"Hunger Spell" - July
on Big Brother, Kaysar, Janelle and Howie were the
outcasts, who accused Eric of being the shepherd and
sending Howie down the stream to be turned into a
lamb-burger. At the Head of Household competition
though, it was Kaysar who won it, and now it looks like
the promise that Kaysar made to take revenge will indeed
Back to Michael leaving - Eric said that Michael never
apologized, while Janelle promises to try to eliminate
Ivette. Everyone else walks into the room to see
Michael's Color screen turn black and white. The girls,
however, couldn't be happier, as Sarah, Rachel and April
are relieved. Janelle wonders who she can hang out with
now that the departing Ashlea (her partner) and Michael
(her soulmate on the show). April volunteers to be her
new talking partner - something Janelle agrees to in
principal but who also knows that she has talked trash
behind her back. April does admit that she doesn't like
Maybe it's because that Kaysar won the HOH. Eric notes
that he won - and also notes that everyone is now
gravitating towards him. Janelle is thrilled that
someone on her side won the HOH, while Rachel is
thrilled for another reason - she knows that a strong
player was going to be up for elimination. Ivette, on
the other hand, is not very happy, because she knew that
Allah was going to give it to him - which is not what
she wanted, especially because she got into a huge fight
with him before.
Howie is thrilled, as he, Janelle and Kaysar go into the
room and talk strategy. The three people are partying,
but Kaysar knows that he has to be very careful about
vengeance, because there's a game that needs to be
Ivette was convinced that they were going to be
eliminated. Janelle would be happier if Ivette leaves,
but she thinks the better plan is if Eric leaves.
Actually, that would be a horrifically bad move, but
we'll chat about that later. Ivette tells Maggie that
the dumb girls always stay (Ivette). Kaysar remembers
that he promised Eric that he wouldn't put him up.
James comes into the planning room and the group asks
him to stick around. He declines and just wants to get
peanuts, knowing that they would be talking BS to him.
Kaysar is just itching to eliminate one of the thorns on
his side, but Howie reminds him that he needs to play
strategically or he is going to be eliminated next week.
Janelle says that none of the girls would want to see
Maggie go, while they are wondering if Maggie and James
or Maggie and Eric is the couple (it's Maggie and Eric).
Kaysar says that Janelle and Howie are safe - and that
no one else should feel safe.
Kaysar asks who wants to see the new HOH bedroom. I'm
sure none of them would, but since it's mandatory, they
all go. Included in the goodies for Kaysar is a Hooka
(pipe for tobacco) and Kosher Meat that he can eat. Eric
congratulates him and gives him a hug. As they all
leave, Kaysar tells Janelle that they have to be
partners, because no one else is. Kaysar says that they
need to t ear up groups and pit them against each other,
because they have to take the focus off from them. Good
strategy - now let's see who you put up there.
James gets called into Kaysar's room. James says that he
knows about the partner thing, and his partner couldn't
be there because he got called out at the last second.
Oops. They talk about partners and Kaysar says that they
figured out everyone - including James and Sarah. Kaysar
- 'He wouldn't be stupid to lie to me'. We all know that
he would because we all know that James really is with
Sarah, and James adds that if he pulls this off, that he
needs to get the biggest BS award ever. Kaysar adds that
as a sign of loyalty, he won't nominate James. We'll see
how long that lasts...
Speaking of relationships, Ivette tells April that she
has a relationship - with a girlfriend named Maggie.
Ivette is frustrated that she can't talk about it, but
April said that G-d knew that Ivette would talk to her
for a reason, and even though she says that she won't
say anything to anyone else, that she wants to talk to
her afterwards. Ivette says that this is a test, because
only April - and Beau (of course) knows, as she's the
only other person.
We talk more strategy and Janelle discusses how they
have to get rid of James, Maggie and Eric. She suggests
to put Maggie and James up, because that would put Eric
and James at odds with each other. Kaysar says that it's
a good idea, but then he thinks about how to stir up
trouble in another fashion...
Rachel (who is Howie's secret partner) discusses Howie's
weird sense of humor and Howie ogling Rachel. Rachel
says that she'd rather ogle her than not, because he
makes her feel good. Rachel says that they are friends,
but Rachel says there's nothing going on while we see
scenes of Howie flirting in the house. 'If she needs a
warm body in the house, then I'm definitely not going to
turn her down - I'm going to encourage it.'
The guests want to be encouraged to eat normal foor -
but Rachel gets very scared when she sees a wheel with
wedges of nothing but 'PB and J' on it while seeing
another banner that says 'Will Spell 4 Food'. I'm
guessing it's spelling bee time - and it is. Each person
will select a food hiding under a silver tray. For each
food correctly spelled, one PB&J wedge will come off the
wheel. The wheel will then be spun. If it lands on food,
no problem - the guests will be able to eat anything
they want. If it lands on 'PB&J', then everyone will be
eating Peanut Butter and Jelly for the week.
Ivette gets avocado and spells is a-v-o-c-a-d-o. RIGHT!
Janelle gets spaghetti and spells it s-p-a-g-e-t-t-i.
WRONG. Ivette - 'I live in a house with idiots.'
James gets ham and spells it h-a-y-m. No, only kidding.
He gets it right.
Rachel gets broccoli and spells it b-r-o-c-c-l-i. Wha?
WRONG. Eric - 'My 9 year old Danielle and my 8 year old
Joseph could have gotten those'.
Jennifer gets the tough mayonnaise. She spells it
April gets Pepperoni, which is the name of her dog. She
better get it right. She spells it p-e-p-p-e-r-o-n-i.
Beau gets asparagus and spells it a-s-p-a-r-a-g-u-s.
Eric gets marshmallow and spells it
m-a-r-s-h-m-a-l-l-o-w. RIGHT! Four in a row!
Maggie gets papaya and spells it p-a-p-a-y-a. RIGHT!
Another one off the board. That's five in a row.
Howie gets rhubarb and spells it r-u-b-a-r-b. WRONG.
There goes the streak.
Sarah gets cauliflower and spells it c-o-l-i-f-l-o-w-e-r.
Coliflower? WRONG. That's awful.
Howie tells Kaysar that he's the good luck charm and
that he should spin it. 7 good spaces, 4 bad spaces.
Allah has determined that...everyone will eat peanut
butter and jelly for the week, as the wheel lands on PB&J.
Everyone is moaning and it sounds like they are at a
funeral. We are here to mourn the disappearance of the
food. Kaysar says that it may be helpful, as people will
be more aggravated that they can't eat. Hmmm...Just a
note that EVERYONE in Kaysar's clique spelt their word
wrong and Kaysar himself spun the wheel. It's a food
Howie and Kaysar talks about religion. Howie says that
he's a Jedi, and then he says that he doesn't know. He
talks about the physical stamina, the mental
appreciation and the attitude, which is great...until
Kaysar tells him that Jedi's don't have sex. Howie
decides to go to the dark side. Heh. We get a montage of
Howie doing jedi-like moves. It's the Howie show this
It's Nominations Day - and Ivette talks to Kaysar and
tries to blow smoke up her butt. Ivette reminds Kaysar
that he isn't the target - the clique is going after
Janelle next and reminds him that he would gain a couple
of weeks to put her up against Janelle, and adds that he
would get a lot of promises if he did so. Hmmm...
Sarah says that she hasn't been invited in either
clique, and she wants to belong somewhere. Kaysar says
that she is with James, but she says that they aren 't
an item. Kaysar tells Sarah that Eric told him to put
both James and Sarah up. She tells Sarah that to tells
James, but James isn't buying what Kaysar's selling.
James reminds Kaysar that everyone wants Janelle up, and
adds that if he doesn't do that, then he's a target and
gone next week. Kaysar knows this - but he also knows
that he promised Howie and Janelle that he wouldn't do
It's nomination time. Kaysar says that it's extremely
difficult to make this choice - especially because he's
in the minority group. Maggie says that she will be very
surprised if she is nominated. Kaysar said that he tried
to overcome and think logically, which for him, he
admits, is a very difficult thing to do. The first
person safe is...Jennifer. Who else is safe? Beau,
April, Rachel, Eric, Howie, Sarah, Ivette and...Janelle.
The two people up are Maggie and James. Why? They are
both considered good competitors and threats and he
adjourns the meeting.
Kaysar is here to prove who's the better strategist. In
that case, it's not him, because this is awful strategy.
The right thing to do is to grab part of the alliance
and swing him to his side by putting up the other part
of the alliance, hence making him in the majority
faction. What he did instead was to get the whole
alliance even more against him.
Not only did Kaysar piss off James and Sarah, he also
pissed off Eric and Maggie and almost guaranteed that
his nemesis Ivette (who's connected to Beau) will remain
in the house for another week. Kaysar is thrilled that
he selected the way that he did, because he says that he
managed to piss people off. That's true, but they are
all pissed off at YOU, Kaysar. If any of the remaining 5
people win HOH next week, then Kaysar or Janelle are
going to be roasted Kosher meat.
There's still time for things to change, as we still
have a Veto to go to. Join us on Tuesday to see if James
or Maggie can save themselves form a veto or if Kaysar
can save himself from being the bootee next week.