While your DVR was conking out at
the beginning of an episode being recorded... Chico's DVR...
Peyton Manning was losing a dance-off on Bleacher Report. After we
Rapid Refresh without a Rory Scovel (who was supposed to be here,
but isn't), we get into a #HashtagWars of... #SexyBaseball
(C-Note: Touch'em All on CLW83.com). Morgan leads with 800 to
Chad's 700 and Jay's 500.
In act 2, we have That's Fixed Up (Thereifixedit
from Cheezburger.com) and Thumbnail'd It: Celebrity Edition
(complete with the
Schwarzenegger energy drink commercial). Tonight's Live
Challenge: Missed Saigon. Kotaku captured a Vietnamese news anchor
who forgot to put his phone on silent. What did the person on the
other end say? Jay gets the points for this: Dude, WTF, this chick
is still breathing! I gotta get her out of my trunk, the wife sent
me on a Costco run. We're still on for Scandal tonight, right?
Hide Yo Kids, Hide Yo Wifi round us
out with creative wifi names. And a close battle ends with Morgan
leaves just 300 shy of the lead. RED LIGHT!
FTW: World Wide Interweb posted
this ad: "200 PLAYBOY MAGAZINES & other Adult Magazines, will
trade for guns." Please respond as an interested gun owner. The
winner... hands down, "Hey Gus, it's Dwight from 2 trailers down.
How 'bout this: all of my guns for half those magazines, your Dale
Earnhardt Sr. shower curtain and that titty coffee mug. I'll even
throw in a handjob from your sister." Winner... CHAD!
Remember, today's funny...
tomorrow's source material. Keep the game going with #SexyBaseball