Episode
3.13 - Family
August 10
Twelve families, mothers and sons, fathers and daughters, brothers and
sisters... One family will emerge champion. All of them will have to go through
hell to get to it.
THE WIPEOUT QUALIFIER
Tonight, the Qualifier consists of...
- The Pitchfork Tumbler... They're
pitchforks... and they tumble.
- The Sucker Punch: one wall, multiple punching gloves, a world of hurt.
- The Big Balls: Launching Motivator is back in full force.
- The Trampoline Sweeper: tramps.... Sweepers. Two great tastes that
taste great together.
- The Fling Set: Watch the arms as you make your way to the exit.
ADVANCING TO ROUND 2
Dannie & Monica Colon
Kainoa & Juliann Kahai
Randall & Denise Betters
Tom & Jamie Cardiff
Brian & Diane Hoh
Tony Juarez & Marie Ramirez
THE OVERDRIVE
It's a giant steering wheel with sweepers
and windshield wipers. Contestants start on the green pad, maneuvering
through the sweepers onto the red pad, then landing on the red platform
via one of three obstacles. If they get knocked off, they go to the
start and try again. The first three families will move on.
ADVANCING TO ROUND 3
Dannie & Monica Colon
Tom & Jamie Cardiff
Tony Juarez & Marie Ramirez
WIPEOUT BRUISEBALL
Now, there are four bases. We start at
the Dizzy Dummy, then round to the Mound while avoiding the business end
of the bat. Next, down the Bouncing Baseline to second base. Turntables
to third, then a jump into the tank to go all the way. The first two
families to round the bases are Zone-bound.
ADVANCING TO THE WIPEOUT ZONE
Tom & Jamie Cardiff
Tony Juarez & Marie Ramirez
THE WIPEOUT ZONE
Rebuilt from the ground up is the world's
most dangerous obstacle course... the Wipeout Zone! Tonight...
- The Catapult
- The Spin Cycle: A vertical foam filled drum that they'll have to
navigate to get to...
- The Triple Threat: Two big sweepers... then one small one... lather,
rinse, repeat.
- The Rib Rage: run as far as you can as fast as you can to get to ...
- The Gauntlet: spiked whackers and arms & dangerous separate one
person
from $50,000. Fastest wins.
Since this is a family show... in more
than one sense, the best combined time will win $50,000.
First up, Board Gamer Tom Cardiff. He sets the
pace at 4:45. A huge advantage for his mom.
First, though, is "Cop and Attitude" daughter
Marie Ramirez. She clocks in at... 20:34.
Now it's mom versus dad. All Jamie has to do is
complete the Wipeout Zone in about 15 minutes, and the money is hers... and her
son's. she does it in... 13:58! TOM & JAMIE CARDIFF SHUT OUT THE COP FOR THE
WIN!
Twenty-four more players try not to get chopped
and screwed by the courses next time. Until then, goodnight... and Big Balls.
To view this episode in its entirety or to apply to be a contestant on
"Wipeout", go to abc.com/wipeout
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