Episode 31.12 - The Episode
That Wouldn't Die
December 10
Gordon: Welcome back to the WLTI. Before we get Chico therapy, we will
play some games. What are we starting with?
Chico: First up, we're going to play a little Now How Much Would You
Pay? Ready?
Gordon: We'll give you a product and a price and you tell us just that. Starting with...
The X-Factor Season 2 CD. Price: $19.95. How much would you pay?
Chico: $7. Because about a third of the acts are actually worth stuff.
Gordon: $7 sounds about right. Next one?
Chico: Next one...
Jeopardy! and Wheel for $60 for your PS3 or Xbox.
Gordon: I can usually get it for $20 in a few months. I'll wait for it.
Chico: Sounds like an idea. But for what it's worth, it's worth the
$60. I'd pay the $20, but it's worth the $60.
Gordon: It is worth it.
Chico: Next?
Gordon: Next one...
How to Cook like a Top Chef Cookbook. Price: $29.99 How much
would yuou pay?
Chico: It's a decent little weapon to have. I'd get it like-new for
$20.
Gordon: It has secrets from the Top Chef Masters. I'd pay the full $29.99
for it. Next one?
Chico: Next one...
One of Drew Carey's favorite things... a 2013 Mini Cooper.
Chico: Would you pay $23,395?
Gordon: um...no. I'll pay $16,000 for it.
Chico: That's about right. It's a good car. But ... yeah, too rich for
me.
Gordon: Too much. But Chico...maybe you want this.
Lip Sync For your Life T-Shirt from RuPaul's Drag Race. Price:
$15.00. how much would you pay?
Chico: $5. And I'd get it signed and framed.
Gordon: I'd pay $10 for it. That's a usual T-Shirt price in NYC. Last
one?
Chico: Last one!
AGT Live coming to my neck of the woods...
Chico: Light shows, singers, and dogs... and if you act now... because
we can't do this all day... you can audition for the show. Cheap seats: $41. GOOD seats: $76.
Gordon: If this was 2 seasons ago, with The Slhouettes, Landau Eugene
Murphy, et al. I'd pay the full $41. This past season - I'll wait to get them at
TKTS at half price the day of the show.
Chico: Nice
Gordon: How much would you pay?
Chico: Half sounds about right. I'll make it up in the million you'll pay me, NBC.
Gordon: Chico's talent is...bringing us to break.
Chico: coming up next, Gordon gets to pull out an oldie but a goodie,
but first, watch this, please.
(Brought to you by the Game Show Halftime
Show. At the stands during a blowout game? No problem! We'll come out and you
can play a game show! You'll feel better about yourself in the morning - and
you'll make the Arizona Cardinal fans feel better about themselves too.)
Chico: And they need to feel better about themselves. 54 to zero? REALLY?
Gordon: ...Yeowch. But this will feel better about yourself. It's called Picture Soething.
Chico: Nice. Remind us how we play it.
Gordon: We come up with a picture to match a subject. We can be serious - or very silly. Start us off, Chico.
Chico: First up...
The best car you'll never play for on TPIR.
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THE BEST CAR YOU'LL NEVER PLAY FOR ON TPIR |
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Chico:
The Bentley GTS Black. Unless they make six-digit Lucky Seven, forget it.
Gordon: The BMW Z8
Chico: Very nice.
Gordon: Bond. James Bond.
Chico: See Skyfall yet?
Gordon: I have. M dies. :(
Chico: Aww. Next?
Gordon: Next one...
A gift you would like to see given out on Take It All
Chico: Can I use the Bentley again?
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A GIFT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE GIVEN OUT ON
TAKE IT ALL |
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Gordon: I want that.
Chico: Yes please.
Gordon: Next one?
Chico: Next.
Let's say Demi Lovato gets fired. Who replaces her?
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WHO WOULD REPLACE DEMI LOVATO? |
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Chico: Imagine the drama if she fell for one of her contestants.
Gordon: Ooh la laaaaa.
Chico: Then imagine the record she makes when she breaks UP with one of
the contestants.
Gordon: Next one...
The Holidays are coming up. Give me your Holiday Meal.
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YOUR HOLIDAY MEAL |
CHICO |
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Chico: Nice
Gordon: Real edible pearls on gold seaweed. Dig it.
Chico: That has to be the most expensive sushi ever.
Gordon: It is. $4,330 worth of roll
Chico: Yikes.
Gordon: Next one?
Chico: Next one...
The last person Donald Trump wants to get into a Twitter war
with.
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THE LAST PERSON DONALD TRUMP WANTS TO GET
INTO A TWITTER WAR WITH |
CHICO |
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Chico: Or should we say... people. With Redbeard
Pepper leading the charge.
Gordon: We'd kill you
Chico: You have men. You have bowling balls. I say do this.
Gordon: Last one...
You're the new ABC programming Exec. Replace Sean Lowe and give
us the new Bachelor.
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THE LAST PERSON DONALD TRUMP WANTS TO GET
INTO A TWITTER WAR WITH |
CHICO |
GORDON |
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Chico: Compete for me... COMPETE...
Gordon: RuPaul...
Chico: Sashay. Away. To a break that is.
Gordon: Tell me that wouldn't be the most entertaining Bachelor ever.
Chico: That wins.
(Brought to you by this cheeseburger made of solid gold. Yes
you're going to chip a tooth. Yes you're going to crap gold for the next two
weeks.. but it's beef... with gold... GOLD!!!!!!)
Chico: Hey, for $5000, you'll put anything in your mouth. Just saying.
Gordon: ...ew?
Chico: Yeah. Couple of big weeks coming. Next week's show is the big review of Take It All! We're going to laud the first 45 minutes, then savage the final
15. It's SOP.
Gordon: And then wonder why the first 45 wasn't condensed to 20.
Chico: And then the week after that is the big 2012 Year in Review
show. January to December in one foul swoop. And then the week after THAT, we crown the best and worst of
everything. It's a family way.
Gordon: It is. Now for this week, we start a SpeedRound...NOW! Amazing
Race: WHo wins?
Chico: I'm going with Trey & Lexi. But i wouldn't be surprised if the
Beekmans pulled the upset due to their lack of baggage.
Gordon: I'll say that Green Bay wins. That's the SUnday Night contest
I'll be watching.
Chico: X Factor. Carly Tate final?
Gordon: Carly Tate Final, as well as Terry / Trevin final.
Chico: Agreed. Mail?
Gordon: None here. Any by you?
Chico: I got some. This is from Todd Campbell. Thanks, Todd!
VIEWER
MAIL |
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Todd Campbell
My name is Todd Campbell. I was on the show that aired on ABC
Aug. 14th from Greenville Alabama. Is there anyway I could get a copy of this on
DVD? I have emailed ABC numerous times but never got a reply. |
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Chico: The show was "My Kind of Town". Well, all we can suggest: the tape trading circuit.
Gordon: Mike Klauss would know this as well. And check YouTube, etc.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gajIGbLI-o Any more email?
Chico: Nope. Where do they send some e-mail? Maybe a little WLTI@gameshownewsnet.com... Maybe a little
facebook /wlti.gsnn.... maybe a little twitter @wltiongsnn?
Gordon: D. All of the above.
Chico: Love it. Next week, we take on Take It All. Until then, he's Gordon. I'm
Chico. Our time's up, we thank you for yours. Game over... and spread the love.
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