Episode 33.8 - Our Forte
August 5

Jason: OUCH :)
Gordon: (Waves Giants Flag)
Jason: (Puts on Manning Jersey)
Chico: It's almost football time, you guys. Seriously. Welcome back to WLTI. Thanks for being a part of our week and allowing us to be part of yours.
Gordon: So Chico, I hear that to warm up for preseason football you have been taking photos?
Chico: I have been. Nothing like the Patriots back in the day, though. Ahem... Belichick. It's called Snaps. And all you have to do is come up with the suitable caption. First...



Chico: Wayne Brady and Jonathan Mangum react to the news that CBS is now giving them TWO paychecks.
Jason: Wayne and Jonathan celebrate NOT being the father of Tiffany's baby!
Gordon: Like Oh my God! We got tickets to the Lindsay Lohan rehabilitation tour!
Chico: OH MY GOD! For the record.. Jonathan & Wayne,... Older Gordon & Chico. :) Next?
Gordon: Next one...



Chico: Dana and Sasha as dead statues... Creepy. Dana and Sasha as ghosts.. EVEN CREEPIER.
Gordon: For the last time, you're not going to take the money out of the room over our dead bodies
Chico: "Your proposition is acceptable." KILL.
Jason: the ultimate irony...dummies playing dummies
Gordon: Next one?



Chico: You never saw Howard with a bigger smile to get out of THAT place.
Gordon: What Judd doesn't realize is that CBS will be doing Big Brother Battle Royale next season - and then he's toast.
Jason: Howard realizing there are white people who are actually cool
Chico: Jeff Schroder... get this guy a TV show.
Gordon: Next one...



Jason: Alfonso realizes his career is O-V-E-R.
Chico: "Alright, everyone. You want one, two, three, four, or ALL FIVE PIES?" (points to anyone who gets it)
Jason: A Fun House reference?
Gordon: (BUZZ)
Chico: Gordon... the correct anser, please...: and your caption.
Gordon: I'm pretty sure that's the Pie Pod with What Would You Do
Chico: Thank you. And your caption.
Gordon: If it makes you feel better, This is what Barack Obama feels like when he's discussing Obamacare.
Chico: HA
Jason: HA :)
Chico: Next one...
Gordon: Next one?



Chico: I have two.... First... "I'm going to use the $10,000 to pay for the rest of this thing on my head."
Gordon: "What I'm really going to do is put arsenic in it and deliver it to the Big Brother house." Last one...



Chico: "I'm the only one without a shirt on. But I'm not calling attention to it!"
Jason: Who is that?
Gordon: If Brooks leaves me, I can have another season of Bachelorette and Chico will be my biggest fan again!
Chico: She wishes.
Gordon: Who bets Brooks comes back after being convinced by the producers?
Jason: He's the next Bachelor. Mark it down. And btw my caption...BOOBS.
Gordon: How can he be? No one would watch him?
Chico: Except the ladies who are... I don't get it, but perhaps it's not my place to get. After all.. I'm a guy.
Jason: Exactly.
Gordon: We'll let Chico think about it while we go to a break. Watch this!

(Brought to you by The Rocky Horror Big Brother House. People dress up in their favorite Big Brother outfits and heckle the contestants. Because that's really all this season is good for.)

Jason: Pretty much. OH BTW...congrats to Patty for winning the Hero! 610 Large
Chico: Let's do the time warp indeed. Back to 1950, when half of what's going on would've been surprisingly expected. It's sad, really. Anyway, enough bad news... we need to turn bad news into good. Turning poison into medicine. It's Good News Bad News Time! First up...

The bad news... Simon Cowell is singlehandedly responsible for breaking up a marriage by knocking up his best friend's wife.

Jason: The good news: Black $125 overpriced onesies will be the rage :)
Chico: The good news... the marriage was overrated and the worst pairing in the world anyway.
Jason: Thank you Simon :)
Chico: Don't mention it.
Gordon: The Good News: Simon will have to go back to Idol just to pay for the alimony, which means we finally get a credible judge.
Jason: Gordon 1. Rest of us ZERO.
Gordon: Next one...

The BAD News: The X Factor winner will be getting 4 million less than last year.

Jason: The good news: 4M that Fox won't flush down the Supertoilet.
Gordon: The good news: They can spend the money on better talent scouts.
Chico: The good news: ... More money for Family Guy episodes.
Gordon: Next one?
Chico: Next one...

The BAD News: Capture is pulling the same numbers as Perfect Score.

Jason: The Good News all of them are CW Executives
Gordon: The GOOD News: If they put everything online, we'll be able to watch the ending quicker.
Chico: The good news... More space for Whose Line?
Gordon: Next one...

The BAD news: Only one animal act in a sea of singers and dancers on America's Got Talent

Jason: The good news: Olate Dogs don't have to be jealous bitches :)
Chico: The good news... a glut of singers... one dog... certainly a dancer will win this season!
Gordon: The good news: Its much easier to bring in the Wild'N Out Dancers to do background. Next one?
Chico: NExt one...

The BAD News...that pesky "T" ends up costing Thomas Hurley... well, not much, because he would've lost anyway.

Jason: The good news: Correct judging continues and the internet doesn't decide everything. RULES ARE RULES.
Gordon: The GOOD News: Spell-Megeddon is in the next studio over.
Chico: The good news... in eight years, he'll be on whatever next generation quiz show, take the lot, and look back on this and laugh.
Gordon: Last one:

The BAD News: This weekend has the last episode of Redneck Island.

Chico: The good news... ... As long as it delivers, they can't bring back Sweet Home Alabama, right? ... oh wait, I have a brainvision break.. Or should I say... YOU have one, G.
Jason: The Good News: Season 4 cant come fast enough :) Guilty pleasure fun
Gordon: The Good News: I hear next season will be the Sweet Home Alabama Reunion tour.

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Gordon: And with that...we break.
Chico: Speed Round NEXT!

(Brought to you by Beauty and the Beast 2013. A budding inquisitrix. The smartest man in the world. What could possibly happen? Find out Tuesday night)

Chico: Gee, could we be any MORE enthusiastic?
Gordon: Chico's jealous.
Chico: Maybe. I wish I was the smartest man in the freaking world.
Jason: Yeah
Gordon: I bet you're the Smartest Speed Rounder in the world.
Chico: Well, I would be, but Block's in the room, so... Speed Round starts... NOW. Big Brother, who gets to escape next?
Gordon: Candice as the house gets it's own ethnic cleansing
Chico: Boo-urns.
Jason: Candice goes bye bye
Gordon: The Chase...does the Beast start off on a good note?
Jason: He is going to eat the players for lunch
Chico: Except maybe Cory. I hear he's got game. Heh.
Gordon: If Cory's on the first episode, that's not a good sign for him.
Chico: Minute to Win It. Do we see Supercoin this week?
Gordon: Nope.
Jason: HAHAHAH. No.
Gordon: WHODUNNIT: WHO'S NEXT?
Jason: Bye Kam
Chico: Let's see.. Kam... Melina... and Ronnie... together. Bye bye Cris.
Gordon: It looks liek Lindsey wins the challenge - which means the ladies have control. And if Kam does align with Ronnie and Melina while watching the ladies win the challenge, they are going to make Kam pay for it. bye bye Kam.
Chico: And hello mailbox. Anything?
Gordon: ...nothing.
Chico: Nothing on FB or Twitter either. You can fix that.
Gordon: HOw?
Chico: Follow us on twitter @wltiongsnn. Like us on FB /wlti.gsnn. Or you can shoot us an email at WLTI@gameshownewsnet.com. Next week... the biggest show this year... And we're ALL OVER IT. Trust us, you don't want to miss it.
Gordon: Does it have something to do with being Upfront and personal?
Jason: Or Beastly
Chico: You'll find out next week. Thank you, Jason Block, you were stupendous
Jason: Thank you. And listen to us and all the shows on clw83.com!
Gordon: That's next week. For this week, this is Gordon, saying Game Over and Spread the Love.