Episode 18.9
August 4
Chico: Hello, folks, this is Chico with you...
and something amazing happened Friday...
Jason: Really?
Chico: Yeah.
Gordon: Big Brother's April spent a weekend with her panties on?
Chico: ...I don't know about that, but my sister got paid. Considering the
hospital she works for, it's a freaking miracle :-)
Jason: I thought something more game show related happened.
Chico: See, that's the thing. We're joking before we get to the serious.... like
serious money... serious stakes... and serious fun.
Jason: Always :)
Chico: Because from somewhere in America, the "You Guys Are So Damn Serious"
edition of WLTI ... is... ON!
Gordon: Gordon Pepper here, and joining us this week is special guest Jason
Block.
Jason: Glad to be here as well.
Chico: Great to have you as always.
Gordon: And you're glad to be Jevin Smith, who is the first grand prize winner
of Catch 21.
Chico: Jevin Smith not only beat the odds... he turned them over and turned them
sideways.
Jason: No kidding.
Chico: Here's the rundown. The three starter cards: Jack, 9, and 2.
Jason: How many power chips did he have?
Chico: Two. For his two round wins. First card up is a 9. Where does it go,
kids?
Jason: On the 2
Chico: Good. Now we have a 2. Where does it go, kids?
Gordon: On the 9, daddy.
Chico: Good! Gold stars for each of you. Next... a 4. What do we do with that?
Gordon: We get rid of it and Power Chip it to the starving children in Africa.
Chico: Always thinking of the children.
Gordon: I love children. Tasty with barbecue sauce.
Chico: ...uh...yeah. Next... an Ace. Where does it go?
Jason: On the Jack. Instant 21!
Chico: And instant $1000. Now... an 8.
Jason: Passola. Last power chip gone
Chico: With extra no-thanks-I'm-good sauce. Next up... a 10!
Gordon: Put it on one of the 11's
Chico: And you have $5000.
Jason: So he has an 11 and $5000 to play with.
Chico: And he needs one of the 14 remaining 10s in the 43-card deck. The chances
of hitting one, slighly worse than one-in-3
Gordon: This has already happened earlier on this season, but the face card
never came up. This time around though we find...ANT!
Jason: A Queen?
Gordon: A Queen!
Chico: *rimshot*
Jason: Whoo Hoo!
Chico: That is 25,000 Presidential flash cards for Jevin Smith. And we
congratulate him on that.
Jason: Big time...not easy to do.
Chico: Finally, someone who knows how to play the game... and is almost
incredibly lucky. Now that you've seen how easy it is to do that... you have no
excuse to not do it... unless season 2 comes round and they end up changing
stuff.... What, it could happen.
Gordon: It could be harder next season
Chico: Actually, I think the rule for GSN originals is the second season is
usually easier.
Gordon: Speaking of Queens, For next season's bonus round, you may have to sing
Billy Ocean's Caribbean Queen.
Chico: Ah, that Billy Ocean opus, "Caribbean Queen (No More Love on the Run)".
Pay attention, this is relevant, as one of our favorites returns this week...
Who watched Don't Forget the Lyrics! this week?
Jason: Um...I didn't.
Chico: Okay, this is for Jason Block's benefit here.
Jason: Got it
Gordon: Recap it for the starving Jason's in Brooklyn.
Chico: Player #2 of the hour, Rick Barnes, is a fisherman who just got engaged
after being with the same woman for 22 years. Good for him, but here's something
he couldn't figure out... *grabs mic* Gordon... Play the track, please...
Gordon: (plays track)
Jason: (starts clapping to the beat)
"She dashed by me in painted on jeans
And all heads turned' Cause she was the dream
Caribbean queen! Now we're sharing the same dream...
And our hearts they beat as one...
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Gordon: I assume Jason knows this, so I give it to him
Jason: Actually I do. I am an 80's baby...No More Love On The Run.
Gordon: Chico - Did the 80's baby get it right?
Chico: The 80's baby got it right. Rick needed a backup. For the song called
'Caribbean Queen (No More Love on the Run)' - and which Wayne actually said.
Dude... they GAVE YOU the answer.
Gordon: So he needed a backup to sing the title of the song.
Chico: Basically.
Jason: Ouch.
Gordon: How big of a fish did the fisherman catch?
Chico: But it's all good, because he eventually drops to $25,000... Gordon...
"American Woman" by the Guess Who, if you please...
Gordon: (passes mic)
"American woman, stay away from me
American woman, mama let me be
Don’t come hangin’ around my door
I don’t wanna see your face no more
I got more important things to do
Than spend my time growin’ old with you
____ ____ ____ ____ ____ ____
Gordon: Allow me.
Chico: I'll allow you.
Gordon: Now woman, I said stay away,
Chico: ... Yeah. But Rick said... "Now woman, I said GET away". Easy mistake to
make. But it ends up costing him $25,000. The good news... He met one of his
heroes, Kenny Loggins.
Gordon: But, I have some love for Rick Barnes
Chico: how's that?
Gordon: Can I Have a Big Bored please? I have a Caribbean Queen for Mr. Barnes.
Chico: uh oh...
One Caribbean Queen for Mr. Barnes
- 1 1/2 oz watermelon schnapps
- 1/2 oz coconut rum (malibu)
- 1 1/2 oz orange liqueur (cointreau, grand marnier...)
- 5 oz orange juice
- 3 oz lemonade
- 1/2 oz lemon juice
Fill glass with handful of ice and add ingredients. Then mix.
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Gordon: And there you go. That's a Caribbean
Queen.
Chico: Good.
Gordon: Rick can drink that while he's thinking about the $25,000 that he threw
down the toilet.
Chico: Remember kids, not until you're 21.
Gordon: If you're not 21 yet and want one, substitute the rum for Pina Colada
mix, the Watermelon Schnapps for watermelon juice and the orange with orange
juice.
Chico: Melanie Heyl also played that night, she lost... well, she lost nothing,
because she lyricked out on the freebie...
Gordon: What song was this?
Chico: From Blondie's "One Way or Another".
Gordon: Hit it!
One way or another I'm gonna find ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna win ya
I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha
One way or another I'm gonna see ya
I'm gonna meetcha meetcha meetcha meetcha
One day, maybe next week I'm gonna meetcha,
I'm gonna meetcha, I'll meetcha
I will drive past your house and
___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
Chico: Melanie's guess: "If the lights are all off." She was off...by a word. It
was "If the lights are all DOWN".
Gordon: Waa Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Chico: New episodes return September 12 (early Datebook entry).
Gordon: But wait!
Chico: But what?
Gordon: I have a gift for Melanie, too
Chico: Really?
Gordon: Really! Big Bored, please?
Banana Blondies for Melanie
- 2 cups all-purpose flour
- 1 cup white sugar
- 6 packets aspartame artificial sweetener
- 1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
- 3/4 teaspoon baking soda
- 1/2 cup butter, melted
- 1 tablespoon vanilla extract
- 3/4 cup skim milk
- 2 eggs
- 4 ripe bananas, mashed
Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C). Grease a 9x13 inch baking
dish. In a large bowl, stir together the flour, sugar, artificial sweetener,
baking powder and baking soda. In a separate bowl, stir together the butter,
vanilla, milk, eggs and bananas; pour into the dry ingredients and mix well.
Spread evenly in the prepared pan. Bake for 35 minutes in the preheated
oven, until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean
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Gordon: And there you go. Blondies with your
Caribbean Queen! A Don't Foget the Lyrics dessert special, courtesy of WLTI.
Jason: Chico? Think G has been watching too much Food Network?
Chico: NEVER. :-)
Gordon: Heh.
Chico: That's like watching too much Discovery Channel.. You just... can't.
Jason: But I like the recipes. Education and delicious.
Gordon: (Takes off 'Kiss The Haterade' Apron). Hey. I'm giving back.
Chico: Anywho, from singing, we go to dancing... and we're down to four on the
floor.
Jason: (stretches)
Chico: We're down to four. Your final four dancers are... Twitch... Courtney...
Katee... and Joshua. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but Twitch was a
return-tripper, right?
Gordon: Well, sort of. He was the last person who didn't make the Top 20 in
season 3.
Chico: I'm a fan of Joshua Allen. He's been the most consistent performer of the
four remaining. You?
Gordon: I personally want to see Twitch win it. He's the only person who has
gotten to the end and has returned the next season to get a spot in the Top 20.
That being said...I think that Katee has the inside track to win it and I think
she will, with Joshua coming in second.
Chico: She'd be only the second woman to win, right?
Gordon: Right. If she won, it would be even with 2 males and 2 females.
Chico: So would you say an interesting finale? Of course you would. Finales are
always interesting.
Jason: Usually. Lythgoe knows how to do it up right.
Gordon: Unless we're talking about Duel.
Chico: That's basically what you call "an ending without an ending."
Jason: sort of anti-climatical climax.
Chico: We begin with Dave McNeill, the defending champ. Coming back with
$20,000. Missed the Max Question on a question about Colorado (his home state).
Gordon: And then leaves with el zippo.
Chico: He defeats Amy Showalter, winning another $2500. So he's up to $22,500...
which he loses to Gryphon Ward. Ward makes $15,000. He leaves with $25,000.
Gordon: And then...one last Duel
Chico: John Serby and Randy Howell, the other two people who haven't been
chosen, play the final Duel in a good long while...if not EVER. It ends with
$20K for Randy.
Gordon: And Randy blows the last bonus question. Can you show us the last bonus
question, Mr. Chairman?
Chico: Sure can...
At 405 years old, which claimed the title as the longest living animal in
recorded history?
a) tortoise
b) clam
c) Komodo dragon
d) Koi fish.
Chico: (Greenie) You have seven seconds... Max. (/G)
Gordon: Now Jason, as Chico and I have seen this episode, you get to answer
Jason: I am going with a) TORTOISE
Gordon: Jason, you would....lose.
Jason: Really?
Chico: Really.
Jason: Was it c?
Gordon: No. The answer is...Clam.
Jason: Clam?
Chico: Clam.
Jason: Dam.
Gordon: The clam's name was Ming.
Chico: He liked long walks on the beach and errant gambling.
Jason: I am looking at it now. Ming the Clam.
Chico: But before we get into Ming's habit. Quick question... Now Gordon knows
how I feel about this...
Gordon: I do.
Chico: But I want your insight, J.
Jason: Sure.
Chico: Does Duel return for season 3?
Jason: If we were playing the percentages...I would say 60-40 yes. ABC is going
to need some hole fillers. It's cheap to produce. Just a guess here.
Chico: Okay, I told Gordon this before the show.
Jason: ok
Chico: It could very well be over and done with, Duel...But if it were to return
sometime next season... I wouldn't be surprised. This is the season where
Greenie came out of his shell. And as good as a host as he is... the damage was
already done.
Gordon: I think the an under 4.0 audience share and attendance, I think Duel is
going to run into this guy...
Chico: "Augustus, Sweetheart! Save some room for later!"
Jason: ROFL
Chico: But of course. Look at it this way... It's either Duel next season... or
the show where Rip Hamilton sucks out.
Gordon: I don't see how Duel gets another renewal. And giving out $500,000 is
not cheap television
Chico: It isn't. But $500,000 on Duel is like $25,000 in Catch 21. Doesn't
happen often.
Jason: That's my theory.
Gordon: Now Wanna Bet? Is cheap television - and also, apparently so are the
playing skills of the celebrities.
Chico: This was the Tom Bergeron episode. This was the show that was going to
save the series! It ended up... just another show. Worse yet, just another show
with Corbin Bernsen.
Gordon: Instead of saving the series, I think this was the episode that was the
iceberg to the Titanic
Jason: Was he asking "How Much is Enough?"
Gordon: No. That's the general audience asking that after watching this mess.
Chico: No, the general audience is SAYING, "Enough is enough." But let's go over
why we brought this up this week.
Jason: Let's.
Gordon: Now, there's only 4 acts. After 3 acts, the combines win-loss betting of
the celebrities is 2-10
Jason: Oh man.
Chico: And one of them sucked out.
Gordon: Can I have a Big Bored, please?
Wanna Bet?: Anatomy of Another Disaster
Corbin Bernsen: Little over $20,000
Tom Bergeron: $3000
Melissa Peterman: $2000
Rip Hamilton... sweet nothing
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Gordon: These are the standings after Round #3.
Corbin Bernsen, the only contestant with a semblance of an idea on how to play
this game, is a little over $20,000. Now the contestants start out with $25,000,
so Corbin is in the hole by around 5 grand. However, he's in great shape
compared to everyone else. You know our hero and savior, Tom Bergeron?
Chico: Right.
Jason: Yes.
Chico: Emmy boy.
Gordon: He's in second...with $3,000.
Jason: OW. Pain.
Gordon: Melissa Peterman is in third...with $2,000.
Jason: Who is Melissa Peterman?
Chico: Remember the chick from Reba and every other episode of Pyramid?
Jason: Oh her.
Chico: Yeah. HER.
Jason: The blond chick
Gordon: And she played a Hooker in Fargo.
Chico: Now there's a "Who?" for you. And in the bottom is Detroit Piston Rip
Hamilton.
Jason: I know HIM. Rip wears the face mask.
Chico: He may want to wear a paper bag after this.
Gordon: But Rip Hamilton sets history - in the wrong way.
Chico: Ah.
Gordon: After 3 rounds, Rip is the first celebrity to go bankrupt. The Rip now
stands for R.I.P., which described his chances for him or anyone else not named
Corbin Bernsen to win.
Chico: Precisely
Gordon: Corbin wins with $35,511.
Chico: Profit.
Jason: That's goes into the bad celeb players Hall of Shame.
Chico: Scary when Corbin Bernsen knows how to play the game by simply winging
it.
Gordon: Finally, let's talk Moles.
Chico: Moley moley moley.
Gordon: We've seen them in action. We saw Paul get booted last week. That leaves
us with 3 people - Mark, Nicole and Craig. One of them is The Mole, one of them
is getting a lot of money, and one of them spent the last month of their life
touring the world and getting nothing for it.
Jason: Is Nicole hot?
Gordon: ...Well, sort of.
Chico: I'd hit that. She's probably hit back, though.
Jason: Ok.
Gordon: But the question is...who is The Mole?
Chico: Easy. Craig.
Jason: Why?
Chico: Things seem to conveniently happen for him. There was the fit of
dizziness in the Argentine Alps..There was the jump off the target...There was
exemption... after exemption... after exemption...
Jason: Well...Gordon...was Chico right?
Gordon: Now you all know I like to disagree just to disagree.
Chico: Oh yeah.
Gordon: In this case...I think Chico's right and I'll agree with him, but for a
different reason. Nicole - way too much obvious sabotage. The Mole isn't
obvious.
Chico: She's playing the "Dorothy Card" from season 2 of the original series.
Gordon: Mark - Not enough sabotage, and he hasn't sabotaged at all in the later
missions. So Craig, who has been consistently sneaky, is also my choice as the
Mole.
Chico: I believe we'll be know NEXT week. If previous seasons are any
indication. One thing's for sure... it'll be interesting.
Gordon: Right. This week is the final set of missions. Next week is the verdict
and finale.
Chico: Lots of finales this week. Cooper's been a very busy mole. I put him in
charge of the Datebook this week...After Wednesday, it gets repetitive.
Gordon: Drew is in charge of the Save The Mole email writing campaign.
Unfortunately, no one can understand bookworm.
Chico: We'll see what's on it in a bit, but first... Mr. Pepper, if you would
please.
Gordon: Roll That Beautiful Brain Footage.
(Doug:
Live, local, and latebreaking... From the four corners of the globe to your
frontal lobe, this is WLTI Brainvision News, and now here's Gordon Pepper, Chico
Alexander, and the award-winning Brainvision News Team)
Gordon: And first up...hey Chico, want a Green Light?
Chico: Yep, but first, we have a very special guest batboy...
Gordon: Willie Randolph?
Chico: AUGUSTUS, GET YOUR SWEET ASS IN HERE!
Gordon: That may be what Willie Randolph looked like when he got fired from the
Mets.
Jason: He has a name?
Gordon: We can call him Augustus, which is sort of funny, since Augustus is fat
and our zombie...well...looks like he could use some meat on his bones.
Chico: Oh, we got some meat for him.
Gordon: Bring in the meat!
In
a move that comes as a shock to absolutely no one, Mediaweek has reported that
Shopper's Paradise is going out of business... After being on life support for
God knows how long, 20th TV has pulled the plug on Temptation.
Jason: Here Augustus...Rossi is waiting in room #1.
Chico: Again... Shocking no one.
Jason: May I just say on behalf of the fans....This was the biggest travesty to
game shows in a long time. You could have had a franchise player for a long
time. Instead you neuter it and make it so generic no one cared. Thanks, heaps.
Chico: *gives the one-finger salute to 20th TV*
Jason: *joins you* That's the double bird for you.
Gordon: ... And a triple (gives the finger) So for the new syndicated game shows
- neither one makes it to season 2.
Chico: Earlier last year, we gave a laundry list of things that could possibly
go wrong on Temptation...If I can get a recap here...
Temptation: What Went Wrong
1) Five and out
2) No buying the lot
3) No cash jackpot
4) No challenge
5) Pigeonholed casting
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Chico: Okay, there was three basic glaring errors
and they all had to do with the show being too cheap.
1) You only get five days on the show...
2) No buying the lot.
3) No growing cash jackpot.
Jason: And yes, Gordon, you were right.
Gordon: Told. You. So. :)
Chico: Gordon's favorite three words in the English language.
Jason: Sorry for us being glass half full people.
Gordon: The only reason why the glass was half full was that the Temptation
Producers took a whiz in it before leaving the room.
Chico: HA! I can say without doubt that these three... PLUS the caliber of
questions asked (there wasn't any) AND the pigeonholing of contestants... they
all played a huge part in this giant turd log of a game show. So if you say you
can't fight the temptation. I will say, I fought the temptation... and won.
Gordon: Kids, if you're going to remake a game show, do it correctly.
Jason: When you introduce the show with American Idol rejects....You know the
show is in the sh(^_^)er
Chico: Which brings me to the green light.
Is
What's My Line? heading back to TV? David Hasselhoff seems to think so.
Chico: In a radio interview from last weekend, he mentioned that FremantleMedia
is shopping the show around.
Jason: I think he needs to talk to someone we know...J.Keith Van Stratten.
Chico: Talk to J Keith. He knows more than you think.
Jason: It is the best Live Game Show Adaptation I have ever seen. With the Price
is Right Live 2nd.
Gordon: J. Keith has the experience and the know-how to make it work.
Jason: And a reminder to DH...treat the property with the respect it
deserves...I don't think Michelle L'Amour or belly dancers would be a good fit
on the show.
Gordon: No bellydancers? :(
Jason: Well...maybe sophisticated belly dancers.
Chico: Not even bellydancers with balloons? (Yes, the Gong Show has gotten that
much better this week)
Jason: That good huh?
Chico: Yep.
Jason: How was "The Biggest Chubby?"
Chico: Still funny.
Gordon: But the Gong Show doesn't have anyone reciting things form a Datebook.
Chico: What did Cooper give you this week?
Gordon: He gave me this...
Starting
on August 8th...The Olympics! Watch NBC move their programming back for 2 weeks.
Watch other shows try to avoid the slots or burn off the stuff that no one
really watches. Right before that, check out the season finales of American
Gladiators (NBC), Last Comic Standing (NBC), I Survived a Japanese Gameshow
(ABC), and So You Think You Can Dance (Fox), and the premiere of I Want to Work
for Diddy (VH1), all of which happen before the 8th.
Jason: Do you really think that the Olympics will be a ratings hit?
Chico: Me? I think curiosity will prevail over the opening ceremonies. And I
know the B-ball will get a big following (it always does) Especially round here
with Coach K coaching *hawk-ptooie*
Jason: Not a fan of Mr. Duke?
Chico: Gee, you think? :P
Gordon: I think it will be a hit. I don't think it will be as big as the
previous ones though, thanks to a lot of Barry Bonds Strategically Enhanced
Pills.
Chico: Any team with LeBron James and Kobe Bryant is bound to have a shot. Just
remember that the Olympics is more than just sport. It's hope in a world that's
sorely lacking. it's hope. And love.
Jason: In a country with very little personal rights.
Chico: Yes, I stole that line from Doctor Who. Who cares. Next? =p
Gordon: Next up... Let's not settle for just a Caribbean Queen. Let's get fully
loaded!
Jason: (HIC)
Chico: Hi. Do you need help upconverting your TV to digital? Well, Bob Barker's
here to help.
He'll
be appearing in a number of ads about the February 2009 conversion.
Jason: That was a cool spot.
Chico: I'm going to make a bold prediction...This is going to change the way we
see game shows as soon as NEXT MONTH.
Jason: Go for it...
Chico: More shows are going to be shot in HD, I think. I know TPIR is going HD
next season.
Jason: J! and Wheel already are.
Gordon: I think HD is the way to go - and everyone will flock to it.
Jason: I need an HDTV.
Chico: DFTL, Jeopardy!, and Wheel already are. The Moment of Truth is... sort
of.
Gordon: What about The Moment of Dumb? Anyone want The Moment of Dumb?
Jason: Yup.
Chico: Right here.
Are
You Smarter Than...Gordon Ramsay, who falls down a 280 foot cliff into an ice
cold lake and then nearly drowns while trying to tape an episode of 'The F Word'
Jason: Oops.
Chico: That's good television there.
An honorable mention goes to Dan 'Mr. Potatoe Head' Quayle, who turns down an
offer to be on Dancing With the Stars.
Chico: That never gets old.
Gordon: ...no, it doesn't. Neither does Haterade. 2 Shots this week.
Jason: Line em up.
Chico: Consume.
Gordon: First one...and this shot costs $793,000...
Chico: You take an out-of-state check?
That's
how much the BBC had to cough up for it's part in the rigged call-in and lose
scandal.
Jason: Hit 'em hard...hit them often I say.
Gordon: Thats the biggest fine ever in the BBC, as far as a media penalty.
Second shot...
Last week, we talked about how Conrad Riggs is suing Mark Burnett. This week,
we get a countersuit from Burnett against Riggs.
Chico: I'm guessing for defamation.
Gordon: This is going to get ugly.
Jason: Oh boy. It is.
Chico: Speaking of shots.. let's go to Ireland, where we find two types of
shots... the spirituous type... and the head shot.
Why
the head shot? Because they're getting their own version of America's Next Top
Model.
Jason: Interesting.
Chico: Nice to see the show branching out.
Gordon: It is. Maybe they need World Model
Chico: Remember the last time something like that happened?
Gordon: That didn't work out too good, did it?
Chico: ummm.... no.
Jason: Nope.
Gordon: What about being a Floozy for Bret Michaels?
Yes,
folks we start the red sofa segment with Rock Of Love Bus! If you want to get on
the bus, go here -
http://www.realitywanted.com/call/2840-vh1-now-casting-rock-of-love-bus-with-bret-michaels
Jason: Oh joy.
If you'd rather sing like a rock star instead of date one, you can apply for
Season 3 of Don't Forget the Lyrics. Click here -
http://www.realitywanted.com/call/2881-dont-forget-the-lyrics-now-casting .
And bonus points if you fall under these categories - Divorced couples that will
compete together, cab drivers, veterans, current military personel, police
officers
Jason: Interesting casting choices?
Gordon: Who cares if you can actually play the game? We just want characters, so
we can have people like Fishermen need help singing the lyrics to a title they
were just told 3 minutes ago.
Chico: And this is what's wrong with the industry today.
Jason: ROFL
Gordon: But hey, we get to see a Taxi Driver! Whoopie!
Chico: Unless it's Ben Bailey, no thanks.
Jason: (blows horn)
Gordon: And maybe in the Taxi - they have Media hoes.
Chico: *plays "Pimpin' All Over the World"*
In
this week's Hodometer, we have rumors of Andy Baldwin and Karina Smirnoff
getting together, while Mary Delgado and Byron Velvick are trying to, in the
words of Bachelor host Chris Harrison, 'Work Things Out'....Nina Garcia moves to
Marie Claire, Tim Gunn admitting that he didn't get paid at all for Season 1 of
Project Runway, Ryan Seacrest gets bit by a shark, and Drew Carey does
Shakespeare...Mario Lopez is the new host of Extra, Dan is Big Brother's newest
America's Player (too bad all of the BB cast figured it out already), and Coffey
Anderson is the latest 2 time reality reject, adding to his American Idol loss
by losing on Nashville Star.
Gordon: But none of them are your hoes of the week.
Jason: Who is it?
Gordon: Graham Bunn (The Bachelorette) is now going out with Chrishell Stause
(You Rock, Let's Roll). It's ho meets ho on two of Chico's faaaaaaaaaaavorite
shows.
Chico: I see sexy ho babies...
Jason: My head just exploded.
Gordon: I'm sure Chico wishes them lots of luck and love. Don't you, Chico?
Jason: Of course he does.
Chico: They'll need it.
Gordon: And those...are your hoes.
Chico: And that's the news for this week. Okay, shut it down.
Jason: Shutting down
Chico: Still to come, we're either being accurate or idiotic, but coming up
next... It's been a long summer, and we're going to break it down for you with
six sweeping generalizations.
Gordon: And we'll get to those generalizations - after the break.
Chico: This is WLTI. Give us 22 minutes, we'll give you the world.
Gordon: (plays Xylophone in the back)
Jason: (ticker tape sound)
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