Game Show NewsNet

April 17, 2006

Joe: HUZZAH!
Jason: Oh. My. God.
Chico: Quentin... Tarantino... is.... GOD! Pass me the leg of Nakomis, please. This is wrong on so many levels.
Joe: And yet so right
Gordon: Who wants some George Gibblets? Well, he IS chicken George, you know...
Chico: We know. We know. Okay, we're back, and this is the part of the show I like, where we introduce a world premiere game...
Jason: I like that very much.
Chico: And for your enjoyment, we have.... SNAPS!
Joe: What about snaps as in ginger....?
Jason: Your mama's so big when she sits around the house...she sits around the house!
Chico: Snaps as in pictures, snaps as in captions, snaps as in "WOW! That's (^_^)ing funny!"
Jason: Oh, different kind of SNAPS...no offense to your mom, Chico.
Chico: Yeah,. Besides, those are "dozens". =p
Jason: Excuse my being Caucasian :-)
Chico: Anyway, we show you a picture, and you come up with your best caption for it.
Jason: Ok.
Chico: We all have a laugh.
Joe: Yay for improv! :D
Chico: Lather, rinse, repeat. I have the six snaps right here....
Jason: So noted. Let's get to it.
Chico: First up...

Gordon: I can be all yours...if that price is right.
Jason: "I cant get the point of the sign unstuck from my cheek."
Mike: Alex Trebek: The answer is..."The amount this model owes the doctor each month for her boob job."
Chico: And we'll throw in botox for free.
Joe: "$2999 PLUS Gabrielle Tuite. Deal.....or No Deal?"
Chico: Very nice, panel. How about this one...

Jason: "Oh! That's where I left my bra!"
Mike: What does it mean if there is a one and a lot of zeroes?
Joe: "Waldo? Are you in there?"
Chico: I can't.. seem to get my hair out...
Gordon: In Suitcase #13...$100,000...and a Wardrobe Malfunction.

Chico: This is good stuff, ain't it?
Jason: Very. I like it a lot.
Joe: It's happy.
Jason: Let's see the next one.
Chico: How about this next one..

Mike: Bob: "After the show, come back to my dressing room and we'll try this again. And I won't have my pants on." (OK, that was nasty. Bad Mike. Bad!)
Chico: Bad Mike!
Jason: SPANK!
Gordon: Wait a sec. I think Mike likes it
Jason: He would.
Joe: STOP THIS! BAD FOR BRAIN!
Mike: No comment. Just go on.
Chico: Alrighty. Joe?
Joe: "Bob: All right, all right! Take the damn model! We have 18 more in storage. You can have her."
Chico: Don't make me use my human shield on you...
Gordon: Not only was the contestant trying to find the path to the car, she was also trying to find the path to the bathroom. And Bob was trying to find the path to Rachel's zipper.
Jason: "I am too old for this..." (Shoves Rachel into Rampaging Contestant)
Chico: Alrighty... Next picture!

Joe: "Maybe if I shake my boobs at them and go all "Cuchi Cuchi" like Charo, they'll go away"
Gordon: "And the answer to this puzzle is buried in my cleavage"
Jason: "I am hot, I am British...so how in the hell with boobs like mine did I get stuck with this crappy show?"
Chico: For the last time, no more e-mails asking me for Shandi's phone number!
Mike: "Name all 16 of Jupiter's moons and you'll win $50. Screw it. You guys are just here to see my cleavage."
Gordon: YAY!
Jason: WHoo HOO!

Chico: Scott, how much can we get for this on eBay?
Gordon: Deal Or No Deal Case Button Holder - $10. Not having to ever put a rubber glove on your head again - Priceless.
Jason: "Wow. If the banker wasn't in a good mood before you came on the show, he sure is going to be now. And you owe us $10,000 to fix it."
Mike: "Because you broke an integral part of our set, we're taking back your daughter's pony."
Joe: "All right, who looted my thing of M&M's?!"

Chico: Okay, last one! That last one came from Dave Adams, BTW. Thanks, Dave! This last one comes from... ah, our very own Mike Klauss.
Joe: Does he get a WLTI T-shirt or something?
Mike: It came from me?!
Chico: Trust me.
Mike: They owe me a WLTI t-shirt from GSC4

Gordon: We have special hidden footage of Britain's Low Sperm Count Anonymous Clinic, where this poor man, after seeing his number, was too ashamed to show his face.
Joe: JOHN SMASH!
Mike: "What's in box 21? It's John's head!" (I know that sucks.)
Chico: "This lucky man won the chance to deliver Noel Edmonds' latest wardrobe disaster."
Jason: After making the deal, the producers were stunned to find the head of Gwyneth Paltrow in it."

Chico: Good stuff, gents.
Jason: Thank you.
Chico: There was one picture of Paula and Simon fighting over a Coke... but we'll try to fit it in on a future WLTI... partly because I lost it.
Jason: Boo:-)
Chico: One more break and then the Big Finish. Hang out.
Joe: "I'd like to give the world a Coke, and shove it up its ass..."
Jason: "it's just Coca-Cola, Paula!"

(Brought to you by Celebrity Paintball Showdown... Shoot... you know you want to.)

Jason: Oh yeah.
Gordon: I would prefer Embowelments with the Stars
Joe: We know
Gordon: But speaking of the Celebrities, as we go to THE BIG FINISH....Cooking With Celebrities...Are you watching?
Jason: Nope.
Mike: Never.
Chico: Only because an Iron Chef is involved.
Joe: Probably not
Chico: And even then... I won't enjoy it.
Gordon: I think it could be fun. I'll give the show a shot. Is there any shot that Playmania will get better?
Joe: Not unless they have games that don't insult my intelligence
Jason: I wont watch Playmania
Chico: No. Right now, Jason Hernandez and I just watch it to laugh at. That's... sick, I know.
Gordon: The Rocky Horror Playmania Show?
Chico: Like last night, Top 5 Madonna hits... we were scratching our heads like... "Take a Bow" is number one?!
Gordon: Wha?
Chico: That's what I said.
Joe: Time to MST3K that sucker.
Chico: Oh yeah. Idol: Who gets the Daniel Powter Salute this week?
Jason: Elliott gets the boot and then Ace in 2.
Gordon: Elliott. No one sticks around after 2 straight weeks in the Bottom 3. Watch the crowd pick Ace and then be SHOCKED when Elliott leaves.
Chico: Don't I know it.
Joe: Wishful thinking says Kellie.
Mike: Wow, if she leaves, will she know how to get home?
Chico: Third star on the right and straight on till morning.
Gordon: Use mapquest.com to get to 279 County ro...oh wait, that's my house =)
Mike: Her and Jessica Simpson can split some Chicken of the Sea chicken.
Chico: 100 Mexicanos Dijeron is no longer airing on Telefutura. Thoughts?
Jason: Sad day.
Mike: A darn shame. That is what our Feud should be like.
Joe: Game shows are fun. Telenovelas aren't
Chico: Actually, it was replaced by a movie.
Jason: Even worse.
Gordon: Cinemacrapola
Chico: Telefutura's news operation also apparently folded.
Joe: What the crap?!
Gordon: That's a very bad sign for Telefutura
Jason: Isn't Telefutura under the Univision umbrella?
Mike: It's their sister station, yes.
Jason: Maybe Galavision is a lot more popular than people think.
Chico: Maybe.
Joe: We hope.
Chico: One thing that isn't crapola are our readers, as we get viewer mail!
Jason: MAIL! Whoo-hoo.
Gordon: Yay mail!
Chico: First one is from Brad Hasbrouck. Thanks for writing, Brad!
Joe: It's like Pocky, but in mail form...
Jason: Hey Brad..

TO: WLTI
FROM: Brad Hasbrouck

If "Deal Or No Deal" is picked up in syndication in the Fall 2007, besides Howie Mandel, who do you think should host the daytime syndicated version?

Jason: That's a very good question, Brad.
Joe: I predict our consensus will say Todd Newton.
Jason: Honestly, he is too happy for this game.
Chico: Actually, not really.
Jason: Mark L. Walberg would be a good choice for me.
Chico: Todd doesn't exactly have the drama quotient needed for this game. He's more or less an action star in game shows.
Gordon: I could see Regis coming out of Retirement for this one. Especially if Endemol picks up Millionaire
Joe: I personally say Mark L. He has enough wacky and enough serious in him. I am quite happy to be wrong in my prediction.
Chico: Yeah, as proven by Russian Roulette, he can do both sides of the coin, and that can work in this.
Jason: Mike what do you think?
Gordon: Mike's looking for his pants. OK - I have some mail!
Chico: Yay!
Gordon: This one is from RonnieR1. Thanks Ronnie!

TO: WLTI
FROM: RonnieR1

I love Grandma Pepper in American Idol. Grandma Pepper, let's see what happens this week. I love the website.

Gordon: Grandma Pepper thanks you, Ronnie
Chico: We love Grandma Pepper, too.
Gordon: Next e-mail?
Chico: Heh. This last one is from Brooke Hixon. Thanks, Brooke!
Jason: Hi Brooke
Joe: We dig chicks who write us mail.

TO: WLTI
FROM: Brooke Hixon

Hello. This is Brooke Hixon from Georgia, just wanting to find out what the latest update on Game Show Congress 5 is. I thought by now it would have been posted - all the information, that is. I plan on attending if its still going to happen. I would be grateful if y'all let me know what's happening.

Chico: Why, we'd be honored, Brooke. GSC5 is July 13-16 at the Burbank Airport Hilton. To register, go to gameshowcongress.com We have it linked from our page. A lot of stuff packed into four days. We have screenings, Game Show Tournament III, The Legends Luncheon, the awards show, WLTI Live, The Smartypants tournament, etc...
Jason: Don't forget Friday Night--What's My Line---Live! With J Keith Van Straaten.
Chico: Who's actually a very cool cat. As are all the Geeks.
Gordon: Tic Tac Dough presentation with Thom McKee and Wink Martindale.
Joe: Aren't there some field trips, too?
Gordon: Not to mention our annual pilgrimage to The Price is Right.
Chico: We like to get the line moving.
Jason: Last year, Mary Bailey got on.
Chico: We're also including stopovers at Disneyland and... well, somewhere..
Gordon: We will be planning for more shows as well, once we see how the Summer schedules line up.
Chico: Got it. That's basically how it's going to go down for one week in the summer. And the best part.. you're among friends. Once again, that address is gameshowcongress.com. And that's it for the mail.
Gordon: But if you want to continue the streak of the mail, please e-mail us at wlti@gameshownewsnet.com
Joe: We want this mail streak to last longer than Jimmy Rollins' hit streak.
Gordon: Or at least Michael Copon's hit streak.
Chico: Once again, thanks to Mike Klauss... Jason Block... and Joe Mello...One more bit before we wrap. Kim Lewis.. contestant on On the Cover & Russian Roulette... good friend of the site. Just got engaged. Mucho congrats. :-)
Joe: Yay
Jason: yay
Gordon: Yay
Chico: Yay! Okay.. for Mike, Joe, Jason, Gordon & everyone at Game Show Newsnet, I'm Chico Alexander... Happy Passover... Happy Easter... and as always... spread the love :-)
Joe: Well, this one's about over, isn't it? Happy 56th B-Day, Mom!
Chico: ... happy 56th birthday, Joe's mom.
Jason: Agreed.
Gordon: Yay!