May 7, 2007

Gordon: I thought it was better then Grizzlebees, myself
Jason: So did I.
Chico: Yeah... they don't fry everything.
Gordon: Since today is the Cinco De Mayo, I assume you're all dressed up in Party Attire?
Chico: Si. I'm dressed as a conquistador.
Gordon: Then I think it's time for a little Buen Trato!
Jason: Alright!
Gordon: You each get...a $100 gift certificate to Sam's house of Sombreros.
Chico: Weee!
Jason: Ole!
Gordon: You can keep it - or go for the Box, which says America's Next Top Model on it
Jason: You know what--I don't the hats...I'll take the box.
Chico: I'm scared to go for anything on with the ANTM logo on it. Pass.
Gordon: inside the box is...oooh...

A trip to Australia! The models this season travel to Sydney Australia, and so do you! A trip worth $4,500!

Jason: Yes!
Gordon: Nice going, Jay
Chico: Arr...
Jason: Whoo hoo!
Gordon: Next up, we have a curtain that says.. The Price is Right on it. Do any of you want it?
Jason: Nope. Sticking with my trip.
Chico: I'll take it.
Gordon: Only Chico wants the curtain, and Chico gets...

A Digital Piano, one of the few prizes on a dismal TPIR week, Total value - $4,995!

Chico: Wow! I've been looking for a new one of these!
Gordon: Next we have a small box. On the box, we have...Oprah Winfrey? Ok, then. Do you want Oprah?
Chico: No. I'm keeping my distance from the Oprah.
Jason: Oh no...I smell chocolate. Keeping my trip.
Gordon: And under the box we have....

Chocolate! A scrumptious bag of Hershey Kisses. Good for $5,....bucks. Chasco! (Brrr..Stamp!)

Jason: Told you!
Chico: Yeah!
Jason: Whoo-hoo!
Gordon: Next up - Anyone want a Wheel of Fortune box?
Jason: Tempting...but no.
Chico: Same here. Holding onto my piano.
Jason: Going Down Under.
Gordon: Neither of you get...

A puzzle for Mom and Me Week - Mozzerella, Basil and Tomato Salad. Another Chasco! (brrrr...stamp)

Chico: Nummy
Gordon: It was tasty salad though (munch munch)
Jason: Going to Australia!
Gordon: Or...do you want to go on a spin in the Cash Cab?
Jason: The box says Cash Cab, huh? Nope.
Chico: ... tempting... VERY tempting... I'm going for it!
Jason: (Gilbert Gottfried voice) YOU FOOL!
Gordon: Inside the box is...

A Trip to the Windy City, Chicago! One of the answers in the first episode of Cash Cab to start the new season. And we'll give you all of the money won on the first show for spending - $2,100. A great trip worth $7,600!

Chico: Yeah! FOOL DIS! =p
Gordon: Both of you have trips as we travel to the final Deal of the day. You can keep what you have - OR I have 2 curtains.
Chico: What do the curtains have on them?
Gordon: One of them says Quiznation. The other one says Pirate Master.
Jason: Ok...what's the running joke usually in this segment?
Gordon: Don't pick what Jason picks.
Jason: I usually screw myself over on the last one, right?
Gordon: Yes. And quite spectacularly, I may add
Jason: Not this time, Rabbit. I am keeping my Australia Trip.
Chico: I'm going to get inside Gordon's head here...*does mind meld*...nope, I'm going to Chicago.
Gordon: Jason - what WOULD you have picked?
Jason: If I would have...Pirate Master.
Chico: And I would've gone with Quiznation.
Gordon: Chico, you would have won....

A BEAUTIFUL Trip to Churchill Downs. Quiznation was promoting the horse race all evening. And you WOULD have had $10,000 worth of  betting money to go with it. a GREAT prize worth $17,850!

Chico: AY...
Jason: Whoops.
Gordon: Jason, you would have won...

A BEAUTIFUL Trip to Dominica! Home of the set of Pirate Master. You would have had a weeks worth of adventure on the set, and $10,000 to take with you off the set. That trip would have ALSO been worth $17,850!

Jason: You stink, Gordon!
Chico: Heh...
Jason: It's a full moon, Gordon's nice twin is doing this.
Gordon: It's Cinco De Mayo, people! Party party party! In the Spirit of Idol gives back, There are no losers on Cinco De Mayo - oh, except you two morons, who didn't pick anything.
Jason: LOL!
Chico: Yeah, whatever.
Jason: I am still going to Australia.
Chico: I'm still going to Chicago. And we're still headed to break as Block heads out. Next, the doctor's in
Gordon: What's up with all of the trips this week?
Chico: As for all of the trips... No idea.
Gordon: You go on your trips. We'll get even trippier when Chico dons the papaya cap - after this...

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