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Supersized Chainsaw Massacre
Gordon: This is Gordon Pepper,
and...this...is...heavy (Lugs giant candy bag) Chico: That's a lot if candy. Gordon: It's full of treats (gives Chico a Jumbo Kit Kat) Chico: You remembered my favorites! :D Gordon: Yes sir. and this too (pulls out Mayonnaise silly string) Chico: I got you beat there. (Sprays pumpkin flavored silly string) It's a
trick... AND a treat! Gordon: We had tricks and treats for the past 2 weeks. Chico: And we are going to talk about them including DL Hughley, who has a show
of his own... That he shares with Michael Ian Black... That isn't too bad. But
we'll get there, because from somewhere in BOO!-merica... The WLTI Supersized
Chain Saw Massacre... Is... ON! Hi gang. Chico Alexander here... Did you miss
us? We missed you. Gordon: I did. And I missed you, Chico. Chico: I missed you more. You know what else I missed? Halloween. Celebrated it
early. I was MusclesGlasses from Epic Meal Time. Gordon: And so did some shows.
Chico: So TPIR had the inspired lunacy that was the Halloween show Gordon: Complete with name changes Chico: They really outdid themselves this year, you can tell. Gordon: They did, and it was a fun show. Now let's go through the games Chico: Right on. First was ... WITCH? Not Switch? Witch? As in $1800 fridge,
$3399 3DTV. Witch way do they go? Gordon: Witch them...I mean Switch them. Chico: Good job, my little muggle. Next up, Yucky Seven with a Hyundai Veloster
driven by... Geoff Petersen! Gordon: Squeeeeeeeee Chico: That was won easy Next is Punch-A-Bunch... Made scarier by a creepy hand
giving Count Drewcula the slips. Then there was Bat Race. Not Rat Race... BAT
race. Then George's head in a Squeeze Play Gordon:...ew. Chico: You never want your announcer's head separated from the rest of his body Gordon: No. Or be stuck in the haunted house Chico: Right. And then there was Cliff Hangers and Yodelly Guy dressed as a grim
reaper. And two Showcases, one with the most haunted haunts on Earth and another
that's just Scary good. All in all, 2-4, $80,285. Decent. Gordon: It's the best Halloween episode in the Mike Richards era. The show is
getting better and better - and so is Let's Make a Deal. Chico: Indeed. It had one chocolate worth a new car, a bunch of costumed pigs
with cash, a jar of Reese's cups... Also my favorite...And a big treat worth
$23,595... Gordon: ...Which unfortunately didn't get picked Chico: Meanwhile at the end of the show, a really special treat... A Make-A-wish
kid helping with quickie deals. Gordon: That was awesome Chico: Yes it was. So overall, another happy Halloween on CBS. If only it was
happy for Chris Ngoon...
*Divided by 2
Gordon: This was for $500,000 on Millionaire, whiich would have been a nice
treat. Chico: Yep. And he could've gone all the way. He was a rare breed of player.
Knowledge AND balls. Wednesday's show saw him taking on the high-rent district
with no lifelines. Gordon: And he did great, until the big trick. Chico: The big $500,000 trick...
< $500,000 >
Although Samuel Morse famously telegraphed "What hath God wrought," the first
public demonstration of the telegraph was actually what line?
A: A patient waiter is no loser
B: Time stays, we go
C: An old horse knows the road
D: Fortune favors the brave
Gordon: E. Another Kardashian Wedding? Oh no! Chico: Everybody panic. So I entertain guesses before this becomes one of THOSE
episodes. This is one of those either-you-know-it-or-you-don't questions. Gordon: It is. You can't really process of elimination this one. Chico: And yet Chris tried to. Gordon: That will get you into trouble every time, and in this case, is costs
him $225,000, as we'll see right here...
Chico: Yeah, he's a good player... But it wasn't D. It was A. Now I did not know
that. Gordon: Me neither Chico: Now Chris knows... But it costs him $225,000 to learn it. I would like to
invoke the Chico Rule, if I may? Gordon: You may. Chico: Get in. Ride the wave. Get out. Gordon: Yepperz Chico: You have $250,000. You are not sure about the $500k. You have zero
lifelines. BAIL. Gordon: Yep. here's another statement. pride comes before a fall. Chico: Always does... Example...
Chico: It begins with a tribal switch that turned a tribe if veterans into a
tribe of women... And one guy. The
ladies start playing textbook girl power alliance UNTIL Kat and Laura overplay
their hand. Gordon: Very much so. Especially when the target is CLEARLY in your camp ready
to be gotten rid of. But the male
target is still there, and Kat and Laura are not. Chico: The target: Vytas. Gordon: And as Aras is on the other side, you almost have to get rid of him
before the merge. Chico: Kat ironically gets called on overplaying when she keeps going on and on
about underplaying. And Laura
shoots herself in the foot by telling Vytas, in front of everyone, that he is
next to go. RIGHT AFFER THE IMMUNITY
CHALLENGE! Gordon: So If Im Vytas, it's time to counterplot, which he does masterfully. Chico: And both times the ladies sweep the vote. And at a very crucial time,
guess what happens next week... Gordon: A merge possibly? Chico: Hmmmm... It's a possibility... Gordon: Which means the women squandered 2 chances to get a strong player out of
the game - something I think they
will regret. Chico: Yep. Gordon: Just like people are still regretting being Philiminated.
Gordon: The past 2 weeks, it was straightforward. Week #1. Adam and Brandon got
U-Turned out of the game. Week #2:
Tim and Danny were just slower than everyone else and got knocked out. Chico: And there were donuts. Tasty tasty Polish donuts. Gordon: Lemon Chocoate donuts. Chico: If you remember back at Leg 1, Tim & Marie won the Express Pass. Gordon: Right Chico: They have a second one to give out to any team they want. They give it to
Nicole & Travis. They place
third, Tim & Marie place first. Easy win, easy trip to Hawaii. Should be a very
interesting leg 7 coming up.
Meanwhile, 20 singers have won a trip to Universal Studios Hollywood...
Chico: It would've been 16, but there was a twist. Did I get your attention yet? Gordon: Peppermint twist? Chico: Pumpkin! We're in the season of pumpkin! Peppermint comes later. Gordon: Oh. Chico: So here's the twist. In the Knockout Round, you have two people battling
with their own songs. Winner
stays, loser pays. But WAIT! Let's say we have a few extra STEALS in the NBC
budget... Let's give each coach
one more! Gordon: Or (putting on the cynic hat) Hey! This is the top show on NBC! How do
we extend the season? I know! Add
more people to add more rounds! Chico: Well, yes and no. We get an extra episode or two out of it, because Sean
isn't saving anyone on Thursday,
let's face it. But we will end up with a top 12 at the end of the first week of
live shows like we always do. Gordon: Unless we don't Chico: But in any case, here are your completed teams. Lower the Big Board.
The Voice: Road to a Docureality Show V
- Team Adam: James, Preston,
Grey, Will, Tessanne
- Team Christina: Jacquie, Matthew, Olivia, Josh, Stephanie
- Team Cee-Lo: Caroline, Kat, Jonny, Tamara, Amber
- Team Blake: Austin, Shelbie, Ray, Nic, Cole
Chico: The Subject: The Voice: Road to a Docureality Show V. I'm sure Cassadee
Pope has a hit single. I just ain't
heard it yet.
TEAM ADAM: James Wolpert, Preston Pohl, Grey, Will Champlin, Tessanne Chin.
Chico: Who you like? Gordon: The one who's been on a bunch of Media Ho Shows AND who's charted on
ITunes. James Wolpert. Chico: I'm going to go with that. Is Will making a huge mistake not tapping into
his Familial connection? You know
who Will's father is, right? Gordon: The guy theat discovered Lake Champlin? Chico: No, his father is Bill Champlin of Chicago. Gordon: A ha. Chico: Next up...
TEAM CEELO: Caroline Pennell, Kat Robichaud, Jonny Gray, Tamara Chauniece, and
Chico: Of these five, I can only see Caroline as a standout, because I thought
she was delightfully quirky. Truth
be told, she's the only one on this team I see going all the way. The last two
winners were young and female. Gordon: Caroline Pennell is far and away the best on this team. Chico: Caroline is the youngest. I see her resonating the loudest. Gordon: I agree. Next one...
TEAM CHRISTINA: Jacquie Lee, Matthew Schuler, Olivia Henken, Josh Logan, and
Stephanie Anne Johnson.
Gordon: The 2 best singers on thoe show may be on the same team. That would be
Lee and Schuler. I'll go with Lee,
but just barely. Chico: I'll go the other way with Schuler. He's got a good range on him... The
problem with Jacquie, we already
have young and cute. Gordon: I think last person standing on this team makes the Final 3. Chico: Stephanie is a good solid throwback to the days of the big soulful
belters, but they skew old. And so does
she. This show does not. Finally...
TEAM BLAKE: Austin Jenckes, Shelbie Z, Ray Boudreaux, Nic Hawk, and Cole Vosbury
Chico: No EG. Sorry, bro Gordon: Booooo. Chico: I can see Blake riding Shelbie because they are so compatible... But the
best singer for MY money... Has to
be Ray Boidreaux Gordon: I agree and the other three, though talented, aren't close. Chico: Right. So that's the top 20. Give it a week, we will be on the top 12.
And they will be fodder for a new
show Comedy Central dreamed up. It's called @midnight. Three guesses when it
airs. Gordon: 11:69? Chico: You suck. Here's the game: three comedians play internet oriented games
culled from the day's internet
viral activity. They get points. The two with the highest move on to the final
round, FTW, where they play one
more game of review it or caption it or tweet it or whatever. Gordon: Like Wild 'N' Out, answers deemed funny get points and answers not
don't. Most points at the end wins. Chico: Best quip by an audience vote wins the title of Funniest Person on the
for the Next 23.5 Hours. That's a long title. For review purposes, we'll say
they win the Internet. Gordon: The Good: The formula clearly works. Chico: It's a good old fashioned panel show for the millennial generation. It's
also a good fit out of The Daily
Show and The Colbert Report. Gordon: It takes elements and speeds them up, while eliminating esoteric and
getting funny. Chico: Basically, it's Bunk with better material and a better host. Seriously,
you can't go wrong with Chris
Hardwick in his nerdy element. Gordon: Oh yes you can. The bad: it's only as good as the comedians. Chico: Ok, there's that. Some are seasoned improv-ers while others are... Well,
they lost Last Comic Standing for
a reason. There is a lack of consistency. Gordon: With Wild 'N' Out and Whose Line, you had the mainstays there to ensure
a quality show. With midnight,
some of the comedians are going for chewing the scenery, being a media ho, or
going for the insane answer. Chico: And since it's in the middle of the night, you can be sure that someone's
going to go blue because they
can. That's the lazy man's comedy. Gordon: They 'can' doesn't mean it's funny or means they 'should'. Chico: My point exactly. Gordon: Again - movies that sound like someone's taking a poo. Really? That's
the best we can do for a topic? Chico: How about #PooBasedRappers. DMX-Lax. Gordon: Ugh
Comedy Central - Midnight Weeknights
Chico: Overall, it's a sleek presentation, it's current, it's funny (most of the
time)... Perhaps the best game
show on Comedy Central since Ben Stein. A- Gordon: I'm not going to go THAT far. For me it's more hit or miss, based on the
comics, but Hardwick makes the
show more hit than miss. B-. Chico: How about Guy Fieri? Does he do anything for you? Gordon: I do like Guy Fieri Chico: Do you like groceries? Gordon: I do. And Supermarket Sweep. Chico: We all like Supermarket Sweep. Gordon: Now do you like it combined? Chico: This is not Supermarket Sweep. It's Guy's Grocery Games. And it's the
latest show Food Network stole from a
Top Chef Quickfire. Tee hee. Gordon: Explain sir Chico: Chefs on this show get a budget, a challenge, and a grocery store. Last
one standing plays for $20,000. The
good... The end game is pretty decent and straight forward. Here's a list of 10
items. Here's two minutes. I'll
pay you $2,000 for each item Gordon: It works because we've seen all of these things before. And that would
be the bad. This is about as
original as a box of 5 year old brownie mix. Chico: And just as organic. Gordon: Browwwwnnnies. Chico: They process the hell out of that stuff, man. Gordon: What do you think about Fieri? Chico: Guy Fieri is Guy Fieri. You either like him or you hate him. This show
going to change your opinion of him. Gordon: The problem that I had is that Fieri didn't do anything. You could have
anyone in this hosting role and it would feel like the same show. Chico: Same problem he had with Minute to Win It.
GUY'S GROCERY GAMES
Food - 8p ET Sundays
Gordon: True. He's super generic host. And this is a super generic show. C. Chico: Here's my thing... Why was this show made? Gordon: Because a super market sponsored it. Chico: I mean it has moments and all, but really, it's a ripoff of two game shows
wrapped up in one! C- Gordon: The last show to review is Trust Me, I'm a Game Show Host. Michael Ian
Black and D.L. Hughley are game
show hosts. There are 2 statements read. One of them is correct and oe of them
is wrong. You have to choose the
correct host to win money. Chico: Repeat for five rounds until you get to a final round for $20,000. You
have to guess the correct statement
out of five. Now there is some good here. For one, an interesting simpatico
between the two hosts. Gordon: The hosts are vwery good for this shtick Chico: And also an interesting dichotomy. You have the intellectual DL and the
wiseass Michael. Gordon: And of course the format works. It worked when it was Break the Bank in
the 1970's. Chico: Also, the show is well balanced and well timed (credit it being a
half-hour series) with no real silly add
ons. Yes that was a dig on Are You Normal, America? Gordon: Very true. Now for the bad. No variation whatsoever. Chico: Statement, counter statement, cross examination, verdict. Lather rinse
repeat. At least when Million Dollar
Mind Game did it there was some change up. Get a photo category now and then. Or
a music category. Or a video
category. Do SOMETHING! Steal a page from @Midnight
TRUST ME, I'M A GAME SHOW HOST
TBS - 10:30p ET Tuesdays
Gordon: There was a lot of change up. I did like that there was no risk for the
contestant during the game. It's
played for laughs and entertainment, and it succeeds. The game show purist
though would have liked them to do
something more with the format. C+ Chico: Right. Also... Does it seem that the presentation is too big for the
game? Or is
the game too small for the stage? Gordon: I would say the game is too small. It could be bigger, but they don't
implement the whole stage - just
like the show doesn't implement the whole mpremise. Chico: Either way, it's a simple game done simply, but it could stand to do
better. It's more hit than miss, so
I'll go B-. And on that note, we're gonna go to break, and that's no lie. Still
to come, we celebrate the end of
an era in the UK. But first... What do Canada, Japan, and the UK have in common?
You will find out in Brainvision
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