It's Gonna Be Chaos
NIGHT 30: TARZAN AND THE AMAZONS
And then there was one.
One man among women. It's Fallout's Vault 69 all over again.
Worse: it's Survivor: Vanuatu all over again...except with
an OLDER lone male!
As the man and women stoke
the fire, Kat wonders why Troyzan said, "Do it" to her
before leaving. Kim is SO relieved that Troy is gone. But EVERYONE
wonders how Christina got THREE votes and nearly got kicked out.
They figure it was probably Troy who blindsided her, though it DID
show everyone just "how stupid Christina is" and how smart
Sabrina is in comparison. that make SABRINA the big threat now,
MUCH more than Tarzan. Maybe NOW's the time to snap the Girls Alliance...for
the greater good. At least ALICIA thinks so and, according to her,
she's "the most powerful player in this game". Uh-huh...
DAY 31: HITTING HOME AT 4G
Alicia and Sabrina got
to Tree-Mail...and, as soon as they open the lid, they see the logo
of Sprint(TM)...and they SCREAM in excitement! Alicia KNOWS what
this is...but, when they get back to One World Beach, they lie and
say that a puzzle needs to be put together. then, with a "PSYCHE!",
they show the box (which Kim promptly tells them to stop shaking
so much). They open up the box to show a Sprint EVO 3D phone. And
the message on the screen:
been living a life without limits
And simplicity supplies your power.
When spontaneous decious breed success,
It's more than food you chall devour.
Ayup, it's time for the
"Loved Ones' Video Mail" that seems to come every year.
First is Sabrina's brother Tony...and he actually SAYS that he's
on the island. Leticia, Alicia's sister, says Alicia BETTER win
because she had to work two shifts so she could get the time off
to be there...but she also love her, of course. Next is Chelsea's
father, Ken, who is also proud and says that everyone at home misses
her. Then there's Christina's dad, Sung, who just recently had a
kidney transplant but still has a short time to live...and, yet,
made the painful journey to Samoa for her. Kim's sister, Beth, is
next and she hopes to spend some time with her. Kat's cousin and
best friend, Robby, is excited to be there and can't wait to see
her. Finally, Tarzan's wife Terri tells her how much she misses
him...and it reminds Tarzan how blessed he is to have her in his
life. Sabrina starts to think that she shouldn't be selfish...that
she hopes to let Tarzan rekindle his 30-year marriage after over
a month apart.
REWARD CHALLENGE: CONNECTING
WITH LOVED ONES
Challenge Clearing awaits
the eight remaining Tikianos. Uncle Jeff takes the EVO back and
asks Tarzan about the massage to him. He says it helps his spirit
knowing she's on the island. Well, the Loved Ones aren't just on
the island. They're HERE! Out they come, one-by-one to hug and kiss
and cry. Kim says Beth has been like a "second mother"
to her. Christina's dad jogs into her arms and says he's been worried
for her. Chelsea's dad is her "soft spot" to her "hard-ass"
exterior. Sabrina's bro has been confident that she could handle
herself out here. Alicia's sister admits that they're not all that
emotional towards each other and usually say "I love you"
through sarcasm. Kat's cuz seems to have Tourette Syndrome as most
of his excited banted is edited out and his lips blurred a lot.
Tarzan gets down on one knee as his wife comes out and she feels
lost without him...though Tarzan says they have a "quantum
entanglement" that keeps them together.
All right, mushy stuff
over; let's get to the Challenge. The Survivors will be connected
to a rope that is woven through an obstacle course. At Jeff's "GO",
they will work their way down the rope, going through other ropes
and cross the finish line on the other end. First to do that will
take their Loved One to a beautiful spot on the island where they
will reconnect over fish, chicken, beef kabobs and margaritas. Oh...and
one more thing: the Loved Ones will be attached TO the Survivors
as they head down the course.
The trick is to slack
the rope that entwines the course so that one can get through the
loops made by them. Kim/Beth and Christina/Sung get through the
first loop in front, Alicia/Laticia right behind. Kat/Robby are
falling behind as are Sabrina/Tony. Kim/Beth widen the lead, though
Chelsea/Ken are working well. Kat/Robby catches up and it becomes
a four-team race, as it seems Tarzan/Terri and Sabrina/Tony are
Kat/Robby pulls slightly
ahead, forcing Kim/Beth to pick up the pace. Christina/Sung lag
behind a bit as well. When the brother/sister team start to struggle,
the two-sister and Chelsea/Ken work to catch up. And the end, it's
Kat/Robby vs. Kim/Beth. The Survivors get through...the Loved Ones
KAT & ROBBIE WIN REWARD!!
She's happy to finally
win a Challenge...but she seems to be the ONLY one that's happy.
It looks like all the other Loved Ones will have to say good-bye.
Except...well, now Kim gets the hardest choice of all: which ONE
Survivor and Loved One will ALSO spend time together. Kat quickly
chooses Kim and Beth, probably because they got so close to winning
it. Jeff says Kat can choose ONE MORE twosome...and she chooses
Alicia and Laticia. then she explains that she's wanted to hang
out with the two of them for a long time. Oh, and, she's also gonna
get drunk! This doesn't seem to convince the others as the hug their
Loved Ones good-bye and see them off (muttering that Tarzan and
Christina should've been the ones picked). The winners get the EVO
phone back to take some memories of their time together.
AFTERNOON 31: DRUNKEN FIST-PUMPS/DAMAGE
rA hostess takes the six
to their table...and Kat is in heaven. Sure, she probably should
have picked others...but she ain't gonna dwell on her "mistakes".
She's gonna eat and drink and be merry...for two days from tomorrow
she may be in the Jury. The Survivor girls brag about them being
the Final Three and taking Tarzan, Sabrina and Christina out more-or-less
in that order. Kim and Beth talk it over on the beach and Kim says
she will get more Jury votes than the other two most likely. Yeah,
she gave her word to Sabrina but, this close to the end, if she
doesn't think she can beat Sabrina, she's outta here.
Meanwhile, back at One
World Beach, Sabrina was going on how Kat was totally selfish and
that Christina and Tarzan should have been chosen to spend time
with their Loved Ones...as their Loved Ones may not be around for
much longer. Chelsea suggests that the four of them gang up on the
others and kick Kat to the curb. But Tarzan disagrees, saying that
Kat isn't a "thinker" and, as such, is no threat at all.
Still Chelsea wants to see Kat gone...and wants to talk to Kim about
it when she returns.
(We skip Day 32 and move
DAY 33: THIS SUM GONE KAT?
Chelsea and Kim talk about
getting Kat out of there. But Kim says that Kat and Alicia dobn't
think anyone's gunning for them right now...and that Sabrina is
the smartest of the others and should go next. Chelsea reluctantly
agrees...just not wanting to go to the end with Kat around. Kim
thought Sabrina was WAY too persuasive at the last tribal Counil
and that she could grab Jury votes away from her...so she's history.
She also wants to snag every Immunity from here on, not wanting
anything to disrupt her plan.
IMMUNITY CHALLENGE: I HOLD
Challenge Cove awaits
again...and, specifically, a platform built out on the ocean. As
Kim returns the Immunity Necklace, Uncle Jeff speaks of the Challenge
to gain it. Everyone will stand on a curved ledge on the platform
and hold on to a bar attached to a chain attached to a wench. Every
so often, Jeff will turn the wench to make the Survivors hang further
out on the ledge. Let go and hit the drink, you're it. Last Survivor
holding on has a 1-in-6 shot at a cool million. One of the other
five becomes the sixth Juror. They
draw for spots, head out to the platform and get in position: feet
between the paint marks and facing forward, bar held behind the
back and above the hips. And the Challenge is on!
Barely a minute into the
Challenge, Jeff starts to turn the wench. More rope gets let out
and the seven Survivors start leaning further ahead. The physical
stress starts to build, but everyone hangs on. 10 minutes into the
Challenge, Tarzan looks like he's struggling. Sabrina can't take
it; she steps backwards off the ledge and leaves the Challenge...though
Jeff tells her she must drop in the water. Alicia smiles at Kat
at this and Kat does a slight dance in responce. Tarzan lets out
a huge breath...and drops into the water. Jeff tells the remaining
women that, no matter how strong the alliance may be, you must be
nuts to think you're safe.
Twenty minutes in and
Jeff turns the wench again, leaning the women closer to the water...and
Alicia gets VERY close...as in IN the water as she drops out. Chelsea's
fingers start to slip...and SHE bails. So it's Kat, Kim and Kri...er,
Christina. And Christina can't hold on much longer...and she doesn't.
Kim vs. Kat (sounds like a Nicktoons show) for Immunity. But though
they're part of the same alliance, they still hold on.
What with one thing or
another...or, actually, NOTHING or another, one hour passes since
the start of the Challenge...and Jeff turns the wench again. Further
and further forward the women lean...harder and harder it is on
the hands. Alicia and Sabrina are impressed at the way the two are
battling. But then Kat starts pleading to Kim to let her win. Kim
doesn't reply at all. And, after a few minutes, it's over. Kat lets
go and splashes down...and, for the second time in a row, KIM WINS
AFTERNOON 33: LAY OUT, LADY,
Kat is upset about losing
the Challenge to "a 28-year-old". Alicia confirms with
her, though, that Sabrina will be the one going home tonight. And
yet...if ALICIA can beat Sabrina in a Challenge, why SHOULD Sabrina
go? Kat, however, "brought it" today...and that's NOT
someone you want to face-off against in an important Challenge.
Alicia tells this to Kim...but Kim's adamant about booting Sabrina
first. Sabrina then walks up to them...and Alicia says it's Kat
going next. Still, Kim thinks Sabrina's the bigger threat, even
though Kat hasn't pissed Jury members off the way Sabrina has. With
Sabrina and Tarzan thinking Kat and Kat and Alicia thinking Sabrina,
Kim and Chelsea seem to be the swing votes.
The two get together to
work this sh...stuff out. Chelsea thinks Kat should go...and Kim
stays with Sabrina leaving. So they have to agree on SOMETHING.
Kim talks to Tarzan saying that the vote MIGHT change, but even
SHE doesn't know it. Either way, SOMEONE will be blindsided tonight
TRIBAL COUNCIL: YOU GO, GIRL...AS
Council Hutch of Doom...Uncle
Jeff...Jonas, Mike, Jay, Leif and a FAR less hairy Troyzan. Tonight,
the Jury becomes equal to the Survivors.
Uncle Jeff talks to Kat
about her reversals of fortune: going from not being picked for
a Reward last time to picking the same girls who DISSED her to join
her on a Reward THIS time. Kat admits that it was difficult, seeing
the Loved Ones and knowing that four of them will have to leave
because of her. She says that she picked those she would have a
great time with. Form the look on everyone's faces, nobody's buying
But Sabrina says she DOES
believe her...although she STILL thinks that anybody ELSE would've
brought Christina and Tarzan along! Kat apologizes for being young
and naive...but Chelsea thinks that saying that has been part of
her strategy all along. Kat's getting upset that the whole Council
is about her...but Jeff keeps it up by asking Tarzan's opinion.
Tarzan agrees with Kat...and says her decision didn't bother him
OK, what about TODAY's
Challenge? Alicia was surprised that Sabrina lasted longer than
Tarzan and was even MORE shocked that Kat held on till the end.
It earned her respect...UNTIL the end when she pleaded to Kim. Sabrina
added that Kat left Kim hanging on the "high-five" Kim
put out. Again, Kat feels she's being ganged-up on. At the end of
the day, though, Sabrina thinks honesty wins her respect. Kim thinks
that may be true...which makes her nervous as it seems the "nice
guys" finish FIRST in these games. Sabrina says she's not worried
about being TOO honest as those who piss her off wouldn't get her
vote for the million. Kat doesn't mind that; even if she loses a
vote, "blindsides are always fun and exciting!"
It is time to vote. Kim
is safe; all the votes need to be someone else. Tarzan, Alicia,
Kat ("Sabrina, I love you so much...but it's time for you to
go"), Sabrina ("Kat, you're a little untamed to take to
the top"), Chelsea, Christina and Kim cast this important vote
to send the first female to the Jury. Uncle Jeff tallies the votes
and asks for 3Is. When no one produces one, Jeff reads the votes:
The victim of a 6-1 vote,
Kat gives the ladies a look that could make Medusa stop in her tracks.
This is ONE blindside she DOESN'T find fun OR exciting. But the
young timeshare rep has to hitch it back to Orlando...in a week,
after her Jury duty is done. And, of course, she leaves in tears.
Uncle Jeff warns everyone else: "If (a blindside) can happen
to her, it can happen to YOU!"
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