Episode 17.14
April 7

Gordon: Wouldn't that be Breakfast Club - The Musical?
Chico: Yes. Yes it would. The ending number is, of course, "(Don't You) Forget About Me"
Jason: Of course
Gordon: As in their careers?
Chico: something like that, yeah. Welcome back, friends. It's time for the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.
Jason: Here we go (puts cowboy hat on)
Chico: First up...

Chico is the good. Gordon can be the bad, and Jason can be the ugly. The subject...

David Archuleta's song choices.

Jason: The ugly: Daddy doesn't always know best.
Chico: The good... David's been very adept as an artist, and he's gotten to the point where he can sing anything and it can be believable. And now, ... the truth.
Gordon: The Bad - These obscure songs are so schmaltzy that only a father can love...oh wait...
Chico: Win.
Jason: Pretty much.
Chico: Okay, what's next?

Gordon is Good, Jason is Bad, and Chico is Ugly on...

Season 1 of The Moment of Truth

Gordon: The Good: The best new game show of the season and a psychological required course for graduate students.
Jason: The Bad - The psychologist should be required for the contestants who are willing to say ANYTHING to win $500,000. It's Jerry Springer: The Game Show.
Chico: The ugly: two words... Lauren Cleri.
Jason: Whoa baby. That was some nasty stuff.
Chico: oh yeah... and that's being kind. Next..

Jason... Good. Chico... bad. Gordon... ugly. Subject...

Al Roker hosting Celebrity Family Feud

Jason: The good...he has done a great job hosting specials on the Food Network and Millionaire. It will translate well there.
Chico: The bad... He's no John O'Hurley. And he's only hosted TWO shows.. for less than a year
Gordon: The Ugly - 100 people were surveyed. Top 3 answers on the board. Name a game show host who looks like he has eaten 2 of the past 3 family feud hosts.
Jason: That was wrong.
Gordon: but was it funny?
Jason: Yes.
Chico: ...yes.
Gordon: Then I have done my job. Next one...

Jason - Good, Gordon - Bad. Chico - Ugly. Subject...

Lack of Jeopardy Champion Dominance

Jason: The good....We have seen the tough question writing and it will give a lot of people a chance at the podiums.
Gordon: The Bad - instead of talking about Jeopardy, because of the lack of a good champion,we're talking about...Bingo.
Chico: The ugly... I actually heard them talking about installing a revolving door at SPS.
Gordon: You sure they don't need one for the government policies?
Jason: Huh? You mean the governor's mansion in NY? yeah.
Chico: Touche. Next...

Gordon: Good. Chico: Bad. Jason: Ugly. Subject... Bravo's Step It Up and Dance

Gordon: We haven't done a behind the scenes dance show, and it was fun to look behind the scenes as to what really goes on.
Chico: The bad: I remember a show doing something similar to this... Make Me a Supermodel... which was just like America's Next Top Model... which wasn't that good to begin with.
Jason: The Ugly: Copycat of a Dance show...check. Nothing Original...check. Nothing to see here....check.
Chico: Sorry, J. The correct answer is... Elizabeth Berkley... Elizabeth Berkley.
Gordon: Finally...

Chico - Good, Jason - Bad Gordon - Ugly . Subject...April 1st's Jokes on Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy.

Chico: Good... An injection of funny in shows known for being all about business.
Jason: The bad....I swear that mustache and hairpiece were moving....
Gordon: Ugly - I think they got Pat Sajak's Bald Cap from Howie Mandel's collection
Chico: Now THAT's ugly!
Jason: Yeah! But seriously...I thought they were both fun.
Chico: Alex's moustache was pretty freaky looking in HD.
Jason: lol
Chico: Okay, great round guys. Let's go to break.
Gordon: When we come back, we scale the Lists.
Chico: If it's anything like a money ladder, I'm in.
Jason: count me in too.

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