going
to be in the game. Use common sense, and bid
appropriately.
Every time Gordon
Pepper text messages, an angel smiles while his wallet
cries. E-mail him at
gordon@gameshownewsnet.com. |
