Joe: T_T
Chico: Think of the puppies...
Doug: www.ogspa.org, I take it.
Gordon: Of course
Jason H: Puppy! P-U-P-P-Y
Doug: I'll send 'em a check after the show.
Gordon: Think of the Ponies.
Doug: LOL!!!
Chico: Well, we're back, this is WLTI number one hunnid.
Doug: Woo!
Gordon: We're up to the part when we get to play games!
Jason B: YAY!
Chico: And first up, Gordon?
Gordon: First up, we can't have a 100 episode without our favorite game -
Roleplay!
Chico: Also our very FIRST game.
Jason H: YAY
Doug: All right!
Joe: More older than dirt-ness
Gordon: Yepperz. However, we have a little TWIST
Doug: T-W-I-S-T?
Jason H: Does it involve a flokati rug?
Joe: Are we all Olmec again?
Chico: Is it bigger than a breadbox?
Gordon: Just to strain your brain a little, these Roleplays are not only
from the current time, they are all based on people or events covered during
our 3.5 year, 100 episode run.
Don: Ooh, interesting.
Gordon: For example... Joe Mello, you are David Madden.
You've managed to win 19 in a row (during a very nice streak, I may
add) and we will see you in the Tournament of Champions. Wouldn't you have
liked to have played Ken Jennings?
Joe: It probably would've been nice, but you know what else is nice?
Winning. And the chances of me winning vs him are about the same as him
beating Brad Rutter. That is, not very good.
Chico: But don't you feel robbed? I mean, he's a champ, you're a champ. What
gives?
Joe: Trust me, I'd love to play Jennings, but I ain't losing any sleep over
it. I'll look him up after the tourney and we can have a go.
Doug: What is sigh of relief, Alex?
Joe: Doesn't he have a game show or something?
Chico: I thin' so.
Gordon: Nicely done. Ok Jason...Hernandez, you ready?
Jason H: Meep. =) Ready. R-E-A-D-Y
Doug: LOL!
Gordon: Jason, you are...Jason Hernandez. only kidding
Jason H: LOL Awwwww
Joe: Didn't see that coming at all
Doug: That would be too simple.
Jason H: I was afraid someone else was going to be me. :-P
Gordon: (heh, heh, heh...)
Jason H: Uh oh...
Chico: would've been interesting, though.
Gordon: Jason, you are..John O' Hurley.
Jason H: Good, I dance like him, too!
Doug: Too bad you don't have Charlotte with you.
Jason H: I'd rather have Anna T.
Chico: Me too.
With your affinity to word games and spelling and not to mention your
great talents, are you in the position to try to revive a game that you
hosted on FOX - Celebrity Spelling Bee?
Jason H: (Oh me, oh my)
Gordon: Well, Mr. O Hurley?
Jason H: I don't know if I would say that. Have you seen some of these
celebrities try to spell? My goodness! If it was up to me, I'd like to do
some dancing, if I could. Or perhaps another game show opportunity will fall
into my lap....who knows, right?
Gordon: But wouldn't it be fun to be on another show with Corbin Bernsen?
Jason H: Oh, are you kidding me?
Gordon: Whets wrong with Corbin?
Jason H: Don't get me wrong, I love the guy. He's a terrific person....
Doug: Nothing wrong with a man who collects snow globes.
Jason H: .....but I think it'd be more fun to share the stage with Charlotte
again. =)
Gordon: Could you assign Charlotte to be a spelling celebrity?
Jason H: Oooh, that would be marvelous.
Gordon: You have connections. Make it so.
Jason H: Besides, it's not like any other game shows are interested in
me.....
Chico: One never knows these things, does one?
Jason H: .....I'd love to see some of those past celebrity Jeopardy
champions on the show, if we could.
Gordon: You never know. Next one up is...Don Harpwood
Don: I'm ready.
Jason H: Cmon, Don!
Gordon: Don, you are...Michael Copon.
Jason B: Oh no!
Joe: Who?
Don: Eep. I think I see where this is going...
Jason B: The winner of But Can They Sing.
Chico: Actor. Former Power Ranger. Thinks he can sing.
Jason H: Oh my.....
Joe: They call him a "winner?"
You have won But Can They Sing! In addition to it, the Canadian Audience
can now see the whole show in its glory as Much Music has inexplicably
picked it up. They have also picked up Flava of Love, so apparently, taste
is not one of the considerations of airing American programming. So do you
think that the Canadian audience will embrace you like they have embraced JD
Fortune?
Don: I'd like that, but I get the feeling that they won't. Knowing how
others have made fun of our attempts at singing, I get the feeling that the
Canadian audience won't want to deal with their ears being broken weekly.
Gordon: Is there any Bai Ling following up there?
Doug: Oh please!
Don: There could be. I don't know for sure, though.
Gordon: Here's what I don't understand. They are replaying a show based on
'voting'. What's the point of seeing a show for the first time if you can't
vote on the winner and if the winner is already known? (and yes Joe, that
was the Bai Ling reference of the week)
Chico: No idea. Sheer entertainment? Whatever your idea of entertainment is.
Don: Well, from what I've noticed, they removed the voting instructions from
the show...
Gordon: So how have they explained who gets to vote for the singers?
Don: They mentioned that the viewers get to vote. But the lack of
instructions on how to do so should lead to a lot of confused Canadians,
unless they already know that it had already aired in the U.S.
Gordon: Weird, weird, weird. Doug Morris, are you ready?
Doug: Ready -- R-E-A-D-Y -- as I'll ever be.
Gordon: Good because you...are J-a-s-o-n Hernandez.
Doug: Oh wow!
Jason B: Oh no.
How does it feel to be the newest Media Ho?
Joe: How about that [/Mel Allen]
Jason H: Oh goodness....
Doug: Well, I wear the honor with pride. I enjoyed my half-hour of fame on
Lingo and am glad Jacky was with me.
Jason H: *blushes*
Chico: Now dance for me.
Doug: (tries to dance...pulls muscle)
Joe: Do you think your smarts helped save you from your luck?
Doug: Most definitely. Analytical wordplay can't totally overcome lucky
breaks, good and bad -- but it helps.
Gordon: Who was the stronger player on the team - you or Jacky?
Doug: Me. But Jacky wasn't too bad.
Gordon: Do you think that you and Jacky are the best Lingo team ever?
Doug: Wouldn't go that far. But certainly one of the best.
Gordon: How would you have done in last season's tournament, against teams
that had someone like a Ben Ziek?
Doug: I would've held my own. Hard to say if I'd win.
Gordon: Good job of acting. You're just like the real Jason Hernandez in
terms of straddling the fence.
Doug: LOL!
Jason H: Hey! ;-p
Jason B: :P
Jason H: LMAO
Chico: Oh me...
Gordon: Because I know that Jason would never compare himself to Ben Ziek.
Jason H: :-P Hey, we all live in SoCal....
Gordon: Does he know where you live?
Jason H: it wouldn't be hard to get a contest going between all four of us.
Jason B: Do it as GSC5...July 12-16!
Gordon: mmaybe an attraction for GSC5, perhaps?
Jason H: No..... just between us four.
Doug: (6-0 Canes in case anyone cares)
Chico: Rod Brind'Amour, baby!
Gordon: I stopped caring.
Jason H: =)
Gordon: I think we could get a bunch of people in the room to see a
Jason/Jacky Vs. Ben Ziek match-up
Chico: Maybe.. I think the other Jason's next..
Gordon: ok. Now I know how Jason Block loves the female roles
Jason B: Oh boy here we go.
Jason H: Cmon, Jason!
Gordon: So here's one from the vault. Jason, you are...Amanda Avila.
Joe: Woah!
We last saw you as the last person eliminated from Idol 4 before the
Final 12. SO what are you doing with yourself now and are you still posted
in Joe Van Ginkel's Bedroom wall?
Doug: LOL!
Joe: >>
Jason H: LMAO.....wow.....
Jason B: Well, I better be on his wall. He better take down that poster of
that Amy Jo Johnson or else he is toast. As for now. I have a page on
myspace.com
Chico: you and everyone else. That's myspace.com/chairmanchico :-)
Doug: myspace.com/dmota104
Joe: I DON'T HAVE MYSPACE XD. Say Amanda, you aren't related to Dan, are
you?
Jason B: No I am not. And if people say "Show Me Tuna" one more time..I will
knock their lights out.
Doug: LOL!
Chico: Okay, Gordon... Do... your... worst.
Gordon: Chico, you are...Lorenzo Lamas's light pen on Are You Hot
Chico: Again, that's myspace.com/lorenzolamaslightpen.
Joe: <<
Doug: LOL!
So what are you doing now to get your jollies?
Chico: I got a job at university.
Gordon: For what?
Chico: With an anatomy professor. Hi-yooo!
Gordon: Really? I figured you'd be cavorting with Howard Stern
Chico: You're thinking of my twin brother. That's myspace.com/howardsternslightpen.
Doug: LOL!
Don: lol
Joe: Oh my
Jason B: LOL
Chico: How long can we keep this joke up, you think?
Jason H: *shakes head*
Gordon: Ahhh. I see. So have you been seeing Lorenzo around?
Chico: On the TV, mostly. I sent him letters. He never responds... Where'd
you go, Lorenzo... Where'd you go? Shutout, 6-0 Canes lead the series 1-0.
Gordon: Devils will still win the series in 5.
Chico: Haterade
Gordon: Yep.
Joe: Lorenzo probably got his own myspace account and went off into the
sunset
Doug: Carolina Canes... come on over and FACE THE DEVILS!
Joe: That's myspace.com/lorenzoishot
Gordon: Thank you Mr. Light Pen. So what do you got for me?
Chico: Okay, G-Money, you are Maddie Suchard, the future of all game show
fandom.
Jason H: Go Maddie!
Joe: Chibi! XD
Jason B: Yeah!
How would you fare against your parents in a Jeopardy! match?
Gordon: We're just touching all the bases, aren't we?
Chico: Oh yeah.
Gordon: I think that I would do very good, and I think that unlike that punk
Jason Hernandez, I have no problems publicizing my match-up.
Doug: LOL!
Jason H: HEY!
Joe: OHHHHHHHHHHH SNAP!
Jason B: WOW! That's a Suchard for you.
Chico: Yep.
Jason H: Ouch.
Chico: Who knows, maybe it'll happen if they get the J! sim up this year.
IF. Final words for all the kids out there, Maddie?
Gordon: As for how I'd do, I think that I would do very well. It would be
fun, regardless. And to all of the kids out there, stay in school.
Chico: Word. That's Roleplay. And when we return, MY favorite game.. a
recent favorite.. This is 100, stay there.
Joe: woo
(Brought to you by Kenny vs. Spenny vs. Ed vs. Spence. Coming soon to BBC
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