"Chocolate Pee-Pee" -
have a lot to go over very quickly in the opening
minutes of this broadcast. Sarah gets evicted 6-1 as
double-crosses were threatened, but not carried out.
Kaysar comes back into the house. Everyone (including
the returning Kaysar) immediately gets whisked into the
HOH challenge, which is an endurance competition to see
who can hold on to a button for the longest.
Once someone was eliminated, a box gets to be opened.
Julie opens up the first box - 'flies'. No one flinches
while they all talk about what could be in a box. There
could be prizes, or there could be nasty things. Maybe
there could be both...
Let's Flashback to the eviction of Sarah. James thinks
that the intentions were at a personal level, while
Ivette was shocked that everyone kept their word. Sarah
gets a big hug before being sent on her way. Maggie
admits that the only reason why Sarah left was that she
was an ally of James. Meanwhile, Ivette and James talk
about a friendship they have, adding that they will
always speak truthfully to each other. James talks about
them teaming up to get rid of certain people in the
Kaysar knows that the idea was to get rid of James, and
that he was the backup. We now flashback to Kaysar's
return, and the mobbing of Janelle, Beau and Howie.
James stayed far away from Kaysar, as he says that
everyone switched sides so that they wouldn't upset
Kaysar should he turn around and win HOH. On the other
hand, Ivette was at the door asking for Eric. Maggie
said that it was a blow and Ivette was miserable.
Back to the HOH challenge. Everyone tried to make deals,
first asking everyone who has won HOH to step down, then
they try to get both James and Kaysar to step down. No
one budges. At the 5 hour mark, Howie has to open up one
of the boxes. He opens the green one, which says...DEAD
FISH. Yikes. There's a lovely combination of dead fish
and flies. Yummy.
We flashback to hijinks, as Beau is in the shower. Howie
looks at Beau's...uh....collateral... and says that he's
a big guy. All of the girls then decide to look, and
then they scream with delight or horror. Ivette does a
chocolate peepee dance and Beau is just enjoying the
spotlight. Beau also happens to be single, as he just
advertised a reason for him to be taken off the market.
We're now up to the 6 hour mark. The PBJ sanction has
been lifted, meaning that there's now real food
available. We get Jen (who is a dancer for the Arena
Football League) showing off her moves. She also decides
to teach others moves, as Rachel tries to follow along.
We get the 7 hour mark and we have our first victim.
Beau's knee touches the ground and he's the first one
out. He's still unhappy as he has to select a box. The
attitude gets better as he wins a Martini Bar! With that
comes booze and he gets to make himself some drinks. The
rules state that you can't leave the box until 3 people
are out, so everyone is staring at Beau guzzling the
booze. The contestants also know that Beau can't hold
his liquor, so by the time drink #4 rolls around, he
gets feisty. Getting feisty includes slapping all of the
guys butts and Ivette yells at him to calm down, lest
Beau gives people a reason to put him on the chopping
Janelle decides to dance with Jennifer. While dancing,
she lets her hand off the button. Oops. Janelle is out
next and select...a free Netflix membership, DVD player,
and a hot plasma TV! Needless to say, no one is real
thrilled about it and they are all cursing Janelle out.
To add insult to injury, Janelle now gets to drink
martinis and before long, you have two smashed people in
the pressure cooker.
We're up to 8 hours and April is trying to get a deal
with Janelle - she'll give up HOH for the plasma TV.
Maggie is horrified, knowing that they need one of her
alliances to get out of the game. 30 seconds later, the
light goes off over April's head. Maggie wants to kill
her, but April realizes that her getting HOH is not a
good idea, strategically. She gets a happy reward for
doing it - $3,000! That also allows April, Janelle and
Beau to all get out of the cage. Upon leaving, April
says that she didn't let go of the button on purpose,
but no one is buying what she is selling and she even
admitted later that she did let go on purpose. heh.
At the 10 hour mark, the rule changes that you can't
change hands on the box. Ivette does it and she gets
buzzed. Ivette really wanted HOH because it was her
mother's birthday AND her anniversary with her
girlfriend Maggie (No, not the Maggie in the house).
Ivette is furious with herself - and the consolation
gift of an airhorn isn't going to help her spirits any.
As she is crouching on the corner in tears, James
realizes that he's just going after the HOH in revenge -
and he's a better guy than that (sure he is. Tired
people love to rationale just before losing). With that,
James lets go of the button and gets buzzed.
Seeing that James is now out, Maggie figures that 1.
He's leaving anyway, so she's in no threat and 2. There
aren't enough boxes for everyone, and she wants to win
something. With that, she also lets go of the button and
the three of them can leave the Pressure Room. As for
the boxes - James gets Pizza. Maggie gets...rotten eggs,
which combined with the flies and the dead fish must
make a lovely compost.
Howie tells them that by making it through dawn, they
have both set a Big Brother endurance record. For the 3
people left - Jennifer, Rachel and Kaysar - it's of
little comfort right now. Jennifer tells Kaysar that
he's safe and that he won't be put up. Everyone wants to
get rid of James. The only problem is that Kaysar, who
just got into the room, doesn't realize that. Kaysar
wants to personally eliminate James by putting him up,
but as we've all seen, putting James up won't
necessarily guarantee his dismissal. What to do...
Kaysar tells Jennifer that he will let go of the button
- if the two people Jennifer nominates to back door
James will be from her group. Jennifer agrees and swears
on her life. Kaysar then lets go of the button and
Jennifer wins the HOH, to the screaming of everyone
who's still awake.
Let's look at this for a minute. Either Kaysar is one of
the biggest dopes in the history of Big Brother for
letting one of his enemies win the HOH, or Jennifer is
an even bigger dope in the history of Big Brother if she
is stupid enough to put up two people from her own
group, alienating her core alliance and giving everyone
in the other alliance a chance to get off scot free
should they swing someone to their side.
Howie is thrilled about
Kaysar not getting HOH, because it will put their group
up at even strength for the next HOH competition -
assuming that either James leaves or someone from their
side goes. Kaysar once again is smug, thinking that if
she holds on to her deal, that it would cause problems
on her end. The last time Kaysar was that smug, he wound
up leaving the next week. We'll see what happens here.
Before we see what Jennifer does, everyone gets to see
what her room looks like. She sees her boyfriend, who
wrote stuff to her on the back of each picture. That
makes Jennifer break down as we see a trail of tears.
Everyone hugs Jennifer as we get a cry-fest. AwwwBarf.
Jennifer and April talk about the deal made with Kaysar.
April explains Jennifer the fallacy - if they put up
both of their people, then as neither person nominated
can vote, even if they backdoor James (Vs. Ivette, per
se), the voters would be Kaysar, Howie, Rachel, Janelle,
April, Maggie, and Beau. Kaysar's crew has a 4-3 voting
edge - which means that they can vote off James....or
they can use this as a huge ruse and vote off one of
Jennifer's group. Jennifer realizes this and says that
they can't trust Kaysar - and they certainly can't trust
Rachel and Howie, who tried to convince them to vote off
Ivette last week. Some of the hamsters have brains. Who
would have figured?
We get the traditional HOH spiel from Jennifer, as Howie
hopes he isn't nominated, James says that him getting
nominated would be dumb, Rachel is hoping for the best,
and Jennifer says that promises are null and void and
she will honor what she made - up to a point. Kaysar
says that Jennifer better keep her word and Janelle says
that she would be pissed if she was nominated.
Well, we know that at least 2 people will not be happy
campers. Jennifer starts this with... April. We continue
with Maggie, Ivette (and now Kaysar knows something is
up), Beau (Kaysar can only grimace now), Kaysar (who
looks very non-plussed), Howie, and... James, who looks
stunned. Jennifer says that Kaysar and she have a deal -
and she continues to have a deal, but she won't put her
team in the line of fire, and hence, the nominations of
Rachel and Janelle.
Jennifer says that he can trust Kaysar, but not his
group. Rachel says that she is here for Howie, while
Janelle was pissed and called Jennifer a B!tch. Kaysar
warns that Jennifer will pay if he is HOH. Kaysar is
never going to learn, is he?
Did Jennifer do the right thing? Well, she did the wrong
thing by agreeing to Kaysar's plan in the first place,
but there is safety in numbers, and from that point, she
had to do what she did. She will force Kaysar's Crew to
go along with the plan or they will lose one of their
own. That being said, Jennifer BETTER make sure that
James leaves and they BETTER make sure that one of them
wins HOH, because if they don't then they could get
simultaneously picked off one by one by Kaysar and Howie
That's all for this episode. Join us on Tuesday to see
if the hamsters can finally get a veto competition right
without screwing it up.