April 3, 2005

Chico: Exterminate...Exterminate...Exterminate...Exterminate...
Gordon: We are back, and while Im trying to find my Tissue Compression Eliminator, we have a fun little game for you. Do you all remember last week's Catch Phrase discussion?
Mike: Somewhat, yes
Gordon: Well this week's game, Who's Your Daddy, will be all about that as we measure up the Catch Phrases. Sounds fun?
Mike: Ah yes, sounds fun indeed.
Jason: Can't wait.
Chico: Let's go!
Gordon: But there's a little catch to this one. Chico, why don't you tell them what the surprise is?
Chico: The surprise is... It's the Deal or No Deal version!
Mike: Oooh!
Chico: We have 26 phrases held by 26 beautiful models. Hello, ladies.
Ladies: "Hello, Howie."
Chico: Uhh... It's Chico.
Mike: You both have the baldness going well.
Gordon: Let's start with...

Instant Bargain! (Sale of the Century)

Chico: I can dig that. Next up is....

Is That Your Final Answer? (Millionaire)

Jason: Above Instant Bargain
Gordon: Next up...

You've been Klunked (Treasure Hunt)

Mike: Below Instant Bargain
Chico: Meet the Klunks.
Jason: Below Instant Bargain
Gordon: No love for the Klunks?
Chico: Next....

"The tribe has spoken." (Survivor)

Gordon: Over Instant Bargain
Mike: Works for me.
Chico: I like it.
Jason: Yup.
Chico: Next?
Gordon: Next...

A Perfect Score of 30! (Puttin' on the Hits)

Chico: Below klunk.
Mike: Bottom. Way bottom.
Jason: Below Klunk
Gordon: Is that the penny case?
Chico: ... Maybe a dollar.
Chico: Next...

"On your mark... Get set... GO!" (Double Dare)

Jason: Above Klunk
Mike: Below IB, above Klunk
Gordon: agreed
Gordon: Next up -

The Gauntlet of Villains! (Whew!)

Chico: Above tribe. We heart Whew!.
Gordon: Above Tribe? I know you like Whew, but it's not THAT popular. Below Klunki
Jason: No...below tribe
Mike: I want it on top. Realistically, above Klunk.
Chico: Try doing the math there, dude.
Gordon: Next?
Chico: I'm getting a headache, Bill.  Who's ready for this...

"No match, board goes back." (Concentration)

Jason: Below GOV
Gordon: Below the Gauntlet? What sort of Concentration fan are you?
Jason: I am a big one, but the phrase isn't that hot.
Chico: ... yeah, waht Mike said.
Mike: Below Is That Your Final Answer
Gordon: Next up...

The Actual Retail Price is... (The Price is Right)

Chico: Top of the world, ma
Jason: Above ITYFA
Gordon: Yah
Chico: Next... oh, you're going to love this... ... Jason I may need help here..

"En Trato Hecho... (Trato Hecho)...

Jason: Jamas des Hecho"
Chico: Thank you.
Gordon: Good, but not great. Under On Your Marks, Get Set, Go.
Jason: That's sound about right.
Chico: I agree.
Mike: I'd put it below YBK, But what do I know?
Gordon: Next one...

Id Like to Buy a Vowel...really, I would (Wheel of Fortune)

Jason: Below Actual Retail Price
Mike: 2nd position, below ARP
Chico: Agree.
Gordon: Next?
Chico: I got a good one...

Chico: "Here is your first subject. Go!" (Pyramid)

Jason: 3rd position
Mike: 4th
Gordon: Id put it in second
Chico: I'll go with 3rd.
Gordon: That's a nice and neat average
Chico: Niceness... Neatness.
Gordon: Next one.

You...are in the Bottom three. (American Idol)

Chico: Above tribe.
Gordon: agreed
Mike: I know what you guys will say but I'm sticking to my guns on this
one. Below IB.
Jason: below tibe.
Jason: tribe
Gordon: again, another nice average
Chico: another neat little average.
Gordon: And we're only at the halfway mark
Chico: I'd be remiss if I didn't throw in...

"Do you feel the need for greed" (Greed)

Gordon: I feel a need to put it over No Match, Board Goes Back
Mike: I'm putting it below IB due to its lack of longevity
Chico: below tribe.
Jason: below bottom three
Mike: Good phrase but unnecessarily short life.
Gordon: Averages out this way... Next one...

Slide it, Earl! (Match Game)

Jason: above No Match
Mike: That works for me
Chico: I agree
Gordon: Match Game...and No match. Right next to each other. Poetic, eh?
Chico: Here's one for you...

"Allez cuisine!" (Iron Chef)

Jason: Below Greed
Gordon: Eh. Under Instant Bargain
Chico: under no match.
Mike: Chico will not like me for this one. Below Gauntlet.
Chico: And you suck, Mike.
Mike: I expected that reaction.
Gordon: Next...

Sorry, You are Not Hot (Are You Hot?)

Mike: Absolute bottom.
Jason: Bottom
Chico: Penny case
Gordon: That was quick.
Gordon: Next?
Chico: How about, I don't know... something good. Like, for example...

"Joker... Joker... JOKER!" (The Joker's Wild)

Gordon: That's Good. Over Slide it Earl.
Chico: Over slide it earl.
Jason: Under Slide It Earl
Gordon: Next one...And I don't mean this, so don't take it personally.

You're Fired. (The Apprentice)

Jason: Under Slide It Earl
Mike: Above Tribe Has Spoken.
Chico: .... what J said.
Gordon: I have to go top, here. We use it all the time, so under The Actual
Retail Price is. The average is...
Mike: If it's above Joker... Joker... JOKER!, that's outright blasphemy. *collapses*
Jason: Blame Gordon for that one.
Gordon: Yay!
Mike: Done
Gordon: Haterade Me. Next one?
Gordon: You got the next one, Chico

You ARE the Weakest Link, Goodbye. (The Weakest Link)

Mike: I've been waiting for that one. Below Joker... Joker... JOKER!.
Jason: Below Instant Bargain
Gordon: Below Instant Bargain due to lack of Longevity
Mike: It was a catch phrase before a single show aired. That's YUUUUUGE.
Chico: Above fired.
Jason: Almost there.
Gordon: 6 left to go. Next?

You have to phrase your answer in the form of a question (Jeopardy!)

Jason: 3rd from the top
Chico: above vowel.
Mike: Put that one on the big board. Ha. I agree with Jason, 3rd one.
Gordon: 3rd sounds right
Chico: Next is...

Survey says! (Family Feud)

Gordon: Survey Says....#1 answer!
Jason: 4th from the top
Gordon: #1 Answer!
Chico: Number one!
Mike: 5th
Chico: So it ends up... third. Next!

The Wager...of Death! (Street Smarts)

Chico: Classic.
Mike: Above Allez Cuisine. Great, I pissed off Chico again.
Chico: I don't piss easily.
Jason: Below Cuisine
Chico: You know that. Under tribe.
Gordon: I'll do the honors, Mike - Below En Trato Hecho, Jamas Des Hecho
Chico: You suck, Pepper.
Gordon: 3 left to go. Next one?
Chico: We have to add this one...

"Deal.... or no deal." (Deal or No Deal)

Gordon: New, or it would be higher. Oover Joker... Joker... JOKER!
Mike: Oooh...just above Weakest Link.
Jason: Above Your Fired
Gordon: Chairman?
Chico: above fired.
Gordon: Last one for me...and I saved my favorite for last...
Mike: I think I know what it is...

Big Bucks, No Whammies...Stop! (Press Your Luck)

Mike: ...yup.
Jason: 4th from the top
Mike: Below Form of a Question
Gordon: 1st, of course
Mike: 5th from the top
Chico: Third.
Gordon: Last one?
Chico: And finally....

"I'm sorry, the correct answer is GET OUT." (Cash Cab)

Gordon: Cute, but outclassed...under Gauntlet of Villains
Jason: Below Wager of Death
Mike: In the grand scheme of things, I have to put this one below Klunk.
Chico: below Wager. So your final lineup in Spiel or No Spiel is...

Chico: You think we missed something, send it in. The best ones will be featured in a future WLTI.
Mike: I got a few, but I'll save them for later.
Chico: Good one. I also got a few...But again, I'll save them for later.
Gordon: We can revisit this one at a later date.
Chico: Remember the e-mail address: wlti@gameshownewsnet.com
Jason: I think this was awesome.
Chico: Next up, the kids love Roleplay. We'll be back.

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