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Episode 31.3 - The Geeks Get
Chico: Hi folks... this is my megaphone...ahem...
MORONS IN THE HOUSE! THIS IS CHICO...YOU ARE LIVE ON GSNN. PLEASE DO NOT SWEAR.
I HAVE A GORDON PEPPER WITH ME. HE'S ALLOWED TO SWEAR. Gordon: I swear I wonder how I deal with you every week sometimes. You and that
Jason Block character, who is our special guest this week. Jason: Woot. Chico: Yep. We're talking some Big Brother today, namely who did what to win and
who did what to lose it. From somewhere in America... WLTI... IS... ON. Jason: Nice to be here. Gordon: The only good thing about you is that you're a Carolina Panther
fan....um...36-7? Really? Chico: It was ugly. But you knew it was going to be ugly. I just didn't expect
Eli to be prepared to throw it to somebody else What, with the bromance between
him and Hakeem Nicks. Gordon: Well Cam Newton liked to throw the ball to people wearing Giants
jerseys. Chico: Yeah. Ron's gonna beat him up about that. Just like we're going to beat
Chico: In the 14th season of Big Brother... It was an engineering student from
Tulane, Ian Terry, who finally did what 20someodd houseguests could NOT do...Rub
out Dan Gheesling and a host of other veterans. Now usually, Gordon and I like
to go into detail about how Ian won it... and how Dan lost it... and how nurse
Danielle Murphree had ZERO chance Gordon: Part of the win must be attributed to Ian's speech at the end of the
game. I believe we have a link to the clip, do we not? Chico: Yeah, and if you ask me, it just says a lot.
Chico: Well, how can I put this, J... Danielle... Love her... but she's dumb. Gordon: And this is how he won it. Big Board please?
BB14: How Ian Won It
- The Speech
- Dan's Backstabbing
- Acrimonious Jury
- Remember: Dan Won It Before
Gordon: The Subject: How Ian won. 1. The Speech Chico: Which really explained everything, and put a coda on the whole
experience. Jason: And was part of his whole season long plan. Chico: Letting EVERYONE know where they stood with Dan. Jason: It was great. Gordon: It sure did. 2. Dan played a great game - but his social game this time
around sucked. Backstabbing will come back to bite you. Jason: It was Russell Hantz on crack Chico: how can I put this. He burned WAY TOO MANY BRIDGES. Jason: Smell the Napalm? Chico: He needed to think about the people on the jury, he needed to realize
what he was doing was going to affect their line of thinking. Jason: When you swear on your wife, a Bible and a Cross and tell everyone where
to go...it's not good. Gordon: 3. The jury voted based on emotion and not gameplay, but even on
gameplay, a factor was that Dan won it before, and after the vote, it was
revealed that at least 2 jurors (Jenn and Joe) had that be a factor. Chico: I think that Dan won it before was a big factor. Jason: Bigger than everyone realizes Chico: The fact that Dan had burned them? The icing on the cake. Jason: But let me ask you this....does Dan win if he brings Danielle? I dont
think so Gordon: I agree. Give the money to the person who won the game of the 21 year
old student who played it just as hard. This is the first time in a while that
emotion played into the story. Chico: The good news: Dan was counting on the social game for the vote. The bad
news: it worked. Gordon: The social game is a factor and you must respect it. Dan did the first
time, but not the second. Jason: Does Ian come back next year in some form? ie. special guest etc? Gordon: I'm sure he will Chico: ... Nah. He doesn't look like the repeat type. Not next year, but he'll
be back. In the meantime, enjoy this, Ian...
Chico: Superfan makes good. MVPs are for CLOSERS. And Ian is a closer. Jason: And remember, all the girls flocking to you...they don't love you for the
brains :-) Chico: C.R.E.A.M, dude. Or as you say... Millions of dollars, millions of
dollars. Jason: Oh yes. Chico: How about $50,000? Jason: Ah yes. Chico: That's the top money in Let's Ask America, a new syndicated offering
premiering in limited markets. Jason: Thanks to our friend Mike Klauss, we have seen the premiere. Chico: And it's basically ... well, you remember Are You Normal, America? It's
Are You Normal, America... done better. Now here's the game. There are three rounds,
and we play with four contestants playing from their homes via Skype. I love
Skype. Jason: Me too. They ask a survey question and you have to guess between two
possibilities Chico: In round 1. In round 2 it's three. In round 3 and after, four. Most
popular answer wins cash. The personn with the least cash at the end of each
round goes home. Jason: Winner goes to the bonus round Chico: In the bonus round, you can bet any or all of your cash on one more
question. You bet "any", then the payoff is even money. You go all-in, and it
jumps to 5:1. Gordon: Now everyone in our crew is the 99%, who can play. I am the 1% who
can't. You may boo me now. Everyone: Boooooo Gordon: Thanks heaps. Jason: If you go all in and lose...guaranteed $1,000 Chico: But if you play a perfect game, you will win $50,000. Gordon: So let's go with the good. First of all, Kevin Perreira is solid. Chico: Kevin Pereira has a future in this business. Jason: I dont think so. I think he tries too hard. Chico: Well, he's had practice at the off-the-cuff remark. And that works when
you're dealing with a cast of characters as varied as the contestants. Second of
all, the game dynamic works, and so does the Skype dynamic. Jason: I do like the Skype dynamic. Technology rules. Chico: Just don't game naked. Jason: Wear pants. Gordon: I think Skype adds a completely new dimension to the show. Now realize
that this is not the first time a game show has used this angle - Paranoia did
it and I think they did it better. But this really opens the door for other
shows to use this technology. Chico: WELL...It is and it isn't. Paranoia had production crews in the satellite
locations. Jason: This is one of the first, if not THE FIRST, to use Skype in this way. Chico: So it's all a polished product, this is as gritty as it gets, it's your
and your webcam. THAT'S the way to do it, 1 vs. 100. Jason: Saves THOUSANDS in travel and you are in your home. Chico: So there's that. Gordon: Great cost-cutting tool. As for Pereira, I think he does well with what
he's given. I don't think he tries too hard at all. If anything, he makes a
great conduit. Chico: And you have to be a conduit because everything is on the fly and you're
just in a studio by yourself. So you gotta ease some of that tension. Jason: And I do like the casting. You are getting varied people. Gordon: It's a completely different dynamic when you are dealing with someone
not 5 feet away from you. Chico: Yep. It's like, literally, talking to someone on the phone. A video
phone, even. I love the age we live in. But there is some bad here. One problem
I have,a nd it's a big one. THE GOLDEN SNITCH IN ROUNDS 2 AND 3. Gordon: Now explain to all those what a Golden Snitch is. Chico: Well, in Quidditch, you throw balls in scoring rings, but if you grab the
Golden Snitch, the game ends and you win. Gordon: What Chico is saying, if I should translate, is that it doesn't matter
what you have done the whole game, if you get the last question wrong, you lose. Jason: Exactly...it's an imbalanced money tree. The money tree is
$100/$200/$300, $400/$500/$1,500/$2,000/$5,000. Gordon: Which kills off the first 75% of the game. Jason: This is an example of "keep the people watching to the end" but why? Chico: Yeah, you can get $400 and $500 right in round 2, but if you miss the
$1500 question... you're probably getting the door prize. Same with the $2000
and the $5000 questions in round 3. Jason: This is piss poor planning Chico: Just to get to the $10,000 total that makes the final round work. You
know you could've done it better. Gordon: it's not poor planning but it does take off the luster. I understand
that they do want to make the last question relevant, but that's a bit too
relevant. Even on the Newlywed Game, a tram can score well enough to make the 25
points question irrelevant. You have to have the same mechanics here. Chico: Right. And then there's the tiebreaker. And this is where the mascot dog
comes in. Jason: The "dash for cash" Chico: Right. It's a physical challenge that changes from time to time. Jason: Do something or find something silly in your house....wha? Chico: And there's really an advantage/disadvantage here. Gordon: It's completely irrelevant to the game - yes it's sponsored, but it has
nothing to do with it. Chico: I mean, if you are playing from your kitchen, and you were told to grab a
ladle of something other than a drink. Not to mention that it has nothing to do
with the game, it's just... remember Remote Control's snack time? It's like
THAT...only it counts for something. Chico: Doesn't make much sense. Gordon: There's no reason for it. Jason: Zero. Write another question. Do a number question...closest to like they
do on Big Brother. Simple. Easy. No Fuss Chico: It's so easy to do, so why don't you do it? Gordon: The other issue I have is that there's no rationale behind the answers
explained. The one nice thing about Power of 10 is that Drew explained the
rationale. Chico: Well Drew was good at that. He's the kind of host who's playing along
with the players. Gordon: We got that at the end, but I wanted more of it in the beginning and
middle. Chico: While shows in the 21st century have a pacing problem with being too
slow, this moves too quickly. Jason: You could tell there was some HEAVY POST EDITING with a lot of the "why"
edited out. Chico: Oh yeah. Gordon: I disagree. i think it moves just right. My issue is that they need a
little more on game and a little less on player.
LET'S ASK AMERICA
Syn - Weekdays, check local listings
Chico: So overall, we have a show that goes far, but doesn't go far enough. It
gets a C+ from me. Jason: I will give it a C+ as well. But I will agree with Gordon that this has a
potential to be a show that lasts. Gordon: Well this show has a lot of little issues, but in the big picture, this
is a good solid show with the potential to stick around awhile. B- Chico: Really does, especially if it keeps up with the technology. Gordon: I think you're being too hard on the show - and this is coming from the
1%. Chico: I think my grade is fair. It's a good show that can be better. And the
stuff that needs works drags it down. Gordon: I agree Chico: Next up...The first edition of...
Gordon: And here with the report: Med Tech Chico. Chico: Survivor Philippines started again this week, with three people who were
medevaced from the game in seasons past. Hence "Injury Report" Jason: Love it. Chico: Those three: Michael Skupin from Australia, Jonathan Penner from Fans vs.
Favorites, and Russell Swan from Samoa. Jason: Who go on each of three tribes. Chico: One tribe has a former baseballer Jeff Kent. Gordon: But that's not the only injuries. Chico: Do tell. Gordon: Kent screwed up his tendon on the first immunity challenge, and Swan may
have screwed up his brain when he tried to run his tribe like a dictatorship. Jason: HA :-) Chico: Yeah, I was going to get to that. Here's the thing. Russell didn't want
to be thrust into the leadership role. But he thrust himself into it anyway.
That ended up costing his tribe the win in immunity, sending them to their first
Tribal Council. Jason: Which SHOULD have sent Russell home. Chico: And if Russell lost his brain, Zane lost everything else, because what's
the first thing that Zane did post challenge? Jason: In a classic flame out, he violated Survivor Rule 1. Gordon: If you volunteer yourself to be voted out, you will be obliged. Chico: You volunteer to throw yourself on the sword, the tribe will be there to
push you. Jason: And twist. Chico: And then laugh at you. Jason: Which happened 5-1 Gordon: People are looking for someone to vote out and if you decide to go,
people will be happy. Chico: He had nothing to back up his game, which SUCKED by the way. Jason: He makes an aliiance with "everybody" according to him and then pulls
that gunk Chico: Do we have a YOUR GAME SUCKS graphic? Gordon: No, but I'm sure it will be up by Chico. Chico: I can give it a shot.
Gordon: Sweet. Chico: So that's Zane, Kent, and Russell... now we go to the fourth tribesman
who needed to STFU. And that was... LISA. Gordon: ...who was...useful? Chico: She was useful, but she had no idea how or even IF to play the former
child star angle. Jason: I think she had something else on her mind (at the time of taping) Chico: I know she shouldn't, but when Skupin put two and two together it was
kinda thrown on her. And ... she told him. The one thing she couldn't do... and
she did. Gordon: And as we will see later, I think she may have found what she was
looking for out there - which means she may have been out there for a long time. Chico: We only bring this up because it has the opportunity to be game changing.
We're not totally marking on her or anything. Gordon: Well I will be. Chico: Heh. Jason: Of course you WILL :-) Chico: And that's why we love Gordon. Because he makes fun of celebrities...
Chico: It's Celebrity Week on Millionaire. Jason: Raising money for the Alzheimer's Association Chico: Right. And if you were to tell me that Paula Deen would make classic
Millionaire, I would have you out on the street and pelted with paintball guns.
Becuase violence is bad. But she makes it to the $100,000 question and sees
Bizarrely, which of these products was advertised for several decades
as a feminine hygiene product?
Jason: Believe it or not...it makes sense. C. Lysol. Gordon: E. Todd Akin's Speeches Chico: Hello... Gordon: But it is Lysol Chico: It IS Lysol. I understand the mechanics behind it, after all it's a
classic antibacterial. And... it gets bacterial... down there. Jason: yeah Chico: As it would happen, she's the only one to get even close to big money
territory. Gordon: And of course in the spirit of me, I'd like to give out the biggest
celebrity loser. Chico: Go right on. Jason: Do it. Gordon: That would be Monique, qho sees $53,500 go away on this...
What TV show's episode titles are mostly plays on movie titles, such as "The
Hurt Locket," "Petty in Pink" and "You've Got Yale!"?
A: 2 Broke Girls
C: Gossip Girl
D: New Girl
Chico: C Jason: Yes. C. Chico: A is usually "2 Broke Girls and..." B and D are usually one to two word
bon mots. Gordon: The right answer is C. However, Monique decided that The Hurt Locker,
Pretty in Pink and You've Got Mail were all musicals and said Glee. Chico: The Hurt Locker is NOT A MUSICAL. Jason: (headdesk) Chico: No... NO.... BAD! In total, over $105,000 goes to the Alzheimers
Foundation. If you want to find out more information, you can visit alz.org. Gordon: Let's add Cheech Marin, who ALSO loses $50,000 on this:
At the funeral for 97-year-old retired Frito-Lay executive Arch West last year,
family member reportedly tossed what into the grave?
Chico: Chicharrones? Gordon: Sure. Jason: Dude...I am a chip maven. Doritos are the only Frito-Lay Chips. It's B. Chico: Doritos. The only one's made by Frito Lay. Jason: MMMMM...cool ranch Doritos Chico: hell yeah. Gordon: Once again, you are both right. Cheech decided that Frito-Lay made
Pringles. Chico: Hmm... no. Gordon: For the record, Pringles is Proctor and Gamble. Chico: And the Pizza Pringles are tasty. Jason: Sour Cream and Onion. Gordon: Now yes, winning $105,000 is nice. HOWEVER< when you consider that the
celebrities GAVE BACK$118,600....ouch. Chico: Yuck. So we go from Millionaire to... a millionaire?
Jason: May I? Chico: Here with the money is the man with the honeys, Jason Block. Jason: Thank you very much. It only took three shows but we have our first shot
at the million on Wheel! Nice way to start Season 30. Mary Beth Salveri from
Oakland, CA has $13,150 including a nice trip to Hawaii...along with the MDW. We remove the $100,000 wedge and put in the million. If she lands on it,
and solves the puzzle, she joins Michelle Loewenstein in Game Show History.
So....she lands on the S in SPIN. She is dealing with a THING. With the RSTLNE
and her choices of C H M A we have:
_ L _ _ A L
_ H E N _ M E N _ N
Chico: No joke here. GLOBAL PHENOMENOMENOMENON. Jason: What? Chico: I always overdo that last syllable. Gordon: Yeah. This was a pretty easy bonus round Jason: She wins....and gets $30,000. Oh and BTW...she was TWO WEDGES AWAY from
the big cash. It was in the I in SPIN. Too much Wheaties :-) Chico: That would've been the holy crap moment of season 30, to start with a big
win. Jason: But we did have a very good week with 4 bonus round wins and about $300K
in prizes and cash given away Chico: Really good stuff, and this is only the beginning. Expect a lot more as
the Wheel season 30 keeps spinning. Because that is a hot set. Speaking of, it's
the show Gordon's been waiting all week for, Syfy's Hot Set. So Gordon, please
explain to the rest of the class what we're going for. Gordon: Now on Face-Off, it was about the best make-up artists. In Hot Set, it's
the best set designers. Chico: Because the medium's been written on some iconic sets... I think the Star
Trek franchise...Barney Miller...That station house...But here, you're given one
subject and 3 days to make a full set to shoot a scene. Chico: Two teams of contestants each episode. Winner gets $10,000. Jason: Your host is Ben Mankewiecz Chico: So let's go into the good... It 's a show that knows its subject matter. Jason: The judges are excellent with HUGE movie Creds - Curt Beech (Star Trek,
The Help), Lilly Kilvert (Legends of the Fall, The Last Samurai) and Barry
Robison (X-Men Origins: Wolverine, The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the
Dawn Treader) are the show’s judges. Chico: And Ben himself comes from a strong movie family. A strong Hollywood
family. Jason: His grandfather WROTE Citizen Kane. 'Nuff said. This show takes the
strong formula of Face-Off and takes it to the set and doesn't mess with a damn
thing. Except it's weekly not season long. Chico: Right on. This is a show that has legs. Something that is a hot set of
its own, that is locked, ready to shoot and built to last. Jason: I like the idea of the script scene, the element. The "drama" is balanced
here. There is very little reality BS here. Chico: So there's just enough to be reality ready. Gordon: This is something that you would expect to see in real life. That's why
this works. Jason: You know, one of my favorite parts was seeing the prop stores. Chico: This is as real as it gets, and it explains everything you need to know
about this business. I love a prop store. Jason: I was like...WOW. Gordon: What a really good reality show does - and what this does - is demystify
the whole process and puts us in their shoes. This does a great job of showing
us newibies how this genre works. Chico: Gordon and Jason know this... I'm a giant toy nut. If I can get my hands
on something i can use, I'm going to use it. Jason: Who knew there were stores for ROCKS. And I was NOT BORED once. Chico: You almost want to try it yourself... heh.. ALMOST. :-) Jason: And I know someone IN the movie business who is a huge art director. My
second cousin. NO JOKE. Chico: Heh. Gordon, you're the 1 percent here. What do you think of all this
coming together here? Gordon: It's a great vehicle featuring people who obviously know what they are
doing. Chico: Is there anything that needs to be fixed on this show? Jason: Not really. I think the balance here is PERFECT. This is a solid A for
me. Syfy has two monster hits on their hands. Chico: I'm going to go A on this as well. It's building off of success and it's
playing to some serious strength.
Syfy - 10p ET Tuesdays
Gordon: The only quibble I have - and it's a minor one - is I was expecting a
little more originality on the judging critique. That being said, it's a must
watch for any Science Fiction fan. A. Chico: Nice job for the folks at Syfy. Now I don't know if you know this... but
the Hams have designed their own alien outpost set. And we have a spaceship made
from a hamster ball. Gordon: Complete with the cat from Lily-C.A.T. Jason: Thats impressive. Gordon: Yeah, except they brought in the one in the scene where the cat's face
was melted off. Chico: ... Eve's not gonna like that. Gordon: Roll That Beautiful Brain Footage
Live, local, and latebreaking... From the four corners of the globe to
your frontal lobe, this is WLTI Brainvision News, and now here's Gordon Pepper,
Chico Alexander, and the award-winning Brainvision News Team)
Chico: Thanks Doug. Time for some business. I'm going to need the Mike Richard
signed bat. Jason: (hands Chico the Mike Richards Bat) Chico: And maybe the giant bone. Yep, it's a two-bat special. Gordon: (Gives Chico a Giant Bone) I...feel..dirty. Chico: You're JUST coming to terms with that now? Jason: ROFLMAO
Okay, Beat the Chefs was supposed to bring GSN to Thursday 9p prominence, but
after it plateaued at 300K... it was pulled. Enter The Pyramid, that plays to
over 500K for that same time period.
Jason: GSN has the hit. Season 2 better be coming Chico: Time to make a move, GSN. Gordon: I'll say this until I see it -I want Primetime ]Pyramid. Chico: Well, you got Primetime Pyramid for one night. It's a start. Gordon: I want 4 more days of it. Jason: Yes...do it the whole week. People will watch. Come on GSN...we want 65
more. 13 more weeks We know you have it in you. Gordon: And hey GSN - give us more originals - or revisions of SHINY GAME SHOWS. Chico: Re-NEW! Re-NEW! Re-NEW! Jason: THIS is how you do it. Gordon: Classic Concentration or the Reg Grundy Library would be nice. Chico: Sale. :-) Just saying. And do it right this time. Eff Temptation. Gordon: Scrabble anyone? Jason: YES SCRABBLE.
Meanwhile, HGTV also buys into Lara Spencer's "Flea Market Flip", which has been
languishing in development hell for a while now. Spencer will host, drop date
Chico: So is primetime Pyramid the future? We'll see. Meanwhile, here's the here
and now. Gordon: Now for the Datebook - where we hope that some of these shows wind up. Chico: Gordon, it's premiere week, what do you got?
I got The Price is Right and Let's Make a Deal and Dancing With the Stars on
Monday, and The Amazing Race on Sunday.
Chico: And Jason, you're gonna love this... LMAD.... for the first time ever...
in HD. Jason: NO WAY! Gordon: 4 awesome shows that we are looking forward to. Jason: Tiffany Coyne in HD? (DROOL) Chico: And we just lost Jason. Jason: Seriously...about time. Gordon: Jason needs to get fully loaded Jason: HIC HIC
Monday is the premiere of Dancing with the Stars. Afterwards, you can catch
Joanna Krupa and Marc Istook with Kyle Massey in "DWTS After Party" on ABC.com
Gordon: Pah-tay! Chico: Heeeeeey. Jason: Bring your cups up! Chico: Barkeep! I need some drank for my stupid people... Gordon: Haterade at the till, but first we need to get some stupid people to
serve Haterade to.
Smarter than...Lindsay Lohan AND Amanda Bynes, who get into trouble
driving. Again. No, this is not a repeat from last week/month/year/decade.
Jason: Get HELP. Chico: Agreed. Gordon: Let's put it this way. Goodyear has offered FREE DRIVING LESSONS to both
of them in their headquarters in Detroit on their free private track. Chico: You're not joking. Gordon: I'm not.
Jason: He isn't. Chico: That's ... that's just incredible. Jason: Nice pub. Chico: Yup. Now let's see if someone bites. Gordon: They should, but no one should be drinking Haterade and driving. Chico: No one should be drinking Haterade. Gordon: And they want to be the Crash Test Dummies
Jason: AH! Jason: Who are they?
They're putting up cones
labeled One Man Army and Paranormal Challenge. They
just got run over be the TV Schedulers driving a Minivan.
Jason: DAMN. Gordon: But we have more. Chico: More?
Before going out to Survivor, Lisa Welchel divorced her husband of 24 years.
Chico: That would be the "other things on her mind" that Jason alluded to
earlier. And if the Scenes from Next Episode are any indication, it could end up
costing her. Gordon: If I have emotional issues I need to work out, going to a reality
competition is probably not the best way to handle them. BUT we have more. Chico: Geez, you're gonna run out after long. Gordon: Last Glass. Here's comment #1...
Gay guys are the horniest people in the world ... they're disgusting. Dude, most
of them probably have AIDS.
Jason: Paris...you stupid idiot. Gordon: Now Quote #2.
As anyone close to me knows, I always have been and always will be a huge
supporter of the gay community. I am so sorry and so upset that I caused pain to
my gay friends, fans and their families with the comments heard this morning,
HIV/AIDS can hurt anyone, gay and straight, men and women...It’s something I
take very seriously and should not have been thrown around in conversation.
Gordon: This was Paris Hilton within a span of 24 hours. Jason: That my friends is a CYA lawyer speak statement. Chico: Translation: "I'm sorry I got caught." Gordon: Paris, who claimed she made these statements while discussing Grindr,
neets to stop being fully loaded and go away for a while.' Jason: Hic Chico: Yeah. Let's go to Egypt...
Sony Pictures TV has sold Breakaway to Egypt in advance of this year's MIPCOM.
Chico: You remember that's the show where players can either choose to compete
for cash as a team or breakaway out on their own. Jason: A ha. Chico: And a bit of a preview, Sony's going to try and sell an Israeli format:
Raid the Cave Couples compete in trivia and physical challenges to haul prizes
from a cave before the door closes shut. Jason: Nods Gordon: I've seen this before when it was in a mansion and had Fear Factor-like
stunts. Chico: And was on Syfy? Gordon: Sure was. Chico: Was it in an estate? Jason: That's the one. Gordon: Yes. And people were panicking. Chico: Never heard of it. :-) Gordon: What about an estate full of hoes? Chico: (Plays "Pimpin' All Over the World")
In this week's Media Ho Report, Louise Roe is the new hostess of Fashion Star,
Lara Spencer flips flea markets, Nicki Minaj and Keith Urban and your new
American Idol judges...Ben Folds duets with Fraggles, will.I.Am is doing a
science competition, Usher and SHakira will sub out for Cee Lo and Christina
Aguilera on Season 4 of The Voice...Nick Cannon may revive Wild'N'Out, Mario
Lopez is rumored to be hosting the X Factor, and TMZ is being sued by Kaesy Kahl,
a contestant one of Chico's Faaaaavorite shows of all time, The Bachelorette.
Chico: Presented wtihout comment. Gordon: But none of them is your ho of the week. Jason: Who is it? Gordon: Your ho of the week is...Carly Rose Sonenclar Jason: Ah yes :-) Chico: I remember her! Gordon: The cute little girl who performed on The X Factor. According to the X
Factor, Carly is a total amateur. Chico: That's not where I remember her from =p Gordon: No (presses Media Ho Offender Button)
*repeat offender alarm*
Jason: OW THATS LOUD! Gordon: Big Bored please?
The Amazing World of Carly Rose Sonenclar
- Night of the Hunter
- Les Miserables
- The Electric Company
- Little House on the Prairie
- National Anthem singer
Gordon: The Subject: The musical Resume of the Amateur Carly Rose Sonenclar Chico: Let's see where I remember her from. Gordon: 1. Pearl in The Night of the Hunter 2. Cossette, Les Miserables 3. Gilda
Flip, The Electric Company 4. Carrie, Lieelt House of the Prairie, the Musical
5. Chloe, Wonderland on Broadway Chico: Electric Company. THAT'S where. Gordon: 6. Parsley, the Big Bank Chico: And not the old Easy Reader Adventures of Spiderman one either. Gordon: 7. National Anthem singer for the New York Knicks, Los Angeles Dodgers
and the U.S. Open Chico: Gordon's probably seen her in a Knicks game. Gordon: 8. Was in BOTH The Nanny DIaries and Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants
2. Now I have no problems with anyone who wants to audition for any show, if
they are legal. HOWEVER, and this is to the producers - don't make up a story
about a contestant if it's not true. Chico: Correct. Jason: Exactly. Chico: Because when this sort of thing comes out, then you just look dumb. And
that's just for starters. Jason: This happens a LOT. Gordon: Now if she came out with this, then all would be well, but now that the
story is coming out, the backlash is going to nail here just like it nailed
Carly Smithson, Joanna Pacitti and countless other. Chico: And Chris Golightly, the most egregious of the lot. Gordon: During the upcoming weeks we'll see what more repeat ho-ffenders we'll
find. And those...are your hoes. Chico: And that's Brainvision. Go cold. Jason: Shutting Down Gordon: When we come back, we'll don our Geoff Edwards masks, but first, we'll
be putting on our voting referendums. You're reading WLTI. you give us 22
minutes, and we'll give you 22 hot sets that would work well in real life. We
sort of like the mud pit full of rabid lawyers. Chico: I like the Shark Tank with laser helmets Gordon: That's pretty also.
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