May 1, 2006

Joe M: It had to happen....>_>
Chico: It had to! They were asking for it.
Gordon: Groan
Joe V: lol
Gordon: As a Playstation owner and SONY loyalist, I had nothing to do with the previous ad.
Chico: Hoo boy. Let's not get started with console wars again.
Alex: I am a Sony person too, but not a gamer anymore
Chico: I'm just making jokes.
Gordon: And I'm making presents! Who wants to make them with me?
Joe M: Whoo!
Chico: Yay presents!
Joe V: Presents!
Gordon: If you don't know the deal, I give you subjects and you create presents for them.
Chico: I have my trusty hammer at the ready.
Joe M: So who's our first target?
Gordon: We start with...

Janice Dickinson. She has her own show coming out on Oxygen. What gift can we get her to help her show out?

Joe M: How about a full-page ad in the O magazine?
Gordon: The show, by the way, is a reality show on her own modeling agency. What models should we send for her?
Chico: How about a bout with Oprah for cover rights? Six 3-minute rounds.
Joe V: I'll be the ring announcer!
Gordon: Ooh. I likey. Nothing says love like free publicity.
Chico: How about Adrienne Curry? I mean, Sal Masekela's on E!, and Zach Selwyn's on G4... Wait, I'm getting my GSN people mixed up.
Gordon: Next up...
Joe V: ROFL

We need something for Ryan Seacrest and Paula Abdul. They seem to be fighting the war of words on the talk shows. What can we give them to help kiss and make up?

Chico: How about a... Deal or No Deal home game?
Joe M: Media Blackout
Chico: Nothing gets people together like game night!
Gordon: Next up...

Carlene and Jim LeFevre. you've seen them on I've Got a Secret, and you've also seen them on the National Eating Circuit on ESPN. What can help them with either their media ho career or their eating career?

Joe M: A lifetime supply of Ex-Lax
Joe V: A lifetime supply of antacid would be better.
Chico: A lifetime supply of Phazyme. Eating like that it's going to give you gas.
Joe V: Didn't I just say that?
Chico: Antacid. Different things.
Joe V: Fair enough.
Gordon: The footage of them on IGAS, btw, was from the ESPN series.
Chico: Phazyme is anti-flatulent.
Joe M: We can say that on TV?
Joe V: Sure.
Chico: Oh hell yeah. Who won that ESPN series, BTW?
Gordon: Kobayashi, of course.
Joe V: Better question: who cares? NEXT!
Gordon: Next up...

Playmania. They obviously need some love, after 2 weeks of...what the heck is that. What can we get for them?

Chico: Competent contestants!
Joe M: A budget and a better time slot
Chico: JD can tell you right now, the people on that show aren't the brightest in the bunch.
Joe V: lol I've never even seen it myself.
Gordon: I personally love the contestants who repeat the same answer that the previous contestants have said.
Chico: Basically, it's Mel Peachy making come hither stares and shouting at the camera at the same time. "This is PlayMANIA on GSN LIVE from Los ANgeles."
Joe V: I see.
Gordon: Can we get Mel a competent backdrop set?
Chico: Not on GSN's budget.
Gordon: Next up...

Ford. They are not content with making bizarro commercials on American Idol. They also are creating their own reality show based on designs. What can we give them that will make the show better?

Chico: I defer to Joe, the Pimp My Ride fan.
Joe V: Someone who can design a car that doesn't suck.
Joe M: Lee Iacocca
Joe V: And someone who can design a car engine that doesn't use gasoline and still performs like a normal car.
Gordon: Sounds like a job for The inventor
Chico: And then Simon Cowell will own Ford. That's bloody genius, Gordon.
Joe V: Simon Cowell = teh roXXors. :D
Gordon: I try my best =)
Chico: Last present?
Gordon: Last one...

It's a Kellie Pickler sighting! This time, however, it's not talent based, it's love based, as she's been tied to every male American Idol singer. She needs a boyfriend. Suggestions?

Joe V: Ryan Seacrest. *rimshot*
Joe M: Tenchi Masaki. Yay for old school anime
Joe V: WHOO TENCHI MUYO! A personal favorite of mine. I almost wish I was Tenchi Masaki.
Gordon: What about...Bucky? Since they are probably the only 2 people who understand each other.
Chico: She might drag his intelligence down a few points.
Joe M: That would disrupt the time-space continuum
Joe V: ROFL
Chico: Put her and Jessica Simpson in the same room together... and the room might implode upon itself.
Gordon: We may need the Doctor to unscramble that mess
Chico: That's on a future show. Although I can call on the Tardis any time I want... But not now. We have to go to break.
Gordon: We start the Tardis and get to a new game, after this break from the time/space continuum
Chico: My head a'splode.
Joe V: OoooweeeeoooooooEEEEEEEEEEoooooooo....

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