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Episode 20.17
May 4

Gordon: This is Gordon Pepper. Here at WLTI, we love to celebrate the best of game shows. We enjoy talking about the vast intelligence, superior intellect, incredible talent, and spectacular strategy that contestants use to win millions of dollars. As Intelligent Fan 777 praises us for, WLTI has been a mouthpiece to discuss what is right in the world of game shows, and we have done so for close to 6 years.
Jason: That's true.
Chico: Yep.
Gordon: This... will not be one of those shows.
Jason: Uh oh.
Chico: That's not going to happen today, is it?
Gordon: No. If you're looking for happy contestant praise this week, go to http://www.disney.com
Chico: Because from Somewhere in America... the all-moron special of WLTI... is... ON!
Jason: Duh!
Gordon: Yay! The moronic Gordon Pepper, alongside the equally moronic Chico Alexander, are both here. Joining us as our special guest moron this week, the moronic Jason Block.
Jason: Hello there.
Gordon: And we start this week with a million dollar pee break.
Chico: That's just... nice. The way I understand it is this...



Chico: Kisha & Jen are THIS close... THIIIIIIIIIIS close to the Pit Stop, when Jen has a call of nature and goes to relieve herself. Ultimately because of that, they arrive at the Pit Stop in dead last, thereby shutting themselves out of a million.
Jason: She drank 4 bottles of water because she ate starfish and larvae to get the food down.
Chico: But ultimately... does it really matter what you did in order for that to happen? I'll quote my sister here...  Because she's good at assessing a large ordeal in so many words. "This is for a million dollars... I would've just wee'd myself."
Gordon: The water worked because that got her ahead of Jamie and Cara. However, if I'm in third and I know it's a race between third and 4th, and 4th goes home, I'm peeing on the Finish Line Mat.
Jason: And then be a sponsor for depends.
Chico: Tena Serenity, b(^_^)es. But seriously, folks.
Jason: "Hi I'm Jen and Kisha. When you are running for $1M and can't stop...use Tena Serenity." Yeah...dumb move.
Chico: I've seen the Amazing Race since the very beginning. I've witnessed the greatest of teams fall by the wayside from the dumbest of moves imaginable... This one... outdoes them all.
Gordon: This is the dumbest move in the history of the show. And there have been tons of dumb moves, but this is the dumbest. However, that's not the only dumb move in the show.
Jason: Really?
Gordon: Really. Let's do a quick roleplay here. Chico, you're Victor. Jason, you're Tammy. You are at the U-Turn first. What team are you U-Turning?
Jason: Margie and Luke. Knowing the challenge.
Chico: Right. And not just because of that. You know that Margie and Luke are the odds-on favorites to win. I mean, they are serious.
Jason: They play to win
Chico: one team's athletic. One team's crafty. Margie & Luke... are the whole package.
Gordon: You U-Turn Margie and Luke for a number of reasons. #1. Only team left with an alpha male. #2. Track Record. Margie and Luke finished first 3 times and have only finished out of the Top 4 once. Jen and Kisha have only finished in first once and have finished out of the Top 4 five times, so chances are that you will be seeing Margie and Luke as the front-runners, but not Jen/Kisha.
Chico: Right.
Jason: Exactly.
Gordon: #3. As Jason pointed out, the challenge. What's the other challenge they have to participate in?
Jason: Understanding a Chinese Menu order from 5 Chinese people. And serving them.
Gordon: And how would they have to understand them?
Chico: They'd have to hear words.
Jason: So he would have to depend on 1 person and that would be a handicap.
Chico: Bingo.
Gordon: Unless Margie could complete the challenge quickly, they were toast. And you eliminate a strong team - and possibly their biggest threat to win.
Jason: Their only threat between you and me.
Chico: I think Margie could've done it. That said, you probably don't want to by yourself.
Gordon: So good luck there, as The Race enters the finale next week. Also entering the finale next week, the Celebrity Apprentice.
Jason: May I take this one.
Chico: Hold on...



Chico: I bet you're just pleased as piss.
Gordon: I'm pleased it's ending. Jason, it's all yours.
Jason: The final four (after Joan and Melissa leaves) becomes the final five as Joan returns.
Chico: Oh geez... Drama...
Jason: Annie/Brande v. Joan/Clint and Jesse as they have to write a jingle/radio spot for Chicken of the Sea Tuna. Clint decides to write a slowly paced country jingle. Brande and Annie write something uptempo...and they win. Believe it or not. Annie wins $20,000 more for Refugees International. Clint gets the boot and we are down to the final four. The final four meet with Series 1 winner Piers Morgan.
Chico: Right.
Jason: Trump thinks that Brande doesn't have what it takes to be the Celeb Apprentice (and also Piers wasn't impressed). She goes... and Jesse James is basically the slacker dude that made it way too far. Your final--Annie Duke/Joan Rivers. Trump was surprised that Jesse didn't even raise one dime for charity, even with his wife, Sandra Bullock.
Chico: If I may interject for a moment.
Jason: Sure.
Chico: Obviously the talk this week has centered around Joan Rivers and her spoiled-ass daughter.
Jason: Right.
Chico: It seems to me that Joan was kept around simply for dramatic effect.      If it were me... or anyone else for that matter... Joan would've charged out.  And I wouldn't have let her back in. Because that's the way it goes in this sort of show. The door only swings one way.
Jason: May I respectfully disagree?
Chico: Okay, J. Go head and disagree.
Jason: Trump was absolutely right. Jesse James has done nothing to assert himself...or use his celeb power to get cash. While Joan may have been a dramatic decision...she is a better foil between the two. Jesse's attitude about the show was all wrong.
Chico: Maybe so, but it just goes to show you that in this season, competition is secondary to the drama.
Jason: That I will agree with.
Chico: And you know me... "It's the game, stupid."
Gordon: Wait...you mean we're selecting our finalists based on drama and ratings instead of merit? I'm shocked. SHOCKED!
Chico: Yeah, and I bet you don't think that there's smut coming from your computer either.

(In the background) Hi I'm Shiori. Want to play with me?

Jason: ROFL
Chico: Okay, we have our final two on Apprentice.
Gordon: The show lost me as a viewer since the Khloe Kardashian incident. Annie should be there. it really doesn't matter who the other person is. It's Annie's to lose.
Jason: Agreed.
Chico: Yep. I don't think Joan has the gumption for one BIG task. After all, this is Joan Rivers we're talking about. You have her versus someone who's used to endurance tests. Hello, what do you think poker tourneys are?
Jason: Mental and physical torture
Gordon: What about Trivia Games. Do you consider them either mental or physical torture?
Chico: Can't they be both?
Gordon: Sure could. And sometimes they can be torture to the viewer also.
Chico: Oh yeah. We have one superchamp fall to an upstart... and then it got weird. She only won with... $599.
Gordon: Chico, set up the stage for Thursday's Final Jeopardy
Chico: Right. Thursday's FJ! is "European Place Names".

The ancient Greek name of this country means "one house", maybe reflecting that the area had only one temple.

Chico: Gordon, the joke answer, please.
Gordon: What is Churchiill Downs?
Chico: Not in Europe.
Gordon: I was just horsing around
Chico: BOOOOOO!
Jason: (RIMSHOT)
Chico: Jason?
Jason: What is Albania?
Gordon: Nope. The right answer...what is Monaco.
Jason: Right.
Chico: I set up the clue. Now to set up the board.

Liz Murphy: $9100.
Larry Sullivan: $14,200
Jean Cui: $14,500.

Gordon: Now you are Liz. What do you wager?
Jason: You have to wager $9100
Gordon: No you don't. The right bet is $5,401. Larry and Jean have to bet to guard each other.
Chico: The book says between $5101 and $8499. This covers on a triple stumper. You're basically betting on a spoiler outcome.
Gordon: If either of them get it right, you lose.
Chico: If they both get it wrong. you win.
Gordon: If you bet it all and get it wrong, you lose.
Chico: She bets EVERYTHING except $7.
Gordon: And that's a dumb bet, as we see why later. Now you are Larry. What do you bet?
Chico: Larry has to be between $4001 and $5099 to cover the ladies. He bets $4001 to cover Liz OR $5099 to cover Jean. Gordon, agree with me.
Gordon: I will. $4,001 is the perfect bet. It covers Liz and prevents a triple stumper loss.
Chico: Thank you. Because if Jean loses, she loses her double-plus-one ideally. Which would leave her with $599. You have to anticipate what your opponents are going to do.
Gordon: Which is what happens. And Jean must bet that way to prevent Larry betting everything and winning
Chico: Right. Unfortunately, Larry bets everything except $5.
Gordon: Which is another terrible bet.
Chico: Way to aim high. The kicker here is Jean does exactly what you expect her to do...and ends up winning because of it! She doesn't win so much as the other two lose.
Gordon: We've seen that before.
Chico: yep
Gordon: Who's up for some music?
Jason: Yay!
Chico: I like music.



Chico: The theme last week was the Rat Pack.
Jason: With Jamie Foxx as Mentor...Huh?
Chico: That's believable. That's totally believable...
Gordon: Jamie Foxx has won Grammys for his singing
Chico: Oh yeah.
Jason: I have seen him play piano and all.
Chico: I've seen him play. I've seen him sing. I've seen him talk out of his mic, which was just weird. What probably WASN'T believable was Adam, the favorite, almost picked off.
Gordon: America, meanwhile, almost proves us prophetic when we said that using the judges save on Matt Giraud was extraordinarily moronic.
Chico: We'd LIKE to believe that it was purely because this is the best field of five ever on the Idol stage and that the race is actually wide open. Again... we'd LIKE to believe that.
Jason: What do you think?
Chico: You don't want to know what I think. Heh.
Jason: Are you going to be part of THAT crowd? lol
Chico: Heh.
Gordon: Yes. Yes we are.
Chico: Fine. Let's go over the spectrum here. From good to bad, you had... Danny, Kris, Adam, Allison, Matt.
Gordon:  Actually, I disagree. I thought the order was Danny, Allison, Adam, Kris, Matt.
Chico: That's based on sheer ability from Tuesday's show.
Jason: I don't see it that way at all. The way I had it was Danny, Adam, Kris, Allison, Matt
Chico: Well, the consensus was that Danny was good... and Matt was bad.
Jason: That we can agree.
Chico: With Allison, Adam, and Kris in the middle somewhere.
Jason: Yes.
Chico: Now where was Allison LAST WEEK?
Gordon: Bottom TWO
Chico: What happens the week after that?
Jason: People vote like CRAZY.
Chico: Hence, she joins Danny doing the Safety Dance.  That leaves your bottom three, Kris, Matt, and.... shocker... Adam.
Gordon: Technically. Her fanbase knows they have to vote to keep her in - and they do. She also shares the same rock base as Adam Lambert.
Jason: Right.
Chico: So she siphons off of Adam's base and as a result, he's almost history.
Gordon: Not that much of a shocker. Adam's fan base assumes that he's safe and votes for Allison to keep her in the competition.
Jason: Which means Allison is toast this week.
Chico: Kris, on the other hand, has the down-home vote all to himself, so he's pulled from danger as well.
Jason: If all holds true to form.
Gordon: You're not going to have 2 rockers in the Top 3.
Chico: Nope. It's going to be rocker vs. rocker this week.
Jason: Nope.
Chico: Winner stays, loser pays.
Jason: And Adam should be staying.
Chico: Unless he goes through puberty again.
Gordon: Kris' fan base will vote for him. Danny's R&B Fan Base has no one else to vote for but Danny, but Danny still needs to bring it, because you don't want a shocking upset. But assuming that the patterns stay as is, it's Adam Vs. Allison next week for survival.
Chico: It gets better.
Jason: yes....?
Chico: The theme on Iron Pop Star... is ROCK.
Jason: Oh wow. With Slash as mentor.
Chico: This is going to be epic.
Gordon: And that could also be primed for an upset. If I'm Danny and Kris, I need to show up.
Chico: Right on.
Gordon: Unlike Sierra, who will only be showing up in the last 10 minutes of each episode as a cameo.



Chico: We all saw it coming. We just wondered how it was going to happen
Jason: Exactly. It was a one week delay.
Gordon: I don't know about that. I think it's a silly move to get rid of a pawn.
Chico: But Erinn's still in the game =p Anyway, what happened, G?
Gordon: In a very risky maneuver, Stephen/TJ tries to convince Coach and Debbie that they are going to boot off Taj, creating their final 4. They go along with it and they all vote off Sierra. However, Taj is aware of the plan, and actually agrees to it because that would stop them from counter-planning.
Chico: Weird.
Jason: Very
Gordon: Keep in mind that Taj's idol is still with Stephen.
Jason: Which is DUMB.
Chico: Of course, she ends up voting for Debbie, just to try to smoke her out, you know? Who knows, maybe she's on her way home.
Gordon: Very very risky. And Taj clearly isn't thinking endgame, where her lack of strategy can come back to bite her,
Chico: Nope.
Jason: But we have this week...next week and the finale on the 17th.
Chico: I mean, you want to hold onto Coach and JT as much as possible, because if you are up against one of them in the final.. guess what you win. Anywho... you keep people around... Not because they can help you, but because they're your easy way to a million
Gordon: I copletely disagree. You can't keep your threats in the game. Coach, as delusional as he is, needs to go. Keep in mind you will have a majority of Timbira as the jury. I think that if Coach makes it to the finals, he could win.
Chico: You think so? Because if you ask me, he's a little crazy and a pushover. So let's just say you're Taj for a second.. What's your endgame?
Gordon: That's usually Jason's role, but Ok. Im Taj.
Jason: LOL Very funny.
Gordon: If I'm Taj, I see them take out coach, and then I make an all-female alliance with Debbie and Erinn and take out the 2 guys.
Chico: There's strength in numbers here... But remember that women have been scientifically proven to hate each other.... So there's something to look at.
Gordon: If I let a guy (who's been the mastermind) make the final 2 with me, I lose.
Chico: There you go.
Gordon: Do I think Taj will be smart enough to see that? No.
Jason: Coach is the strongest right now...I agree with Gordon...he goes in= ...he wins. And he will be the biggest villain winner since Richard Hatch.
Gordon: We will. Now what about Catch 21 winners?
Chico: Heh. WHAT winners? I've waited all episode to say this... Big Bored, please.


Hey! You're Not Doing It Right!

- Play Until You Can't!
- Contestant: $5000
- Chico: $25,000
 

Chico: This one's another one filed under "Hey! You're Doing It Wrong!" Let's go to Wednesday's show.
Jason: ok
Chico: The cards... 2, 3, 3. I'm going to give you the card, you tell me where it goes.
Jason: right
Chico: First... 4.
Jason: One of the threes

2, 7, 3.

Chico: King.
Jason: On the other three

2, 7, 13.

Chico:
7...
Jason: On the two

9, 7, 13.

Chico: Next... 8. Dumb question, I know.
Jason: On the thirteen for 21.

9, 7, (21).

Chico: Good. Next... 3.
Jason: On the 7

9, 10, (21)

Jason: How many chips do i have?
Chico: Four. Next... 8
Jason: I chip that.
Chico: OK. Have to play the 4 next.
Jason: On the 9.

13, 10, (21)

Chico: 10?
Jason: Chip
Chico: Have to play a 5.
Jason: On the ten.

13, 15, (21)

Chico: 10
Jason: Have to chip that.
Chico: Have to chip that. 6 was the last card played.
Jason: Then you add it to the 15 for 21
Chico: Right.
Jason: I get $5000.
Chico: Next card was a Jack. That's how you would do it. Now here's how it's SUPPOSED to be done.
Jason: Was I close?
Chico: Yes. Again, starter cards are 2, 3, 3. 4 goes on #2 for 7.
Jason: Right
Chico: King goes on #2 for 17. 7 goes on #3 for 10. 8 goes on #1 for 10. 3 goes on #1 for 13. 8 goes on #1 for 21 and $1000. 4 goes on #2 for 21 and $5000. And then 5 goes on #3 for 15. 10 gets chipped. 6 goes on #3 for big money
Jason: And then the 6 gives you the 25 large.
Chico: That is the CORRECT way to play it. Or, simply put... Play your cards until you can't.
Jason: There you go.
Chico: It's season 2. You'd think people would get it by now.
Jason: Yes.
Chico: So... what's a watcher to do? I mean, it's driving me up a tree.
Jason: I don't know.
Gordon: Meanwhile, the crew is playing blackjack and the hamsters are playing along by volunteering to be the bk power chips.
Jason: They are all in circles
Chico: Wait.. Who's dealing?
Gordon: Eve is.
Chico: I don't like the sound of that.
Jason: Me neither.
Chico: She might just take the power chips and... you know, do what cats do to hamsters. Gordon, put the kibosh on this.
Gordon: Ok. (Puts Eve back in director's chair) Roll That Beautiful Brain Footage

(Doug: Live, local, and latebreaking... From the four corners of the globe to your frontal lobe, this is WLTI Brainvision News, and now here's Gordon Pepper, Chico Alexander, and the award-winning Brainvision News Team)

Chico: Thanks Doug. I've got THE story this week. It's in the business end.
Jason: (hands you the bat)
Chico: Which means I need.. thank you, J.

Deal or No Deal has been picked up for a second season. And then it gets weird. The show is moving from SoCal to Connecticut.

Jason: That's part of the merging of studios. This has been coming.
Chico: Oh yeah. And tax incentives. NBC's moving all of its syndie shows there, to Waterford, CT... Now...
Jason: This will be the same studio where Maury, Jerry and Wilkos will be shot.
Gordon: 30% tax break will help. And for all you east coasters who want to audition for season 2, keep watching this space.
Chico: for those of you who don't know where Waterford, CT is...



Chico: Gordon and Jason are HERE (points to NYC). A little ways east is Waterford, CT. It's in the southeastern portion of the state.
Jason: How far from the Casinos?
Chico: It's in the same county, believe it or not. At least the Mohegan Sun is.
Jason: Two words...
Chico: ROAD TRIP!
Jason: ROAD TRIP.
Chico: I'm coming up.
Gordon: It's around an hour or less away from the casinos
Jason: Yeah...but you are just watching....
Chico: Awww.
Jason: Do you want to lose...you know what?
Chico: All things considered, I'll take "just watch". But that's not all as we move to the John Legend Special... give me the green light.
Jason: But yeah...this is a big "deal". Because Deal being renewed was a no brainer.
Chico: Oh yeah.
Jason: Here's the greenlight

NBC's given the greenlight to a new poker show to premiere in primetime August 1... Face the Ace.

Jason: A spinoff of "Poker After Dark"
Chico: From the producers of Poker After Dark and High Stakes Poker, we have one contestant against four poker pros. Beat one and take their money. You can walk home or risk it on another opponent. Steve Schirripa, who's been on more game shows than I can count, hosts.
Jason: This sound likes fun.
Chico: Oh yeah. Seven episodes have been ordered.
Jason: The money is huge...so 7 is about right.
Chico: Up to a Million.
Gordon: That's going to premiere this Summer.
Jason: The question is...do you think people will risk $250K for a shot at the MIll?
Chico: Depends on the person. Me, I wouldn't.
Gordon: I think it does depends on the person, but I think at least one person will.
Jason: Yes.
Chico: Next?
Gordon: So that's premiering this Summer. Here's what's premiering this week...

The Apprentice UK shows up May 5. On May 7th, it's Bravo's Project Runway Clone The Fashion Show.

Jason: With Isaac Mizrahi as host.
Chico: Now I missed Apprentice UK when it was on CNBC, so I'm looking forward to seeing it on BBC.
Jason: It was very good.
Chico: Nice
Gordon: Cool. Do we have anything else good coming from the UK this week, Chico?
Chico: No, but I got something from Australia... and it's not a hot chick for a change!
Jason: Lets bring it.

The vote of confidence has been given to Hot Seat, as the Millionaire spinoff is renewed for a second season after showing promise against Deal or No Deal.

Jason: May I be brutal...it's a terrible show.
Chico: It really is. I mean... there's a reason why you don't mess with perfection.
Jason: Pretty much.
Chico: But it got the numbers to warrant renewal so... what're you gonna do.
Jason: Pretty much.
Jason: I just hate the show.
Gordon: It's Tournament Millionaire. Whoopie. Now in a week of morons, you don't think I could fine any more, do you?
Jason: Knowing you.,..I bet you could.
Gordon: You bet correctly.

Are YOU Smarter than...David Hasselhoff, who allegedly takes ANOTHER trip to the hospital due to alcohol poisoning. For those of you keeping score, this is trip #7.

Jason: I just hope he cleans up. He is a talented guy. He just needs help.
Gordon: He does. Does your throat need help with some Haterade?
Jason: I am thirsty.
Chico: Me. Toss me a bottle!

We start with Lucy Enderek, who gives away on Deal Or No Deal...a case worth $250,000.

Jason: OUCH.
Chico: my jaw hit the floor... but there's more, isn't there?
Gordon: But wait! There's more!
Jason: Of course there is...

She winds up taking an $81,000 offer, which is great when you think you gave up the $250,000 case...until we see that she traded the $250,000 case for THE HALF MILLION.

Chico:
Ew. More jawdroppage.
Jason: (THUD)
Gordon: That's pretty bad. Here's something that you're not going to find in a Deal Or No Deal case...



Jason: AH! Augustus!
Chico: Kill it with fire!
Jason: He works for us... You can't kill it. He's in the union.
Gordon: The zombie Union would be pretty annoyed.
Chico: I'd think so
Jason: So why is Augustus here?

More upfronts have been announced. Here are more shows that haven't appeared on them and are considered zombie chow: Your Mama Don't Dance, America's Prom Queen, Kenny Vs. Spenny, Celebrity Fit Club, Opportunity Knocks and The Chopping Block.

Chico: Awwww.
Jason: I will miss....none of them.
Chico: You don't miss Your Mama Don't Dance?
Jason: Um...no.
Chico: Heh
Gordon: I thought Kenny Vs. Spenny was a dream show for Chico.
Chico: Umm.. no. Maybe you, but not me. I got something else that you won't see come fall. It's Fully Loaded..
Jason: Hic. Bring it.

Citing inability to turn a profit on its own, PlayCafe has shut down.

Jason: Sad.
Chico: Very sad
Gordon: We knew they were in trouble in December of 2008, when Chad Mosher and others got laid off.
Chico: Well there you go
Jason: We know at least one show that is showing that it can be done...and that is GSN Radio. I believe there can be more.
Chico: Oh yeah. It's just a matter of time, you know?
Jason: I mean GSN has Sony backing...but it has given away almost $250,000 in 9 months. But in this economy...I don't know.
Chico: Agreed. Still, not a very good day for PlayCafe
Jason: It was fun. I saw a couple of live shows...it had a raw fun feel to it.
Gordon: It was a fun show. Here's hoping it gets back on it's feet.
Jason: Yes sir.
Gordon: Now who wants to see media hoes on their feet?
Jason: I do.
Gordon: Luda me
Jason: (plays Pimpin All Over the World)

In this week's Media Ho Report, Howie Mandel will host GSN's Game Show Awards, and David Cook's brother dies from Brain Cancer.

Jason: Sad deal.

Kendra Wilkinson's wedding is a mystery, Nigel Lythgoe doesn't think Simon Cowell will leave and both Lil Rounds (judges fault) and Jewel (why is Melissa getting the week off?) complain about American Idol and Dancing With The Stars respectively.

Gordon: But none of them are the ho of the week.
Jason: Who is?
Gordon: The hoes are...James Bond, Bill Murray, Barbara Eden, Jesse James, Janet Jackson, Seth Green and Bill Gates.
Jason: Whoa....what show are all these celebs appearing on (since one of them is well...dead).
Chico: Not dead, just fictional.
Gordon: They are all on Millionaire this week. But they are not celebrities.
Jason: They aren't?
Gordon: They are all contestants with the same names as said celebrities.
Jason: OH! I got it. Cute.
Gordon: Should be fun. The expert on Monday is Billy Bush. Ken Jennings is the expert the rest of the week.
Chico: I feel sorry for the Monday players.
Jason: Aha.
Gordon: And those...are your hoes.
Chico: Anyway... Let's go to break, shall we?
Gordon: Not yet. We have some major casting couching to do.
Chico: Oh yeah! I got something for that. Can you dance?
Gordon: About as well as Jason Block sings.
Chico: Okay... you have friends who can dance?
Jason: I do.
Gordon: That I do.
Chico: Okay...

You want to direct them to dancecrew.mtv.com starting June 6

Chico: They're looking for dancers for season 4.
Jason: One of the best dancing shows on TV wants more.
Chico: Yep
Gordon: The auditions start on June 6 in places including NYC, LA and Chi-Town. Check out mtv.com NOW to make sure you can get there.
Jason: East Coast needs to rep hard.
Chico: Yep. Any more casting?

And don't forget to go to myspace.com if you want to have a last chance audition on America's Got Talent.

Chico: Yeppers. Now we can go to break?
Gordon: Yes we can. When we come back, we'll try to entertain Chico with some theater.
Jason: Alright!
Chico: Yeah, lots of luck. I've been up a long time. But first... would you play a game of Would You Could You with me? This is WLTI. Give us 22 minutes, we'll give you a moron.

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