Jason: Heat Me Baby One More Time?
Chico: "Beef! Take a chance, do your dance, get it started...
BEEF!"... Nah, doesn't have the same ring to it. Oh well. Welcome back.
Gordon: Next up, it's time for some March Madness!
Jason: Um...it's July.
Gordon: Its March now, as the brackets are up for Grand Slam. Now that the
brackets are available for the public, we can now play...well Chico can play,
because Jason and I know what happened, so we can't play. Are you ready, Chico?
Chico: Im ready
Gordon: Here we go...
#1 Brad Rutter (Jeopardy!) Vs. #16 Amy Kelly (Lingo)
Chico: Too easy. Rutter. In a walk.
#2 Ken Jennings (Jeopardy!) Vs. #15 Victor (Twisted Mister/World Series of
Again, too easy. KenJen.
#3 Kevin Olmstead (Millionaire) Vs. #14 Michelle Kitt (Weakest Link)
Chico: Hmm... Let me think about that. I'm done thinking. Dr. Kevin. Nice
guy, that Dr. Kevin is.
#4 Ed Toutant (Millionaire) Vs. #13 Leszek Pawlowicz (Win Ben Steins
Money, History IQ and Jeopardy)
Chico: Wow... Now we're talking flavor country. This is like Jordan going up
against King James. I think Ed... and if he's reading, no offense... got the
higher seed due to Millionaire, so I'm going with Leszek.
#5 David Legler (21) VS. #12 Frank Spangenberg (Jeopardy!)
Chico: Legler gets Spankenburged.
#6 John Carpenter (Millionaire) Vs. #11 Thom Mckee (Tic Tac Dough)
Chico: Tough. Hmm.. Thom McKee.
#7 Rahim Oberhaltzer (21) Vs. #10 Phyllis Harris (Greed)
#8 Nancy Christie (Millionaire) Vs. #9 Ogi Ogas (Millionaire)
Gordon: Ok. Round 2...
Brad Rutter Vs, Nancy Christie
Frank Spangenberg Vs. Leszek Pawlowicz
Chico: Didn't this happen already? =p
Gordon: Yes it did, as a matter of fact...but not on Grand Slam.
Chico: Umm... I'm going to go with Frank. So yeah, Frank, then. Although I
think Leszek's going to give him a run at it.
Kevin Olmstead Vs. Thom McKee
Chico: Thom in an upset. The bigger endurance trial, his TTD run.
Phyllis Harris Vs, Ken Jennings
Chico: Phyllis, I know you're reading... I'm sorry... I'm so sorry... Ken
Brad Rutter Vs. Frank Spangenberg
Chico: Hmm... Wow. I think Frank has a grudge to settle. Won't happen here,
Thom Mckee vs. Ken Jennings
Chico: Thom in the upset.
Brad Rutter vs. Thom McKee
Chico: ... Thom in the upset. I completely screwed my bracket..
Chico: You guys know it, but you won't say anything, and I don't blame you
one bit. Guess I'm going to have to find out when everyone else does.
Gordon: We'll see what happens.
Jason: August 4 on GSN. And I am saying nothing. I don't want fans being
spoiled. I am reading Harry Potter 7.
Chico: Meanwhile, we're going to go ahead and pull out something we all can
enjoy... after the break.
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