Chico: It's the hottest, coolest, most explodiest ride ever! Welcome back to WLTI. Thanks for being a part of our week and allowing us to be a part of yours. As you remember, we lost one of the best Pyramid players ever this week, and in his honor, we're playing our version of the 'Mid... We call it List Abuse.
Gordon: And here's how it works. We'll list items, Pyramid style and the other person has to figure out what these things have in common. We start with this...

A used diaper
a pig pen
certain Big Brother contestant's mouths

Chico: Things that are dirty.
Gordon: Dirty is what I was looking for (DING)
Chico: Let me guess... more talk from the talkers?
Gordon: Amanda, Ginamarie, Aaryn and Spencer are all still in the house. Do they make it to the finals?
Chico: If they do... then that's it. At least for me. It will send the wrong message. You can have a hive mind and be a hateful sumgun, and people will reward you for it.
Gordon: They currently have the power in the house, so I don't see how one of them doesn't at least get there. And they'll need it because right now they have no occupation to return to.
Chico: So if one of them wins, will that "do it" for you? Because right now, the story is less game play and more the tripe that comes out of their mouths. I mean, I can theoretically see one of them getting voted out, and the crowd being reined in to not boo when they obviously are going to.
Gordon: Well I'd still watch it because we have to cover it, but my interest may still wane regardless of who wins. Next one?
Chico: Next one...

Cars
food
hot women
beer
sports
Science!

Gordon: Things Chico and Gordon like

A NICE car...

Gordon: THings Jason Block likes

Video games...
A violent movie...
Spike TV...

Gordon: Things men like
Chico: That's what we're looking for. (DING!) GSN's greenlit "Mind of a Man" for 40 episodes. More of a Just Men! for the 21st century in my mind.
Gordon: It's not the worst thing GSN has ever done. And it is a studio show, and as they have put out some good programming as of late, I'm less willing to crings and more willing to give it a shot.
Chico: Yep. Three hit series will do that. Next?
Gordon: Next one...

A playing card deck
Wayne Brady's Curtains
26 Briefcases...

Chico: Things that are dealt
Gordon: Things you deal is right. 'Deal With It' gets renewed on TBS for a season 2. It works where Game Show in My Head doesn't. Does this open the door for more game shows on TBS (and maybe that U.S. version of Match Game where they were tinkering around with)?
Chico: We can only hope. Now that Deal With It is a hit in season 1, what they need to do is find a compliment. Something that works alongside and will get the viewers to stay tuned. I'd like to see a new edition of Match Game. I think the 2012 Canadian version proves that you can do it in the here and now and it will work. But before THAT, we'll see "Trust Me, I'm A Game Show Host".
Gordon: It's a modern day version of Break the Bank or The Cheap Show. I think it could work here.
Chico: Indeed. Next...

Ronda Rousey
Miesha Tate
Gina Carano
Laila Ali

Gordon: Candidates for The Bed-Chicoler.
Chico: HA!

Marloes Coenen
Kim Couture

Gordon: Women that are or should be fighting.
Chico: Got it. (DING!) When the Ultimate Fighter premieres its new season, which features Miesha Tate and Ronda Rousey coaching teams, it will be on a new network. Does it help the franchise and does it help Fox Sports 1?
Gordon: it definitely helps Fox Sports 1m because it's a new property that needs eyeballs. Does it helps the franchise? I don't know - I would think you'd wanbt to go bigger in terms of the selection, not smaller. For example, a national fight your way in call, similar to what they do for American Ninja Warrior.
Chico: Well, right now FS1 is in a good position, because it's new (and new is always better, tee hee). But TUF needs to do more than just the same thing with new coaches every season. Granted the new coaches are FINE. But still, the show needs a freshening of sorts.
Gordon: True. Maybe this will do it. Next one...

Driving a Car
Being a Doctor
Being a Trainer

Chico: Things Matt Smith does in his spare time.

Holding an outside public event
owning a dog
Owning a gun

Chico: ... I got nothing.
Gordon: Things you need a permit or license.
Chico: OH. The Biggest loser just picked up a new trainer - who DOESN'T have a license. SHould anyone be concerned about this?
Chico: Umm... YEAH?!
Gordon: Remember how we're talking about those weight loss fatalities that haven't happened yet? Well, there's a good way for one of them to happen.
Chico: Having a trainer who is not certified. The risk for injury or worse just skyrocketed. And if you remember last year, we already had a few injuries last year.
Gordon: Just did, and I'd be concerned.
Chico: Plus then you have the whole credibility issue.
Gordon: Yeah. This is not a good sign and there could be a shark off the starboard bow. Last one?
Chico: Last one...

Zoot
Lew Zealand
Rizzo the Rat
Floyd Pepper
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Sweetums

Gordon: Muppets that are more animated than Vernon Kay
Chico: Yes! That Puppet Game Show is gaining traction worldwide. what are the chances that it airs in America?
Gordon: Ask the Late Night Liars crew how well that worked out on GSN.
Chico: Fair point. And that's List Abuse. Coming up, if they said it.. we heard it. It's Saywha? on WLTI.

(Brought to you by the Puppet Bachelor... Because who can say no to a puppet?)

Gordon: You ever see Puppet Master?
Chico: Never did.
Gordon: They had puppets with drills coming out of their head and leeches coming out of their mouths. I don't want them.
Chico: Yeesh. Seriously, dude?
Gordon: Seriously.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwPuCYPkclo

Chico: That's... wow...
Gordon: ...she's all yours.
Chico: No. Thank you.
Gordon: Who can say no to a puppet?
Chico: Hey, gross puppets need love too. Welcome back to the show. Now it's time for our game of interesting people saying interesting things. It's called (Stewie) SAY WHAAAAAAAA? (/Stewie)
Gordon: Chico is going to give me 6 quotes and I have to say who said them. What are we starting with?
Chico: Starting with this...To prove that the aforementioned four don't have a monopoly on stupid things said ths year on Big Brother...

"If I'm talking to a girl, that probably means I don't want to (^_^) her."

Gordon: It can be any of the guys, but I'll say (since he's on the hated list) McCrae
Chico: Correct! And I'll be the first to say... You all suck! Equally!
Gordon: It's sort of like the game where there's no winner.
Chico: Nope. In life, there are winners and losers. You're all losers. But for the purposes of this competition, one of you has to win.
Gordon: And the world will be worse for it. Next one?
Chico: Next one.. TWO PEOPLE.

Person 1) "I think he's a pussycat."
Person 2) "So's a Siberian tiger."
Person 1) "Meow meow."

Gordon: That would be Mr. Mark Labett and Miss. Brooke Burns.
Chico: Mark Labbett was person 2 in this case. Person 1... Christian.
Gordon: Who winds up getting mauled by Labett
Chico: No thanks to his teammates.
Gordon: They provided the catnip
Chico: yup. To win at his game, you have to be smart and gutsy. His teammates... were neither. Next...

"What’s your favorite spa treatment? Mine’s a blood bath."

Gordon: That would be...THE KILLER (DUn dun dunnnn) Spoken by Giles the butler. But the Killer's words.
Chico: ... that WOULD be the Killer spoken by Giles. So the question now is... with all that went on last week, can we be SURE that Lindsey is the killer?
Gordon: No. Because Cris disappeared just when Milena did. It's definitely NOT Kam.
Chico: That's true.
Gordon: But, Lindsay was coughing up smoke, which means either Milena fell through a trap door or she was abducted. And if she was, the only person that could have done it would be Cris. And if it IS Cris, we'll be having words next week.
Chico: Right. Next...

"Not unless it was a really great show which wasn't built on commercial viability and bulls**t emotional reality stories, which make people vote and make all of the rich men more money. If it was a show that was actually about music talent, creativity and songwriting in any way shape or form then I'd love to be a part of that."

Gordon: Oooh lots of candidates on this one. I'll go with Charlotte Church.
Chico: you'd go correctly
Gordon: Just because she's been slamming The X Factor UK on a daily basis.
Chico: Yep.
Gordon: This, I think, was when she was asked about being a judge on the show.
Chico: Yep. And if I can add a word in edgewise... Probably why we haven't seen most reality talent winners go on to commercial success. Someone along the way forgot that it was about hard work and talent.
Gordon: And I don't mean for the singers as much as it's about the bad songwriting. Stop being nepotistic and get some of the hip hot and happening producers to work with them please.
Chico: Right. Next up...

"News isn't news anymore, and I'm nowhere near poverty."

Gordon: Aw poor Justin Guarini. He claims to be broke right before ha lands a new gig on Broadway, and then he has to backpedal.
Chico: Obviously hasn't mastered the Twitter yet. @wltiongsnn, BTW. Cheap plugs are the best plugs.
Gordon: Right on. Last one?
Chico: Last one...

"The new rules meant we had won the first time, so we thought they just wanted to reshoot the final scene to show that."

Gordon: I sense a thunderstorm in the UK
Chico: Yup. Helen Griffiths and Rina Evans, contestants on the BBC's "Break the Safe" are throwing out the "R" word.
Gordon: Apparently, they won it...then they changed the rules and reshot the scene, which ended in a loss. If they are right, that's a HUGE no no.
Chico: But right now it's a case of their word against the BBC's.
Gordon: Well if they show they were brought back to do a retake, it's more substantial.
Chico: Correct. And the BBC said that they were one of four couples brought back to reshoot. So we know that something's going on.
Gordon: So I see smoke here. And when there's smoke...
Chico: (clip of an explosion) ... Yeah. That
Gordon: We'll come back with the boom right after this break.

(Brought to you by Chase The Biggest Loser. Mark Labett is put on a diet and you have to answer as many questions in 60 seconds as pounds Mark lost for the week. Brooke Burns hosts.)

Chico: This could be a problem.
Gordon: How so?
Chico: He could lose a lot.
Gordon: He's a beast
Chico: Next thing you know, I have to name the capital of Azerbaijan. Baku, by the way.
Gordon: Good to know. Can we speed to the Speed Round?
Chico: Right. Speed Round starts... NOW! America's Got Talent. Who moves forward?
Gordon: There's no way Catapult doesn't advance. Who do you got?
Chico: I got Catapult and one of the two Miami All-Star couples
Gordon: I'll go with D'Angelo. Whodunnit....well....Whodunnit?
Chico: Well, you know I hopped onto the Lindsey bandwagon... but after this episode, I have to go back with Cris.
Gordon: If it was Lindsey, it's a perfect play. That being said, I have a feeling it IS Cris based on the last scene, and I'll be going on a rant on the next episode. Who wins?
Chico: There's no way Kam doesn't win
Gordon: Unless he's the killer. Neither of us think that, so he'll win. Do we have any email?
Chico: Nope. But we do have an address for this sort of thing.
Gordon: Do tell.
Chico: wlti@gameshownewsnet.com. We also have a Facebook and a twitter.
Gordon: We do. That about wraps it up for thie episode. Special thanks to no one in particular because it's CHico and myself. Next week: We see who did it, who will be doing it, and who does what to whom. For Chico, this is Gordon, saying Game Over and Spread the Love.