Gordon: Series 7: The Contenders anyone?
Jason: Works for me.
Chico: Yeah man. It's a talent show! It's Battle Royale! Hell, it's both!
Gordon: Welcome back to WLTI. Thanks for being a part of our week and allowing us to be a part of yours.
Chico: Very nicely done, G. Here, have a present!
Gordon: Why Thank you Chico! Ill give you one lso.
Chico: ... My own copy of Zatoichi, you shouldn't have.
Gordon: And Jason gets one, too.
Jason: WOW...the Bond- Blu Ray Set...thank you!
Gordon: But we also have to give gifts out around the world. Starting with...

Emmitt Smith. He's out of Dancing With the Stars. Aw. Give him some love.

Jason: Gift Certificate to nflshop.com. He needs some gear
Chico: A contract with the Cleveland Browns. They need some help.
Gordon: I'll give him an RGIII Teddy Bear, so he can throw it around his room after watching the Dallas Cowboy debacle.
Chico: Yeah.
Jason: No kidding.
Chico: Next up...

Adam Sessler. Viral Video Showdown looks like it's all but pulled. He deserves something nice

Jason: A main spot on Revision 3 (which is where he is working now) and a PS4 :-)
Chico: An Xbox 720.
Gordon: A spot on G4...wait a sec.
Chico: That's horrible, G.
Gordon: For every Thanksgiving meal, there's always one dish at the table you don't want. Next one...

Survivor's Abi. For reasons previously stated.

Jason: A book of "How to win Friends and influence people."
Gordon: Ann Landers dropping in on the island and giving her social help tips.
Chico: How about a personality transplant?
Gordon: Yes. Next?
Chico: Next...

Mike Richards could use a present after being taken for over $8 million this week.

Jason: A permanent Blu-Ray on how to treat women
Gordon: A communal retreat with Mike Fleiss and Charlie Sheen.
Chico: A copy of sensitivity training for dummies.
Gordon: Next one...

Fifth Harmony. You're next this week.

Chico: A TLC box set so they can learn how it's done.
Jason: Even SWV
Gordon: A contract with P Diddy so they can be the next Danity Kane. We haven't heard from them lately.
Chico: Who?
Jason: Exactly.
Gordon: Last one, Chico?
Chico: Last one.

The Chefs on Beat the Chefs. They're getting burned off on Mondays.

Jason: A job at Guy Fieri's American Bar :-)
Gordon: A spot on Chopped: GSN edition
Chico: Iron Chef... Rebirth. Oooooh. You gonna git stomped!
Gordon: By the way, we DID go to Guy Fieri's eatery. To get out review, go to WLTI episode #6, which will be up soon.
Chico: WLTI LIVE episode #6... that's NEXT week.
Jason: Thats a tease :-)
Chico: What do we have right now
Gordon: Another tease. We come back with WLTI Theater after this!

(Brought to you by AutoTune-key. You ever see a singer try to Lip Sync Autotune? You know you have, and the producers are dumb enough to think we won't notice. That's why we have Autotune-ky. Just apply it to add Thanksgiving sound effects. Much more fun than to hear the electronic mess the person is actually singing.)

Chico: Gobble gobbie
Gordon: Note to producers. We figured it out. And it looks ridiculous. 20 years from now, we'll be going through these old videos and making fun of you.
Chico: Can we start now?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zT1qfd9GYfY

Jason: (shudder)
Chico: T-Pain... I hate you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITT6bYYGVfM&feature=related

Gordon: So welcome back and it's time for some WLTI theater. I believe Chico has the first Playbill.
Chico: (autotuned) Why yes I doooo... Okay that's lame. First up...

Okay, Jason, since you like the female roles...you're Brandi Cochran. Gordon is your lawyer, and you're going to try and suggest things that Brandi can do with her moneys. Aaaaaand ACTION!

Jason: Thank you so much. You did such a great job! I feel like finally we got some justice
Gordon: We did, Brandi, and look at all your money. After I get my cut, you'll still have a few hundred thousand to do whatever you want with.
Jason: I thought your cut was 10%
Gordon: I'll hammer that out on the details. But listen, I have this great idea! We can make you the star of your own fashion line!
Jason: What about starting a legal fund to help the other models against Fremantle?
Gordon: Sure you can do that...but we can have the Brandi library and lawyer conservatory in Beverly Hills! Think of the children!
Jason: You mean your children....
Gordon: That would be the perfect place to have our poker part...I mean the Lawyer Defense fund meetings.

(AIRHORN)

Jason: That was good.
Gordon: Next up...

Chico is...a snake. Jason is a tank of water. You have been on the sets of both Total Blackout AND Killer Karaoke. Let's talk turkey. Aaaannnnd...Action!

Chico: Man, what's a big ass landsnake like me doing in a tank of water like this? You know what I was doing before getting caught up in the business? I was on trees, man. I was rollin' trees.
Jason: (gurgle) What the hell are you doing here
Chico: I'm asking myself the same question. I shouldn't be in a water tank. I should be on dry land. Look at that scorpion. Man, He gets to play all over the place. I should be out there. Man, I should be OUT. THERE.
Jason: Yeah but did you see the woman with the huge breasts coming over...look up! Those are huge man!
Chico: OhhhhhhshuckyduckyquackQUACK!
Jason: OMG...but the singing!
Chico: It's okay, dude! I don't have ears!
Jason: Dude...crawl up her leg
Chico: I'mmacrawl up that. Up her leg... under her...
Jason: Shirt!
Chico: and right down her...

(AIRHORN)

Jason: ROFLMAO!
Gordon: And there goes the Rated G content down the toilet.
Chico: Next up...

Gordon, you're Apolo Ohno, and you're trying to explain your loss to Arin Ray, played by Chico.

Gordon: Well you know. sometimes the audience just can't seem to appreciate good singing or good dancing.
Chico: I know right! I mean, check this out. I was on the show LAST year, and now I'm doing it on my own. I can do this. I don't know what America is looking at.
Gordon: Exactly, that's why I voted for Carly Jo Sonenclar
Chico: Wait... you're Emmitt Smith, right?
Gordon: ...why yes, Yes I am. I was when the Cowboys were great. I' can come and be at your next gig. Just have your agent talk to my agent.
Chico: Sure. Let me leave you with something...(sings a lifeless version of an even more lifeless 80s era slow jam)

(AIRHORN)

Gordon: ...that actually perfectly describes Dallas's Offensive line.
Chico: Yep. What's next?
Gordon: Next one...

Jason is Lisa Whelchel. Chico is Michael Skupin. The scene: Your thoughts on Abi. And...let's play.

Jason: Michael...I just think Abi is a lost soul.
Chico: I don't know. I think I can mold her into someone I can use. I mean, what's she got going for her now?
Jason: She has...potential to grow. She needs to learn humility.
Chico: Hey, I can take her to the finals, and beat her. Because no one likes her.
Jason: Is that all you care about? She is someone I can befriend.
Chico: Hey, if you were burned alive before you got a chance to play, you'd be a steel trap mind too.
Jason: And teach how to survive beyond this game.
Chico: I'm sure you can befriend her and that'll be all hot and stuff, but I'm thinking about endgame here.
Jason: Well, I do agree that she would make whoever gets there a 7-0 winner depending on if it's me or not of course.
Gordon: (as Abi, wiggling). Hi Michael. Hi Lisa. I think I can be an ...asset to your group. (shakes boobs and saunters off)
Jason: (looks at Michael) Final 3?
Chico: ... Final 3.

(AIRHORN)

Chico: Next up...

Colby Burnett (Jason)... meets Paul Nelson (Gordon) at a trivia night. And the score comes down to a tiebreaker.

Chico: How will you two win this?
Jason: Simple. I got this. I will crush you.
Gordon: You think so huh, I'll rope-a-dope you That's right. Crush me like a bug.
Jason: Exactly. You played so defensive it was sad to watch.
Gordon: We'll see. Mr. Emcee, what is the question?
Chico: The question...

The grandsons of an early TV husband-and-wife, what is the last name of the twin brothers who sang about "Love and Affection", making them the only family with three generations of #1 hitmakers?

Jason: I got this....
Gordon: I'll let you take it.
Jason: (writes down name and hands paper to Emcee)
Chico: Okay....
Jason: The answer is NELSON.
Chico: Paul, your answer?
Gordon: What is Friday Night, 8pm, at the Tropiocana Hilton Bay Inn and Resort?

(Lady in the audience: YES!)

Jason: What?
Gordon: You can have that stupid trivia title. I have the only prize that really
matters. (Walks off with woman)
Chico: Colby, you're right and a bit cocky. Paul... I admire your game, sir.
Gordon: Thank you.

(AIRHORN)

Jason: Nice. On all parts.
Chico: Last act
Gordon: Last one...

Chico is Sean Lowe, Gordon is Mike Fleiss, and Jason Block is Emily Maynard. The Subject Matter: The Bachelor Reunion Show. Annnnddddd....GO DUKE!

Jason: (sits down in the chair and pouts)
Gordon: We are here at the reunion show. And now Emily, Is there anything you wish to say to Sean?
Chico: Hey Emily, did you find another like me, or are you playing serial monogamist? You know this can't be good for your little girl. She's going to grow up thinking her mom is twisted.
Jason: I will be on this show till I find the right man.
Chico: I have this feeling that it's gonna end up like a Maury you-are-not-the-father montage
Jason: Look...you just didnt have what I was looking for
Chico: I think I did. And I think you just couldn't commit. Or maybe... just maybe... YOU WERE BOUGHT OFF! *stares at Fleiss*
Jason: What are you calling me Sean?
Chico: Just what everyone on the planet is calling you... a no good dirty liar
Gordon: Um...err...(stares at Nielsen Ratings sheets)...that's about all the time we have for this segment. Coming up next, Stacy and her Steel panties and another great aerobics workout!

(AIRHORN)

Jason: ROFLMAO
Chico: Bravo!
Jason: (bows)
Chico: Belissimo!
Gordon: And we break one more time.

(Brought to you by Dewey Cheatham & Howe, now accepting new clients in the new wronged model division. We'll be very careful in examining your briefs. Not yours, Rob. sorry. )

Gordon: Aw.
Chico: Programming note! Be sure to tune in this December it's gonna be busy busy busy. December 24, on the print side of things, is our annual 2012 Year in Review show. We replay January through December. That's gonna be cool. Then on December 31, our podcast will feature the Best and the Worst of Everything... and if we're lucky, a game or two. So you're gonna want to follow us all through December.
Gordon: That should be fun. So will a Speed Round starting...now. Survivor. bye bye Abi?
Chico: Bye bye Abi
Jason: Unless she is seen as Final 3 Bait.
Chico: Ouch. X Factor. Fifth Harmony break up?
Jason: No..but they leave X Factor Along with Cece
Gordon: More like a break down. Them and Paige go away
Chico: I'm going to have to go with.... Gordon.
Gordon: DWTS: Who wins it?
Jason: Melissa
Chico: Melissa.
Gordon: I'm going to go out on a limb and say Shawn Johnson. ANy email?
Chico: None here
Gordon: How can this change?
Chico: They can email us at wlti@Gameshownewsnet.com or find us on Facebook /wlti.gsnn OR tweet us @wltiongsnn.
Gordon: And that ends the show this week. Special thanks to Jason Block for joining us.
Jason: Always fun to be here.
Chico: Next week, we break down the winners and the losers as we always do. Until then for Gordon Pepper and everyone at GSNN, I'm Chico Alexander. Our time's up, we thank you for yours. Game over.... and spread the love. :-)