Episode 23.18 - The Mother Load
May 10

Gordon: This is Gordon Pepper, and I'm sure you're wondering what I'm doing with these pictures of Angie Dickinson all over the office. First of all, in her prime, she was hot.
Jason: Smoking.
Gordon: Second of all, what movie was she in?
Jason: Red Hot Mama. And she was naked
Gordon: Um...no (BUZZ). Though she WAS naked.
Chico: ... I don't know. You like Police Woman?
Gordon: I do. She was in BIG BAD Mama.
Chico: Ah.
Jason: Close, sorry. I just remember her naked.
Gordon: Nothing to be sorry about there :)
Jason: Are we talking a recent movie?
Chico: I don't think so. I think we're just talking about a movie where she was naked.
Gordon: Not recent at all. But she was naked.
Jason: Ok. So what are you doing with her pictures?
Gordon: Besides dropping our Guidance rating down the toilet, you mean?
Jason: Yeah.
Gordon: It was a 1974 movie, and Angie was smoking hot naked. I don't think we're going to want to see her naked in a recent remake.
Chico: No, all those wrinkles and bags... *shudder* That's a puzzle.
Gordon: But besides dropping the knowledge, it's my way of celebrating Mother's Day!
Jason: AH! yes.
Chico: I still miss you, mom!
Gordon: And llama mamas.
Chico: No llamas, but lots of mamas... from somewhere in America, the Mother's Day edition.. is... ON!
Gordon: Yay! Joining us today as our special guest is Jason Block
Jason: Glad to be here. Darn real life and job :)
Chico: Real life sucks.
Gordon: Let's start the Mother's Day Festivities with how game show celebrated it, starting with Let's Make a Deal.
Chico: The always underrated and underappreciated anchor of the CBS daytime lineup.
Jason: Which if it doesn't get a Season 2, I will be shocked.
Chico: Lots of gifts for your mom... from slippers to kimonos to Jonathan Mangum Mother's Day cards.
Gordon: and half eaten boxes of chocolate
Jason: yuck
Gordon: We had dealers trade WITH their mothers, as Ryan and Debra win $5,714 worth of stuff. The audience also got free flowers and a new book by Jim McCann. LaShawn got something a lot bigger - The Big Deal of the Day worth $25,238. We haven't done this yet, so let's play Let's Make a Deal. Let's start with Chico.
Chico: PRESENT.
Gordon: Hey Chico!
Chico: Yyyyes Gordon?
Gordon: I'll give you 3 jewelry boxes. One of them has jewelry in it. Pick one.
Chico: #1
Gordon: Now Jason.
Jason: Yes.
Gordon: What sort of costume is THAT?
Jason: It's a tired bedraggled 9-5er. Authentic, huh?
Gordon: Lifelike, even. Which jewelry box do you want?
Jason: #3
Gordon: Ok. I'll start with you. You can keep it or go for Curtain #1.
Jason: I will go for curtain #1
Gordon: Behind Curtain #1...a Trio of TV's worth $3,559.
Jason: YES!
Gordon: What was in the Jewelry Box? A ring worth $4,410. But still a good deal. Now Chico. There could be more than one piece of jewelry. I have an envelope here. Would you like it instead of the box?
Chico: I'm going to do the opposite, I'm keeping the box.
Gordon: Inside the envelope...a Trip to Wine Country worth $6,159.
Chico: Awww.
Jason: whoops
Gordon: Chico gets $200.
Chico: Yay moneyz. ... No? Okay.
Gordon: Moneyz isn't bad, but Jason has the most amount of money. Will you give up the TVs for the Big Deal of the Day?
Jason: Sure, why not.
Gordon: What door would you like?
Jason: Number 2
Gordon: Behind Door #1, we have...Appliances and a pizzeria worth $6,447.
Jason: Yum, but cool. It isn't the big deal :)
Gordon: Nope. Behind your door is...The Cash Vault worth...$1,999.
Jason: Crud. :)
Gordon: You. Big. Suck Job.
Jason: LOL
Chico: What was the big deal?
Gordon: Door #3 had the Big Deal, which was a Trip to Jamaica and a new spa. None of which you're getting.
Jason: Booooo
Chico: Aww. Well, I got something for you, G.
Gordon: What do you got?
Chico: More Mother's Day fun courtesy Drew & the gang on TPIR. Mother's Day saw over $100,000 worth of swag go out the door.
Gordon: Well Chico, you know what I've learned during all these years? Humans aren't the only people that celebrate Mother's Day. So do these critters.



Chico: Awww... Cute little stinkers.
Jason: Cute :)
Gordon: And they were watching Wednesday's episode.
Jason: Again?
Chico: Not just that... We also had TWO double overbids and one skunk. In one week.
Jason: (THUD)
Chico: Almost made you want to go "screw this...."
Gordon: Did we mention that the casting for the show this season has been less than admirable?
Chico: Yes. Numerous times.
Jason: Multiple times. This is the problem this year. It's ISN'T DREW (best year ever). It isn't the show. It's the casting.
Chico: Yep.
Gordon: So Mother's Day: Good. The week in general: Bad.
Chico: Yep.
Jason: Very much so.
Chico: Some numbers here... Friday was a 4-1-1 with a $5000 bailout on the Punchboard. That's a 75% weighted average, and, again, over $100,000 out the door. Over the week... A weighted average of 31.7%...Including two DOBs and a skunk. Stinky.
Gordon: Not the worst we've ever seen, but not great.
Chico: No, not really.
Jason: No.
Chico: Back to Friday's show. Let's have some fun.
Gordon: Ok
Jason: Let's do it.
Chico: Gordon, Showcase #1...Beverly Hills in a limo, shopping and dinner in Miami with $2000, and a chef class in Paris. Bid or pass?
Gordon: You know how much I love the trip showcases. Pass to Jason.
Jason: $27,500
Chico: Locked. Gordon... whirlpool tub.... trip to Switzerland... and a Mazda Miata.
Gordon: What's up with the freakin' tri...oooh, Miata. $39,690
Chico: Alrighty. Jason, you bid $27,500. Actual retail price... 25,883. You're over.
Jason: Darn.
Gordon: Did we mention there were 2 Showcase Overbids this week to go along with the skunk?
Jason: yeah...
Chico: I think we mentioned that once or twice.. but in case you missed it... two double overbids... one skunk.: Okay, Gordon... $39,690. Actual price... $39,.... 724!
Jason: WOOT!
Gordon: Yay!
Chico: Winner!
Gordon: And the best part is, I'm not going to ask for either the trips or the Miata.
Chico: You know what you get? Same thing that Aaron Kelly's gonna get... NOTHING!
Jason: Ah yes, the final bore...I mean four.



Chico: What does it say that the best part of the show was Harry Connick Jr. ... and that HE had to arrange the songs of Frank Sinatra?
Jason: What does it say that we haven't had a double song show from the contestants this season yet?
Gordon: It means the producers have run out of faith of the singers' creativity.
Jason: And they don't want to screw with Glee.
Chico: And the wow factor is gone.
Jason: There have been so many things wrong with this season. Everyone is going through the motions, and the talent doesn't want to win.
Chico: We're just going through the motions until finale night. Even Crystal, the favorite to win, has been mailing it in for the last few weeks.
Gordon: I agree with Jason. There's a number of reasons why this year's Idol is going to finish with the lowest ratings since season 1, and it's not because it's getting old. Big Bored please?

Gordon: The Subject: American Idol Season 9: What Went Wrong.
Jason: And there was a lot.
Chico: PLENTY. Don't even know where to start.
Jason: I can. 1. The judging. Never constructive, always boring and Simon looks like he doesn't care.
Gordon: #2. The Contestants. They selected ones that crashed and burned when it came to live performances.
Jason: And were vanilla.
Gordon: To make it worse, the ones that we knew would be good bombed out during week #1, leaving the ones who should have been eliminated early in the finals.
Chico: 3) The presentation. We're literally at a point where we've pretty much done everything and now we're just concentrated on finishing on time.
Jason: Because Glee gets the ratings now.
Gordon: As for the judging, it seems like Simon has checked out of the show. Randy and Kara haven't come up with anything new and creative and Ellen, while actually good, isn't enough.
Chico: Correct on all counts. Simon's there for contractual obligations, but he's concentrated on X Factor right now.
Jason: And most importantly NO ONE WANTS the title. This going to be the person who survives this.
Gordon: Exactly. I think Crystal and Lee are going to do well post-competition. That's it. Casey and Michael and Aaron will have sub-hits in their genres.
Chico: Other than that... I really don't see a reason why we're watching this anymore. I'm ... getting sleepy talking about it =p
Gordon: If Crystal gets knocked out before the finale, expect ratings to plummet.
Jason: I agree.
Gordon: By the way, she is a mother, you know.
Jason: I know that.
Chico: Happy Mother's Day, Crystal! :-)
Gordon: Is this the shark jumping year for Idol?
Jason: YES! Big time.
Chico: Yep.... by the way, Aaron Kelly got booted, and Michael Lynche was in the bottom. If his blowout didn't save Big Mike... I don't think anything will. Just thought I'd throw that out.
Jason: The final four is Michael, Crystal, Lee and Casey. This week...movie music? Thoughts?
Chico: This is one of those weeks, where you can't really mess up, because the field is open... Watch someone mess up.
Gordon: Aaron's vote is going to go to Lee. Bye, Casey.
Jason: This may sound like a crazy question....but would Fox cancel AI before Season 10?
Chico: ... Yeah. Especially if X Factor takes off.
Gordon: X-Factor isn't going to take off until Winter of 2011.
Chico: Oh. that's right. Well..... I still think they ought to cancel it, I doubt that they will...
Gordon: I think Idol has 1 more year in Season #10 to pick itself up. However, should they falter next year, just because of the cost to run the show and all of the new parts going into it, I could see Season #10 being the end of the line. As much as we are poo-pooing it, you don't cancel the #1 show in America.
Jason: I could too. This year made Idol feel...passe...past its prime.
Chico: And here's a bit of trivia, I don't know the running total, but I believe this will be the first season in a while that AI is not the #1 show on TV.
Jason: Yes.
Chico: correct me if I'm wrong here.
Gordon: You're not wrong. It's still #2 and makes a gazillion dollars for FOX. If it finishes next season in the Top 5, it's safe, If it falls under the Top 10, it's going to have problems.
Jason: Yeah.: Everything about this year felt formulaic.
Chico: Again, just going through the motions.
Gordon: Meanwhile on Survivor, it's anything but going through the motions.



Jason: OH No. This is fun juicy goodness
Chico: And this week.. Double the Tribal Council... Double the morons!
Jason: Yes.
Chico: Now Heroes Rupert and Colby were targeted for elimination... Why? No idea. But there you are. Instead... we get rid of the flipflopper Candice first. Which, by the way, we called.
Gordon: Russell is thinking end game way too soon. You have to get rid of Rupert and Colby first here.: Candice is a good choice to get rid of here, just because she flipped, flopped and flip-flopped.
Chico: So now that she's gone, Russell can work on getting control back.
Gordon: But Danielle is not a threat now. You have to knock out one of the guys because they could start winning immunity challenges.
Chico: This is true...
Jason: But then Danielle goes nuts.
Chico: BUT then Danielle says the dumbest thing I think I've heard ANYONE say at Tribal Council.
Jason: which is?
Chico: She says... and now I'm quoting... And this is to Russell, mind you.. "Parvati and I are closer than you think." No Danielle, that's a BAD DANIELLE!
Gordon: That causes Russell to flip his vote from Rupert to Danielle. And that's the difference as she's gone, 4-3.
Chico: The plan was set! Why did you go and muck things up?
Jason: Because she didn't care.
Gordon: Pride comes before a fall.
Chico: Big pride... big fall.
Jason: Russell is losing his grip too.
Chico: Which is a shame, because the people who need to win need to keep him.
Gordon: The door is opening up nicely for Sandra to walk right on in - and now, in addition to her making inroads, she found the hidden immunity idol.
Chico: And hid it where she can get to it.
Jason: boo yah. Good to see SOMEONE else get it :)
Chico: Now what's Sandra going to do with it?
Jason: I don't know. Hopefully keep it herself.
Gordon: With 6 people left, I'm thinking End Game. If I'm Sandra, I can't let a hero get to the final 3. So Colby and Rupert are next to go. Jerri also concerns me. I can't let her get to the end. She could actually win this.
Chico: I have to rub out Colby AND Rupert. Which is going to be hard, because Russell's now with them. Or he will be according to the SFNE.
Jason: SFNE?
Chico: Scenes From Next Episode.
Jason: Got it :)
Gordon: I can't imagine Russell staying with them, He loses if he gets to the finals with them.
Jason: Nope.
Gordon: So if I'm Sandra, I try to get to the end with Parvati (who now needs me since there's no more Danielle and Candice) and Russell. Because Russell can't win.
Chico: Because, if you remember, Sandra's own allegiance is to herself.
Jason: Russell didn't learn from last game.
Gordon: Yep.
Chico: It's going to be an interesting end game. And speaking of end game... let's have fun with celebrities...



Chico: .. though after last week, it ought to be making fun of Gordon and Chico.
Gordon: I got it.



Chico: We had a Pat Sajak/Michael McKean/Neil Patrick Harris final. Monday... Pat loses to Jane Curtin. Wednesday... Neil loses to Cheech Marin.
Jason: McKean still wins
Chico: The streak lives on. And Cheech, defending Celeb champion goes down.
Gordon: McKean has never lost on Jeopardy. And we can also use this...



Chico: I have a Final Jeopardy!... The category: Middle East Countries.

IN 1949 THIS KINGDOM DROPPED THE WORD "TRANS" FROM THE BEGINNING OF ITS NAME.

Jason: (Locks in)
Gordon: (Locked)
Chico: Jay?
Jason: I do have a joke answer but the real answer is "What is Jordan?"
Gordon: What's Jay's joke answer?
Jason: What is the Siberian-Orchestra?
Gordon: That was mine, actually :P
Chico: Aww! Jason with the score on BOTH fronts. How often does that happen?
Jason: Ha :)
Chico: Michael didn't get it. He didn't really need to. Michael wins the $1,000,000 for the International Myeloma Foundation.
Jason: (applause)
Gordon: Yeah well, the problem here is that he did, and the money should have gone to Jane.



Jason: And I have to say...this year's tournament was FUN. It didn't interrupt the flow of the regular game and I liked the people who were there. And yes she bet awfully.
Chico: She really did. She had a history of doing so.
Gordon: Jane bet badly the whole tournament, so it should be no surprise that she screwed this up, too.  Set up the board, Chico.
Chico:  Right. Thursday at the end of DJ!.

Michael: $21,600 / Cheech: $11,600 / Jane: $19,000.

Chico: The Final Jeopardy!; American Literature. Are you ready for redemption, G?
Jason: I know I am :)
Gordon: Sure

A CONTEMPORARY REVIEW OF THIS 1851 NOVEL SAID, "WHO WOULD HAVE LOOKED FOR... POETRY IN BLUBBER?"

Chico: Jason Block, former Jeopardy! champion, we'll start with you.
Jason: What is Alice in Wonderland?
Gordon: (Giggle) I believe I'll be getting some redemption.
Chico: Gordon?
Gordon: The right answer is 'What is Moby Dick?'
Chico: Redemption!
Jason: (pounds fist) D'oh!
Gordon: The joke answer is 'What is Kristie Alley's Book of Boston Bar Axioms?'
Chico: I had "Wake Up, I'm Fat" by Camryn Manheim.
Gordon: We could have also accepted 'Unstapled' by Carnie Wilson
Chico: WE GOT A MILLION OF'EM! Okay, here's the score at the end of part 1.

Michael: $31,600 / Cheech: $6600 / Jane: $29,000.

Jason: Ok noted
Chico: Fastforward to Final Jeopardy! Cheech had 6000. Jane had 10,000. Michael with $12,100. Cheech... OUT OF IT. Two man race, so you bet to beat the double up.
Gordon: Right. Michael had to bet to cover Jane.
Jason: The best she can do to get it right is $49,000.
Chico: Jane bets everything, she doubles to $20,000, $49,000 for the tourney, so the magic number for Michael.... $5301.
Jason: right.
Chico: Michael bets $8000. And he's just lucky that Jane got it wrong as well.
Gordon: Now if you're Jane, you have to play Venus and hope that Michael gets it wrong.
Chico: That's what you gotta do. Instead, Jane bets EVERYTHING but a dollar. Jane bet badly.
Jason: Yes.
Chico: Because that's what she does.
Gordon: If I bet the $5,301 for Michael and get it wrong, I'm at $37,699. The right bet for Jane is $1,400 or Less.
Chico: That would be the right thing to do.
Gordon: But we didn't. Maybe she'd be better off at Parkouring.
Chico: Maybe.
Jason: Parkour?
Chico: It's time for a capsule review.
Jason: Ok.
Gordon: This past Thursday, we have MTV's new Series, the Ultimate Parkour Challenge. Here to give us the play by play is Chico Alexander
Chico: Thanks, G. MTV has a new show called "Ultimate Parkour Challenge." What's parkour, you may ask? Parkour is the art of training the body to overcome any obstacle. This idea was brought to the US as freerunning.
Jason: Ah, and was used in movies such as District B-13 and Casino Royale.
Chico: It emphasizes creativity, athleticism, teamwork, and killer acrobatics, not to mention spatial physics and awareness. Shows like Wipeout and Ninja Warrior create obstacle courses... in parkour, the world IS your obstacle course. On Ultimate Parkour Challenge, eight of the world's best meet to create the ultimate parkour viral videos and then freerun an obstacle course for glory and victory.  And for the first time on television, it's all live.
Gordon: Let's start with The Good: I like the premise. A lot. It feeds to the Ultimate Ninja craze.
Chico: It's got an amazing hook to it and it pushes boundaries. If you're a fan of the sport like I am, it's pure fun plain and simple.
Gordon: It's also slickly produced and edited.
Chico: Really cool stuff.
Gordon: Now for the Bad. Wipeout commentary, it's not.
Chico: No it's very much professional and staid. Also... it seems like whoever is the director never took a live TV class before. I was watching it and it seemed like the audio was dropping in places, and there were things that I probably wasn't meant to hear.
Gordon: It's slick visually, but technically shoddy.
Chico: Very.

	ULTIMATE PARKOUR CHALLENGE MTV
	CHICO	GORDON	JASON	AVERAGE
	B-	B-	NG	B-

Gordon: that being said, its still a fun time., And the feats are very impressive. It gets a B- from me.
Chico: B- sounds good.
Jason: Didn't see it, I will pass.
Chico: You need to watch these things in your off time, dude. :-)
Jason: What off time :P
Chico: Point.
Gordon: We set up a Parkour Course for the hamsters. Featuring 3 hamster wheels and a 10 foot giant water bottle.
Chico: I've never seen a hamster do killer front flips and progressions before. Cooper... he'd just burrow his way under the course. Not spectacular, but it gets the job done.
Jason: Interesting.
Gordon: Now like the hamster wheels, let's Roll That Beautiful Brain Footage.

(Doug: Live, local, and latebreaking... From the four corners of the globe to your frontal lobe, this is WLTI Brainvision News, and now here's Gordon Pepper, Chico Alexander, and the award-winning Brainvision News Team)

Chico: Thanks Doug. Let's start with a greenlight.

CBS is still looking for that great replacement for As the World Turns. Next in line... a game show from Emeril Lagasse.

Jason: Interesting
Chico: It just says "Cooking game show". That could be anything from "Ready Set Cook" to "Iron Chef" to even "Pressure Cooker" if you remember Food Network that far back.
Jason: I do.
Gordon: And then eventually, it will get on the Date Book.
Chico: Yep.

No new shows this week, but we'll have silly May Sweeps on Deal or No Deal and the Final 4 on American Idol. Not to mention Jeopardy! invites 15 of the best back for one more go, we call it the Jeopardy! Tournament of Champions. And we have the Thanks A Million Sweepstakes on Wheel! And on Millionaire... Skunkboy.

Gordon: Skunkboy?
Chico: John Henson. You don't remember Skunkboy? Dude!
Gordon: Nope. He's Wipeout Boy to me.
Jason: Right. He is from Wipeout and the Soup
Gordon: I think he'll be ok. Better than Feudboy.
Jason: That sketch on SNL---Genius.
Chico: Yep.
Gordon: I want Fully Loaded Boy.
Chico: That's-a me.

Hot on the heels of the success of Family Feud, The Price Is Right is headed to Facebook.

Jason: Yes! yes! Yes! I (heart) the FF FB App
Gordon: I liked it until I got flooded messages on my home page :P
Chico: SORRY!
Jason: Sorry :)
Chico: I like it!
Jason: I play it a lot :)
Gordon: You know there's the little button that says SKIP so I DON'T HAVE TO KNOW HOW MANY TIMES YOU WON $20,000 POINTS THAT ARE WORTH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!!
Chico: ... How are you going to help me in Fast Money, though?
Gordon: You play Cash Trove and get me stones so I can win real money, like the $100 I won last month. Then I'll help you play Fast Money and give you 5,000 imaginary points. Deal?
Jason: Deal.
Chico: Deal. Meanwhile, let's get stupid up in here.
Gordon: I've you've been following current events, this one is a...no-brainer.

Are YOU Smarter than...Lawrence Taylor, who's been released on his own recognizance after being accused of sleeping with a 16 year old child prostitute which was given to him.

Jason: Sad.
Chico: Welcome to Statutory Raping with the Stars.
Gordon: Kids, if you're a 51 year old man, and you have an opportunity to sleep with a 16 year old girl, the answer is NO.
Jason: How about HELL NO.
Chico: how about Hell (^_^)ing no. I'll do you one better, even... if a woman says she's 20, and looks 16, she's 12.
Gordon: And now for Haterade, which should ALSO be a no-brainer this week.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck (Survivor) has decided that Erin Andrews has brought the whole stalker thing upon herself because she wore skimpy clothing. And then she went after Erin for wearing said skimpy clothing on Dancing With the Stars.

Jason: Not a good look
Chico: The result, a teary-eyed apology from the lady on the View that doesn't know when to shut her noise hole on the counsel of her kid. Her kid is smarter than her.
Gordon: This after Maksim lit into her in interviews. Erin hasn't asked for, nor does she want an apology. I'm not expecting Erin on The View anytime in the near future.
Chico: You think so?
Jason: On the 32nd of Never
Gordon: Neveruary
Chico: On the 30th of February.
Gordon: If I'm Erin, I want to take a vacation right about now. Where am I going?
Chico: We're going to the UK for some good news and some bad.

The good: Davina McCall gets a new show called "The Million Pound Drop".

Chico: It's basically like Duel in questioning, only if you're wrong, your money literally drops out of play. As in, you can bet as little or as much money as you would like on multi-choice questions. Not surprisingly, it's something I'd like to see here in the states.
Jason: Of course.
Gordon: Downfall anyone?
Chico: The only thing missing is a skyscraper.

The bad news is actually sad news... A scion of a legendary British family of thespians and a frequent player of Pyramid in the 80s, Lynn Redgrave passes on.

*silence*

Chico: Thank you. Next up, a big red couch and a big pimp cup. First, the couch.

Catch 21 season 4. Blackjack for fun and profit... Who wants some? http://www.realitywanted.com/call/7313-catch-21-on-gsn-season-four-now-casting

Jason: I do.(But I cant play...been there LOL)
Chico: I want some.
Gordon: What if you're twins?

Minute to win it wants you for a special Twins episode. http://www.realitywanted.com/call/7298-nbc-game-show-now-casting

Chico: I'm a twin! My brother will probably ask his wife first..
Gordon: I'd say hurry. Finally...

If you're sexy enough to bed Chad Sesentaynueve, go here: http://www.realitywanted.com/call/6871-vh1-and-chad-ocho-cinco-team-up-to-help-him-find-true-love-with-the-tournament

Chico: Ha. One quickie: American Ninja Warrior 2 is casting, go to g4tv.com/americanninja for details.
Gordon: Actually, since it's mother's day, I have one more...SPECIAL...casting. :)
Jason: Uh oh
Chico: Oh NO.

Are you a Sugar Mama?

Major production company is looking for women who love to spend money on their mates. We want women ages 30 and up, with dynamic, over the top personalities. Please respond ASAP.

Jason: ROFL

Go here! http://www.realitywanted.com/call/7065-casting-for-women-who-consider-themselves-to-be-sugar-mamas

Chico: Are you kidding me?
Gordon: Hey., Sugar mamas need love to. It is mother's day.
Chico: True... okay NOW drink! *plays "Empire State Of Mind"*

In this week's Media Ho Report, Kimberley Locke gets signed to Randy Jackson's label, Chris Harrison hosts this Summer's Spelling Bee, Wayne Brady and Neil Patrick Harris both do Rent... Julianne Hough is returning to Dancing With the Stars, Tom Collichio gets a James Beard Award, Bret Michaels goes home...

Chico: Yay!
Jason: Very cool

Kevin Jonas plays Minute to Win It, The Octomom goes to Silent Library, and Katharine McPhee does a duet with Zachary Levi.

Chico: After doing one with Joel McHale, the hussy :-)
Jason: lol
Chico: BTW... last week's Community. Classic.
Gordon: But none of them are the ho of the week.
Jason: I can guess who it is.
Chico: But tell us anyway.
Gordon: Who do you think it is?
Chico: Betty White.
Jason: Betty White.
Gordon: Since I discussed her last week, no.
Jason: Oh ok.
Gordon: But it is someone who's getting complete exposure.
Chico: ... go head.
Gordon: That person is Kendra Wilkinson, who's 'Exposed' will be in stores next week.
Chico: What is that, CD? Book? Video? Just a few pictures?
Gordon: By the way, did we mention that it's a sex tape?
Chico: OH!
Jason: Hello!
Chico: So THAT's what she was trying to get blocked this week.
Gordon: Now THATS exposure. And those...are your hoes.
Chico: And THAT's Brainvision. Jason, please.
Gordon: Shut it Down.
Jason: (Shutting down)
Chico: Still to come, gambling that's completely legal, but first... more stupid people doing funny things.
Gordon: That's our specialty. You're Reading We Love To Interrupt. You give us 22 minutes, and we'll give you 22 other Angie Dickinson movies that you can drool over.
Jason: (drool)

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