Episode 33.11 - Killer Summer
August 26

Chico: Welcome back to WLTI. Thanks for being a part of our week and allowing us to be a part of yours. He's Gordon. I'm Chico. We're like the game show world's answer to Jay Onrait and Dan O'Toole, only better looking and not as Canadian.
Gordon: And I see a video of a sunrise and a crying baby.
Chico: It looks like a shrieking baby for some reason
Gordon: Well, it's a video because we have a new game. It's called...

Gordon: And It's shrieking because I came up with this idea. If you remember our game 'Snaps', we come up withg capotions of pictures. Well now, we come up with captions for videos. Are you ready sir?
Chico: Ah. It's Rifftrax. The Game. Okay. Fire away.
Gordon: We start with this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k32iJzsDrTI

Gordon: I think Nick Cannon should have caned the act.
Chico: In the end, Leon did do something that no other magician has ever done on America's Got Talent... botch a magic trick so blatantly.
Gordon: And yet, they are the wild card act. Please explain.
Chico: Howard Stern didn't want another singer. Or Dancer. Or Comic. Or you know... someone, GOOD. He wanted to hit that buzzer again
Gordon: Apparently. I bet he'd hit the buzzer on the next thing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=honUT1xxUtk

Chico: Let the record show that TMZ guy took my joke at 0:09. Big Brother is warning the houseguests that such behavior will not be tolerated. McCrae responded by calling Big Brother just a stupid VO, what the hell does he know?
Gordon: What the guests don't know is that America has retaliated by bringing the cast of Dead Set into the aiudience.



Chico: That's gonna make for some GOOD TELEVISION! Hey, there's a name for your production company, G. "Good Television".
Gordon: ...Sure. Next one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd_AdCuOrRA

Chico: I've always wanted to turn a woman into a stalk of garlic. The one challenge I want to see? Someone turn Mackenzie Westmore into a real girl.
Gordon: I'm waiting for the episode where they can give Miley Cyrus a brain.
Chico: You'll be waiting a long time, friend of friends.
Gordon: True. next one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-myihze5Szs

Chico: The plant went across town afterwards to feast on Drew Carey.
Gordon: This is where we're sending the Big Brother jurors after the show.
Chico: You sure you want to do that? I mean... what if Audrey picks up some bad habits?
Gordon: You want to really reintroduce them to society?
Chico: ... only to see the reaction, G. Only... to see... the reaction. Next?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kLZg8yuFo8

Chico: *wearing a mask of Governor Pat McCrory* ... What?
Gordon: HI! Im the coach of the University of North Carolina Football team!
Chico: Larry Fedora was SEC before he defected. You SURE you want to go there?
Gordon: He'll want to go back after they get trounced by South Carolina this week.
Chico: You're really hoping for that aren't you?
Gordon: I am. And Jadeveon will help me get it.
Chico: Heh. His name is Clowney.
Gordon: Last one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XEaHw_BoI0

Chico: She sure knows a lot about food that'll kill you And the amount that she's smiling, it's like she knows something... o_O
Gordon: She ate a lot of beans before the podcast.
Chico: Gross.
Gordon: And thats our new game. how do you like it?
Chico: Nice. Play us to break, Cris. Vs. is NEXT!

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Gordon: Welcme back. And now, because it's the beginning of the football season, and because we're always at each other's throats, it's Vs. Chico, what do we got?
Chico: I've got six choices. You defend... your choice. First up...

Best use of a hidden camera...
Theo Von on "Deal With It"		Jeff Dye on "Money from Strangers"

Chico: Two words... NEW YORK. That should give it to Jeff right there. You can either be quietly tolerated or threatened with police action. With Theo, it's more like... well, have you seen "Totally Clueless?"
Gordon: (shrugs). Im going off theboard and saying Joe Rogan with Game SHow in My Head. The first 'I tell you what to do' hidden camera show.
Chico: Fair point. It just got a crappy audience share because it wasn't networked well.
Gordon: Next one...

More lucrative career...
Male Models on The Price is Right		Male Models on America's Next Top Model

Chico: TPIR. ANTM guys are just looking at a springboard to an acting career. Too bad Hollywood doesn't work like that... except for that one who went on to play the Yellow Ranger. Good on her.
Gordon: Im going to say ANTM. There's nowhere really to go from Price. We know the ANTM winners get modelling deals, When the ANTM guys realize they aren't going to be acting, they'll sign model contracts. Next one?
Chico: Next one...

Better fit?
Brooke Burns on "Hair Spectacular"		Brooke Burns on "The Chase"

Gordon: Believe it or not, Hair Spectacular. She doesn't have that pacing down on The Chase.
Chico: Not really. I blame five hour tape days. That and she didn't really have a flair for a hard quiz, and believe you me, The Chase is as hard a quiz as it gets. She'll get there, but for now... Hair Spectacular can afford that sort of... je ne sais quoi.
Gordon: No split ends.
Chico: I see what you did there.
Gordon: Next one...

Which judges' choice gets further?
Anna Christine		John Wing

Chico: You really want to know?
Gordon: No. I'm asking the question for no reason.
Chico: A glut of good singers is going to split the vote among them, leaving Anna out to dry. On the other hand, you only have Taylor Williamson and John Wing. He's going to get further.
Gordon: I'll go with John, or even off the board with Taylor before going with Anna. Next one?
Chico: Next one...

Just... pick one.
The Whodunnit killer		The Mole

Gordon: The Killer. Much more entertaining show. They just need to add the whodunnit part to the next season.
Chico: Of course. And it has to be a lot cleaner than it was. At least from a production stanpoint. Thanks for making the playalong useless, ABC.
Gordon: Last one...

More likely to be the next Bachelorette?
A Kardashian		A Lohan

Chico: A Kardashian, and I will give you a name... Kendall Jenner.
Gordon: That would work. It's the best way to stay in the limelight.
Chico: Because, you know, the reality show, and the other reality show and the talk show... just doesn't pay the bill, doesn't it?
Gordon: They don't care about that. They are media hoes. Watch this media break...now!
Chico: (plays Luda again)

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Chico: And if she denies it?
Gordon: Have her join the Donald
Chico: Great. Then they can host the Speed Round. Of course, they would only talk about themselves... so WE'RE GOING TO DO IT.
Gordon: And we start that,...now. AGT - Give me a finalist
Chico: Finalist... Forte.
Gordon: Finalist: Cami Bradley
Chico: Big Brother... is it Aaryn time?
Gordon: Bye bye Aaryn. Top Chef Masters: WHo's gone next?
Chico: Jennifer "No Relation to Adam" Jasinski... Rickeywilliamsemporium.
Gordon: Bye. Any email?
Chico: Nope. But you can send us some. wlti@gameshownewsnet.com. Shoot us a line. Follow us on Facebook and Twitter too. Special thanks to... You... for being you.
Gordon: Nice. nd that ends the show.
Chico: Next week, the season ends with another magic quiz adventure in New York.
Chico: Plus we ask Five Good Questions of the folks at 33. Y'all know.
Gordon: And I'll be there with the play by play. Until next time, this is Gordon Pepper saying Game Over and Spread the Love.