It was a big day all around. Not
only was it opening day at the 44th annual Somic Con in San Diego,
it wwas also Batman's 75th anniversary! After the players decide
to bag on the 75 year old Caped Crusader. We refresh the rest of
the day's goings on... rapidly. Tonight's #HashtagWars: to
celebrate Preview Night of Comic-Con, here's #ComicConBands. Jonah
& Emily are tied with 600 to Kumail's 500.
Next up, Amazon Book Fair: Graphic
Novel Edition and #FML or #YOLO: Comic-Con Edition. Tonight's Live
Challenge: Mustard Gas. Killzone: Shadowfall has some new DLC for
the PlayStation 4. The ability... farting on your opponents. So
write a letter as a farting soldier. Emily's letter gets her 1000.
The letter... "Dear Mom & Dad, We are running low on supplies.
Please send broccoli & black coffee. If there's 1 thing I've
learned here, it's that war is silent, but deadly."
To decide our finalists, we have
Cringeworthy: Comic-Con Edition. And after being tied for the
lead, Emily is now in third all by herself, separating her and her
FTW: Harrison Ford has no idea he's
at Comic-Con. Write a review of San Diego during this holiest of
days as a vacation couple that, like Harrison Ford, hasn't a clue
as to what's going on. The winning TripAdvisor review: "Very
confusing. The hotel gave us a Xena Warrior Princess Flashlight,
but they spelled it with an "E" and we couldn't get it to light.
Ran into Superman, turns out his 2nd gretest weakness is pollen. 2
Stars. Wait, I just figured out the flashlight. 5 Stars." That
belongs to Kumail, who avenges his wife as the funniest person on
the internet for the next 23.5 hours!
Remember, today's funny becomes
tomorrow's source material. Follow the game online @midnight. Now
stay tuned, because the Meltdown starts.... right now!