Episode
4.23 - Boss & Employee
July 28
Today, for one day only, your greatest
enemy in the office is your teammate as work-a-day joes and jills take
their bosses to the Big Balls. Time to punch in.
THE QUALIFIER
Tonight, the Qualifier consists of...
- The Caterpillar Crossing... It'll knock you on the butterfly.
- Drivers' Ed... Three steering wheels with triple airbags.
- The Big Balls... A brand new Motivator this season is made up of...
Big Balls.
- The Jiggle-Lator... Two bridges and one chasm of death.
- The Double Barrel... a double wheel consisting today of... baked
goods.
We start, as always, with 12 teams. The
six teams with the best times make it to the next stage.
ADVANCING TO ROUND 2
- Marcus Huntley & Sara Yin
- Jay Isbell & Steven Woods
- Rob Tesdahl & Matt Davies
- Ryan Ash & Edgar Lai
- Megan Amaya & Sivan Vardi
- Sean Monahan & Patrick McIntyre
TOTAL CARNAGE
The six remaining teams will start on an
pedestal 10
feet above the water and do their damnedest to avoid three orbiting
rings and a multidimensional crankshaft sweeper arm. They'll have to
dodge both in order to get to the finish line. First three teams will win a trip
to the next stage.
ADVANCING TO ROUND 3
- Jay Isbell & Steven Woods
- Ryan Ash & Edgar Lai
- Sean Monahan & Patrick McIntyre
WIPEOUT 500
Run in two heats, the course features
Street Sweepers, the Spinnerchange, Stuttering Straightaways, and the
finish line. Oh yeah, and they all have to dodge the pit crew on the
side. We'll play two rounds, and the winners move on to the
Wipeout Zone.
ADVANCING TO THE WIPEOUT ZONE
- Ryan Ash & Edgar Lai
- Sean Monahan & Patrick McIntyre
But due to an injury in the Wipeout 500,
x-ray boss Ryan will not compete, meaning that Edgar is automatically
eliminated with him. That means taking their place... Jay & Steven.
THE WIPEOUT ZONE
It's the moment you've been waiting for.
Only one thing stands between our players and $50,000... A BRAND NEW
WIPEOUT ZONE!
- The Towering Flume of Doom
- The Iron Mazen
- The Axle of Evil
- The Great Wall of Fall
There's a check in the amount of $50,000
American cash money waiting for the team with the fastest total time.
First up, maestros of comedy employee
Patrick is first. Added incentive if they win... Patrick gets to be boss
for a day. He is flawless through the Iron Mazen and the Axle of Evil.
After one fall on the Great Wall, he nails a time of 6:56.
Pressure on the shock jocks to put up or
shut up. First is boss Jay... who decides to put up. His time... 8:28.
One extra wipeout putting his team behind by a slim margin.
Next is Sean. He picks up where Patrick
left off. Patrick... wipes out on the Iron Mazen. Twice. Next up, the
Axle of Evil... He finally finishes with a time of 28:04.
That gives Steven Woods some 20 minutes
to finish the Wipeout Zone to win. He does it in... Actually, he doesn't
do it. He quits... and the MAESTROS OF COMEDY SEAN MONAHAN & PATRICK
MCINTYRE ARE EMPLOYEES OF THE WEEK WITH $50,000!
More obstacles and more wipeouts next
time. Good night... and Big Balls.
To view this episode in its entirety or to apply to be a contestant on
"Wipeout", go to abc.com/wipeout
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