"Eviction Night: Jase
vs. Marvin" - August 12
Welcome to Weenie Roast
Night, featuring Jase as the guest weenie! Last time, he
fell for Jennifer's Six Finger Plan, lock, stock, and
barrel, being put on the block in Diane's stead thanks
to Drew's veto. Tonight, day 42, the halfway mark, he
is, in gambler's parlance, a 99-to-1 dog to stay in the
house for another week.
Needless to say, the
Four Horsemen are coming unglued after Drew's decision
last time, especially after Jase denying Drew a fiver.
And where we come from, that's a hardcore diss.
Understandable, especially given that Drew looked him in
the eye and lied. Well, karma's a bitch, ain't it?
Michael calls Drew on being a man of his word, not of
Speaking of which, Diane
calls Jase on his jealousy toward Drew in retaliation
for what was said about Holly before she was evicted.
Having been verbally attacked, Diane goes to the
courtyard for a breather on the treadmill. Karen did
nothing to stick up for her, which drives her to tears.
Jase comes in, us thinking that he's going to apologize
while knowing that he's going to say something like
"Kiss my ass?" And look at that, he does.
But Marvin says to
expect the unexpected. Jase calls into play the longshot!
(*brakes screech*) Michael tries to convince Drew that
he made a big mistake. Drew tells him that he did not
make a deal with the ladies (didn't you, Drew?). On the
other hand, Jase tries reverse psychology. It's stupid
enough to blow up in its face. I bet you it does.
Back live, Drew admits
to a difficult week, being between Jase and Diane.
Natalie feels good to be herself. Michael, shaved clean,
admits that it's been quiet since Scott left. In a
moment, another houseguest *cough*Jase*cough* will join
him, as Michael is the only one so far to cast a vote
for Marvin. Drew, Natalie, and Will both have ill to
pathologic remorse for Jase and somewhat better regard
for Marvin's gamesmanship.
But first, let's revisit
last year's "Big Brother 4: The X Factor" for a spell.
You know, because we have nothing better to talk about
this week. Jun Song & Jee Choe, Erika Landin & Robert
Roman, and Alison Irwin & Justin Giovinco... whatever
happened to... well, five of them? Erika talks to Jack
all the time. Robert and Erika are friends now, but
still has beef with Alison and Jun. "The dream team is
still The Dream Team (himself, Justin, and Jee aka The
Three Stooges), not the Four Horsemen." They still keep
in contact. Justin graduated from Pitt. He followed
Alison and Donny on AR5... both of their legs. And we
all know what happened to Alison, but she talks to
Justin still. Nathan... not so much. Jee misses all the
houseguests, particularly the Stooges. Jun bought an
apartment with her half-mill, complete with a shrine to
her bad ass. You know, what Samuel L. Jackson wanted
once upon a time. No contact with Jee. Okay. But her
father was in a coma after the show. He passed away a
month ago, and Jun spent her money taking a year off
with her winnings and her late father.
So what does Hamster
Class of 2003 think of this year's lot? Jun was
captured. Robert would've rather had an ex. Justin was
shocked by the twins. Alison's interested as well.
Robert's interested... in not thinking about two Alisons...
and neither are we.
Back live with Nakomis
in the HOH room. She admits that she could never put her
brother on the block, but at the same time, she wouldn't
rule out voting for him if there was no other choice.
Why target Jase? "He lies, he cheats, he pees on stuff,
he's really annoying, he intimidates people, he plays
way too strong, and he's just not the type of player I
want to have in the house." And she rejoins the others
with an "Awesome Possum!"
Cut "Drew, Natalie, and
Will" and paste "Diane, Karen, and Adria" on the Diary
Let's go to Conway, SC,
to visit Marvin's mom Edna at Latimer's Funeral Home.
"Marvin got into every game he could. I think he's doing
really well," she said. "Some of the comments that
Marvin has made about the women I'm not really proud of
(Example: "Nakomis, you got some big ol' (^_^)s."). He
got it coming when he gets home." She's also pissed
about the Four Horsemen lying to him about the Van-Boy
Final words from Jase
and Marvin. Marvin thanks Will for the gay fashion
advice, ex-stripper Diane, Drew, "all y'all on that
side, too", Jase, mom, brother George, and Halle Berry
("I love you, and I'm single!"). Dude... have you even
SEEN Catwoman? Hottie's a hottie, but damn did that
movie suck. Next, Jase: "Drew, you could've saved me,
and you didn't, but you saved the girl. No hard
feelings. Diane, absolutely no hard feelings, and as a
peace offering, I want to give you this damn ceramic
cat. Didn't give me luck, but maybe it'll do it for you.
Michael, the world needs more Cowboys. Will, fashion
advice the same. Karen, I think you're going crazy. The
twins, I didn't like you separately, but I do love you
together. Nakomis, beyond your years in wisdom." Time
for the reveal...
"By a vote of 6 to 1...
Jase, you are evicted from the Big Brother House." Last
words: "Goodbye my looooove!". And the celebration
begins. While they celebrate, we go to Jase to talk
about why he just took a nosedive. "I wanted to have
fun, and I think I had accomplished that." She faults "a
girl" for the end of the Four Horsemen, once again
taking the fallacy that Holly was the saver last week.
And he looks a lot like Gary Busey, especially when he's
being in-your-face. And he wouldn't have it any other
way, even if his own mom would vote for Michael to win.
We'll see how far he goes. Video montage: everyone's
glad to see him go... except Michael. But we do have one
more surprise for Jase... His Holly's waiting to
acclimatize him back to the real world. Won't be too
hard. After all, she's Holly and he's Jase, and if it
were any other way, it would be ... so wrong. First
stop, tomorrow's "House Calls" at CBS.com. Straight-up 1
on the east coast.
Now back in the hizzle,
the hamsters have been practicing for this...
HOH COMPETITION: The
Puck Stops Here
The Shuffleboard from
Hell today, as you have to rebound your puck into the
blue area, but not past it. If no one achieves it, the
puck closest to the line will be the new HOH. Adria's
first... and she sets a nice little bar for herself. One
that Karen, Will (who dedicates his throw to Julie),
Michael, Natalie (although she was awfully close), Drew
(again, awfully close), Diane (for a third time, awfully
close), or Marvin cannot match. She's the new HOH, and
Marvin and Cowboy will have to do some major-league
playing to last the week. Can they pull it off? We're
back on Saturday with that and more. See you soon!