Episode
3.12 - Knock Knock, Who's There, Wipeout
August 3
You think Grey's Anatomy is full of love and
pain? You ain't seen nothing yet. Twenty-four patients will be seen in the ER
that is... the Wipeout Qualifier.
THE WIPEOUT QUALIFIER
Tonight, the Qualifier consists of...
- The Door Knock. Behind one of these
three doors... Pain. Behind the other two... More pain.
- The Sucker Punch: now in a rainbow of colors, one wall, multiple punching gloves, a world of hurt.
- The Bouncing Big Balls: Motivator is back in full force.
- The Shake-o-Lator: A crazy-moving platform
- The Shape-Shifter: trampoline yourself through one of the three holes
in the wheel spinnie of doom!
ADVANCING TO ROUND 2
"Freak of Nature" Frank Beasley
Jeremy Luna
Jason "Captain Chemistry" Dr Muro
Joel "Oompa Loompa" Grande
Andrea "She's Looking for a Nosejob" Mansoor
Holly Hanson
Deborah "Never Give Up, Never Surrender" Blackwell
Yana "Commie Mommie" Zhernova
Sara "Chewie" Hastings
Ashley Morgan
Kurt "The Bird Man" Fuller
Scott "Mr. Fix-It" Griggers
DOUBLE CROSS
On a ten-foot high platform, the players
must negotiate their way through a platform cross while avoiding the
Sweeper arms. There are three green planks to enter, one red one to
exit. First six to pass through the Unstable Table on the other side
move on to the next stage.
And back to make things entertaining... the foamy
geyser.
ADVANCING TO ROUND 3
"Freak of Nature" Frank Beasley
Jason "Captain Chemistry" De Muro
Joel "Oompa Loompa" Grande
Deborah "Never Give Up, Never Surrender" Blackwell
Kurt "The Bird Man" Fuller
Scott "Mr. Fix-It" Griggers
BEACH PARTY SPINNER
Contestants will have to stay on the
Spinner for as long as possible, all the while having to jump over a
Sweeper bar. Go under it.. .they're out. There are four heats in total,
and the winner of each goes on to the Wipeout Zone. Also, there's $1000
hanging to the side if someone dares to grab the Brass Ring.
And of course, the beach has a
lifeguard... and they have beach toys.
Frank grabs the ring for $1000, and then tosses
it to continue... but then gets another low blow.
Coach Ewing gets taken out, but not
before grabbing the Brass Ring for $1000!
ADVANCING TO THE WIPEOUT ZONE
Deborah "Never Give Up, Never Surrender" Blackwell
"Freak of Nature" Frank Beasley
Jason "Captain Chemistry" De Muro
Joel "Oompa Loompa" Grande
THE WIPEOUT ZONE
Rebuilt from the ground up is the world's
most dangerous obstacle course... the Wipeout Zone! Tonight...
- The Dreadmill Launch
- The Gut Buster: A half-dozen of hydraulic blocks.
- The Sinistairs: three sweepers as you climb a spinning spiral
staircase
- The Gauntlet: this week, it's the Crankshaft, the Blades of Fury, and
the Beater-Totter.
Fifty large goes to the quickest time.
Jason De Muro drew #1, so ... he's going first.
He sets the bar at 10:14.
PE teacher Deborah "Never Give Up, Never
Surrender" Blackwell has blasts and tarnation... She also has a time of 10:05!
Joel Grande hopes not to be "Everlasting
Gob-stopped." But as the horn sounds on the Crankshaft, his Golden Ticket is
revoked.
So that leaves the Freak of Nature to take on the
Wipeout Zone. Will he beat the time of 10:05? He has seven minutes to take on
the Gauntlet... Final time... 5:41! FRANK BEASLEY LETS OUT A SCREAM OF TERROR AS
HE WINS $50,000 AND THIS WEEK'S TITLE!
Twenty-four more players try not to get chopped
and screwed by the courses next time. Until then, goodnight... and Big Balls.
To view this episode in its entirety or to apply to be a contestant on
"Wipeout", go to abc.com/wipeout
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