Episode 23.18 - The Mother Load
May 10

Gordon: I'd like to see him use his magnetic beams with the metal flag to send the ball away from the hole.
Chico: You would. Because you like to watch other people's hearts break. Heh. Welcome back. This is WLTI... where we learn about 1970s movies.... aaaaaaaaand SMUT!
Gordon: Yay, Smut. Now what Angie Dickinson is thinking isn't on our menu, but we have a lot of what other people are thinking.
Chico: It's time to play... What Are You Thinking? I'll start.

A Newlywed Game contestant was asked what president on Mt. Rushmore he would like to have over for dinner. He said... "Barack Obama."  What was he thinking?

Gordon: (Jason)He's been brainwashed by the Democrats(/Jason)
Jason: Darn, stole my answer. :)
Chico: Blame it on that pesky liberal media. ... which has yet to be proven beyond the shadow of a reasonable doubt, but let's blame'em anyway!
Gordon: (Barack Obama) Now there's someone who I can add on my press release organization. Hey kid, need a job? (/Barack Obama)
Chico: Ha. Next?
Gordon: Next one...

Jane Curtin, who saw $750,000 go away.

Chico: ... "I'm out of Angora Bouquet, the soap that washes your brain as well as your face."... didn't think I remembered that, did you?
Jason: I got beaten by freaking Lenny.
Gordon: Attention Martians. The invasion of the Third Rock from the Sun was a semi-success. I won $250,000 of their so called resources. We rendevous with the money in 1400 Earth hours.
Jason: ROFL
Chico: Nice.
Gordon: Next one?
Chico: Next one...

Mark L. Walberg, host of the...

...now-zombified "Make Me A Millionaire".

Jason: Where's that Lie detector again?
Gordon: Forget the Lie Detector, i need a trap door.
Chico: Somewhere, a group of disgruntled septuagenarians are laughing their butts off. "They cancelled the Big Spin for this?"
Gordon: Poor Mark. I'm sure the Price is Right stage show will be calling. Next one?
Chico: That's you, dude.
Gordon: Oh. Next one...

Tom Collichio, as he wins the James Beard Award.

Chico: You're next, Bobby Flay.
Jason: Take that Jamie Oliver.
Chico: Thinly veiled threat, Gordon Ramsay.
Gordon: I've got something for all you wanna be chefs for the next season. It's called humble pie.
Chico: Tasty. Next?
Jason: On you
Chico: On me.
Jason: Yup :)

Samantha Harris likes what she's seeing with Brooke Burke, but she misses hosting herself.

Jason: Darn I miss that weekly paycheck. And the exposure.
Chico: And here I was thinking Entertainment Tonight was going to pay me larger because of this. WRONG!
Gordon: Maybe I can go on Dancing with the Stars and get rid of my baby weight. I don't want to look like the Octomom.
Jason: Ouch.
Chico: That's MEAN. :-)
Gordon: Tell me I'm wrong.
Chico: You're wrong.... but not incorrect.
Gordon: Last one.

Ali Fedotowski. I know Chico wants to get inside her head. And Shirt. And pants.

Chico: I gave up my job at Facebook for THIS?!
Jason: Let's get my dancing with the stars gig ready
Chico: Of course. That's what next, you know.
Gordon: I can do some networking. Let me find Chico Alexander's Facebook Page. I want to bed that sexy sexy man. He can take me to my Fast Money anytime. Survey Says...#1 answer!
Chico: *thumbs Up * I think it's time for a break on that.
Gordon: That ends that. We'll give you some of this...Next!

(Brought to you by The Facebooker. Who has the most annoying Facebook Applications on their wall? How many Facebook Friends do you have? We'll see who has got 50 million acres on Farmville, 30 million points on Family Feud, 35 million Bejeweled Gems and who just has way too much time on their hands.)

Jason: ROFL
Chico: I'll have you know I get bored very easily.
Gordon: I can tell.
Chico: I need constant stimulation.
Jason: Don't we all.
Gordon: What about stimulation where I give you 100 John O'Hurley Heads? It's time for Place! Bets! Now! You know the deal. I give you 8 bets. You bet them. The last winner was...me :)
Chico: Start it, winner.
Gordon: Starting with...

1. WHo wins The Amazing Race?

Chico: 15 on JorDan.
Jason: 10 on Caite and Brent. Just for Spite :)
Gordon: Ill go 10 on Dan and Jordan and 5 on a safety bet on the Cowboys.

2. Idol. Who wins?

Jason: 20 on Krystal
Chico: 10 on Lee, 5 on Crystal.
Gordon: I'll go 10 on Crystal and 5 on Lee

3. Dancing with the Stars. Who wins?

Jason: 15 on Nicole
Chico: 15 on Nicole.
Gordon: 10 on Nicole. 5 on Evan

4. Survivor. Who wins?

Chico: 10 on Colby. 10 on Sandra.
Jason: 11 on Parvati
Gordon: 25 on Sandra.

5. Will Baggage get a second season?

Jason: 11 on Yes.
Gordon: 10 on Yes
Chico: 10 on yes.

6. Betty White's SNL - Highest rated one of the season?

Jason: 11 on Heck Yes....and I will be Dvr'ing it.
Gordon: 10 on No
Chico: 10 on no...  But still one to watch.

7. Will Late Night Liars get a second season?

Jason: 11 on NO.
Gordon: 5 on no.
Chico: Judging on GSN's track record with primetime programming... 10 on no.
Gordon: and finally...

8. Will there be any 'Legitimate' Wins on Deal or No Deal, Minute to Win it, etc. during Sweeps Month?

Jason: 11 on NO.
Gordon: 5 on no.
Chico: How many do I have left?
Gordon: 10
Chico: Bet the lot on no.
Gordon: And that's it. We'll see how right (or wrong) we are in a few months.
Chico: Meanwhile, we have the Speed round next... but first. A Brainvision Break... *window breaking*

WCG Ultimate Gamer, which we zombified last week... is casting for season 2.

Jason: Back from the grave

http://www.realitywanted.com/call/7007-wcg-ultimate-gamer-season-2-10000000-cash-prize-open-call-los-angeles-ca
 
Chico: So there you go. Back from the dead.
Gordon: I'm glad. It was a good series. Now focus on the gaming please. Thank you.
Chico: Meanwhile, we have this.
Jason: Exactly.

(Brought to you by Ultimate Parkour Challenge... Death Valley Rally. Find the coolest, most tricked out way to go from one end of the desert to the... other...)

Chico: The trick is...it's all desert with nothing there to flip onto or off of.
Gordon: Rocks. I bet they like rocks. And Chico....you rock.
Chico: No, Gordon. YOU rock.
Jason: You both ROCK.
Gordon: Let's Rock a Speed Round...Now! Idol - we know who you think is going to win. Now tell me who's going to lose next.
Jason: Bye Casey.
Chico: I think Mike is going home. If he isn't saved by that last performance, there's no saving him.
Gordon: I can't see all 3 country people in the final 3. Bye, Casey. DWTS: Who isn't going to the Round of 4?
Chico: Niecy Nash! GO AWAY!
Gordon: I'll go with the nix on Nash
Jason: Nix on the clean Nash
Chico: Who wins the Race?
Jason: Caite and Brent.  Seriously.
Gordon: Survivor: Who's next to go?
Jason: Bye Colby
Chico: Bye bye PArvati.
Gordon: I'll say Bye Rupert. I like to say hi to mail though. What do you got?
Chico: I got this from Eric Pierce, our man in Bristol.

Chico: I don't know, Eric. I mean, you think you have it all figured out, then all of a sudden, you have to refigure it out.
Jason: You can suspect it a little coming from the man from Our Little Genius, but to have it planned out THAT much...not sure
Chico: You're not going to let that die, aren't you? =p
Jason: Never. He rigged the game, or at least someone on his staff did.
Gordon: I don't think it was scripted, but I do agree with Jason that you just never know, because Our Little Genius is a BIG strike against him.: Thanks for the email Eric. Anything else?
Chico: Next is from Steven Waldie.

Jason: I could see Erin back there with the corporate synergy
Gordon: Thanks Steve. and I am sorry about Helen's passing also.
Jason: And I don't see a talk show winning out
Chico: Me neither. We'll see.
Jason: But Tom is busy. :)
Gordon: I can see it. I hope it doesn't happen, but keep in mind it's Julie Chen hosting it.
Chico: There's the X-factor. You're schtupping the network boss.
Jason: Right. Married to and schtupping
Gordon: So it could happen. We'll see if it will. Anything else?
Chico: Not from me.
Gordon: Not from me either, so that ends this week's show. Special thanks to Jason Block for being with us today.
Jason: Always fun to be in the nuthouse with you guys.
Chico: Next week, we've got the final of the Race and the Last Man Standing on Minute to Win It. *raspberries*. Until then, how do the folks out there get in touch with us?
Gordon: They can email us on wlti@gameshow.com, of YouTube, Facebook or MySpace us.
Chico: Okay. What are you watching this week?
Gordon: Im going to watch me some Minute To Win it, because it's a Million Dollar mission and I'm sure we'll have something to make fun of.
Jason: Betty White on SNL...
Gordon: What aren't you watching?
Jason: Deal or No Deal in Syndication.
Chico: Me neither. It's pretty much a dead duck.
Gordon: I have to watch it. I won't be watching any bomb threats on CNN...I hope.
Chico: Me neither. Jason, thanks for joining us. Until next time, for Gordon and everyone at GSNN, I'm Chico Alexander. Game over... and spread the love.