Episode 17.13
March 31

Chico: ... I don't think so, Tim.
Jason: Uh...no.
Gordon: Anyhoo, it's tome for some Infiltration. What do we got on the dockets today?
Chico: Let's crossbreed contestants with shows... Like...

The Jabberwockeez... on So You Think You Can Dance.

Jason: They would do very well.
Gordon: Im not as sold on it as you guys are. I think they'd do ok, but this show emphasizes originality as well as solo performances, and I'm not sure they have that sort of versatility in their portfolio.
Chico: Well, I'm sure they can go street when they have to... but mastering the paso doble... another ball of wax.
Gordon: If you put a group like Iconic in there, I think they would do better than The 'Wockeez. Let's stay with the synergy though for a second with the next one...

Tony Vs. Carrie Ann...in Duel

Chico: Answer questions, win money.
Jason: They would just smack talk and the game play would be...wait a minute...THERE IS NO GAMEPLAY.
Gordon: I think it would be far more entertaining than 95% of the matches we'vee seen in Duel ;)
Jason: That's true.
Chico: Agreed. Next...

Mark Simmons on Iron Chef America... we'd include Richard Blais... but he was already there.

Jason: who is Mark Simmons?
Chico: Mark Simmons is the Kiwi on Top Chef this season. Kiwi = native New Zealander.
Jason: Again....
Chico: He won Quickfire #1.
Jason: it all depends on the food/and the Iron Chef.
Chico: Okay... against Flay.
Jason: Flay would wipe the floor with him.
Gordon: I think he gets flayed by Flay. I think he has a chance against Cat Cora
Chico: Morimoto?
Jason: No chance.
Gordon: Morimoto is undefeated against new age chefs, I would add this to his victory list.
Chico: Symon?
Jason: Possibly.
Gordon: I think he could beat Symon
Chico: So he could beat the two newbies, but not the KSA veterans.
Jason: Pretty much.
Gordon: Next one...

Your new driver of the Cash Cab...Rosie O'Donnell!

Chico: "No, I'm good."
Jason: I'll Walk.
Gordon: Come on, she wouldnt be that bad. If anything, she'd add some attitude to the show, which sometimes can be bland.
Chico: I prefer "wry" myself.
Jason: ok
Chico: Besides, what's wrong with a show where, heaven forbid, the players are the stars?
Jason: Agreed.
Gordon: ...you mean that would work?
Chico: Crazy idea, isn't it?
Jason: You think?
Gordon: I'm stunned. Go get another one while I sit and ponder this one.
Chico: Got one.

Ripped from the headlines... *doink doink*... Paula Abdul... on Dancing with the Stars.

Jason: You know what...this is a reality show watcher's wet dream. This could be fun.
Gordon: She'd be the overwhelming favorite to win. And I mean overwhelming. She's a ex-choregrapher.
Jason: Exactly.
Chico: And she can't seem to stay out of trouble
Gordon: Could be fun
Chico: Oh yeah, she's also on the most popular show on the air rightnnow.
Jason: Oh yeah...that one :)
Gordon: It would have to be in the fall though - no way that Paula is going to go up against herself in the Spring
Chico: Oh yeah
Jason: Right after the audition phase.
Chico: Let's make it happen.
Jason: I would love to see it.
Gordon: It could work. Last one..

Kellie Pickler...auditioning to be Paris Hilton's new BFF

Jason: No good...no one can be smarter than Paris. She would out shine her ;)
Gordon: They would be the perfect new Couple
Chico: My TV would explode at the prospect of the wacky but ultimate dumb moments to come.
Jason: Do you want your new Flat screen to go boom?
Chico: No. I love my flatscreen. Apologize to my flatscreen, Gordon!
Jason: Yes...apologize Gordon.
Gordon: (sets up dynamite, and pictures of Paris, Kellie Pickler, and Vernon Kay next to Chico's Flatscreen) I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention. What did you say?
Jason: This is going to get ugly
Chico: Apologize. to. my. flat. screen. Gordon.
Gordon: I'm sorry Mr. Flat Screen...that you have to be in the same house as someone who has no sense of humor. Take my gift of my WIlliam Hung CD Set, and while you're at it, I have an I-Tune of You Are My Brother...

(BOOM)

Jason: (ducks)
Gordon: ...oops.
Jason: Damn shrapnel
Chico: Gordon. $2000. Payable pronto. Better take a break.
Gordon: Well Chico...you made $600 in Atlantic City last time. We'll just go back and you can make more, ok, old buddy, old pal...
Chico: I ain't payin' for gas either... We'll be back.

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