Gordon: This is Gordon Pepper, and...there's been an Elvira sighting
Chico: Really? I would've guessed Lily Munster.
Jason: I was thinking Lita Ford
Chico: There had to have been wires in there somewhere. Hair doesn't stand up like that unless it's 1986, and you're heading to the Poison show in North Jersey.
Jason: Wrong...it's was Winger, Cinderella and BulletBoys.
Gordon: Or if you're on the Electricity show on Fear Factor. Actually, we can use wired as a common there, as from somewhere in Amanda Overmyer's hair, this editing of We Love To Interrupt...in on!
Chico: What it do, folks. I'm Chico Alexander, he's Gordon Pepper...Somewhere over there is Jason Block. Send soup.
Jason: (achoo) Thank you. Finally the winter cold beat me.
Gordon: And we'll start with something that may have made Jason Block ill - the Monday episode of Moment of Truth.
Chico: Actually, we were laughing our asses off.
Jason: It made me ill alright...but it was damn compelling TV...and yes, we were laughing.
Chico: Just at the whole spectacle of it. If you're one of the 23 people who haven't heard the story... Lauren Cleri, a salon shop owner and aspiring actress from the greater NYC metro area, was the cause of the spectacle. She brought her husband onto the show, and her sister, and her parents. Among the things we learn about her... she has stolen from her work...she would act as a surrogate for her sister...And she would sooner give food to a dog than a homeless person. This is all within a less-than-90 percent accuracy quotient, mind you.
Jason: Of course.
Chico: But the kicker was the second tier of questioning, where we learn that... among other things...she was in love with someone else on her wedding day, she had sexual relations outside of marriage, and she took her ring off in public to appear single. And she was willing to go all the way..both monetarily and horizontally :-)
Jason: Hiyo!
Gordon: Ironically enough, she gets to $100,000, after pretty much obliterating her marriage.
Chico: And then loses it on this question.

"Do you consider yourself a good person?"

Chico: Lauren said YES. That answer was... FALSE. She leaves the stage with no money and quite possibly no husband.
Jason: I thought we would hear the detector laugh :)
Chico: So I guess the two big questions here are... 1) where, if anywhere, do we go from this, and 2) what, if anything, do we take from this?
Gordon: I think this show should be nominated for an Emmy. I really do. This was one of the best hours of television I have seen in a long, long time.
Chico: Everyone loves a public spectacle.
Jason: We take from this...that again...Gordon was right.
Gordon: And hearing Jason say that never gets old :)
Jason: What I mean by that is...before Gordon's ego blows up the internet.... :) You said a few weeks ago that either a sinner or saint would try to go all the way, right?
Chico: Got one before the other :-)
Jason: We definitely didn't get a saint.
Chico: No joke.
Gordon: Exactly. If Lauren just took the low road all the way, she would have won it.
Chico: I'm not saying Lauren's a gold-digger... actually, yeah, that's exactly what I'm saying.
Gordon: That was a great question also to ask at that point.
Chico: It's the TV sense.
Jason: I agree. That was a perfect question.
Gordon: Right. In the TV sense. This would have been the question that completely submarined her - and it's a trick question for you to say, yes I am good, when you clearly are not.
Chico: I'm good when the cameras are rolling. Obviously... not.
Gordon: Exactly - and you aren't. And again, it's not the show. Its the person. The show is only the tool.
Jason: But the story didn't end there my friends.
Gordon: No it didn't.
Jason: This made national headlines...as in an interview with the New York Post on Wednesday. They both were interviewed
Chico: Who owns the Post?
Jason: Rupert Murdoch, who owns Fox
Chico: What a coincidence.
Jason: Yes I know. But May I go on? :)
Chico: Get there, please.
Jason: There were a couple of interviews on Wednesday. The Cleris were interviewed. She said she wanted to do it for the money and would share it with her hubby. The hubby wanted to work things out. The producers said she wanted out of the marriage and this was the vehicle. On Thursday the ex was upset at what happened and now regrets it...yeah right.
Chico: Sounds like nobody knows what they want.
Gordon: It's all fun and games until you see your life exposed to everyone under a microscope. I give that relationship 2 months, at most. I think the woman and hubby are playing spin control. I would agree with the producers that this relationship is doomed.
Jason: It's over. But again, this is what Fox wanted. How did they do Monday night, may I ask?
Gordon: Second, behind DOND, around a 9 rating
Jason: Is that good?
Gordon: It's decent. It did better than Gladiators or Dance Wars in their finale episodes. And as it's going to Wednesdays now back to back with Idol, those ratings will go up.
Jason: IYO, could it hold it's own?
Chico: Probably not.
Gordon: I wouldn't think so. Not on Mondays.
Chico: I mean, even 5th Grader fell off when it was thrown out on its own. But Fox ordered 13 more of these lions-vs.-Christian outings, so...
Gordon: I think it could hold its own on Fridays, with less demand and more of a kiddie crowd watching. And speaking of Fridays, let's see if we could give out another million....well, did we?
Chico: ... No., We did not. But it was an interesting time watching it; TPIR's Million Dollar Game on Friday was Range Game.
Jason: A great choice---a little nod to Power of 10 if you ask me :)
Chico: You're probably asking yourself, how could you possibly play Range Game for... yeah, what Block said. =p. Anyway, think to the $10,000,000 question on Pof10... Get the range, win the prize. Give the price... Win $1 million. Friday, it was played for a Dodge Charger. We start at $22,200 and end at $22,800
Jason: A pretty basic one.
Chico: As always, you have a $150 range. Go ahead and dial in a guess...
Jason: $22,595
Chico: So you'd say $22,595-$22,645
Jason: Yes.
Gordon: 22,569 :D
Jason: 22,495
Chico: And you'd say $22,569 to $22,619, you pervert.
Gordon: Si.
Chico: It was $22,605
Gordon: Yay, car!
Chico: Gina, who won a bar set in her one-bid, gets a shot at it. She... misses. Both the exacta and the range.
Gordon: Waa Waaaaaa
Chico: No Charger, No Double Showcase win, no million.
Jason: When I saw the tape...and I bid $22,595 as a goof I was $10 off.
Chico: Ouch. So did someone win a million on that other big money game show this week, daddy?
Gordon: You mean Deal or Else I put 500 MDC's (Million Dollar Cases) up on the board?
Chico: That's the one I'm thinking of.
Gordon: No. Another $200,000+ win, but no. And with that, the Million Dollar Mission ends.
Jason: For now.
Chico: But it accomplished what it set out to do... Get people watching again.
Jason: They are bringing it back?
Chico: And yes, Scott St. John has hinted about bringing it back.
Gordon: And for all of those people who like inane sweep stunts, it WILL be back for next season. And yes, it officially got renewed for another season. So Alex Davis, who threatened to shave himself bald on THIS VERY PROGRAM if the show gets renewed...I hope you have those shears ready.
Chico: PICTURES, BRO!
Gordon: I want to compare you to Chico and see if you were separated at birth.
Chico: Double bald and sexy. Anyway, Scott St. John has a crazy idea.
Gordon: What's that other crazy idea that Scott St John has?
Chico: Go global.
Jason: This idea gets me all tingly.
Chico: Howie and his cases are going to South Africa, Estonia, and the Philippines.
Gordon: I think it's a great idea. Contestants now playing by other countries rules.
Chico: Question on my mind... where's the love for the Deal or No Deal motherland, huh? Where's Holland?
Jason: I saw the European versions in Holland and Spain...love them.
Gordon: I also like the Mexico game, with the Temptation Cases and the promise of a car if you can get through the first 3 rounds without eliminating the million.
Chico: Of course, the Mexican version expanded to all of Latin North America ... briefly.
Jason: Never go against Sabado Gigante. Bad programmers
Gordon: Mucho Malo
Chico: No juego para la casa.
Gordon: No. que lastima :(
Chico: Okay, Marco. But yeah, it'll be a refreshing change of pace to see how "everyone else does it".
Jason: And they are using local hotties as case girls
Gordon: True - just like another show migrated over to the U.S. as we saw in the UK first how celebrities danced.
Chico: Yep. This is actually something we promised from last week's Brainvision. It's time for the sixth-semi-annual... Handicapping with the Stars.
Gordon: Yay!
Chico: Lots of things to take into account... Q rating... natural grace... dance ability... and of course, the chaos rule. AKA the Master P Logarithm. So is everyone ready? Remember, at the end, you're choosing a final three.
Gordon: Kids. It's simple. If you're not famous, you go home. If you're semi-famous, you have a shot, and then it's your dancing that determines if you win.
Chico: Funny you mention that. The first person on the list is Marissa Jaret Winokur.
Gordon: Who?
Chico: Exactly. Seriously, she's an actress. Appeared with Pamela Anderson on "Stacked".
Jason: Broadway...Hairspray...bottom third.
Chico: Maybe a fringe player. I see bottom of the middle.
Gordon: First woman gone
Chico: Okay, next up is Adam Carolla. We remember him playing "Death" on Family Guy, Dr. Drew's partner on Loveline, Jimmy's partner on The Man Show, and Dicky Dawson on Match Game in Game Show Marathon
Gordon: Not as famous as you would think. Second guy gone
Jason: Pretty much...who?
Chico: I think he's going to be this season's Kenny Mayne. Maybe the first guy gone. Next, Shannon Elizabeth...Top three.
Jason: No way.
Chico: Big way.
Jason: Tell me how.
Chico: I recognize that body anywhere, and I have faith that she knows what to do with it. I mean, she is bangin'.
Jason: She is banging, and can play some kick ass poker...but anyone else besides the American Pie fans? No.
Chico: Yes. Maxim subscribers.
Jason: But do Maxim subscribers vote...no.
Gordon: I remember her from being porked by a killer snowman with his carrot in her first horror film.
Jason: Um...ok.
Chico: Little too much insight on your interests, Gordon. :-)
Gordon: Deadly Serious. Look it up. I have the movie. Jack Frost.
Chico: But can she dance?
Gordon: Who cares? She got killed in a horror movie by super penetration by carrot by a killer snowman. What else do you need? Top 5, and possibly Top 3.
Chico: EXACTLY! She got killed in a movie... plays poker.. and we've seen her boobies.
Gordon: And they are better than 2 lumps of coal.
Chico: Next is... Cristian de la Fuente, last seen on telenovelas, but I caught him in a CSI Miami rerun. Season 1. He was Sam.
Gordon: And how do foreign actors that 95% of the general populace don't know do on this show?
Jason: Not well.
Chico: Not that darn well. Second guy out.
Gordon: Not for me. Make him the First guy gone.
Chico: Next, Steve Guttenberg. Yes, he's still alive. Surprised me, too. I think he may surprise. Middle of the pack. It's his mother's favorite show. He's not going to mess up in front of his mother.
Jason: He has some fan base, but not enough to win. Mid pack
Gordon: He has some fan base. I think he could surprise, but I don't think he wins it. upper half.
Chico: Okay. Next, requisite game host Penn Jillette. one half of comedy magic team.
Jason: This one might shock you. I think he makes the top 3. His fanbase is pretty strong. He wont win. But he is there.
Chico: That much is a given.
Gordon: He will be very strong. In addition, everyone is going to want to see what he does to make the dances exciting. He is after all, an entertainer. Top 3 and Dark Horse to win the whole thing.
Chico: I think he's going to throw himself into this. Upper half. Next... a different Mario... Mario. "Let Me Love You..."
Jason: Semi-know R&B singer...can dance...can he adapt...mid pack
Chico: I think he's going to creep into the top three if he can adapt.
Gordon: I think he will adapt. I think he just misses the Top 3. #4.
Chico: Priscilla Presley next. She gets the old people vote.
Gordon: She does. She'll stay up there for a while. Upper pack.
Jason: Big Time...and she could surprise...she still looks good.
Chico: I think she'll drop out at #4, myself. How would tennis star Monica Seles do?
Gordon: I think she's one of the 2 last females standing. Top 5.
Chico: Not me. I'm thinking low pack.
Jason: I agree. Shannon Elizabeth is hot...but athletes have won this show 3 times running.
Gordon: She's not only an athlete - she's a well-known popular one who got cut down in her prime. Everyone loves one of these underdog stories.
Chico: Compare her with some of the other females playing. Chief among them... Kristi Yamaguchi. Ice skater... graceful... married to a Hurricane. I think she may be upper middle.
Jason: Bias maybe? :)
Gordon: She's going to be great, too, but she doesn't have the same pop or audience fan base. She'll still do well though - upper half.
Jason: Agreed Upper Half.
Gordon: You don't think that Chico, the North Carolinan, has bias for someone who married someone of North Carolina's professional hockey team, do you?
Chico: Errr...How about Jason Taylor of the Miami dolphins?
Jason: He does have some fan base as a model and commercial spokesperson...ain't bad to the eye...mid pack.
Chico: He's my sister's favorite.. to look at .
Jason: So Q likes the JT.
Gordon: Last NFL player to do this...won the whole thing. The tradition will continue. My pick to win it all.
Chico: Last one...Marlee Matlin. Deaf actress...
Gordon: Nice story. Doesn't have the fan base. Lower half.
Chico: I think there is going to be more contempt for her than there was for Heather Mills.
Jason: What? Why? Marlee Matlin has ZERO baggage?
Gordon: Why is there going to be contempt for this, Chico?
Chico: Heather Mills had her wooden leg. Marlee has her uber-tech hearing aid.
Jason: Big fat hairy deal.
Chico: Just stating these things.
Jason: Heather Mills was hated because she was a gold-digger. Not because she had a wooden leg.
Chico: You didn't watch to see it flying off, then.
Jason: No I didn't.
Chico: You're... better than I am :-)
Gordon: I wanted it to go flying and impale Drew Lachey. Is that wrong?
Chico: Yes.
Jason: About 10 shades. lol
Chico: Drew deserved far more than Dance War. Okay, real quick. Top 3's? Mine... Penn, Shannon, and Mario.
Jason: My Three--Jillette, Seles, Yamaguchi Winner: Penn Jillette
Gordon: Jilette, Shannon, Taylor. Winner - Taylor. And by the way. you want to know how many of us had winner Helio Castroneves in our Top 4?
Chico: Umm... NONE?

(DING)

Jason: NONE
Chico: So we'd like to congratulate Marissa Jaret Winokur for winning DWTS 6. But now let's talk about a different celebrity - Dave Holmes.
Gordon: What's Dave up to?
Chico: He's the host of TV Guide's new quiz show, "Celebrity Says". It premiered this week.
Jason: Uh...ok.
Chico: It's a pretty simple affair. It's like Street Smarts played with three players. Round 1: You have to guess what a celebrity said. Round 2: You have to guess what celebrity said what. Round 3: 90-second speed round. Final round for $5000 cash money: answer five questions on a celebrity. All the questions utilize TV Guide's extensive library of red carpet footage. So far as game shows of this ilk, it succeeds by keeping it simple. The celebrity-oriented quiz show is probably one of the easiest things to screw up. On the Cover...Starface...
Jason: Which both stunk
Chico: Yeah.
Gordon: So how do you like the show?
Chico: Well, the show moves incredibly fast (there's like 15 minutes
of game for every half hour show), and Dave Holmes handles the format with the wiseacry warranted. I'm going to go with a B on this one. If I had a complaint... The commercials are a tad long, but then again, it's TV Guide Network. They're ALL a tad long.
Gordon: So we have a good game show.
Chico: For a change. How about that?
Jason: How about that
Gordon: I'm amazed...in a good way
Chico: It airs weeknights at 10, and now that How Much Is Enough is over, you can catch it.
Jason: I will check it out.
Gordon: What's not so amazing - when you decide you're on a reality show and vote off...your own brother. We go to The Biggest Loser: Couples, where Jay and Mark are on the losing team. Dan, the original target, is the biggest loser for the team, so he can't be voted off. So it's either Roger, or one of the brothers. Jay has no choice in the matter. Roger and Dan will both vote for Mark. If Jay doesn't vote off Mark, then that's a 2-2 tie, which means the other team decides who leaves - which will probably be Jay, who's been the person who has annoyed everyone on the show. Hence, he has to vote for his brother, and Mark gets booted form the show.
Jason: Oh wow.
Gordon: But now Jay has a huge bulls-eye on his back, because now it's individual play. With his team being in the minority, Jay knows if he falls into the bottom two, he's a goner.
Jason: Pretty much.
Gordon: And once again, Jillian's team has the upper hand, as her team controls the majority. Bob may never win an edition of the Biggest Loser. Ever.
Jason: Too bad. :(
Gordon: But the good news is that Hand the pig has been slimming down. Hans and the Groundhogs have been on a nice weight-loss plan.
Jason: Since the strike, craft services have been good to them
Gordon: They have. And we're hoping a more athletic crew will create better news. Roll that Beautiful Brain Footage

(Doug: Live, local, and latebreaking... From the four corners of the globe to your frontal lobe, this is WLTI Brainvision News, and now here's Gordon Pepper, Chico Alexander, and the award-winning Brainvision News Team)

Chico: We're going to go ahead and start off with a bat to my head. *whap*... Now I feel better.
Jason: Don't do that
Gordon: Please don't...not when I can do it (whaps Chico)
Chico: OW!
Gordon: :D

Let's talk hosts... Rossi Morreale has been named host of "Can You Duet" on CMT at around the same time that Billy Ray Cyrus is the new host of "Nashville Star"

Gordon: Greeeeeeat
Jason: Gee...you think a) he is going to sing on Nashville? or worse...b) is Rossi?
Chico: Could be worse.
Jason: Or do you think a certain Ms. Montana might appear on NBC?
Gordon: Could be, rabbit
Chico: Welcome to worse.
Gordon: And she will probably sing.
Chico: Ugh. As for Rossi... he can only do one of two things... 1) Plug Temptation and 2) plug Arkansas football. But he's a good host, at least. We'll see how he handles this format. Billy Ray... that scares me.
Gordon: Too bad the ratings aren't good for either
Jason: We shall see come summer...all about the scheduling.
Chico: Yep. Can You Duet arrives next month. Nashville Star plays in the summer. For more dates... here's Gordon.
Gordon: And in the datebook...

This week - Oprah's Big Give. She gives you money. You spend it. The best giver wins money for themselves.

Jason: The ratings will be big for this.
Gordon: There will definitely be a huge opening viewing audience for this.
Chico: Shall I launch into the cult of Oprah spiel for this?
Gordon: Please do.
Chico: Quoting Aaron McGruder, creator of the Boondocks.  "We should all have a healthy fear of Oprah. She has the power to lay waste to an industry at the mere utterance. That's power you have to respect. And ultimately, I respect it." This one's going to do well because of the glut of people who'll do anything that Oprah says. We call that glut "The cult of Oprah"
Jason: Hail the Cult of Oprah. She just sold 3.5M copies of a book
Gordon: If you've seen the book club numbers, then you know what he says is so. Fear the Oprah.
Jason: The Book BTW...is a 'A New Earth'
Chico: And all she did was talk about it for 5 minutes. Now if only she can talk about us...Oprah says...read the book.
Gordon: Now SHE need to be president. Then we'll have no problem passing laws.
Chico: And of course, there's going global with Air Force One... This week, we're heading to Switzerland.

This year's nominees for the Rose d'Or were announced. Amongst them, "Power of 10".

Jason: Very cool. The show is a great show.
Chico: It is a good show, and props to BBC (I think it's BBC) for airing it and submitting it into consideration.
Gordon: Maybe they'll stick it up in the Nominations against American Idol, so you can truly have art imitating life.
Chico: Not going to happen.
Jason: Nope.
Chico: Reality shows can't play with game shows. Sorry, G.
Gordon: Well, that's finally a smart idea. But we have a few dumb ones. You ready for some stupidity?
Chico: Ready.
Gordon: I have 2 chalkboards this week.
Jason: (hands you the colored chalk)
Gordon: First one...anyone for more Jasinski?
Chico: Hoo boy.
Jason: Hoo boy indeed.

Are You Smarter Than...Adam Jasinski, who does something dumber that calling the special ed kids retards. He now calls gays the 'F' word (which rhymes with maggot). Why is this worse? Because there are actually 2 gay people in the cast, as well as some gay-friendly contestants. That's more than enough to boot off Adam.

Chico: This is all in the internet feed. None of this will see the light of CBS television broadcast day.
Gordon: Second chalkboard...

Are You Smarter Than...NBC, who decided to air Quarterlife on MySpace, MTV, et al before showing it on their own network. Result? The worst ratings in that time slot in 17 years and a quick removal. Kids, if you want people to watch your show, it needs to be on your network FIRST.

Chico: Awwww.
Jason: Yup.
Chico: So what do we play in its place? Four words.
Gordon: Deal...Or No Deal. And speaking of which...It's in Haterade this week.
Chico: Drink up.

Remember the Lucky Case game? Remember Mob Money? Wonder why neither of them are on the air right now? Because Georgia is suing NBC for running a false lottery. If Georgia wins, then NBC must give back ALL of the money to the Georgians. If the other states follow suit, this could be disaster for their interactive department.

Chico: We're going to get into this later...
Jason: And this could mean MILLIONS to NBC.
Gordon: Millions? Try Billions, with a B. Think about it. Lets go through all of their call-ins. Big Board Please.

Gordon: Subject: Call in and Lose. Let's see what NBC Shows have done a call in and win format and what could be in trouble. Deal or No Deal, of course. Also Mob Money with 1 Vs. 100.
Jason: America's Got Talent
Chico: Who's Got the X?
Gordon: Right. Identity, with guess who's using whatever product. The Apprentice, with Who Should The Donald Fire.
Chico: Yeah... and when did Identity get canned again?
Gordon: Doesn't matter. It's still liable
Chico: LCS's Daily funny....
Gordon: But it wasn't a contest, so they can't get into trouble. So 5 shows. Millions of dollars NBC may have to return. Oopsie.
Chico: I doubt it.
Jason: Why Chico?
Chico: I mean, this isn't the quiz scandal redux we're talking about.
Jason: What if people didn't have access to the free online component?
Chico: Then they do the texting.
Jason: And then bingo
Chico: And here's the thing...
Jason: Go for it.
Chico: You're talking about people willing to confess to "illegal gambling". That's people willing to confess to criminal antics that'll more than likely take money out of their pockets. AGAIN.
Gordon: But its not the people's fault. Its NBC's fault.
Jason: The money wasn't going into a prize pool.
Gordon: Right. It was going into NBC's pockets
Jason: And the telephone companies
Chico: Just seems to me that Georgia's looking to make some money off of the Deal pool... but we'll get into this later.
Gordon: And as NBC thought they were getting loaded - let's truly get loaded.
Chico: Yes. Let's. Staying on Deal or No Deal...
Jason: (HIC--achoo)
Chico: Endemol is ... get that guy a hot toddy...

Endemol is getting into the casual online gaming business, including entries based on Deal and 1 vs. 100.

Gordon: Anything to text in?
Chico: no.
Jason: ok
Chico: Hence the phrase "casual online gaming".
Gordon: I see. Maybe they will make some casual cash
Chico: maybe
Jason: maybe
Gordon: And then with the money, we can buy a casual couch
Chico: Nice
Gordon: What do you got?
Chico: This one's for the families reading...

"A popular family network" is currently casting families who reside in the NYC AREA to take part in a new television game show, seeking "families with at least 2 kids (aged 8 to 18)" and "a minimum of four members"
http://www.realitywanted.com/call/2266-family-game-show-now-casting-in-new-york

Gordon: ooooh. aaaaah.
Chico: you can win.. get this... a room makeover.
Gordon: Weeeeee
Chico: Or maybe you're the model type.

Top Model season 11 is casting
http://www.realitywanted.com/call/2125-americas-next-top-model-cycle-11-now-casting

Gordon: And maybe you want to get beaten up by Paulina
Chico: Or called a transvestite. That's...kinda harsh.
Jason: oh boy
Gordon: Its harsh, but we got hoes for you
Chico: (Plays "Pimpin")

In this week's Media Ho Report, Ken Jennings hosts a trivia event on March 19th in Moorpark, the WPT hires Antonio Esfandiary, 2 Big Brother Contestants get Slop poisoning, Ben Vereen, Cris Judd and Vitamin C are the judges for Your Mama Don't Dance', Billy Bush goes to Radio, Boyz II Men sees their CD sales go up 152% after appearing on Don't Forget the Lyrics, Tyra Banks and Ashton Kutcher team up for a show, Karina Smirnoff (DWTS) has back surgery...

Jason: Ouch . Get better soon.

This week's booties include Atalya (America's Next Top Model) and Chris (Project Runway, and Tito (The Apprentice), as well as Jason Yeager, Alexandrea Lushington, Alaina Whitaker and Robbie Carrico on American Idol.

Gordon: But none of them are your ho of the week.
Jason: Who gets the cup this time?
Gordon: The cup goes to The Academy of Television Arts & Sciences, who may be adding Best Reality Show Host to the list of Emmys.
Jason: Really?
Gordon: Really and truly.
Jason: Why? Pray tell.
Gordon: Well, if you have best reality show, you may as well have best reality show host. Of course, we created a best reality show host spot first :)
Jason: Thieves!
Gordon: This is another good reason to give The Amazing Race some more awards.
Jason: Seacrest! Seacrest! Seacrest!
Gordon: Since when does Ryan Seacrest host The Amazing Race?
Jason: I am campaigning for him to get the award for Idol.
Chico: Alrighty then
Gordon: And Those...Are Your Hoes.
Chico: Come on, Phil. You can do it. Okay. That's Brainvision. Shut it down.

(Shutting Down)

Chico: Okay, Gordon. What happened with the survey this week?
Gordon: Last week, we asked what most of you preferred to see, between Amne$ia, My Dad is Better Than Your Dad, and the latest in goat porn. Over 60% of you....preferred to watch goat porn.
Chico: Ouch. Very ouch.
Jason: Very Very ouch
Jason: But it's more entertaining that dreck.
Gordon: 36% wanted Amne$ia, and less than 4% wanted My Dad. This week's Survey...