Chico: Endorsed by Alicia Keys.
Gordon: Does it have a bribe the airline contest on the back of the can?
Chico: OFF.
Gordon: Fine. So who's the daddy?
Jason: We have 8 people left to challenge Ken Jennings. We get to rank them.
Gordon: Sounds good to me.
Chico: First up, the only daddy that can be a mommy...Pam Mueller.
Gordon: Pam can be my mommy.
Jason: She is a damn good player. But not enough to win...about 4th in my group.
Gordon: Next.
Chico: Okay, next... Frank Spangenberg (or "Frank Spankenberg" for all the spankings he's dealing). It's like he's a magician, doing a magic trick, and he needs two volunteers. He makes you disappear.
Gordon: IIIIIII see Frankie spanking Paaaaaaaaammie-claaaaaaaus.
Jason: Frankie is the man. He wins.
Gordon: So...

FRANK -> PAM

Gordon: Next!
Chico: Next up, Chris Miller. The more recent of the champions.
Jason: Frank beats Chris.
Gordon: He's very good, Is he good enough?
Chico: Not to beat Pam or Frank. Pam's his mama.
Gordon: So...

FRANK -> PAM -> CHRIS.

Chico:  Next up...John Cuthbertson. The man who beat mah woman.
Gordon: He's a very good player
Jason: Over Chris and between Pam.
Chico: Agreed.
Gordon: Frank, Pam, John, Chris?
Jason: Yup...

FRANK -> PAM -> JOHN -> CHRIS

Gordon: Next!
Chico: Next, Mr. Host, Brad Rutter.
Gordon: He escaped in the last round, has not looked good.
Jason: Below John and above Chris. He has not looked that good.
Chico: Strong... but not strong enough. I say Frank and Pam can take him.
Gordon: Better than Chris for me, but that's it.
Jason: He has been lucky, not good.
Chico: Very lucky.
Gordon: He wagered well. That's not going to help him in the later rounds.
Chico: Okay, so if we're taking the difference here....

FRANK -> PAM -> JOHN -> BRAD -> CHRIS.

Gordon: Fair enough., NEXT!
Chico: Dan the Other Man, Dan Melia.
Jason: Right behind Frank.
Gordon: Dan's been very impressive.
Chico: Very much so.
Jason: He has been dominant in this tournament.
Chico: But who could he take? John, Brad, Chris... Pam, yes.
Gordon: I agree with Jason - stick him right behind Frank

FRANK -> DAN -> PAM -> JOHN -> BRAD -> CHRIS

Gordon: Next!
Chico: Next, Michael Daunt, the great grey matter from the great white north. He's been taking no prisoners since that original loss some years back.
Gordon: I have to represent Ryan - stick him behind Frank.
Chico: Agreed. Actually, between Dan and Pam. He's not that good yet.
Gordon: I think he surprises you all.
Jason: Behind Pam. Not that good.
Chico: So taking the difference...

FRANK -> DAN -> MICHAEL -> PAM -> JOHN -> BRAD -> CHRIS.

Chico: One more player in the form of... Jerome Vered! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Gordon: At the top. Front and Center.
Jason: At the Top.
Gordon: No one's been more impressive
Chico: Have to agreed.

JEROME -> FRANK -> DAN -> MICHAEL -> PAM -> JOHN -> BRAD -> CHRIS.

Chico: And now, because I can, the spoiler... if we were to throw JASON in!
Jason: Oh my.
Chico: How would you do, Jason?
Jason: I am not a total egotist. I would think I would put myself right behind Dan.

JEROME -> FRANK -> DAN -> BEAT THE BLOCK -> MICHAEL -> PAM -> JOHN -> BRAD -> CHRIS.

Jason: I am good, but not the way these guys are playing.
Gordon: Let's stick one more in there... KEN JENNINGS!
Chico: Let's NOT!
Gordon: You've seen them all a couple of times. How many of them TRULY have a shot to beat him?
Jason: Jerome, Frank and Dan do. The rest no.
Chico: Agreed.
Gordon: I'd agree with that assessment.

JEROME -> FRANK -> DAN -> CAN YOU BEAT KEN JENNINGS? -> BEAT THE BLOCK -> MICHAEL -> PAM -> JOHN -> BRAD -> CHRIS.

Gordon: And with that, we are done with this segment. We will do some acting when we come back.
Chico: I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Pepper.

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