Episode 17.17
April 28

Chico: Just goes to show you... there's Dancing with the Stars... and then there's everyone else.
Jason: Oh yeah
Chico: The difference is... in one word... Quality
Gordon: Country Singing Star Trekkie, anyone?
Chico: Exactly... Oh... is that a sunrise in the distance?
Gordon: It's early enough :P
Jason: I see a baby!
Chico: A new game is born... into this world!
Jason: yay!
Gordon: The new game is based on...The moment of Truth. Jay's favorite show.
Jason: If this is parody...I can deal. What's its called?
Gordon: It's called...

HIT THE BUTTON WIN A COOKIE!

Chico: Woo!
Jason: So how do I win a cookie?
Gordon: Here's how this works. We will give you a person, place, etc. You will come up a question that you want the answer to, but would never get the answer to because the person in general would most likely to hit 'The Moment of Truth' button.
Jason: I assume Political Incorrectness can apply here?
Gordon: (Takes 'Political Correctness' sheet. Puts it in shredder)
Jason: Much obliged.
Chico: Alright.
Gordon: We start with...

Carly Smithson

Chico: Did you marry your husband just to get an audition on American Idol?
Gordon: Are you auditioning for the part of Samara in the Ring 3?
Jason: Do you realize how scary you look when you sing?
Chico: Is the ink real?
Gordon: Did your seduce your husband with the CD that you sold less than 500 copies with?

(BONG)

Jason: Gordon wins.
Chico: Someone hit the button.
Jason: And this was the beginning.
Gordon: So that's how the game works. Got it?
Jason: Got it.
Chico: K.
Gordon: Next one?
Chico: Here's one...

Jason from Survivor...

Jason: Ok...dude...you have an Idol...are you that stupid?
Chico: Did you really expect to come here and win a million dollars?
Gordon: When you got voted off, did Eliza take the fake Idol stick and shoved it up your Exile Island?
Chico: Are you and Eliza planning the relations at the Ponderosa or something?

(BONG)

Chico: Yay, relations.
Jason: Who's next in the chair?
Gordon: Next in the chair...

Big Brother's Adam Jasinsky

Gordon: Were you scorned that Joshua rejected you?
Jason: Did you have an autistic relative that upset you?
Chico: Are you enjoying unemployment?
Jason: Is that money going to buy you a brain?
Gordon: Will the money go to buying a good lawyer once every company that you insulted is going to sue your a$$ for libel?
Chico: Are you going to spend some money for gay autistic hookers?
Gordon: Do you think you can find any gay autistic hookers who would accept your money?

(BONG)

Gordon: I think the gay autistic hookers would accept the money
Jason: I don't think so. Even they have standards.
Chico: No one? Okay. Next...

Ginger Simpson, Exec producer of Temptation

Jason: WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
Gordon: Since you have alienated the males, the internet shoppers, and anyone with brain cells, how are those ratings grabbing you?
Chico: Are YOU going to enjoy unemployment?
Jason: How does it feel to urinate on a game show legacy?
Chico: Are you sitting on any May surprise that may result in a renewal?

(BONG)

Jason: Wow that was a quick buzzer.
Chico: I don't even want to think May renewal on this one.
Gordon: I think she may be offering a day as Executive Producer as an Instant Bargain
Jason: How much?
Chico: T$12 gets you $42.27
Jason: Too much. Next...
Gordon: Next one...

Former 'But Can They Sing' Contestant, Current Repeat Offender and Future Celebrity Circus Contestant Antonio Sabato Jr.

Jason: Who is your agent?
Chico: Don't you get enough attention at home?
Jason: And who is your investment banker that made you get on here?
Chico: Are you now, or have you ever been, actively looking for the bottom of the barrel?
Jason: And what is it made of?
Jason: And did General Hospital not call you back?
Chico: Have you ever heard of standard?
Gordon: Did you have more enjoyment horrifying us with your singing, or horrifying us with your acting on those crappy SciFi Channel movies?
Jason: Whats your secret Circus Talent...juggling C-List gigs?
Gordon: Or it it juggling, ANT, Carmine Gotti and Dweezeil Zappa at the same time?
Chico: Seriously have you ever looked at a contract and said "No, I'm good?"
Gordon: And did the contract involve bestiality?

(BONG)

Jason: I think it was the animal question
Chico: Well someone had to ask it.
Gordon: Its the only thing we know he hasn't done
Chico: And finally...

We're ripping off his game, so... why the hell not. Mark L. Walberg

Jason: You took this gig, because you know Trivial Pursuit is going suck royal right?
Chico: Do people ever confuse you for that other Mark Walberg?
Gordon: Do you fantasize about sticking OJ in the chair?
Chico: Is Pat Finn really that boring?
Jason: How does it feel to be compared with Jerry Springer?
Chico: Was that apology heartfelt?
Gordon: How does it feel to give the Lie Detector Guy from 'Meet My Folks' some more behind the scenes work?
Jason: Is the Voice of the Lie Detector a phone sex operator?
Chico: Do you have her number?
Gordon: Do you, the Voice Operator and the Lie Detector guy have Menage a Trois backstage after the show?

(BONG)

Chico: Gross. Besides, I was just wondering if the game would ever end.
Gordon: This game is over. And that answer is...True.
Jason: And if you guys are from MOT are reading...Gordon is the guy who loves the game.
Gordon: I do.
Chico: Now that the blood's rushing, we should take a break and get an old game out.
Jason: I need a break...and a shower.
Gordon: So while Jason's going to get wet and naked, we'll be back after this break
Jason:....ew.

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