Episode 17.11
March 17

Chico: (sing-songy) coming soon to Fox.
Gordon: Probably will. What's first on the docket?
Chico: First up, a lot of things are airing on Wednesday nights this week. You're going to help me decipher what they mean to you, the person with a season pass to record all of it.
Chico: Ready, Gordon?
Gordon: Lets rock.
Chico: First up...

Survivor's on a special night thanks to the Big Dance...What does "Survivor Micronesia: Flim-Flams vs. Favorites" say about you?

Gordon: It says that I am a loyalist who likes to watch my shows, regardless
of when they are on.
Chico: Agreed.
Gordon: Next show?
Chico: Next show is on opposite of Survivor...

"Top Model"... on the sister network.

Gordon: It says that I'm a little girl who probably voted for Sanjaya last season. I'm watching this and then flipping to Idol after the show ends.
Chico: And I like makeovers. And screaming at the top of my lungs at the prospect of one.
Gordon: You like Extreme Makeovers?
Chico: *screams* *head explodes* *new head pops into place*. It's okay... I put in the Contra code... it's Okay.
Gordon: Glad you're ok. Next one?
Chico: Next one...

Big Brother. That's on after Survivor.

Gordon: I'm related to one of the people in the house. Thats the only reason why anyone would watch the CBS version.
Chico: I'm a partner that got kicked off.
Gordon: Now if it's the showtime version, its baecuase I want to see couples get it on and be
nekkid. We've already seen some women in the house show off their...oral communication skills :D
Chico: Word. And you're 9 and you want to hear someone say "(^_^)" while in the house.
Gordon: Actually, If you're 9, you'd probably be on FOX watching their shows right about now.
Chico: Good segue.

Let's say you're watching The Moment of Truth.

Chico: That basically says "I'm sad... and I'm cool with it." Or "I'm inappropriate... and I'm cool with it."
Gordon: I'm a Jerry Springer Fan...or I'm Gordon Pepper, who wants to see a good old-fashioned train wreck.
Chico: Next one...

Top Chef Chicago.

Gordon: I'm the common everyday foodie who loves making recipes from home and I want to create masterpieces from my home...and oh yes, I don't live in North Carolina.
Chico: ... Recipes available upon request :) Last one...

Pros Vs. Joes: Last Joe Standing

Chico: I'm a masochist. I enjoy pain.
Gordon: I'm a sports fan who is Jonesing for the NCAA Tournament, but who will settle right now for pro athletes knocking the stuffing out of civilians.
Chico: And there's always that. I mean, tomorrow's so far... and the Joes and the Pros are so close.
Gordon: Oh btw, in the ACC Championship game - who you got? (Wears a Clemson T-shirt)
Chico: NOT Clemson.
Gordon: You're rooting for Duke?
Chico: HELL NO! They lost. They're losers. I'm all about Psycho T and the boys. Once Dook lost, it was over. Forget about it. Okay, we have one more, but it's for you. Now, before I was rudely interrupted (again)... Here's one for you.

Chico: E-mail your responses with the subject "What My TiVo Says About Me" and you may see you response here. Like Rob Hoffmann's response to Danny Bonaduce's What's My Zinger. He says...

"Because someone, somewhere, wants to prove there's a level of childcare lower than 'Britney Spears'."

Gordon: Nice one, Rob
Chico: Very nice. You want to be cool like Rob... Get in touch. Okay, time for another break, but when we return, Gordon goes Hollywood... Liked it so much the first time, he's going back for seconds.
Gordon: I did. fun fun fun. We'll go see the next round of contestant applicants - right after the break.

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