Episode 27.8 - We're Not Worthy
July 25

Chico: You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll kiss $9 goodbye.
Jason: Double Win
Gordon: After you're done watching that movie, come on back here. We'll give you some audio clips as we play Say Wha? Chico, I gather you have the clips?
Chico: I have some.
Jason: Lets do it.
Chico: First up...

(as a response to "(No prenup) unless you're the one with the millions") .... "I am."

Gordon: (They tried to make me go to finishing school and I said no no no)
Chico: Gordon
Gordon: You would be Sherri Shepherd
Chico: I WOULD be Sherri Shepherd.
Jason: WOW. Impressive
Chico: Sherri Shepherd is set to host a week long game show/round table event in preparation for HER upcoming nuptials.
Chico: It's the week of August 8 Should be a good watch.
Jason: You think so?
Chico: It's the Newlywed Game. It's ALWAYS a good watch.
Jason: Ok
Gordon: And can we have a moment for Amy Winehouse?
Chico: Yes we can.

(silence)

Gordon: Thank you. Next one?
Chico: Next...

"They said ... ‘Oh, our kids watch you, we’ve seen you, we love you. You're not host-y. You're hanging out with the kids, and that's what we want here' "

Jason: BUZZ?
Chico: Jason
Jason: are you Nick Cannon?
Chico: Good guess, but no. It was a REALLY good guess.
Gordon: (Big Balls taste better with sauteed marinara sauce)
Chico: Gordon?
Gordon: Cedric the Entertainer
Chico: ... Jason's guess was BETTER.
Gordon: Well fine then. Sheesh.
Jason: BUZZ 2?
Chico: Jason?
Jason: You are Howie Mandel?
Chico: No.
Gordon: (BUZZ KILL)
Chico: Gordon?
Gordon: Ronald McDonald disguised as a Tranny Martian.
Chico: *throws quote out, sources same guy with new quote*

"The coolest thing about this season, that you see that the parent is the one who is wrong and the kids are right."

Jason: OH! BUZZ!
Chico: Jason!
Jason: You are Jeff Sutphen
Chico: RIGHT!
Jason: Finally!
Gordon: I preferred Ronald McMartian
Jason: You would. LOL
Chico: After seeing Jeff in prime time on a prime time show... we now see Jeff in prime time on his regular gig. Any compare/contrast?
Jason: Yeah. Jeff works better with a good product.
Gordon: Not really. I think Jeff does shine on the show. The problem here is the format.
Chico: Obviously. it's better than the original, in that's it's more Fear Factor-esque... but it's still got the taint of the original.
Gordon: Well we're going to see the original - Fear Factor - soon. Next one?
Chico: Next one...

"The Latin culture is a tapestry that is rich in passion, tradition, and artistry. This journey for me and Marc is going to be exciting and groundbreaking."

Jason: BUZZ!
Chico: Jason
Jason: Who is Marc's soon to be rich ex wife Jennifer Lopez
Chico: (Ben Bailey) ... thatiscorrect. (/BB) J-Lo and Marc Anthony were working on this big Latin talent search project that was just about to blow up... and then they got a divorce.
Gordon: The J-Lo Bathhouse is now open for customers.
Chico: Go get'em Gordon!
Jason: She's all yours.
Gordon: She's hot. I have no problems admitting that. I'd hit it.
Chico: I saw how you were looking at her statue at Madame Tussaud's a couple of years back. You would. Next...

"I want my surgery to be looked at as positive reflection of how I feel."

Gordon: (The Best Bachelor Pad is Kermit the Frog's Lily Pad)
Chico: Hell yes! I mean... Gordon!
Gordon: Would it have to do with a certain Bachelor contestant and her nose?
Chico: ... Maaaaaaaaaaybe
Gordon: Would that be Vienna Girardi and her schnozz?
Chico: That would be Vienna and her sausage...*realizes what he just said*
Gordon: So you're recruiting her to join the Tranny Martians?
Chico: YOU'RE recruiting her. I've done ENOUGH damage!
Jason: Good grief. LOL
Chico: Well honestly... what DOES that say about Vienna Girardi? "I'm a catty know-nothing with a complex!" Okay, the score is tied, Jason with 2, Gordon with 2.
Gordon: Next one?
Chico: Next...

"I am deeply flattered and truly appreciate the invitation. As everyone knows, I love a man in uniform ... but unfortunately I cannot accept, as I will be taping an episode of 'Hot in Cleveland."

Gordon: (It's so hot, Paris Hilton's Silicon breats are melting. Now that's hot!)
Chico: Gordon?
Gordon: That would be Betty White?
Chico: Our Betty. She's so in demand right now...
Gordon: She is. Amazing what a Snicker Commercial does.
Jason: No kidding.
Chico: Ray Lewis, a Marine recruiter, he wanted a date to the Marine Corps ball. Unfortunately Mila Kunis was taken so he went bigger... He put a YouTube video out asking Betty White. Which reminds me... I didn't do Fully Loaded this week... Well, now I just did. So we're all caught up. As we love to say around here... Gordon... this is for the game. No pressure.
Gordon: Well not only that. This is the time that a Chicoism shows up. So Jason, if you're not quick enough....
Chico: Help me, Jason.
Jason: I'll do my best.
Gordon: Last one?
Chico: Last one...

"My fight is always against Fox. They want a show, and I want a restaurant".

Gordon: (Chico Alexander is the new EmCee for Bachelorette's Gone For Love in the Wild!)
Jason: DAMN
Chico: Gordon...sigh...for the game.
Gordon: If you want Jason to get it, then you need to make something harder than a Gordon Ramsay quote.
Chico: You were expecting a Chicoism. I thought I'd throw in a curveball.
Jason: That was more like a fastball over the plate, thank you
Gordon: Swung on and driven DEEP to left field...it is high...it is far...it....is...GONE!
Chico: I will pay you money never to imitate John Sterling again.
Jason: ROFL
Gordon: Gordon wins.....thehehehehehehehe Gordon....wins!
Chico: The only thing G's missing is the stupid play on his name. He PEPPERED THAT ONE!
Gordon: No pepper games allowed.
Jason: LOL
Chico: And there we are. Gordon, you have 30 seconds. The floor....is yours
Gordon: I'd like to point out that in this Summer heat, you can always keep cold inside, go swimming, etc. But I'd like to suggest something different. All across the U.S.A., there are charities that help other people sweltering in the heat. If you have a portable fan, old bathing suits you're never going to wear again, or anything you can use to help the needy, please donate it. Being helpful shouldn't only be limited to Thanksgiving and Christmas. Thank you.
Chico: Agreed.
Jason: Very nice.
Gordon: And now for some more touching morality, I'll give you this heart-warming break.
Jason: Uh oh
Chico: Oh no.

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Jason: No ****
Gordon: I think it's amazing that we can send so many morality messages in the span of one episode.
Chico: Oh, we're FAR from done. Welcome back to the show. As always, thank you for being a part of our week and allowing our week to be a part of you.
Jason: We appreciate you guys
Gordon: We do - and you have to agree that this episode has been chock full of wrong.
Chico: As opposed to what now?
Gordon: Well that's what we need to figure out. It's time for 15 shades of wrong.
Chico: Present, sir
Gordon: We start with the following...

Thomas Johns' juggling act on America's Got Talent

JUST WEIRD

KINDA WRONG

WRONG

REALLY WRONG

EVERYBODY PANIC

Chico: Sad. Pathetic. Not wrong, though. If that's his talent. I'll give it a 2.
Jason: Not even. It was 1. It was just bad. Not wrong.
Gordon: The execution was faulty, not the act. 1. Now if it was Squonk opera, Id' give it an 7.

Squonk Opera?

JUST WEIRD

KINDA WRONG

WRONG

REALLY WRONG

EVERYBODY PANIC

Chico: How about if it was Steven Retchless?
Gordon: I'd also say 1. It's not my cup of tea, but he perfored very well. Next one...

Being booted from a show via a dog dragging you away as there's been raw meat planted in your suit.

JUST WEIRD

KINDA WRONG

WRONG

REALLY WRONG

EVERYBODY PANIC

Chico: I'd say about an 8 for execution.
Jason: Another 101 Ways Exit?
Gordon: It is. if you're a Fear Factor fan, that should sound familiar for a reason
Chico: I remember that. And that.
Jason: That's about a 6 to me.
Gordon: 7. Nice, but we've seen it before.
Chico: I believe there was one FF stunt with a dragging... and one with a dog. One plus one equals good time had by all.
Gordon: Next one?
Chico: Next one...

Ryan Seacrest has a fail with a Slip'n'Slide

JUST WEIRD

KINDA WRONG

WRONG

REALLY WRONG

EVERYBODY PANIC

Jason: It was cute. Not wrong. 3
Gordon: Our ratings already gone down enough with Tranny Martians. I don't want it to fall off the map with Ryan Seacrest and any sort of slipping and slding. 6.9.
Chico: I'm watching the video right now. It's pretty wrong. Extra point for the Coke plug. 8. Still... Makes you want to go outside and play.
Gordon: I could make it a 14 with a quip, but I won't. Next one...

Pricing an elephant on stage.

JUST WEIRD

KINDA WRONG

WRONG

REALLY WRONG

EVERYBODY PANIC

Gordon: Cedric asks the audience what the price of an elephant is, which gets all sorts of complaints by the ASPCA.
Chico: 12. TPIR did it.
Jason: Yeah...and the elephant is worth more than peanuts. 10
Chico: Funny, I thought that PETA would've gotten in on this before ASPCA.
Gordon: I'll go with 10. There has to be more fun things than elephants. Last one?
Chico: FINALLY...

The Zingbot 3000 during Thursday's live BB eviction had a sign... "Comic-Con or Bust"

JUST WEIRD

KINDA WRONG

WRONG

REALLY WRONG

EVERYBODY PANIC

Jason: That's not wrong...that's actually cool. 1
Chico: I'd have to say so yeah.
Gordon: I think what would have made it wrong would have been Zingbot saying Comic-Con or MY busts, 3.
Chico: I didn't think block robots had busts.
Gordon: They should.
Chico: And on that note, we're running out of show. Let's take one more break before the Speed Round. See you after that. Bye!

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Gordon: There's always nude skinny dipping in 104 degree weather. If you've had enough to strikes and lockouts and negotiations, just take your clothes off and go swimming.
Chico: I'll be back in 15 minutes....
Gordon: Except Chico. He has to keep his clothes on.
Chico: I will if you will, Mr. Lily-White I Burn Easily.
Gordon: Will you rub my suntan lotion all over me?
Chico: Sorry, dude
Jason: Children!
Gordon: ...then I guess we're stuck inside doing a Speed Round. Which starts...now! Big Brother: Do we see the pagonging of the newbies?
Jason: Yes...either Dominic or Kalia goes bye bye
Chico: Yes. In fact...



Chico: I say Kalia goes bye bye
Gordon: I'll say Domenic leaves and they don't win Veto again. Give me an AGTer who survives Week #3.
Chico: Murphy
Jason: Agnes
Gordon: I'll agree with Chico. That means that Agnes is doomed.
Chico: Ninja Warrior starts again next week. So do we see Total Victory this time out?
Gordon: No.
Jason: Nope
Chico: You know what? I'm going to go on a longshot and say that it happens.
Gordon: Expedition Impossible: Will we have a second all-male team leave?
Chico: Yes. I think the fishermen are going to bite it.
Gordon: No. I think the ladies are going to have issues in the snow. Fair enough. Do we have any mail?
Chico: Not this week.
Gordon: I want email. Where do they send it to?
Chico: Well, they can send it to wlti@gameshownewsnet.com...OR they can like us on Facebook at Facebook.com/wlti.gsnn
Gordon: So that ends this week's episode. Special thanks to Jason Block for joining us today.
Jason: Always fun and thanks. Stay cool everyone.
Chico: Yes indeed. Next week... we get our style on with Project Runway. That's always fun.
Gordon: I'm sensing Q joining us. We'll see that in 7 days,'
Chico: Until then, for Gordon and all the hot heads at GSNN, I'm Chico Alexander. Game Over... and spread the love :-)