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Episode 27.2 - Balls and
Shafted
June 13
Chico: Hey, everybody. I'm Chico Alexander... and
this particular episode has... balls. BIG SHINY ones. Jason: Are they yours? Chico: I believe Gordon may've used some of these when he was bowling as a
little Gordon. Jason: That's true :) Gordon: Well, no. The balls I use have holes that I can stick my fingers into.
Chico: .... that's what I was talking about. Gordon: I was actually polishing my balls this morning. Chico: You never had a toy bowling set? Gordon: Nope. Always used the real things. (And for the rest of you people
reading this, keep your minds out of the gutter. perverts.) Jason: It's called a double entendre :) Chico: Well, you're about to have a toy bowling set... minus the pins... because
from somewhere in America, WLTI... is... ON! Jason: WOO HOO! Gordon: Gordon Pepper here, as well as our special guest Jason Block, who has
carried my balls on more than one occasion. Jason: I have. And I enjoyed it :) Chico: Now you're probably wondering why we're talking about balls and polishing
and all that. A. We're guys, it's what we do, and B. this week was the premiere
of Lingo, and we start the new series of Lingo by giving away over $100,000 in
cash. It was the Wednesday show, with Christine & Tamara winning over Jeannie &
Lana, $1700 to $500. They take that money to Bonus Lingo. And if you know about
Bonus Lingo from when we did the Capsule Review on the show a few weeks ago, you
know that the first word matches the bank, then with words 2, 3, and 4, they
double. Word 5 is worth $100,000. Jason: Right. Chico: This... is what happened. ROLL THE TAPE.
(video courtesy GSN)
Jason: Great bonus round playing Chico: With five seconds left, they score WHILE for the $100,000. Gordon: They played the round well. Chico: They know how to play the game, and that's why they got the $100,000. I
don't think it's the last time we see a $100,000 team, but Jason, you're jumping
out of your skin wanting to say why we saw this team this early. Jason: This WILL be the last time you see a $100,000 team. Count on it. Because
this was a pure 'let's get the best out of the way to spike opening week
ratings' ploy. Gordon: I don't disagree with Jay in terms of the latter half of his statement.
Keep in mind you have 40 episodes that since they are stand-alones (meaning the
champion does not return) you can put them in any order you want. Jason: Exactly. Chico: Correct. GSN hasn't had a straddling series since 1 vs. 100. Gordon: So if you want to spike up the ratings, you'll put ONE of the wins in
Week #1. Chico: Right. Jason: You think there is one more? Gordon: I think the round is easy enough (and you'll have teams good enough)
that it's going to get hit more than once under these rules. Chico: Oh yeah. Jason: Could be. I just think GSN saw the negative reviews from the screeners
and adjusted their schedule accordingly. Gordon: Now if they change the rules, then all bets are off. Chico: Don't think they change the rules before they renew the series. Gordon: I don't think the programmers are that smart, Jay. Chico: And besides, the premiere scored half a million for the Monday show. Gordon: Which is very very good for GSN. If they keep the half mil, that's an
easy renewal. Chico: Considering that Baggage still holds the record with 1 million. Jason: What if they go down to 300K? Chico: I still think it's a renewal, because 300K isn't bad, considering that
Drew Carey leveled off in the 200. Gordon: There's other tangibles than ratings though - online presence,
merchandise, etc. That's how The Apprentice Series, which gets ratings lower
than Kim Kardashian's neck line, gets renewed yearly - it's a huge money
winner for NBC in terms of revenue and ratings on replays on NBC's sister
networks. Is Trump worth 60 million just on NBC's ratings? Absolutely not. Is he
worth that much on the strength or his CNBC line, the video games and the slot
machines? You bet. Jason: Smart move :) Chico: So it's not just the pure numbers, it's also the marketability, and say
what you will about Lingo....JASON.... but it's VERY marketable. Jason: LINGO is huge online. Can you imagine a FB app? Chico: Agreed. We already know that an iOS app is on its way for Lingo. Gordon: So if Lingo stays at 300K and the apps are a hit, that will get an easy
130 episode renewal. Chico: Catch 21 and TNG were renewed for 130. I'm guessing they're going to do
TNG like they did Catch 21 and split the season in half. Jason: That's a pair of 26 week blocks right there. Chico: GSN's grand and glorious experiment in year-long programming = profit. Gordon: They are picking the right shows. Chico: Yes. Jason: Baggage, C21, The Newlywed Game and now this. Gordon: And again, like I said a few weeks ago, it's about getting more
mainstream America to play. You may not like it, but I'll guarantee the changes
will bring in more people because they think they can play along. Chico: And they'll play along on their little iPad, iPod, Android dealies. So
like it or hate it, expect a run from the show. Gordon: Can we get an MVP? Chico: Yes. We CAN give out an MVP.
Chico: Can't say that John Slade can get one, though. Gordon: ummm....no.
Jason: I saw this LIVE. Gordon: I saw it on Jay delay. Chico: I saw it before going to work. It was not pretty. In fact, it was rather
ugly. Gordon: It was pretty if you were on the budget staff. Chico: What happens is that John gets only one chip on Plinko - The free one. Jason: And the one chip gets the big fat goose egg Gordon: And so that goes down as a Plink$0 (TM) Jason: And this guy gets into the showcase Chico: He does... But does he win? Let's play it out. Jason, Gordon... Here's
Showcase #1...An outdoor home gym, an outdoor bed, and a party boat. Jason, you
weren't here last week, so you can either bid or pass. Jason: Ill pass :) Chico: Gordon, it's your showcase. Gordon: Can I pass it to Chico? Jason: LOL Chico: Judges? (BZZZ!) No. Gordon: I don't live on a beach. I'm in an apartment, What am I going to do with
a party boat? Chico: Road trip to Atlantic City. Gordon: How am I driving a boat to AC? BOATS DON'T HAVE WHEELS. Chico: Hitch it to the Saturn, goofball. :-) Gordon: Fine. $30,069 Chico: Okay. Jason, you get the iMac, the iPod, the iPad, the Apple TV, an 82
inch HDTV, and a Honda Insight. Jason: $28,000 Chico: Okay, Gordon's Showcase is...30,281, a difference of.....$212. Jason,
your Showcase is... $28,224.. The difference is... $224. Jason: wow lol Chico: So by $12, Gordon, you win both Showcases. Gordon: YAY! Can I hitch them all to my Saturn? Chico: Sure why not! NOW it's a par-TAY boat. So, end result, John Slade...
doesn't win both Showcases. Gordon: Aw. Chico: Celestine Lewis DOES. Gordon: Yay! Jason: And adds to her car win from Lucky Seven Chico: She wins two cars, BOTH Hondas... more Apple swag than Steve Jobs, 82
inches of TV, a party boat, a pair of PSPs, in total, over $81,000. She gets this...
Jason: Yes she does Chico: And John Slade, bless his heart, gets this...
Gordon: Is it a Flokati? Chico: I only beat the very best. Gordon: Excellent. What about talent? Chico: .... did I say I only beat the very best? Jason: Yes you did :) Chico: Yeah. I ... haven't beaten anything yet.
Gordon: I haven't seen any winners. However, I may have seen some finalists this
week. Jason: Me too. Chico: Examples. Gordon: Dani Shea, the Justin Bieber Look-a-like. If she can expand her
repertoire, she has a shot. So does Daniel Joseph Baker, if he can do anything
else besides be the 'Lady Gaga' guy. Jason: I have a couple more, like The Silhouettes, an AMAZING Dance troupe. This
was unique and brilliant. Gordon: They were very good. Now can they do anything else? Chico: How about Lisa Agnes? Let's see. Singer... Check. Sob story... check.
Perfect combination of the two... Barbara Padilla, look out for you. Gordon: She's got Barbarz Padilla's fan base. She looks like a Top 10 lock. Chico: So we've seen over the last two weeks, a bit of everything, and we have
our favorites from each. Have we seen the WINNER yet? Jason: Not yet. Gordon: Nope Chico: Sounds like an excuse to watch next week then. Jason: Pretty much Gordon: Sure. Then you can see The Voice right after that. Chico: NICE.
Chico: Here's the story... The results will not be made public until this week,
because only half of the singers performed; those on Christina's and Blake's
team. Jason: To extend the season I bet Chico: That and to allow for the requisite filler. Jason: Like the Queen Medley Chico: That wasn't really needed. I mean... the "Crazy" group number to start
the series. That was good enough. Jason: That was VERY good. Chico: Queen medley... not so much. As Jason would say, just an excuse to extend
the series. Rob the Cash Cow: MOO Gordon: Milk that cow, baby! Chico: At the same time... you would be foolish to fit 16 performances into two
hours. But enough about the economics of reality TV hits, let's talk the talent.
Who really shone this week? Gordon: The usuals. Frenchie was the best of the night. Chico: The closers usually are the best. You hear that, LEBRON?! Gordon: I tried to ask LeBron for change for a dollar, and he only gave me 75
cents. He was missing the 4th quarter. Chico: Ba dum bum. Patrick Thomas sang "I Hope You Dance". Very familiar song,
very strong voice. On the flipside, you had Raquel Castro sing "Blow" by
Ke(dollarsign)ha. I wouldn't wish that song on my worst enemy. Gordon: But, and I hate to be cynical here, we both thought last week that
Christina and Blake had the weakest teams. Jason: Cynical can also mean honest Chico: True. Gordon: or blunt. Chico: True. Look at these two teams. You have ONE star. Gordon: Well you have Frenchie and Patrick...and that's around it. Chico: and the others just chomping at the bit for attention. Compare that to
next week when you have an actual SHOW. Adam and Cee-Lo - Both have the
strongest teams. Both will have the closest competitions. Gordon: And they'll have 90 seconds per performance. Some people on Jackass
would have wanted those extra 30 seconds. Chico: YEP.
Jason: LOL Chico: Of course, the Jackasses playing are Steve-O and Ryan Dunn. Corporate
synergy at work; Ryan hosts the G4 series, "G4's Proving Ground." Both networks
owned by Comcast now. Rob? Rob the Cash Cow: MOO. Chico: Good cow. Now... how about Defying Gravity. It's a $75,000 game, and a
simple game, really, keep up with three balloons. Somehow Steve-O has a problem
with it. Gordon: Well keep in mind they blew 2 other lives earlier in the show, so they
get one and only one shot at it. Chico: But since it's a celebrity game, the money they win is automatically
banked. Not that fair, but celebs customarily have a different rulebook from the
rest of us. Gordon: Changing the rules for celebrities. Yay! Jason: Pffft Chico: 48 seconds. Dead balloon. Game over. Gordon: I guess that deflated Steve-O's spirits? Chico: Like a flat tire. But they keep the $50,000 for the Down Syndrome
Congress and Teammates for Kids. So there's something. Gordon: That's good work for them. What about good work for 20 hopeful dancers? Jason: Top 20 baby Chico: Game on. This is your top 20, America. The men are...
Alexander Fost (ballet),
Chris Koehl (hip hop), Jess LeProtto (Broadway), Marko Germar (Jazz), Mitchell
Kelly (Contemporary), Nick Young (Tap), Ricky Jamie (Contemporary), Robert
Taylor (hiphop), Tadd Gadduang and Wadi Jones (both breakers)
Chico: A lot of different
genres, different styles, soemthing for everyone. Jason: Yup Chico: And then you have the women, who are either jazz or contemporary dancers.
Ashley Rich, Caitlynn Lawson, Clarice Ordaz, Iveta Lukosiute, Jordan Casanova,
Melanie Moore, Miranda Maleski, Missy Morelly, Ryan Ramirez, and Sasha Mallory.
Chico: Iveta is the sole exception. She's a ballroom dancer. Gordon: Not much diversity there. Looks like to look for that on the men's side,
which means to look for the women to get picked off early when we get to the Top
10. Chico: That sounds familiar. Jason: Hmmm....AI 10 anyone? Gordon: The only good thing (or bad thing) is that at the beginning, it's
coupled up - a guy and a girl must leave. Jason: Up until 10 right? Chico: Right. But then you get to the round of 10 and in comes...THE SHENANIGAN
ALL-STARS! Now Nigel Lythgoe says that having an all-star partner lifts your
game up. He should know, after all, he's judge, jury and executioner being the
show's creator/EP/head judge/GOD... Gordon: Also gets the votes up. Jason: Yes Chico: And the ratings, don't forget the ratings. Gordon: It's like saying there's 10 'America's Best Hamster' contestants and
then we throw Ken Jen. Amanda, House and Goodman into the mix. Jason: NOT COOL! Chico: No, but an excellent transition. Gordon: Why thank you. Roll that Beautiful Brain Footage.
(Doug: Live, local, and latebreaking... From the four corners of the globe to your
frontal lobe, this is WLTI Brainvision News, and now here's Gordon Pepper, Chico
Alexander, and the award-winning Brainvision News Team)
Chico: Thanks, Doug! Doug Morris, the voice of Brainvision News. I'm going to
need some baseball bats to start things off. Jason: How many? Chico: A couple of aluminum ones. Jason: (hands Chico some Aluminum Bats)
The aluminum is the do-over bat, because Fox is doing its schedule over.
Masterchef premiered this week, but you didn't know that because it was on
opposite the Bachelorette drama-fest.
Chico: Which sucked, because it was a good premiere. But it fell off big time
against the Bachelorette, and a rerun of Minute to Win It and How I met Your
Mother. So Fox is moving it back to its season 1 timeslot of Monday at 9. I
don't think that will help. Gordon: I don't think it will help for a number of reasons. Big Bored please?
CrapterChef
- 1) Sob stories
- 2) No challenge
- 3) Too many chef shows
- 4) Competition
Gordon: The subject: CrapterChef. I saw the premiere. I didn't think it was that
good. And there were a number of reasons. 1. And this was the biggest violator -
Chefs were selected on sob stories and not merit. Chico: So no change there. Jason: Right. Gordon: This isn't Hell's Kitchen, where we know these people are going to be
made fools of. This is 'MasterChef', where we're supposed to get the best. If
you don't select the best, you lose credibility, which I think happened. Chico: So you basically think the audience are hip to it by now. Gordon: I do. 2. The people they did accept looked like Hell's Kitchen Rejects.
Any of these people would get killed on Top Chef. Chico: And some probably did. I remember hearing that a few semi-pros tried to
sneak in. Come on, now. =p Gordon: Well wait a second. Why shouldn't the semi-pros be able to play if this
is 'MASTER' chef? Raise the bar. Top Chef: Masters did. Chico: Because allegedly this is a competition for amateurs. Jason: Is it? Gordon: Allegedly. But again, we have that in Top Chef. And as you know, the UK
version has the pros playing. Jason: Interesting Gordon: 3. Too many chef shows. We're finally starting to see saturation in the
genre. Top Chef's ratings have been going down and I think the residuals are
affecting the show. Chico: You think so, sir? Gordon: I do. If you're a chef show, you have to bring something new to the
party. Serving sushi naked doesn't do it, as it's been done before on NON-Chef
shows. Chico: Though it was fun to watch. Even if it's been done to death. Gordon: 4. The competition. Sorry, but The Bachelorette this season is going to
be a glorified train wreck. Jason: People like trainwrecks Chico: And how, pray tell, is that different from ANY OTHER SEASON?! Gordon: It isn't, which is why it's been on for 18 gazillion years. Hence, I
think the move will not help. This is going to be it's last season, and we'll be
seeing the finale on Saturday nights right after Cops. Chico: Better that than the onlines. Jason: That's true. Chico: While we're on the Bachelorette... I need a greenlight! Jason: Another bat? Chico: The Hank Aaron one. :-) Trust me. How would you feel competing for a
Southern belle?
CMT's betting that you'd be into that sort of thing, greenlighting "Sweet Home
Alabama", where such a group of yanks are competing for a Southern belle. It's
slated to air in mid-July.
Chico: I remember similar niche dating series (ahem)Outback Jack(/ahem) that
lead me to believe that this will not work. Jason: Um...yes :) Gordon: How did Farmer Wants a Wife do? Chico: *raspberries* Jason: :P Gordon: Yeah. Have fun with that. And here's some more shows I don't want to see
on my viewing schedule.
In this weeks Datebook, The Glee Project shows up on June 12, Cupcake Wars is on
June 14, Rocco's Dinner Party is on June 15, and the Paranormal Challenge is on
June 17.
Chico: Pass, pass, pass, and... oh yeah, pass. Gordon: Now usually, we'd say I can't want for the NFL season to start,
but...um...yeah... Jason: Not yet Chico: Hockey's finishing. Basketball's finishing. The Yankees are
slumping...I'm out of ideas. You guys? Jason: Ha. Gordon: Aren't you a Yankee fan, Chico? Chico: I'm totally a Yankee fan. That's why my heart bled when they got swept by
the Red Sox. Gordon: Lets get loaded. Jason: Hic Chico: Yeah, I need it.
This week was E3... and we get a new version of Hole in the Wall for the Xbox
Kinect.
Jason: That COULD be a good use for the video game license. Chico: We also get...
Now get this, you can vote for the Voice on iTunes. It will cost you $1.29 to do
so, because every time you buy a single from a Voice contestant, it counts as a
vote.
Chico: To which I say.... WHAT?! Jason: That's called buying votes :) Gordon: Of course, you can also vote for free for the usual methods, but the
show prefers you to spend money on them. Chico: Because that's what makes the profit. Rob the Cash Cow: MOO. Chico: Who's a good cash cow. Gordon: He is. I have bad dumb people though Jason: Oh no. Chico: Uh oh.
Are YOU Smarter than...Ashley Hebert, who after getting dissed by Bentley,
begged with the producers to bring him BACK to the show.
Jason: WHAT? LOL Chico: And wouldn't you know it... if RealitySteve is to be believed... SHE GETS
IT! Sorry..
(SPOILERS) Gordon: And he shows up in Hong Kong when Ashley is debating among her few final
choices. I'm guessing this does not end well for the suitors. Chico: How can I put this..NO. Jason: OH NO Chico: NEVER.
(END SPOILERS)
Gordon: As for Haterade...well,...I have a vatful. Chico: Serve. Jason: Thank goodness it's non-alcoholic Gordon: It could be from all the fermenting this week.
Let's start with all things Bachelor. You know about the Bentley thing. Now this
is from Jeff the mask guy - the Bachelors were hoping that Emily would have been
the person selected. Since it was Ashley, only 3 or 4 guys were into her and the
rest wanted off the show asap. As for said Emily, she says Brad dropped her
officially and she wants to be the next Bachelorette.
Chico: Drama. Gordon: I'm hoping the next Bachelor will be him...
Jason: ROFL
And then he can date all the poker shows, whish are being shuttered. The Big
Game and Million Dollar Challenge and North American Poker Tour have all hit the
rails.
Chico: And Poker After Dark may be next as the fallout from Poker's Black
Friday continues. Gordon: Yep. Jason: That is a total business and fear decision with the indictments that went
around. Chico: Bingo. Jason: They are waiting to see if Eric Holder will REALLY do something or this
is show. Chico: If you were a big company sitting on a big pile of money, would you want
to take that chance? Jason: Nope. Gordon: While we're at it..
Snooki dumped her BF while she was in Italy. Meanwhile Maksim Chmerkoskiy
finished his stint on the Ukrainian Bachelor and selected...no one. Waa waaaaa.
Chico: Does this mean he can go back to losing major televised dance
competitions? Gordon: And cursing out everyone. yes. Chico: YAY! Jason: LOL Gordon: Or maybe we just should send him on another trip. Jason: To where? Chico: How about France?
The new game coming out of France this week is "Momentum", which is being
described as "Wheel of Fortune meets 24". Or.... Headline Chasers if you're old
school.
Jason: Interesting Chico: Four teams unscramble words in order to win prizes. The longer it takes,
the less you win. It's being optioned in Scandinavia and the US. Jason: Gotcha. Gordon: its an interesting concept But is it more or less interesting than Media
Hoes? Chico: More. Well... depends, who you have this week? ("Pimpin' All Over the
World")
In this week's Media Ho Report, Top Chef Antonia will publish a cookbook, Piers
Morgan's wife has got baby #4 on the way, Idol's Paul McDonald is engaged to
Nikki Reed, which brings new meaning to 'Twilight's Last Reaming'...
Chico: Hello and GOODNIGHTEVERYBODY! Jason: LOL
Bret Michaels admitted that he returned to work too soon, Sugar Kiper's going to
rehab, Carol Vorderman has the Rear of the Year...
Karina Smirnoff is getting married, Bob Barker helps Sea Lions, and the new list
of The Bachelor Pad contenders is revealed. Chico has to be THIS excited.
Chico: ... yay. Gordon: But none of them are the Ho of the Week. Jason: Who is? Gordon: It's Heidi Klum, who for promoting Season 9 of project Runway is
posing...nekkid. Jason: WHOO HOO! Chico: The show returns July 27. That's 7/27/11, which is a very thin person if
you think about it. Gordon: And those...are your hoes. Chico: And that's Brainvision. Shut it down, J. Jason: Shutting down! Chico: Still to come, more offerings to the porcelain throne, but first... we
have horses... we have gunplay... and there's a possibility that someone might
get killed Jason: YAY! Gordon: (points to Jason) Jason: ME?!!! Chico: *nods* Gordon: You're expendable collateral. (grins) Jason: Um...should I be scared? Chico: Not really. You're riding shotgun with WLTI. You give us 22 minutes,
we'll give you three stoppers and a prizeball. With a mystery ball if we've gotten
far enough into taping. Gordon: We'll be back in 2 and 2. Jason: Thanks, Chuck.
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