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 Chico:
Everyone wins.
Gordon: Yay! Welcome back to WLTI. Thanks for being a part of our week and
allowing our week to be a part of you.
Chico: Now we're going to part for a vacation of sorts.
Gordon: The SUmmer ies nearing it's end. That means we have a limited amount of
time to hangout on a deserted island.
Chico: And it's in the shape of an hourglass!
Gordon: Groovy. We have people that we'd like to send there for the summer - and
have them stay through the winter.
Chico: I got a few select ones...
Gordon: Start us off then
Big Brother's house of love... you have your pick of the lot. You can send one,
two, or all 16.
Gordon: I'm sending all of them except Candice and Howard
Chico: Cool beans. Send them a tape of themselves being... themselves... on an
endless loop.
Gordon: That was easy. next one...
Summer Camp or Capture? They both suck.
Chico: Summer Camp. Can we get Matt Rogers a job where he can shine?
Gordon: Apparently not, which is a shame. We get Summer Camp all year around.
Chico: Next one...
We need some sexy on the island... The Top Models or the Heroes of Cosplay?
Gordon: I have to go with Cosplay. I think they need an island to live through
their dreams.
Chico: Hunger Games style! And since the BB kids are on the island, it works!
Gordon: I sense a theme coming, Next one...
The kids on Rachel Vs. Guy or the Kids on Masterchef Jr.? We love kids here...
Chico: Wow. Good one... Can we keep the kids and just send Rachael & Guy?
Because the kids have potential
Gordon: Judges?
(DING)
Gordon: I'll allow it.
Chico: Nice.
Gordon: Next one?
Chico: Next up...
Ja'Nel Witt or Fat Joe... call it a rehab assignment.
Gordon: Fat Joe is just stupid. Ja'Nel needs to go to island rehab.
Chico: They're both really stupid, if you ask me. But it takes a special kind of
stupid to forfeit a winning opportunity. Ja'Nel.
Gordon: Last one...
Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus. Just because.
Chico: YES. :-)
Gorodn: waiting...
Chico: Oh, i have to choose one, don't I?
Gordon: Yes you do
Chico: They're both total tools, but Justin's a stupid tool. Send him. Miley...
she's just being this generation's Madonna.
Gordon: So to sum this up...
Welcome to Hourglass Island! It's Game Show Summer Camp, choroegraphed by the
heroes of Cosplay, and starring the Big Brother Cast as the Singing Whammy
Choir, Rachel and Guy as Mr. and Mrs. Yuck from Super Market Sweep, Ja'Nel Witt
as Cyber Lucy and Justin Bieber as Zero Kazama's assistant at the Sixteenth
Chapel. Elissa is your tour guide.
Chico: Throw in parasailing and that's a vacation right there!
Gordon: It's Worth Whaaaaaaat?
Chico: We'll find out after a break. next up. 31 shows this fall. We're going
over 11 of them next!
Gordon: Stay tuned!
(Brought to you by The Billion Second Quiz. You can sit for 11 days straight...
Try 32 years.)
 Gordon:
That's a long time.
Chico: That's like one Chico lifetime. Welcome back. We're almost ready to wind
down this season. So you know what happens next...
(hamsters wheel in Super Toilet)
Gordon: I see a Super Toilet.
Chico: Yep. It's Push or Flush time!
Gordon: YAY! What do we got?
Chico: We've got this..
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FAMILY GAME NIGHT
Hub - 7p ET Sundays |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
PUSH |
| PUSH |
PASTRY |
Gordon: I don't like it as much as the rest of the group does, but it is a solid
hour of gaming goodnewss. Pastry.
Chico: I like it a lot. And it seems like the new format is easy on the eyes.
So... PUSH
Gordon: Next?
Chico: Next...
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THE GREAT FOOD TRUCK RACE
Food - 9p ET Sundays |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
PUSH |
| PUSH |
PUSH |
Gordon: Now this one I like. PUSH
Chico: Indeed. And anyone who can appreciate a good food truck will like it.
PUSH (Fanfare)
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HEROES OF COSPLAY
Syfy - 10p ET Tuesday |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
PASTRY |
| PASTRY |
JIGGLE |
Chico: Who wants to be the next big cosplayer? Eh... Good for the Dragon*con
crowd. Me? Pastry.
Gordon: I'm waiting for the ZONk or Whammy Cosplay. Jiggle.
Chico: I still have my 11th Doctor costume, by the way.
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MATCH GAME
Comedy Network - 8:30p ET Weeknight |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
PUSH |
| PUSH |
PUSH |
Chico: And to be clear, this is Comedy Network, not Comedy Central.
Gordon: Solid for Season 1. I want them to raise the bar for season 2. Still
worth a PUSH though
Chico: They'll raise the bar, alright. I wonder who they'll end up getting for
the seat 1 American this season. BLANK! I mean, PUSH!
Gordon: (FANFARE)
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WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE
Syn - Weekdays |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
PASTRY |
| PASTRY |
PASTRY |
Chico: You know... I think Cedric will be... acceptable. PASTRY.
Gordon: He's very solid. My only question becaomes how much of him is on the
editing floor. Definnitely worth a look. Pastry.
Chico: Indeed. And folks... give him a chance.
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ABBY'S ULTIMATE DANCE COMPETITION
Lifetime - 9p ET Tuesday |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
PASTRY |
| FLUSH |
FLUSH |
Chico: Why.
Gordon: B- Double O - T - no. FLUSH
Chico: Abby needs to ... I don't know. FLUSH. ONE!
Gordon: TWO!
Chico: THREE! PLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNGE!
Gordon: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Chico: And the aroma for the day... Cinnabon!
Gordon: Is that a special ingrediient?
Chico: Yup.
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THE ULTIMATE FIGHTER: TEAM TATE VS.
TEAM ROUSEY
FS1 - 10p ET Wednesdays |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
PASTRY |
| PUSH |
JIGGLE |
Chico: This is the show the franchise needs. This is the show Fox Sports 1
needs. PUSH!
Gordon: I'm not sure if the audience is ready for woman on woman violence.
jiggle.
Chico: No, they're just coaches. If anything, it's woman-on-MAN violence.
Gordon: Meh. Next one?
Chico: Next...
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CUPCAKE WARS
Food - 8p ET Saturdays |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
PASTRY |
| PASTRY |
PASTRY |
Gordon: This is always a fun show. Pastry.
Chico: That's usually the kiss of death, but this is a niche show on a niche
network. Pastry
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RACHAEL VS. GUY: KIDS' COOK-OFF
Food - September 8 |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
PASTRY |
| PASTRY |
PASTRY |
Chico: See above. Pastry.
Gordon: Not into kids cooking...and being eliminated. And the crying
afterwards. Jiggle.
Chico: Dear god, the crying.
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LET'S ASK AMERICA
Syn - September 9 |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
PASTRY |
| PASTRY |
PASTRY |
Gordon: It's a fun polling show. Pastry.
Chico: Great show, but damn it it needs CLEARANCE! Without the clearance, it can
only get a pastry from me. It needs to get the clearance if it's to go anywhere.
Otherwise, sophomore slump. And finally...
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THE MILLION SECOND QUIZ
NBC - September 9 |
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CHICO |
GORDON |
PASTRY |
| PASTRY |
PASTRY |
Gordon: Ok, I have to be honest here. As a contestant, this looks awesome and
fun. That being said, the rules are way too vague for me to know what I think,
so this is an incomplete pastry.
Chico: I'll have to agree. This is one we're going to keep a close eye on and a
close watch on. But it's going to take more than Ryan Seacrest, an epic set, and
an unheard of concept in order to sell it to America. Pastry
Gordon: Visually it looks impressive. Let's see if they can deliver the goods.
Chico: Right. And we're going to deliver the final Speed Round of season 33
right after this.
(Brought to you by Let's Ask Kazakhstan. What goes on in the
mind of Sacha Baron Cohen? We ask the citizens of his own country. Expect the
unexpected.)
Chico: Is NICE
Gordon: Yah. jhust watch out for strange men in Speedos.
Chico: CAN'T UNSEE! CAN'T UNSEE!
Gordon: I bet you want to see a Speed Round
Chico: I bet you're right. And it starts... NOW!
Gordon: Millionaire: how does Cedric do for week 1?
Chico: I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. AGT: One finalist.
Gordon: Braden James
Chico: American Military Spouses Choir.
Gordon: Big Brother: Does Elissa go bye bye?
Chico: Nope. I'm going to go with Amanda on this.
Gordon: Bye bye Amanda. Hello mail?
Chico: Hello... and goodbye. No mail.
Gordon: I happen to have some.
Chico: Let's hear it
Gordon: This is from Aaron Stamboulieh. Thanks, Aaron!
VIEWER MAIL |
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Aaron Stamboulieh
Hi I was wondering if you have any info regarding the scheduling of the new
season of Millionaire. I see for the first time both daily episodes will be new,
but are they using a double-run format like Feud, where you can watch only the
first episode a day and eventually see the whole season, or does the second
episode of the day continue from the first? |
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Chico: Well, Gordon... Traditionally, you had gotten the new season's episode
first, then a replay of the season prior.
Gordon: A ha. Well thats going to be hard this time, due to the change of shosts.
So I'm going to say Double Run?
Chico: Yep. I'm getting a double run.
Gordon: There you go. Thanks Aaron! If you want to send email, where's it going
to go?
Chico: wlti@gameshownewsnet.com Or if you're on the Facebook and the Twitter...
well, so are we. So there. Nyah.
Gordon: And that's it for this week. Special thanks to no one in particular,
since it's just Chico and me today.
Chico: That's going to do it for the season. Thanks for the company, Gordon!
Gordon: Thanks for having me.
Chico: We thank you for reading. Next week, a review, five more questions, and
Cedric the Entertainer.
Gordon: Sounds good. For Chico, this is Gordon saying Game Over and Spread the
Love.
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