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Episode 23.8 - Blame It On El Nino
March 1

Chico: Hey, this is Chico Alexander... and baby... it's cold outside.
Gordon: This is Gordon Pepper, and if you own a snowblowing company, you'd be in great shape today.
Jason: Enough with the SNOW!
Gordon: And that would be appropriate, because this week, almost everything blew.
Chico: I blame el Nino. In fact, let's go ahead and call today's episode that. So from somewhere in America... The "I Blame El Nino" edition of WLTI... is... ON!
Gordon: YAY! Gordon and Chico here, along with special guest Mr. Jason Block.
Jason: To Al Gore...COLD ENOUGH FOR YOU? And do you understand how much it took not to put a boot through my TV when watching Wheel during Sandals Resorts Week?
Chico: Hey Winter! Enough already!
Jason: I have Cabin fever.
Chico: It's cold and I have a cold.
Gordon: Make that Spring Break fever, maybe? We start the blowage (or suckage, depending on how you look at it) with The Price is Right.
Chico: Spring break arrived early this year to "The Price Is Right", and a bunch of college students came with visions of cars.. trips.. cash money ... and left with a tomato bath.
Gordon: At least the Skunk mascot is alive and well.
Jason: It felt like a party that you wanted to go to...but left with a wicked hangover.
Chico: Yep. Here's the runout: Scion xB in Cover Up... LOST. The ultimate dorm room in Squeeze Play... LOST. Plinko... well, the player left with $1000, but still a loss. Aspen and the Bahamas in 1 Right Price... LOST. Jeep Wrangler in Pass the Buck... LOST. Danger Price... for snowboards, pool table, surfboards, cellphones... LOSS Totally lost.
Jason: El skunko
Gordon: So we take a trip to Skunk U?
Chico: Yup. The Skunk U Skunks did lose in the Showcases, though. First up... a tiki bar, a margarita maker, a trip to Miami, and a party barge... BID NOW!
Jason: $25,000
Gordon: $38,069
Chico: Actual price... $38.... ,067. Gordon's over by $2. You and your 69 finally does you in. Jason wins.
Gordon: That really sucks.
Chico: Aww. Well better luck with this: a home theater seating, HDTV, restaurant gift cards, and a Chevrolet Camaro.
Jason: $32,000
Gordon: $28,690
Chico: Actual price... $28,724. Gordon wins... and so does Leanne Aguilera. But Aly Stark also wins today: $11,000 cash money and a home theatre with iPods.
Gordon: Whoo hoo
Chico: So we avoid a wipeout... but just. Lot of jumpers and screamers that Monday. But no real gamers. Oh well.
Gordon: Now, just for the historians here, how well do those special themed shows do again?
Jason: Not well.
Chico: Not well at all. With scant exception.
Gordon: With the exception of Valentine's Day, no special show has had more than 2 winners. So add this as business as usual.
Chico: The next themed show is next week. Wednesday, the 500th Drew episode. Fingers crossed for THAT one.
Gordon: So we go from screaming college students to screaming Idol fans.
Chico: And our first installment of...



Jason: Emphasis on Morons.
Chico: first of all, if you've read our primer, might as well just toss it out, because they ALL underwhelmed.
Jason: That was a BRUTAL first week.
Gordon: And you have a smorgasbord of morons to choose from.
Chico: Seriously.
Jason: It's like the first week of NFL Football Hard to pick the games.
Gordon: And when you have a ton to select, it's really a toss-up as to who goes. So since our favorites of Ashley and Janell were part of the people who sang pitifully bad, out they go.
Chico: And the four who lost said coin toss: Janell Wheeler, Ashley Rodriguez, Tyler Grady, and ... some other guy I don't remember his name. =p
Gordon: Joe Munoz. And that's why he left, because no one else remembered who he was :P
Chico: Thank you. And honestly, I don't blame the public one bit. I mean, if it were up to me, they'd all be gone.
Gordon: I wouldn't have a Top 12 right now. I'd have a Final 5. Brutal.
Chico: Very. And if I may bring it up... Song choice...
Jason: Song choices were pitiful.
Chico: You don't play to your strength yet. You play to the audience.
Gordon: HOWEVER, the good news is that since no one had a 'great' performance (we only had competent), there's more than enough time for anyone to sing well and get a fan base. Even Alex Lambert and Haeley Vaughn.
Chico: That's true. Just as long as they aren't indulgent with their choices. You ever notice that a lot of the singers like to dive into the shallow end as it were? Head first? You know what? Start with a bang? The last person that started with a bang ended with a thud (Lil Rounds, I'm lookin' at you).
Jason: No that's not the point. You had the women taking no risks. And the men took TOO MANY. Neither succeeded.
Gordon: You have to select something that shows off your voice and wants people to vote for you. You don't need to be innovative yet, just memorable.
Chico: Agreed.
Jason: I mean this week is a total coin flip.
Chico: Strike a balance between what you can do and what the audience will want to hear.
Jason: This is a HUGE week for everybody
Chico: All I can say is shake it off. It's only one week, and now it's over. Just perform... If you don't perform, you WILL BE IN DANGER.
Gordon: As well as American Idol, as I'm sure the audience will give everyone ONE pass, but not two.
Chico: Right.
Jason: Almost everyone used their immunity idol (so to speak)
Chico: From here on out, you are vulnerable. As Gordon likes to say "You're only as good as your last shot."
Gordon: I think only Crystal Bowersox did what she needed to do. Everyone else...nope. Sing or else. Speaking of using their immunity Idol, let's head on over to Survivor, where the Villains lost their immunity challenge. Convincingly.



Chico: Ground to dust.
Jason: to Mud actually.
Chico: I sit corrected.
Gordon: They lose 8-0 to the heroes, which means they get trip #1 to Tribal Council.
Chico: First time, last time for Randy Bailey. He's on his way out.
Gordon: He is, because he did absolutely nothing to build up any sort of social alliance.
Chico: If you remember, Randy was the swing. You don't want to be the swing THIS EARLY in the game.
Gordon: Not while he deserved to get voted out. This is obviously the wrong choice. Who SHOULD they have voted out, kids?
Chico: Parvati or Russell.
Gordon: The answer is: Parvati.
Jason: Why?
Gordon: Not just because she's aligned with Russell. She's got 3 allies over on the heroes camp.
Chico: Social game. She's FULL of it.
Gordon: Should they all merge together, everyone else could be in trouble.
Chico: Agreed, sir.
Jason: Even so, she won. Any winner is already marked as not getting it again.
Chico: Which means that Parvati's time is coming... Might not be now, but soon... if there's any brains in the Villains' tiny little heads.
Gordon: Yes. So again, she needed to be jettisoned, not Randy, who isn't a threat to anyone.
Chico: Because he's old and a swing. He's an old swing. Should've tried to win him over instead of ousting him. BAD play. VERY bad play.
Gordon: You know what else is a bad play? Bouncing back and forth on Detours.



Chico: That's probably the worst thing you could do. Lawyermoms get their briefs handed to them last night.
Gordon: And with the play by play, here's Chico.
Chico: Thank you, Gordon, I like your hair as well. We go from Chile to Argentina.
Jason: And CBS does a PSA on the earthquake
Chico: Class act. This is a Roaming Gnome stage, as you have to beat a Travelocity Gnome in five-card stud, and then hold on to it.
Jason: At the place where Butch and Sundance hung out.
Chico: Roadblock has the players doggie punching gaucho style. Guess which team has no problem with THAT.
Gordon: Hmm... would that be Jet and Cord the cowboys?
Jason: ROFL
Chico: That WOULD be Jet and Cord the cowboys. The spaghetti western theme continues into the Detour, where the teams have to find stolen money in the desert OR score a goal in polo. Now when you have to switch a Detour, you're putting yourself in serious danger. TWO teams did just that. Joe & Heidi... Monique & Shawne. For Joe & Heidi, the switch proved most beneficial. For Monique & Shawne... not so much. They're the third team out. Awww.
Jason: Oh well.
Chico: Jet & Cord, on the other hand, win their second straight leg on the backs of their cowboying up.
Gordon: Jet and Cord have a good leg, as can be expected when you're cowboys. It would have been embarrassing if they were anything but in first.
Chico: Agreed. The Hole in the Wall Gang would be proud.
Jason: Let's see what happens when they have a mistake and deal with it.
Chico: I don't think they will have that much of an issue. After all, they've been downwind of a few good teams before and have come back.
Gordon: You also have to remember that team-wise, this is not exactly all-stars.
Chico: Not exactly. I mean... brains... not exactly there. Brute force and dumb luck? Teeming.
Jason: And BTW...you don't bitch when a team has an advantage. You go on and win the damn thing.
Chico: True, Block. This is one of the rare reality games where you are in control of your own destiny. You can either suck it up and move on or seethe and let it fester.
Jason: Because a few teams were upset the cowboys had a cowboy like challenge. Big deal. Move on.
Gordon: Every leg will have something that will accentuate your natural ability.
Chico: It's just a matter of figuring out what that ability is.
Gordon: For example, if there was a trivia competition, I'd let Jason handle it. I would NOT let a Real Housewife handle it.
Jason: Thank you. I think.
Chico: You know, I'm of a mixed heart here. It's true that two heads are better than one... But what happens when one just distracts from the task at hand? You get... This week on Millionaire. Now Millionaire has some GREAT theme weeks. Gordon's going to talk on one of them in Brainvision. This week was not one of them. I. Felt. Dirty.
Gordon: Did Producer Michael Davies ever send the ladies a memo that the point of them being on the show is about helping the contestants, and not about talking about themselves while the question is being read?
Chico: I.. uh... don't think so.
Jason: Um...the Housewives are a bunch of egotistical media hos
Chico: You think?
Jason: So why do you think they would shut up?
Chico: Obviously they wouldn't. I mean, the only thing I took from last week was that a) Andy Cohen, for a host of a pop culture show on Bravo... knows more than the audience of Bravo... and 2) ... Kandi Burruss has a new album out. That's it. Can we Big Bored this?
Gordon: Why yes. yes we can.


Really, Housewives?

- The Good: Andy Cohen is 5 for 7
- The Bad: The Housewives LOVE to Talk About Anything Other Than the Question
- The UGLY: No One Made Above $50,000
 

Chico: This one's called "Really, Housewives?" Now because our friend Don was watching the Olympics, the show fell on me this week. I should note that some of the question did deal with the RHo... franchise. First question to Andy...

[$25,000] (Iconic Images)
One of the most iconic images in American photography, Dorothea Lange's "Migrant Mother" was taken in what year?
A: 1872
B: 1905
C: 1936
D: 1960

Jason: I would guess C.
Chico: I would also guess C...
Gordon: Ill say C
Chico: Andy says C. Contestant Nina Weiss takes a Double Dip on C. Both are right.
Jason: Yes :)
Chico: So Andy's 1 for 1. But then comes this on Tuesday...

[$10,000] (Poetry)
A famous poem by James Russell Lowell asks, "what is so rare as a day in" what month?
A: March
B: April
C: May
D: June

Gordon: It's June. D.
Jason: Poetry stinks. I am guessing C again.
Chico: Andy goes with C... "Because it rhymes". I would've sooner asked the audience, but it's... D. Point, G-Money. Andy is 1 for 2. Wednesday...

[$5,000] (Kandi of Atlanta)
Kandi Burruss from "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" won a Grammy for co-writing what hit R&B song?
A: No Scrubs
B: The Boy is Mine
C: Say My Name
D: Get Ur Freak On


Chico: Now this would be an optimum use of the Expert because he would know about his cast members.
Gordon: You would think.
Jason: Isn't it B?
Chico: It's not.
Gordon: The answer is A
Chico: the answer IS A.
Gordon: Jason Block does NOT know his Real Housewives Trivia.
Chico: Nor does he know to ask a person who's versed on the subject.
Jason: Thank goodness :)
Chico: Andy's 2 for 3.

[$50,000] (Word Origins)
The word "thug" was originally used to refer to a member of a band of assassins once active in what country?
A: Turkey
B: Mongolia
C: Egypt
D: India


Chico: I can tell you right now.. Andy has no idea, just guessing A.
Jason: I know Thug is from THUGGEE...but I forget where it was from.... I am guessing D...India.
Gordon: The Thug is from the Thuggees. That would be Hindi, and India. D.
Chico: You are guessing... Correctly. Next one...

[$15,000] (Costs of Living)
According to USDA figures, in 2008 the annual child-rearing costs for a middle-income, two-parent family were approximately what per child?
A: $6,500
B: $12,500
C: $18,500
D: $24,500


Jason: This is a total guess. C.
Chico: A total guess for a $15,000 question.
Gordon: I'll agree with Jason, which means I'm wrong.
Chico: You're all wrong. It was B.
Jason: Thought so.
Gordon: Knew it. Thanks, Jay.
Jason: Like I said. This was a GUESS question
Chico: Yep. I don't think a lifeline would've even helped. Andy went with B. Andy was right. He's 3 for 5. Andy got both of his questions right on Friday to end the week 5 for 7. Mostly because the players knew when to utilize him..
Gordon: 5 for 7 is actually pretty good.
Jason: Very good actually.
Chico: But did they have to wait so bloody long?
Gordon: Well, if you want to utilize someone in that field, you use him for Real Housewife or Entertainment questions.
Chico: Or current events. Because he also knew of the Defense of Marriage Act. But only one of the players got to $50,000.
Gordon: I think patience is a virtue as long as they do it correctly, which they do, for the most part. And I bet that he didn't get the answers provided to him by Mark Burnett in advance.
Chico: Welcome to the Story That Wouldn't Die... Last week, we talked about how the FCC is cracking down on Mark Burnett for allegedly rigging "Our Little Genius". Now we have the letter that came out this week that caused said flap.
Jason: If that letter is true...it's a PRIMER on how to rig a show.
Chico: If you go here...

http://www.scribd.com/doc/27343214/Our-Little-Genius-Letter ...

Chico: ... You see the entire letter and related materials. It's a very thick release. On the other hand, you have a very thin letter that pretty much says everything that needs to be said.
Jason: The only thing redacted, info on the kids.
Chico: and the parents
Jason: Everyone should and MUST read this.
Gordon: Right. But this shows exactly everything you CAN'T do on a game show.
Chico: If I may quote from the letter...

"It is reasonable to ask why would Mark Burnett Production (sic) want to reveal questions and answers and apparently win more prize money? One possible answer is that they have a strategy for controlling and allocating prize money. It is quite possible that they wanted almost everyone to answer three or four questions correctly and then fail shortly thereafter. That would be consistent with the Addendum to the Series Rules... ... given what I've seen, it seems quite possible that (employees) could have revealed enough information to that family to help them win the top prize. It could make a spectacular conclusion to the series and bring in a lot of revenue."

Jason: Can I translate that?
Chico: Please, Mr. Legal.
Jason: They wanted to rig the show so that you had bigger ratings and bigger money for Fox.
Chico: They basically wanted to control who got to the top and who fell a little short. Allegedly, of course.
Jason: Allegedly. Don't want us to get sued.
Gordon: I would concur. It reminded me a lot of Curtis Warren's Million Dollar question on Greed. Do you remember the Million Dollar question?
Chico: I can punch it up here...
Gordon: Please do.
Chico: The question...

Which four TV shows were also movies?
- McHale's Navy
- Hawaii Five-0
- Melrose Place
- The Flintstones
- Bewitched
- Miami Vice
- Dragnet
- The Beverly Hillbillies


Gordon: Keep in mind that #1. This is 2000 and #2. the 4 winning movies were all released within the past 15 years. McHale's Navy (1997), The Flinststones (1994), Beverly Hillbillies (1993), and Dragnet (1987)
Chico: Correct. Of course, you've seen it millions of times. You know the answer. In 2010. In 2000... you could just rely on "movies that came out in my lifetime".
Gordon: If you had a pulse in the 1990's, you knew this. It was set for a Million Dollar win.
Chico: But you look at previous MDQs on the show... and you have to wonder... what the hell? Because there was no ifs or buts about it. It was an exact question looking for an exact answer. It wasn't one of those Family Feud type questions. You know the kind. One word... Chocolate.
Gordon: And as I've said, if you know the contestants strengths and weaknesses, you can set a game to the win or loss. That's why Millionaire's games are completely set at random, so you can't have that scrutiny on their contestants.
Jason: But the question is... no matter what happens Burnett is in deep doo-doo. If he didn't know about this...he looks stupid.
Gordon: HOWEVER... For example, if I know Chico likes game shows, I can ask him game show questions or question on celebrities on game shows and he can get a big win, and if I know he hates sports, I can ask him questions on basketball and hockey and set him up for a loss. Or if I know what he got wrong on his entrance exam, I can ask him questions in that same region, since I know he'll struggle there.
Jason: Exactly.
Chico: Now Mark Burnett may not take a financial hit from the feds, but his reputation is going to be scrutinized for a long time to come. That's basically what the letter alleges. That the game can be set up for a win or loss. That's the issue.
Gordon: That's a major issue. And again, like we've said before, if they prove that this was done through people under Burnett's employ, then we have to go back to all of his other current shows and see if that's happening there, too. And yes, I'm talking 5th Grader and Survivor.
Jason: And Apprentice
Chico: Yep. But again, there's not much the FCC can do because the shows were pulled before airing. I want to say it's a save-face move.
Jason: Yes they can.
Chico: Or at least a save-cash move. The face is gone.
Jason: They can fine Burnett a boatload of money.
Chico: Technically they can't.
Jason: Why not?
Chico: Section 508 of the Telecommunications Act of 1936.
Gordon: Technically, the shows never made it on the air and it got quashed. However, if they can find anything on 5th grader or Survivor, or anything else Burnett has or is going to air, that spells disaster.
Chico: It makes it illegal for anyone to give, with the intent to deceive the viewing or listening public, assistance that will affect the outcome of a "purportedly bona fide contest of intellectual knowledge or intellectual skill." That brings up a sticky issue because the show was never aired.
Jason: Very.
Chico: If they can find any evidence on a show that has aired... and eyes will be peeled wide... Mark Burnett could be in a world of hurt.
Jason: I think he already is.
Gordon: He could very well be.
Chico: One thing that's never hurt are our dear friends the hams... and other assorted animals... and Eve the cat.
Jason: Is she ok from last week?
Chico: Even though last week's show kinda freaked her out. I think she'll be fine.
Gordon: Well yes, but she was caught feeding the hamsters catnip with some strange marking on it, so we're keeping her away fromt he set for awhile.
Chico: Heh.
Jason: Oh boy.
Chico: Probably for the best.
Gordon: So while Hans the pig is keeping the set tidy, Roll That Beautiful Brain Footage.

(Doug: Live, local, and latebreaking... From the four corners of the globe to your frontal lobe, this is WLTI Brainvision News, and now here's Gordon Pepper, Chico Alexander, and the award-winning Brainvision News Team)

Chico: Thank you very much, Mr. Doug. First up... a song. "Give me the green light.... Give me just one night..." Why singing? Glad you asked.

Our friends at the Wrap are reporting that NBC is working on a second season of "The Sing-Off".

Chico: Because apparently it did well enough the first go-round.
Gordon: It was a fun show. Now just get better groups, please :)
Chico: It was a very well put-together show. If I had to do it all over again... I'd get another Lachey hosting. Better host, Nick or Drew. Drew without question.
Jason: It was good. Not great. Good. And better cast shows.
Chico: Yep.
Gordon: Agreed.
Chico: I'm going to make a call to Eric and a few of the guys from college. See if they're in. :-)
Gordon: And if you're not into singing, what about dealing?

IN this week's Datebook, LMAD celebrates 100 episodes on Wednesday. Instant Recall on GSN and the Marriage Ref on NBC also show up Thursday.

Chico: With Wink Martindale. Very important fact.
Gordon: We'll see if Wink can be in the pink and save GSN from the brink or if the show goes into the clink because it stinks.
Chico: Nice rap there, sir.

And all this week is Million Dollar Movie Week on Millionaire.

Chico: One of our favorite weeks there.
Gordon: I think we need to clink our glasses with a drink. Let's get Fully Loaded.
Jason: (hic)
Chico: This week, stuff for your iPhones. You like Crystal Maze?
Jason: I do.
Gordon: Yah

There's an app for that. It's available at iTunes App Store for $2.99. It's a great buy.

Jason: Oh....TPIR 2010 is out for the Iphone. I just downloaded it.
Chico: Good stuff?
Jason: I like it a lot.
Chico: And finally, do you like American Idol?
Gordon: ...usually.
Jason: Not this week :)

Well... there's no app for that. But you can download singles from your favorite singers at $1.29 a pop. But they won't list which is the most popular songs to ensure fairness in the voting. And even better, you can download your favorite singer all season.

Gordon:
What if you want to download stupid people? Are they still free?
Chico: *sigh* Unfortunately. I get more than my fair share. I want to throw my iPhone at them.
Gordon: I got one here to add to your collection.

Are YOU Smarter than...Australian Millionaire host Eddie McGuire, who apparently though it would be keen to make Gay jokes during the men's figure skating competition on the Olympics?

Chico: Yeah... that's not good. At all
Jason: Not cool.
Gordon: That's resulted in a number of complaints to Channel Nine and a trip over to the anti-discrimination board.
Chico: Oh boy... How can I put this... You! IN THE CORNER! NOW!
Gordon: You can have your personal opinions. If I'm watching a national sporting event, I don't need to hear them.
Chico: Point, G-Money.
Gordon: Oh by the way, the national human eating competition is over, and guess who won?



Jason: AH!
Chico: Nice!
Gordon: He got the gold!

The Contender also got the gold...for a while, but since it hasn't been on our TV set for a year, it's now Zombie Chow.

Chico: That's the rule.
Gordon: Well The Contender is going abroad. So let's also go abroad.
Chico: Going abroad. And this one comes with a couch.
Gordon: Oooh. Pretty happy casting couch.
Chico: Jumping over to Canada (BTW, that was an epic hockey match)...

If you want to be a contestant on Wipeout Canada, go to TVtropolis.com and search "Wipeout Canada". You may have to wait a bit as casting opens May 31.

Gordon: Nice. I bet Canadians enjoy seeing wipeouts too.
Chico: So if you like Big Balls and you're Canadian... you're set.
Gordon: And I bet they like Media Hoes as well.
Chico: Everyone loves Media Hoes. *plays "Pimpin' All Over the World"*
Jason: Me too.

In this week's Media Ho report, Betty White may be going on Saturday Night Live as a group ensemble skit, Lacey Schwimmer and Johnathan Roberts will NOT be on next season's Dancing With the Stars, Andrew Garcia is predicted to win American Idol (which mean's he won't)... Kris Allen, according to documents won $650,000 for taking first place on American Idol, Ellen Degeneres' ratings go up, Patti Labelle doesn't think American Idol judges are fit to be there. Bitter, Party of 1... Vanna White's yarn creations are on sale, Andre Leon Talley joins Top Model, and Chris Golightly whines about being DQ'ed from Idol. Bitter, Party of 2...

Chico: At the risk of sounding repetitive... He needs to live up to his name ... and go lightly.
Jason: (RIMSHOT)
Chico: Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Don Pardo turns 92, Bob Barker wants his whales freed, and Craig Robinson is the new host of Last Comic Standing.

Chico: He of "The Office".
Gordon: But none of them are the ho of the week.
Chico: Who ya got, sir?
Jason: Who?
Gordon: The ho of the week is Rozlyn Papa, who's been making her rounds, in more ways than one.
Chico: Sextape?
Gordon: Sextape.
Jason: Multiple ones allegedly
Gordon: She's applying to be on E!. She probably should be applying to get on The Playboy Channel.
Chico: (Stripclub host voice) Give it up for Rozlyn, gentlemen...
Gordon: Plus, if that's not enough, I've got more casting couches, which is where she can film her next scene.
Chico: Hiyo!

If you want to be on America's Next Top Model, Cycle 15, go here: http://www.realitywanted.com/call/6787-now-casting-americas-next-top-model-cycle-15

If you want to audition to be on Last Comic Standing, go here: http://www.realitywanted.com/call/6527-last-comic-standing-now-casting

Chico: Open calls are in NY and LA in March.

If you want to be on a new high pressure show on CBS for winning money to do simple tasks (this sounds awfully like The Cube (yuck)), go here: http://www.realitywanted.com/call/6761-cbs-game-show-now-casting

Jason: I believe that COULD be the casting notices for the cube, yes.
Chico: I believe it might be the Cube... Which is good for us, but bad for Gordon. :-)
Gordon: When the show tanks, I want an apology from both of you.
Jason: You'll get it.
Chico: I'm sorry enough as it is :-)

And FINALLY, if you want to be The Hottest Girl in America and on the cover of 'Girls Gone Wild', go here: http://www.realitywanted.com/call/6687-casting-hot-men-and-women-hdnet-reality-series

Gordon: And those...are your hoes.
Chico: And that's Brainvision. Shut her down.
Jason: Shutting Down.
Chico: Okay, still to come, we have pictures for you to laugh at... or with... I forget which.
Gordon: But first, we fool around with numbers. This is WLTI. You give us 22 minutes, we'll give you 22 people in American Idol's Top 50 who were throwing things at their TV sets because they weren't on the show and 24 other bozos were.
Chico: Heh.

(BrainVision has been brought to you by GSNN's Relationship Ref. We can help Simon and Ellen get back together. Maybe.)

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