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April 24, 2006
 Chico: I call trombone.
Jason B: Well, I like Bach Fugues myself.
Chico: *plays "Bad Day" on his trombone*
Jason B: But if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.
Travis: *Pulls out the markers and the red umbrella*
Chico: Thanks, Cogsworth :) Okay, welcome back. We're having a GOOD day on WLTI.
And we're about to have some GOOD Trios here. You all know how this goes, so
let's get to it. First up...
FRANK DeCARO'S TIE, FRANK DeCARO'S DEMEANOR, FRANK DeCARO.
Question.... Who is the Loudest?
Jason B: Decaro himself.
Travis: DeCARO himself.
Alex: Himself, but in a good way
Mike: DeCaro for sure.
Gordon: Decaro. My eyes! My ears!
Chico: He has to be loud. He's on television and the radio. Think about that..
Brain rattler, my friend.
Gordon: Next one...
CELEBRITY COOKING SHOWDOWN, ELLIOTT YAMIN, BILLY BEAN
Question: As of this week coming up, what will be the most out?
Mike: Owwww. Cooking.
Travis: Cooking.
Jason B: Cooking
Chico: Cooking
Joe: Cooking.
Alex: Cooking
Gordon: Elliott will stay on Idol, eh?
Jason B: Yes,
Mike: It's not that. It's that Cooking with Celebrities will never return.
Chico: Yeah, what Mike says.
Gordon: Next?
Chico: Next..
ASHTON KUTCHER, LAURA PREPON, WILMER VALDERRAMA
Question: which That 70s Show alum had the best game show career thus far?
Chico: For the uneducated, Kutcher = Beauty & the Geek. Prepon = Hollywood
Hold'em. Wilmer = Yo Momma
Jason B: Ashton
Gordon: Ashton, in a rout, though Wilmer is looking good
Chico: I'll agree with Gordon on both accounts.
Alex: Prepon because she's hot.
Mike: None of the above. Debra Jo Rupp.
Chico: Mike with the cleverness. And Gordon, say "cash money".
Gordon: Cash money, baby.
Chico: Okay. Next one.
SUITCASE SPOKESMODEL, LINGO CO-HOST, THE DONALD'S WIFE
Chico: Biggest tool?
Gordon: True, but not what we're looking for.
Alex: Aw
Question: Best Career Choice for a Beauty Pageant Winner.
Joe: Suitcase Carrier.
Jason B: Suitcase Carrier
Mike: The Donald's Wife. Your net worth goes up exponentially.
Chico: Lingo Co-Host
Alex: Lingo Co-Host. She makes $40,000 for a few weeks taping. Suitcase
carriers make $400 an episode.
Chico: Jason says she's real nice. And I'd believe him.
Alex: She is extremely nice.
Chico: As much as I rag on her, you can't help but think that she's a real
sweetie.
Mike: I'll find out in two weeks. I always have my digital camera in tow.
Chico: And auto book?
Mike: I might buy an 8x10 off of eBay
Chico: Heh.
Mike: I have a Lingo hat. Maybe I'll have her sign that
Jason B: That's cool.
Chico: I'm thinking about getting one of those. Next...
MICHAEL McDONALD, CARRIE UNDERWOOD, BILLY CORGAN
Jason B: Hmmm....
Alex: If any of you bash Smashing Pumpkins, I'm going to kick your ass.
Chico: No bashing.
Question: their prodigal children are all favored to be top 3. But which one
will NOT make it?
Jason B: Carrie Underwood.
Gordon: Billy Corgan. Chris just doesn't have the fan base and he's not
diversifying himself out to get more of it.
Chico: I'm going to go with... Jason :)
Gordon: Ok. Last one...
CRAPS, CARIBBEAN STUD, THE BIG MONEY WHEEL
Question: None of these games have their own TV show yet. Which one is the
closest to getting one?
Joe: Which one is at Commerce Casino? Just Caribbean Stud. :D
Chico: Regrettably... Caribbean Stud.
Jason B: Stud.
Mike: Even more regrettably, Craps.
Gordon: I think Craps could be a fun game to see
Mike: Craps is fun, if you know all those side bets.
Alex: Craps sadly.
Joe: two words...High Rollers. :-P
Chico: Still going with Stud. Incredibly hard to play. Incredibly hard to win.
And incredibly lameass to boot.
Gordon: I avoid it like the plague in the casinos.
Joe: Frankly, I have no clue how it got into Commerce.
Chico: Someone snuck it round back, mate.
Gordon: Well figure out how to get it OUT of Commerce
Joe: Everyone else would rather play pai-gow poker, baccarat or stupid-9.
:-P
Chico: I think it's time for a break. I'm gooing to go collect nickels for the
slots. You watch this, please.
Chico: And Gordon gets to referee fights (that oughta be fun) after this.
Gordon: When we come back - a new game! ooooh
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