Episode 32.8 - No Love, All Fools
April 1

Jason: LOL
Chico: Isn't that a real move, Bikini Zombie Chasers?
Gordon: I think the Zombie Strippers co-star
Chico: Okay. Welcome back to WLTI. Thanks for being a part of our week and allowing us to be a part of yours. Next up, time to make some news. Now we're not just making news, we're also spinning it silly with Good News, Bad News.
Jason: Cool :)
Chico: The deal is we give you the bad news, and you spin it into a positive. For example...

The BAD News: Naomi Campbell produces "The Face", but ends up losing the competition to Karolina Kurkova?

Jason: The Good News: Naomi Campbell is free to treat OTHER people like dirt
Gordon: The Good News: There's now lots of Cell Phones on set that Naomi can use in her personal life.
Chico: The good news... now we know who to call if we need a modeling career. Next?
Gordon: Next one...

The BAD News: No more Dorothy Hamill on Dancing With the Stars, and more DL Hughley

Chico: The good news: Dorothy's keeping health first.
Jason: The Good News: Dorothy Hamill wont be paralyzed.
Gordon: The good News: Next week's pick on who will be eliminated will be real easy.
Chico: Real easy. Next one...

The BAD News: Ndamukong Suh has splashed his last on Splash.

Jason: The good news...no other men will have their groin stepped on
Chico: OW
Jason: It's true
Chico: My pride
Gordon: The Good News: Now he won't worry about winning more Splash Championships than Super Bowl titles.
Chico: The good news... it will make watching Katherine Webb that much less awkward. Next?
Gordon: Next one...

The BAD News: Bachelor Pad gets cancelled

Chico: The good news... Bachelor Pad gets cancelled!
Gordon: The Good News: The Pad can now be rented out to the next set of American Idol contestants as their stay in home.
Chico: Make sure you clean it thorougly
Jason: The Good News: We can finally scotch gard that house...WOW ;)
Gordon: If I'm a germ squad, I need protection. Next one?
Chico: Next one...

The BAD News... "Unbeatable Banzuke" gets a demotion from G4 reruns to Myx TV (which is not on every system).

Jason: The Good News...is there any? :(
Chico: The Good news: More residuals for Rome Kanda.
Jason: That will work
Gordon: The Good News: GSN can do a Stone Family Special with them playing. Who wants to see the patriarch on a pogo stick?
Jason: I do!
Chico: ... On? A pogo stick?
Gordon: Could be fun. Last one...

The BAD News: UNC is out, and Duke may make the Final Four. This is, of course, bad news for Chico, and good news for Gordon.

Jason: The Good News....Florida is about to be out.
Chico: The good news... Duke is up against Louisville.
Gordon: The Good News...(counts money)...yeah, baby.
Chico: Gordon. Gets. Money. Holla.
Gordon: That ends the good news. More news - Season's Greetings is up next - after this.
Chico: Here comes Peter Cottontail... Hasenpfeffer!

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Jason: LOL
Gordon: Welcome back to the show. While we are setting up our GPS looking for rabbit holes, I have a bunch of greeting cards that need writing.
Chico: I can help you with that
Jason: (gets out my Waterman) Thats a fountain pen.
Gordon: We start with this...

An engagement card for Ace Young and Diana DeGarmo

Jason: Dear Ace and Diana: May you have many years of happiness together....away from the camera. Don't make this wedding a reality show. Live life, and love each other. Love, Jason.
Chico: Ace & Diana. May you have many years of cranking out a family band of good-looking chipper supersingers.
Gordon: Dear Ace and Diana: We hope your romance is a Broadway Smash (and hopefully lasting longer than how long NBC's show is going to wind up lasting). Love, GSNN.
Chico: Nextone...

Apolo Ohno is shooting his first episodes of Minute to Win It. Wish him luck.

Jason: Dear Apolo: May your competitive spirit do you well...but remember it's not about you. It's about the contestants. Love, Jason
Chico: It ain't the fast track, but it's going to be fast. Lots of luck!
Gordon: Dear Apollo: May the stars on your new show shine like the Sun and not like Uranus. Love, GSNN.
Chico: Classic G-Money. Next?
Gordon: Next one...

Send a We Miss You letter to either Ceelo or Christina Aguilera.

Jason: Dear Christina: Shakira's hips don't lie...but your boobs are dearly missed! Along with your great judging! Come back soon! Jason
Chico: .... We miss your kitty... and your parrot... and your funky head dressings.. Love, Chico.
Gordon: Dear Ceelo - Just wanted to know that we would never Forget You. Neither will your attorneys. Hope to see you soon, GSNN.
Chico: Brava. Next...

A birthday card for Pyramid.

Jason: Dear Pyramid: You look great for 40. You aged well. Don't let the bad celebrities fool you...you still are awesome...GSNN!
Chico: Coca Cola... the Parthenon... a 45-rpm...a '57 Chevy..."Things that are classic!" Happy 40th from the boys. :-)
Gordon: Dear Pyramid:The candles...the icing...the dough...Things on a Birthday Cake? Yes! Happy 40th! From GSNN
Chico: Next?
Gordon: Next one...

Send a congratulations card to David Luea and his $50,000 engagement, care of Let's Ask America.

Jason: Dear David....great playing on the show...now can I have your video game collection? Much success on your new life together! Love, GSNN
Chico: Dear David... You and your lady never even had to leave the house. May you never have to leave again. Love, GSNN
Gordon: Dear David: You have now had more success than you would have if you went on The Bachelor. Congratulations! Love, GSNN
Jason: LOL
Chico: HA! Cute.
Gordon: Last one?
Chico: Last and final one...

To our fans for voting us Readers Choice three years running.

Chico: I'm going to quote Boyz II Men here. "Even though when times got rough, you never turned away, you were right there... and we thank you."
Jason: Dear Fans: Thank you for reading us, liking us and voting for us. It inspires us to be better. Love, GSNN
Gordon: Dear Fans: We thank you all. And to reward you, we really will send Jason Block to Canada. One way. Love, GSNN
Jason: HEY NOW!
Gordon: APRIL FOOLS!
Jason: ...Sheesh.
Chico: Okay, we gotta break before Jason breaks Gordon's arms.
Jason: I'll actually go if I get to cover TPIR Live.
Chico: ... Okay, that'll work. :-)
Gordon: Say hi to Ryan Vickers up there for me.

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Chico: Right on.
Jason: We will be there.
Chico: All to benefit the American Cancer Society and the Kennedy Krieger Institute. For more information, go to facebook.com/24HourGSM. Follow them on twitter @24hourGSM.
Gordon: A worthy charity. And it's time for some Speed Round...now! Idol: Do we lose another male?
Chico: Yes.
Jason: Yes
Chico: And his name is Lazaro.
Gordon: No. Devin's vote goes to Lazaro and Amber is in trouble. Survivor: Which fan gets busted next?
Jason: I think it's going to a favorite being blindsided
Chico: I think it's going to be Brenda getting blindsided.
Gordon: If its a favorite, it's going to be Corinne.
Chico: The Race... we haven't talked much. Who's getting busted next?
Jason: The rednecks
Chico: Mona & Beth are going to get jammed... because they're roller derby girl
Gordon: I'll go with the moms. DWTS: Bye bye DL?
Jason: Yeah baby
Gordon: Buh bye. Any email?
Chico: Email, no. But if they want to send us some, they can throw us a line at wlti@gameshownewsnet.com OR find us on Facebook OR... follow us on Twitter OR.... download us via iTunes or Stitcher Radio. We're everywhere if you can find us.
Gordon: And that wraps up this show. Special thanks to Jason Block for joining us.
Jason: Glad to be here
Chico: Next week... the last time a model hosted anything we got David Sparks. What will happen when the Price Models take over 33? This... is gonna be one for the game show collection.
Jason: Yup
Chico: For everyone at GSNN, I'm Gordon Pepper...
Gordon: I'm Chico Alexander.
Chico: The show is WLTI. Game over... and spread the love. :-)