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Week 10 - December 23
Well you can say that there's nothing to play for -
and technically, you'd be right, as we all know the 6
teams who will be in the playoffs. The question is - who
gets the bye and who has to show up next week and play?
We start to find out...right now.
Match #1 - Delta Force (5-4) Vs. Reef Sharks (5-4)
The winner gets to be tied for first in the Expansion
Division. The loser gets to be at .500.
Reef Sharks -
Mark Pontius - He's been sharking around with 23
kills and 14 catches with a 50 mph shot.
Mark Long - He's 6'3", 205 and throws up to 50
mph. He had 2 catches and 34 kills - 2 of them for game
winners this season.
Chris Bullis - Another new guy (6'2", 200, 43
MPH) - with 16 kills and 7 catches to boot
Amy Wiseman - 5'6", 125, 36 MPH She has 15 kills
as well as 4 regens. Sweet.
Melanie Thomas - 5'4", 125, 26 MPH - 1 catch, 1
regen, 2 catches, 1 surfboard.
Paul 'Rambo' Green - A former player in the NFL -
6'3, 215, 60 MPH - and he can turn his eyeballs inside
out. Plus he has 34 kills (6 game winners) and 5
catches. That's one SCARY dude.
Bobby Roe - A former college baseball player.
6'5", 235, 48MPH. He's another big boy, with 32 kills
and 4 catches... Another scary dude...
Geoff Meed - A former professional Jujitsu
Martial Artist. 5'10", 177, 44 MPH, Not as scary as
Green with only 5 kills and 2 catches - but still scary.
Lisa Marshall - She's not 6', but at 5'10, 170
and 36MPH, she's another built player. She has 8 kills,
2 regens and 2 catches.
Linda Overhieu - 5'9", 130, 38MPH. At last,
someone who I can't accuse of bulking up - but she has 3
kills, 3 catches and 1 regen. Can she cowboy up?
Round 1 - Pontius goes out quickly, which is not good
for the sharks. Long is next and Thomas quickly follows.
The Sharks get a kill when Overhieu is gone, while a
Bullis catch brings back Pontius and eliminates Meed.
Green and Roe leave. which brings back Marshall, but she
regens the team. The revived force knocks the sharks
down to Wiseman, but she gets nailed and the Force takes
first blood (Force leads, 1-0).
Round 2 - Pontius is once again successfully targeted
out, and Bullis and Long leaves with him. We are down to
female sharks, and they don't last too long as the Force
get the quick series win (Sharks win, 2-0)
The Force win the match, and should Bling lose, the
Force wins the division. Should the Bling win, then we
see what the tie-breaker is. Speaking of which...
Match #2 - Bling (5-4) Vs. M.A.D. (2-7)
The Bling -
Portis Hershey - 48MPH - The Chinchilla has been
a little crazy with 2 Catches, 11 Kills, and two regens.
Frank Frisoli - 59MPH - He's been the main guy
with 32 Kills, 4 Game Winners and 2 catches
Adam Ullberg - 50MPH - He's been the true
sidekick with 21 Kills, 4 Catches
Mia Parlor - 7 Kills, 1 Catch, 1 regeneration -
She calls herself the female Kobe Bryant...
Alvina Carroll - 33 MPH ...which makes her the
female Dennis Rodman, though she does have 1 kill and 4
Mutually Assured Destruction -
Gary 'Spaz' Davis - 5'11", 165, 43MPH - The
captain has 20 kills and 2 catches, not good numbers for
a team leader.
Tarone Cathcart - 6'1", 180, 41MPH - has 13 kills
and 3 catches - none of which happened after week #1.
Marie Philman - 5'10", 180, 48MPH - She hash 9
kills and 5 catches, keeping up with Bartsch.
Mark Vannorden - 5'10", 167, 39 MPH - The stats
say it all - 13 Kills, 1 Catch, 1 virus
Anna Bartsch - 5'4", 160, 35MPH - she has 8
kills, 5 catches and 2 regenerations. Now if only she
can find a real team...
Round 1 - Ulberg says that they can't afford to be
complacent - but after a failed suicide kill, the M.A.D.
regen and take out the Bling (M.A.D. lead, 1-0).
Round 2 - We get another Bling assault - and another
M.A.D. regen. THis time, however, Bling answers the
assault and takes out M.A.D. (Tied, 1-1).
Round 3 - The DMW are Davis and Carroll. In this game,
it seems like M.A.D. wanted it more, as they dissect
Bling. Carroll gets eliminated as M.A.D. gets the big
upset (M.A.D. wins, 2-1). Delta Force gets the expansion
division and they get next week off.
The Expansion league is done. Let's see who wins the
Match #2 - Armed Response (5-4) Vs. Barbell Mafia
To have any shot at the title, Armed Response HAS to win
this. The Mafia is leaving, regardless of the outcome.
Armed Response -
David Benedetto - 48MPH - 32 Kills, 3 Catches,
Still a Swamp Donkey
Kel Watrin - 61 MPH - Fastest in the league, and
deadly with 23 kills (4 game winners) and 4
catches...but he has a TENDON INJURY! Replacing him
Danno 'Kamikaze' Kingman - 4 kills, 1 catch, and
David Rice - 44 MPH - 19 Kills, 7 Catches, and finally
has woken up
Nicole Zingale - 38 MPH - 2 Kills, 6 Catches. But
hey she's better than...
Tanya Fenderbosch - 34MPH - 1 Kill, 2 Catches. At
least Michelle Manu screamed a lot and did something.
Imagine what they would be like if they got support...
Barbell Mafia -
Jeramy Freeman - 6'0", 290, 47 MPH - He can
benchpress a car - but has only benchpressed 6 kills.
Tyrone Rush - 6'0", 200, 55 MPH - has 31 kills.
He has 11 catches, too.
Alan Grimes - 5'"10, 360, 45 MPH - 13 kills, 3
catches, leads the league in foot faults.
Melissa Coates - The blonde bodybuilder is 5'5",
150 and 37 MPH. She has yet to register a stat this
season, though she has 1 regen (which doesn't really
count as a stat)
Vanessa 'Scorpion' Altman - At 5'9", 155 and a 31
MPH shot, she also has no stats. Where's Amazon Beard
when you need her?
Round 1 - Danno Kingman plays the roll of Ullberg,
saying that they can't afford to look beyond the Mafia.
All they have to do is neutralize Rush...but Rush takes
out Rice and Zingale. Grimes leaves the Mafia and Rush's
shot is caught by the Swamp Donkey. That spells curtain
for the Mafia, as Coates, Altman and Freeman all go
bye-bye (Response leads, 1-0).
We go beyond to Tyrone Rush...who although works with
handicap children, will not make the playoffs, so who
cares. It's too bad that they don't have a TEAM behind
him. What team will pick him up as a free agent next
Round 2 - The Mafia-ettes (Coates and Altman) leave
quickly, but Benedetto also gets knocked out in a
triple-kill. Rush continues to go nuts - but Rice
catches Rush's shot, forcing Grimes to regen the team.
He happens to do this, and it's the Mafia Vs. Kingman
and Zingale. In the turning event of the match, Rush's
shot is caught by Kingman, who gets rid of Freeman.
Coates is all alone - and all gone. (Response wins,
2--0). The Response eagerly hope for an Ink Inc. win,
which gives THEM the Classic Title.
Match #4 - CPA (6-3) Vs. Ink Inc (5-4)
The Inksters can't win - but they can send the CPA's to
third if they defeat them and force a rematch next week.
Should the CPA win, they are off next week.
Ink Inc -
Ben 'Psycho' Toth - 5'11", 150, 48 MPH - He's the
captain, and he has 15 Kills and 4 Regens and 4 catches
Shaun 'Hitman' Hauser - 5'1"0, 215, 45MPH - He is
up to 16 kills, 4 of those game-winners.
Strati Hovartez - 6'0", 180, 59MPH - Leads the
team with 25 kills while getting 4 catches - maybe a
rookie of the year candidate?
Kim Estrada - 5'9". 125. 37MPH - She was on the
Curves of Steel. She's no longer there, but she does
have...curves - and 4 kills, 2 regens and 6 catches. Heh
'Scary' Kari Richardson - 5'8", 135, 31 MPH -
What's scary is that she has 3 catches - and 1 kill.
Certified Public Assassins -
Tobias McKinney (6'5, 130, 51 MPH) - 20 kills and
5 catches on the season - but only 2 in the last 3
Michael 'Handsome' Costanza - He's up to 33 kills
(and 6 game winners) - but he may want some help from
Art 'Artful Dodger' Spigel - 5'9", 175, 46 MPH.
He has plenty of help from Spigel, who has 20 kills, 3
catches and 8 regens
Mandy Sommers - Last year, the 5'5" player had 12
catches. This year - 9. She has to step it up
Natasha Pospich - She's 5'7", 135 and a former
tennis pro, but she has 1 kill, 1 catch, and a wrist
Round 1 - Costanza strikes first with a mid-air catch on
Hauser. McKinney and Richardson both leave and Toth
catches a Spigel shot. Costanza runs up the wall and
moves out of bounds - which gets him to flip the bird -
and that gets him a yellow card. Sommers leaves, which
leaves us with Pospich, who gets tagged out by a
returning Hauser shot (Ink leds, 1-0)
Round 2 - Toth goes nuts again - this time catching a
Costanza shot. McKinney gets hit and Estrada steps out
of bounds. Pospich gets knocked out next, leaving Spigel
and Sommers - but Sommers catches a Hovartez shot and
McKinney comes back in. Richardson suicide walks out,
leaving Hauser to regen for 20 seconds. He does, and the
team comes back in. McKinney, Spigel and Hovartez go
back out, leaving Sommers to defend. She survives a
suicide attempt by Toth, leaving a full CPA squad Vs.
Estrada, Hauser and Richardson. Hauser takes out both
CPA women, but Richardson and Hovartez gets knocked out.
Hauser and Estrada quickly joins them and the CPA keep
their shot at the division title alive (Tied, 1-1).
Round 3 - This is Classic Dodgeball from the CPA. The
Inksters are pegged out one by one until Richardson and
Toth are left. Toth, with plenty of fight left, knocks
out Sommers and McKinney. He then sends out Richardson
to take the Suicide Walk to get the clock to get the 20
second regeneration clock going...but a well thrown shot
from Spigel knocks the ball out of Toth's hands. End of
game. End of Match. End of the Regular Season. The CPA's
defend their league title. (CPA wins, 2-1)
So here are the final regular season standings -
Certified Public Assassins
Mafia - ELIMINATED
Mutually Assured Destruction - ELIMINATED
Nest week, we have the
following - Wild Card Action - Armed Response Vs. Ink
Inc. and Bling Vs. Reef Sharks
THE ALL-STAR GAME!
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