Episode 20.3
January 26
Chico: Hello,
I'm Chico Alexander... and I miss New York.
Gordon: New York misses you too, Chico.
Chico: The city, not the reality ho.
Jason: The city misses you. We had a blast. (sips from Dave and Busters mug)
Chico: Yes we did. But now, it's back to work.
Jason: Usually the case after a trip.
Chico: Yep.
Gordon: BTW, Duke is predicted to be #1 in this week's men's college basketball
ratings. Isn't that great?
Chico: And let me be the first to say... Go Maryland. Ha.
Gordon: From somewhere in Coach K's study room, this week's edition of We Love
To Interrupt...is on!
Jason: OH MAN! LOL
Gordon: Joining us with no ties to either UNC (Chico) or Duke (Gordon), or at
least as far as we know, Mr. Jason Block.
Jason: Neither. My ties are to the Colonials of GW. A-10 Baby. Hey
Gordon...congrats on NJIT breaking it's 51 game losing streak this week.
Gordon: Thanks. I'd care more if I went to NJIT.
Jason: I thought you did.
Gordon: No I didn't. I went to College of New Jersey, not New Jersey Institute
of Technology.
Jason: Ah.
Chico: But still... yay N-Jeets.
Gordon: And as for the Coach K tie, when I was working for CBS sports, I got to
do some interview work with Mike Krzyzewski.
Chico: That explains it.
Gordon: He's a great guy. So now I'm a Blue Devil.
Chico: Or just a devil. *DING DING!* Okay, that was our banter bell.
Jason: Alright.
Chico: Time to shut up and do the show. And we start with something that hasn't
happened at least in recent memory... possibly ever.
Jason: What's that?
Chico: Here's what happened. Last Friday, Priscilla Ball won the Jeopardy!
crown.
Jason: Yes she did.
Chico: But as the show tapes five-a-days (about two weeks a week), during the
recess between tapings, she took ill and was unable to continue.
Jason: Which is something I have never heard of before.
Chico: So she'll be back soon as a returning champion as soon as she's able. Our
best wishes.
Jason: Agreed. Get well soon.
Gordon: It may be the first time it's happened on Jeopardy. It's not the first
time that's happened on a game show. Still, it's rare.
Chico: Meanwhile, we have three new challengers, the first time this has
happened since the five-and-out rule was waived. And one of them... is tearin'
it up. The man of the hour... Matt Kohlstedt.
Gordon: He would have been gone on Friday if the 5 and out rule was still there.
He's backed into 2 of the wins, but he's shown flashes of mastery in the other 3
wins.
Jason: Totally agree. But that is the mark of a champion. You can be dominant,
but luck can be involved. He is a good player.
Chico: He is a good player. I mean, not everyone can back into a championship
TWICE and still recover. Here's what we had Friday in terms of Final J!.
Mythological Words and Phrases, the category. Call this practice for Tuesday, G.
Gordon: Very true. Let's hear it.
Jason: Yeah, Good on you this Tuesday.
Chico: The clue...
This prized object was the coat of the winged ram that flew Phrixus to
safety.
Jason: (Locks in--knew it from the clue)
Gordon: (locks in answer)
Chico: And the responses, please?
Jason: What is the Golden Fleece (of my namesake Jason)?
Chico: Good answer... And now for something completely tasteless, here's
Gordon's answer.
Gordon: What is Rameses the North Carolina Mascot, who was sacrificed by the Tar
Heels after the women's team lost by 30 to UConn?
Jason: (backs away slowly)
Chico: J... once again, with the right answer.
Jason: Pretty easy one, if you ask me.
Gordon: Maybe the Golden Fleece was one of Rameses' uncles.
Chico: Down, Gordon. Down.
Gordon: Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
Chico: Of course not. We hate you for a number of reasons. Beauty ain't one of
them.
Jason: LOL
Gordon: So Chico, before I get a boot to the head, what's his 5 day total?
Chico: His total... $77,803.
Jason: so far. He may go a few more days. I think he will break $100K.
Chico: And counting. He'll be back Monday
Gordon: Maybe many more days. We'll have to see. Right after Jeopardy is Wheel
of Fortune, and we had a potential Million Dollar Moment.
Jason: The 7th. Out of 100 shows.
Chico: The 7th out of 100 shows indeed, J. Why don't you tell us what happened.
Jason: Let me pull up my recap and I will. Kurt Geilenfield from San Diego was
the big winner of Friday's Teacher's Week shows. He picks up the MDW in Round 1.
And holds onto it throughout the entire round. And game. He wins with $16,384
and a trip to Hawaii. He lands on the 1st A in AMERICA'S. His category is PLACE.
With the RSTLNE and his choices of M D C A we have:
C A _ _ A _ E
_ A T C _
Jason: Solution?
Chico: Got it. Can I?
Jason: Go for it.
Chico: CABBAGE PATCH.
Jason: Correct. So was Kurt.
Gordon: Yay!
Jason: However...he only adds $25K to his total for a nice $41,384.
Gordon: Still, I'll take an extra $25,000.
Jason: But there was a little bit of a production glitch, or editing error or
something.
Chico: How so.
Jason: This was the first time in the 7 times in the MDW where they did NOT show
where the MD Envelope was on the wheel. Every other time Pat made a point to
show where it was.
Chico: Very interesting.
Jason: So I don't know if it was a time constraint, editing mistake or just
plain screw up. And I am not going to point fingers, but it was strange.
Chico: Still doesn't change what happened.
Jason: No.
Chico: So I have two trophies. One for Matt....
Matt Kohlstedt
Chico: ... and one for Kurt.
Kurt Geilenfeld
Jason: Yay.
Gordon: Next up, America's Best Dance Crew - and some controversy.
Chico: I like controversy.
Jason: Drama, baby.
Chico: It basically stems from the performance... well, why don't you set it up,
G. You haven't set up anything this week.
Gordon: I'm going to set it up with a Big Board. Big Board, please?
Meet the Teams
- Ringmasters: Contortion Hip-Hop
- Quest Crew: Asian Fusion
- Fly Khicks: Cheerleading
- Strikers All-Stars: Soccer
- Beat Freaks: Breakdancing
- Team Millennia & Boxcuttuhz: Futuristic Hip Hop
- Dynamic Edition: .. Clogging
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Gordon: The
Subject: Meet the Teams. I'm going to mention a team. You're going to tell me
what their specialty is.
Chico: K
Gordon: Ringmasters
Chico: Hip Hop... and bone breaking. Nugget.
Gordon: I call it Contortion Hip Hop. They can be freaky. They need to dance
more though. Quest Crew
Jason: Hip Hop?
Chico: Hip hop.
Gordon: Be more specific
Chico: ... Can't.
Jason: I Cant
Chico: Ninja hip hop. I don't know. What is Quest Crew?
Gordon: Quest Crew is Asian Fusion Hip Hop Dance.
Chico: Alright. Next?
Gordon: FlyKhicks.
Chico: Cheer Dancing.
Jason: Or Jazz
Gordon: There's your requisite Cheerleading Jazz Squad. Strikers All-Stars?
Jason: Soccer Hip Hop.
Chico: It's in the name.
Gordon: Beat Freaks
Chico: B-Boying. Or "breakdancing".
Gordon: Beat Freaks is more B-Girling, since they are all females.
Chico: Yeah, the point is still valid.
Jason: Drumming Hip Hop
Gordon: Team Millennia
Jason: Future Hip Hop.
Gordon: Team Millennia is solid, but they were on the bottom last week because
the bar has been raised between last season and this season and they haven't
moved with it. And they barely got past the similarly styled Boxcutuhz.
Chico: I was about to say, that didn't change this week.
Gordon: Finally - Dynamic Edition.
Chico: Clogging.
Gordon: One of these things is not like the others.
Chico: What is clogging?
Gordon: Clogging is a dance style used in Holland and European countries - WHITE
European countries. And Shane, in episode #1, wanted them to be more, shall we
say...Hip Hop. J.C., who returned to the show after taking last week off,
responded this week that it was America's Best Dance Crew, and not America's
Best Hip Hop Dance Crew.
Jason: Pretty much.
Chico: So we have a bit of dissention in the ranks.
Gordon: Shane said this week that he meant to come better, not to be more hip
hop.
Chico: And I'm guessing Shane has a point of contention with Dynamic Edition,
and who wants to bet that he's going to lobby against them the first chance he
gets?
Gordon: I'd agree with that. Taking a page out of Around the Horn, are you
buying or selling the clarification by Shane Sparks?
Jason: I am selling this.
Chico: I'm so selling this.
Jason: He is basically telling the white based group to be black. Point. Set.
Match.
Gordon: I agree. I think Dynamic Edition may have problems if they fall in the
bottom two.
Chico: Yeah, I mean...what happened to being who you are and getting your
strength from your strength? Granted, they really killed it this week with the
hip hop. But think about it. They're getting further by conforming... I don't
buy it for a second.
Gordon: You talk about ABDC being diverse - now act like it. Keep in mind that
Fanny Pak, who was VERY different last season, finished third and many people
thought were robbed.
Jason: They were robbed.
Chico: They were.
Jason: This isn't Hip Hop Dance Crew.
Gordon: So far, in my mind, the past 2 seasons, the best team finished third.
Chico: Agreed. Well, America didn't buy it this week, as they survive. We'll see
if they can do the same with Britney Spears next week. I bet you can't wait for
that show, G.
Gordon: True. And it seems like America hasn't been buying the new changes on
The Price is Right, including one of the worst Showcase presentations that I
have ever seen.
Jason: What happened THIS week?
Gordon: We start with Rich Fields inviting Drew over to a party at his place,
which I thought would be a fun showcase.
Jason: It would have been great to have a party at Rich's house.
Chico: That would be. Except the theme didn't carry.
Jason: Nope.
Gordon: We then have Rich telling jokes, which had nothing to do with the
opening set up of a party at Rich Fields' place.
Chico: People. If you're going to do a Showcase, have a theme that carries over
it. If it doesn't, then all of a sudden, it just looks stupid.
Gordon: If anyone can explain to me the point of that showcase, then please
email us at wlti@gameshownewsnet.com. Anyone at all. Rich, Drew, the person
supplying at Ricky Williams' fun emporium.
Chico: And let's be real here... the prize lineups haven't been helping much
either (I blame the economy).
Jason: Although I did like the representatives from the chef and Gold's Gym this
week.
Gordon: I actually like the prizes. The economy has forced them to be more
creative and we have been getting new prizes.
Jason: The prize lineup has shifted SOMEWHAT.
Gordon: Gold's Gym, the Chef, the beauty packages, the wardrobes. These are all
luxury items offered to people who in this economy can't afford them. Those are
perfect prizes to offer.
Chico: Those are creative. And I do like them.
Jason: Louis Vuitton Luggage. Good stuff.
Chico: But when you put it together with a roughshod presentation is when I have
a problem with it.
Gordon: All this good is being obstructed by the bad of the writing and
technical glitches. And don't get me started with Rich Fields calling everyone
forks instead of folks.
Chico: Heh... Forks.
Gordon: One of the things that I did when I was in college - I audio taped Price
is Right Episodes to play in my tape player while driving back and forth between
home and college.
Jason: You too, huh?
Chico: Yep.
Gordon: I played to Chico one such tape this week. You could tell just how good
Bob Barker was back then.
Chico: Very much so. That was a tight ship. Bob Barker demanded perfection. He
had the earmarks of a control freak, but that's why the show succeeded.
Gordon: And just how technically clean the show was.
Chico: The lot in charge now... only just so will do. The thing of it is... This
is what happens when you let "just so" take over.
Gordon: It goes from 'Just So' to 'Just So What' in a hurry.
Jason: But we have spoken of this before. This is nothing new. We can bitch and
moan all we want. If they are not insulted from the criticism, what's the damn
point.
Gordon: The point is that we hope someone from TPIR is reading this and does
something about it. I'm not saying to fire anyone - not even Drew Carey. I'm
pleading with them to take who they have and to make the show better and
cleaner.
Chico: They have the ability to do this. They all do. What they lack is proper
direction.
Gordon: You've seen flashes of 'Good Drew'. We need more of 'Good Drew' and less
of 'So What Drew', or else they will see him in the Worst Host Category in the
GSNN Awards - something that he is currently in the Top 5 in nominations for.
Jason: Agreed.
Chico: Icky.
Gordon: There's some bad news for Fremantle. Here's some more bad news - this
week, reality show staff have won more than 4 million dollars worth of back pay.
Jason: Oh really? How?
Chico: A settlement.
Gordon: A LA Judge this week gave 2.57 million dollar settlement with FOX and a
1.54 million settlement with ABC, CBS, and other production companies including
Chico Alexander's favorite, Mike Fleiss.
Jason: OOOH boy. Wow.
Gordon: This was set up by the Writer's Guild of America, who is trying to
unionize story editors. With this judgment, they are one step closer to
succeeding.
Chico: Who wants to bet that the WGA is going to use this as a selling point for
unionization?
Gordon: If I was in charge of the WGA, I would. Now as for what it means for
reality shows? What's one of the reasons why so many reality shows are on your
TV set?
Jason: Cheep cheep cheep (sorry my bird was talking in the background)
Chico: If the sum of all fears comes to pass, they may not be so cheap.
Gordon: So what do you think is going to happen to said genre if it suddenly
gets a lot more expensive?
Chico: Less shows. But here's the thing... nothing was proven by this.
Gordon: I disagree. I think there will be less shows because it will be more
expensive to make. On the bad side, that means that we're getting less product.
On the good side, we hope it means we'll be getting less bad product.
Chico: True.
Jason: I really believe we are going to get a 100% unionization of reality show
and game show staff by 2010. 2011 the latest.
Chico: Well, some shows are already union covered, but mostly for content
prepackaged for the show. ie talking points, questions and answers, etc.
Jason: I mean 100%
Gordon: I agree with Jason. I think it's only a natural progression - and I
think the judgment means that this genre needs to be regulated.
Chico: But if we're talking about 100% unionization, shows like every Surreal
Life spinoff ever may cease to exist...
Gordon: And that may not be a bad thing.
Chico: Not necessarily.
Jason: Agreed.
Chico: But the industry needs to be mindful of how it treats its employees. You
might end up taking out some of the good if you're not careful.
Gordon: Like Don't Forget the Lyrics, which we see last night.
Jason: You guys know I can't sing LOL
Chico: .... yeah.
Gordon: We noticed.
Jason: Thanks.
Gordon: But what did we have last night?
Chico: We had a possibility of a big money moment. The contestant: Shannon
Hamblin... The song... "Straight Up" by Paula Abdul... For $100,000.... it's
time for a sing-along.
Gordon: Yay, sing-along!
Chico: Ten words...
Lost in a dream
I don't know which... way to go.
Let me say, if you're all that you seem...
Then baby, I'm moving way too slow.
I've been fooled before, wouldn't like to get my love caught in the slamming
door.
How about some information, please...
Straight up, now tell me, do you really wanna love me forever?
(ohh, oh, oh)
Or am I caught in a hit-and-run?
Straight up now...
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Gordon: Do you know this Jason? Because if you don't, I do.
Jason: Is it going to be you and me together (oh, oh, oh)
Gordon: That would be ...WRONG (BUZZZZZ)
Chico: Gordon... the correct words, please?
Gordon: TELL ME is it GONNA be you and me together?
Jason: Oh yeah
Chico: Very good. Shannon made one fatal mistake.
Jason: which was
Chico: She said, "Is it gonna be you and me FOREVER."
Jason: Ouch.
Chico: Cost her $25,000. She drops back to the $25,000 safeguard.
Jason: not too bad
Chico: nah. hey Gordon? Want to see what I taught the hams to do this week?
Gordon: Sure. What did you teach our hamsters to do this week?
Chico: (hams squeaking "Jessie's Girl") They say Rick Springfield on the show
and had to do it.
Jason: Awwww....how cute. They even have the moves going.
Gordon: Awwwww...Roll That Beautiful Brain Footage.
(Doug:
Live, local, and latebreaking... From the four corners of the globe to your
frontal lobe, this is WLTI Brainvision News, and now here's Gordon Pepper, Chico
Alexander, and the award-winning Brainvision News Team)
Chico: Thanks Doug. First up, here's Gordon with this week's calendar entries.
January
(bleep)ing 29th has the (bleep)ing return of (bleep)ing Gordon Ramsay and (bleep)ing
Hell's Kitchen. (Bleep) that.
Chico: (Bleep).
Jason: (Bleep) Yeah.
Chico: You eat with that mouth?
Jason: (Bleep)ing A I do.
Gordon: I bet if you were talking business, you wouldn't be using that potty
mouth.
Chico: Nope.
Gordon: And now for this week's Business End, Mr. Jason Block. (Hands Jason the
Bat)
Jason: Thank you. Remember all that talk of a SAG strike in 2009?
Chico: Yeah.
Jason: And when the SAG president Doug Allen called for a Strike Vote on January
2?
Chico: Yeah.
Jason: Has that strike vote happened yet?
Chico: Nope. It was postponed.
Jason: Well there may be a reason why.
Now
Doug Allen's actually talking about suspending the vote altogether.
Jason: The quote: from eonline.com
"Although I believe giving the National Board the authorization to determine
whether to call a strike is our best strategy, that strategy has been severely
compromised by the division of a now deeply and publicly split National Board
leadership." -Doug Allen
Chico: I think they're going to do it, vote on what's on the table. It's in
their best interest.
Jason: Of course they are. Allen realized, at least I think, that he was in a
lose-lose situation.
Gordon: Passed: One Contract. Failed: One negotiator, who may be looking for
employment shortly.
Jason: Yeah Doug Allen's tenure as SAG President may be short lived. Or as chief
negotiator. He tried the long ball and it failed.
Chico: Yeah. That wasn't going to work. Not in this climate.
Jason: And also, from a Hollywood Union Political perspective, SAG was losing
clout daily. AFTRA is the big dog actor wise.
Chico: Right. SAG only covers features IIRC.
Gordon: Hey Chico, got any green lights?
Chico: Yep. *plays John Legend's "Green Light"* Got two.
First
of all, Michael Irvin has signed with Spike to stage a series in which 12 people
compete to be the next Dallas Cowboy.
Jason: Oh no.
Chico: Oh yes. The show is expected to launch sometime in the spring.
Gordon: Is there a cocaine snorting challenge involved?
Jason: Wrong...but funny.
Chico: Wrong but not incorrect =p
Jason: This is with 3 Ball Productions and JD Roth I believe.
Chico: Meanwhile, Hey Gordon!
Gordon: Yyyyyes, Chico?
Chico: Remember Donald Trump pitching the idea of bringing "Ladette to Lady" to
the US?
Gordon: I sure do. I'm guessing he got a buyer?
Chico: Finally.
The show, retitled "The Girls of Hedsor Hall" will launch on MTV February 9.
Chico: The show features 12 of the roughest women America has to offer, sends
them to a UK finishing school, and has them compete for a transformation and
$100,000.
Jason: Yuck
Gordon: Yuck, but keep in mind that cesspool From G's To Gents got renewed. Also
keep in mind that Charm School gets great ratings for VH1, so this is a natural
progression...or depression, to the people who will be watching it. Who's the EP
of the show, Chico?
Chico: Andy Litinsky... a former contestant on Apprentice 2.
Jason: Nepotism. Love that.
Chico: I'm depressed.
Jason: I'm sad.
Chico: Cheer me up, Gordon. Make me feel smart again.
Gordon: Sure thing.
Are
YOU Smarter than...Kelly Osbourne, daughter of reality judge of Sharon Osbourne,
for getting arrested by slapping someone who insulted her new boyfriend.
Jason: And then goes into rehab for the third time.
Chico: They say three times lucky.
Gordon: I think Kelly may need to go to Charm School.
Jason: Yup.
Chico: Mm-hmm.
Gordon: But we have another Chalkboard sighting
Are YOU Smarter Than...the EP's at The Money and The Power, who on a show
about the professionalism of people with a business plan, make the challenge to
determine the finalists...a Trash-Talking competition.
Chico: There's 50 for ya. And altogether now... THAT IS WHY YOU FAIL.
Jason: Not a surprise
Chico: Also not a surprise, MTV won't be asking 50 for seconds. If I may make a
career suggestion... Hang it up. Your albums... not selling. Your TV show...
canceled. When you are 50 Cent... and you become known for selling out
everything... that's when you have to give it up.
Gordon: Apparently. Now Chico, you know that you, me and Jason had a mini
convention out here and did a lot of things, including coming in second in a
Trivia Team competition, right?
Chico: Right.
Jason: Fun times.
Gordon: Well, the Zombies also had a convention.
Chico: Oh dear.
Gordon: And each of them had something to share with us.
Jason: Aah!
Hole
In The Wall has been yanked from FOX. It's not to be seen again until the
Summer...if ever.
Chico: In its place... new eps of 5th Grader for the time being.
Gordon: But...that's not all.
Jason: Ole.
13: Fear is Real has been stripped of its nice happy Wednesday slot and has
moved to its not so nice and happy Friday night slot. This could be massive
trouble for a show that is only at a 0.6 in it's 18-49 demographics.
Chico: And of course, the CW's line: giving more exposure to another troubled
series, "Privileged".
Gordon: Oh yeah. The show will do great against American Idol.
Jason: Crushed like a bug.
Chico: All I can say is... Good luck with that.
Gordon: And finally...
Jason: Aw....'
According to various sources, ALL THREE relationships that were 'made' by the
guys in Momma's Boys...kaput.
Chico: Big Bored, please.
Your Momma Don't Date
- Rob... Went with Mom's Choice.
- Michael... Went with His Choice.
- JoJo... HAD No Choice.
- All Three Went Belly Up.
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Chico: This one's called, "Your Momma Don't Date". It's an anatomy of what went
down.
Jason: Alright.
Chico: First up: Rob.... He LOVED Camilla, but Rob's Momma loved Loren. He
chose... Loren. He seemed to instantly regret it and... yeah. So far, 0-1.
Jason: (BUZZER)
Chico: Next up... Michael... Erica was perfect for him. Smart. Beautiful. Mom
loved her... Then she dropped a bombshell..er...a.boobshell.
Gordon: BOOBIES!
Chico: Not only had she posed nude in Penthouse... She was the reigning
Penthouse Pet of the Year. You know me, I say... Better a Penthouse Pet than a
Hustler Honey.
Jason: Yes, this is the 2nd week in a row we talk naked women and boobies.
Chico: And mom, having eliminated a Playboy Playmate before, left Michael
confused, so he ended up choosing... Amanda, a med student. That... also didn't
work out too well.
Jason: (BUZZER)
Chico: At least Erica and Lorraine are BFFs forever-tee-ever. That's...
something, right? Your mom is best friends with a set of boobies?
Jason: Sort of.
Gordon: Maybe Lorraine found a match.
Chico: And then... there's JoJo... and Mrs. B.
Jason: The racist.
Chico: Yep. The racist. Ultimately, she decided that NO WOMAN is good enough for
JoJo and picked no one. JoJo on the other hand picked Mindy who was going to let
him go anyway. So... (spinning Joker's Wild reels) Breakup... Breakup.... And a
TRIPLE!
Gordon: The result: No one finds love and we lost a handful of hours of our time
that could have been more productive elsewhere.
Chico: Boo. Stick to Idol, Seacrest.
Gordon: I bet all 3 boys and their mommas right about now want to get Fully
Loaded.
Chico: Yep.
Jason: I bet.
Wheel of Fortune Deluxe arrives on the Mac. It can be downloaded on
MacGameStore.com.
Gordon: (Drool)
Jason: Stop Drooling, G.
Chico: It's $20. And it features all the bells and whistles you have come to
expect from America's Game.
Gordon: Hey, I can drool if I want to.
Jason: Not many games for the Mac. And really good stuff too.
Chico: I've seen screens. It looks pretty.
Gordon: Preeeeetyyyyy (Drools)
Chico: Also, one bit of business linking the loaded to the Casting Couch...
Jason: Yeah. You guys have a big date this week.
Jeopardy.com. One click here could put you THERE. This week is THE TEST.
Jason: Is registration still on?
Chico: Registration is still on. I'm registered. Gordon's registered. Jason
can't register. He's already had his turn.
Jason: Been there done that. Pass and get on. Both do it. Kick ass and take
names. I need a vacation. I need to support you guys.
Chico: With more Casting news, here's G-Pep.
Gordon: Hit the music
Jason: (hitting it)
Chico: (plays "Pimpin' All Over the World")
For all you media hoes looking to be on AGT Season 3, audition dates for some of
the venues have been announced. Go to NBC.com for more details.
Jason: That's season 4
Gordon: I was so disillusioned with season 3, that I want them to redo it.
Season 3, in my mind didn't exist.
Chico: Ha.
Jason: Right.
Gordon: But we have MORE casting.
You want to survive a Japanese Game Show? Season 2 casting is starting now.
http://www.realitywanted.com/call/3689-i-survived-a-japanese-gameshow-season-2-now-casting
Chico: Say hey to Rome for us.
Jason: There you go.
Gordon: And now, for the Media Hoes of the week...
Alex Trebek is chosen to be the host of Canada's Next Prime Minister, Emeril
Lagasse will show up in the season finale of Top Chef, Justin Guarini is
engaged, Ed McMahon loses his court case and has to pay up $180,000 to Citibank,
Cindy McCain turns down an offer to be on Dancing With the Stars, and Jesse
Csincsak and Holly Durst are now dating, thanks to them being on Chico's...:
faaaaavrite show, The Bachelor.
Chico: The Blech-chelor.
Gordon: But none of those are your ho of the week. The Ho of the week - Sanjaya
Malakar, who has both an EP of 5 songs and a new tell all book which was just
released on January 20th
Chico: I can't wait for both... actually, you know what... I can.
Jason: Me too
Gordon: The album is called 'Dancing to the Music in My Head', which will be
reviewed on this site on the 12th of Neveruary. And those...are your hoes.
Chico: How about Globetrotting to the Game Show in My Head?
Jason: Sounds good.
This week, we're heading to India again, because they're picking up a local
edition of PokerFace.
Jason: What's that?
Chico: It's to be hosted by Sharman Zoshi. It's that show where you are asked a
question and you have to convince your competition that you know the answer.
Jason: Ha.
Chico: Contestants are eliminated in tournament-poker style.
Jason: Interesting.
Chico: Very. Okay, that's Brainvision. Shut it down.
Jason: (shutting down)
Gordon: That's Brainvision. When we return, we look at American Idol - and why
people aren't advancing.
Jason: Alright.
Chico: And then.. Fun with things in threes. You're watching WLTI. Give us 22
minutes, we'll give you a zombie. Zombie. Zombie-EEE, ee-EE, ee-EE, ee-EE.
Jason: LOL
(BrainVision has been bought to you by Pothole Star. You drive across the
Potholes on a busy parkway and try to hit the buttons to avoid them. it's harder
than it looks, especially when you're driving in a snow filled street.)
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